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(The Citizen)   Turns out the "natural food coloring" in Ikea's chocolate cake is fecal matter. No word on if it's horse fecal matter   (thelocal.se) divider line 84
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2013-03-05 05:42:15 PM
"We now know that it's a coliform bacteria that's not dangerous to people's health, not as with E. Coli or anything similar," Sara Paulsson of Ikea told the TT news agency.
"But we'll never know exactly which bacteria it is because the cakes have been destroyed."


Meh.

This is so far below the threshold of a scandal it's barely Fark-worthy, let alone newsworthy.
 
2013-03-05 05:42:25 PM
I am afraid to ask what the meatballs are really made of...
 
2013-03-05 05:48:00 PM
POOP CAKE!
 
2013-03-05 05:49:29 PM
Is this now a p3wp thread?
 
2013-03-05 05:50:41 PM
Who buys food at a furniture store?
 
2013-03-05 05:50:54 PM
Wanted for questioning...
images.starpulse.com
He does seem to have recently acquired new crappy furniture
 
2013-03-05 05:51:22 PM
Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?
 
2013-03-05 05:52:52 PM
The Chinese authorities get to confiscate unsafe food shipped in from another country.

Where's the irony tag?
 
2013-03-05 05:53:19 PM
Maybe a furniture store shouldn't make food...
 
2013-03-05 05:54:19 PM
Somebody's out to kill that brand, land sakes!
 
2013-03-05 05:54:25 PM

CipollinaFan: Who buys food at a furniture store?


Porndip Poonpat: Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?


madisononthecheap.com Starbucks really does have the best smooth jazz.
 
2013-03-05 05:55:09 PM

Porndip Poonpat: Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?


I often wonder why they put furniture in my food store. All those silly lamps and sofas are quite irrevelant compared to the lingonberry syrup and pickled herring.
 
2013-03-05 05:57:56 PM
I don't know which is more infuriating: finding fecal matter in the food, or finding an extra "a" in the word "fecal".
 
2013-03-05 05:58:43 PM
When you fail the Chinese health inspection you've really outdone yourself.
 
2013-03-05 05:59:50 PM
Maybe IKEA didn't pay their bribes in a timely fashion? I wouldn't put it past the Chinese to pull a stunt like that. They wouldn't be the first ones to do it...
 
2013-03-05 06:01:04 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: I don't know which is more infuriating: finding fecal matter in the food, or finding an extra "a" in the word "fecal".


Well, learn proper English spelling rather than English 'for Americans'.
 
2013-03-05 06:02:04 PM

Russ1642: When you fail the Chinese health inspection you've really outdone yourself.


I once found urine in my Chinese Coca-Cola. I'm pretty sure they were only joking.
 
2013-03-05 06:02:54 PM
Again - who in their right mind is going to Ikea to buy their food? You deserve what you're getting if you're going there for groceries.
 
2013-03-05 06:07:24 PM
+1 to Subs.
 
2013-03-05 06:07:25 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I am afraid to ask what the meatballs are really made of...


gamecola.net

/more iron.
 
2013-03-05 06:09:39 PM
I opened the box on my most recent Ikea purchase - the adorable UUKOM. A most satisfying aroma of Swedish engineering filled the air which made me glad that i was living in 324 square feet.

First thing TFA made me think of:

"Hank: (in frustration) My wife lies to me. My beer company betrays me. Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here? "
 
2013-03-05 06:11:16 PM

Dahnkster: Wanted for questioning...
[images.starpulse.com image 445x415]
He does seem to have recently acquired new crappy furniture


The poodle corset is making me laugh.
 
2013-03-05 06:13:02 PM
I see the Wizzo Chocolate Company has opened for business in China.
 
2013-03-05 06:15:38 PM
They probably knew the bacteria was in the cakes and figured they could get away with selling them in China, thinking China had lax food inspection laws.  Only problem is they made the mistake of thinking China's food inspection of imported food items was as crappy (pun intended) as their inspection of exported food items.
 
2013-03-05 06:17:04 PM
I'm guessing 999 of 1000 restaurants and bakeries in Shanghai would test positive for this bacteria


The other one would be closed for renovation
 
2013-03-05 06:17:45 PM
I'll bet a month's TotalFark that I can find coliform bacteria in your house in a room other than the bathroom.
 
2013-03-05 06:18:41 PM
coliform bacteria

Yes, coliform is found in the human intestine. But a coliform contamination doesn't necessarily mean poop.

// it's also found in soil and water.

// it probably means poop
 
2013-03-05 06:20:03 PM
I thought coliforms were those plastic templates that you color in and bake to make keychains and sh*t.
 
2013-03-05 06:20:45 PM
Coliform bacteria basically coats everything everywhere. I'll bet if you cultured the bacteria in your clothes or your toothbrush you'd find coliform bacteria.
 
2013-03-05 06:21:19 PM
Poop thread!
 
2013-03-05 06:24:46 PM

jtown: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I am afraid to ask what the meatballs are really made of...

[gamecola.net image 500x334]

/more iron.


Also, there's very little meat in their gym mats.
 
2013-03-05 06:26:25 PM

guilt by association: Poop thread!



t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 06:26:48 PM

Broktun: I'll bet a month's TotalFark that I can find coliform bacteria in your house in a room other than the bathroom.


I bet you wouldn't find it in my cake frosting.
 
2013-03-05 06:27:55 PM

Russ1642: Munchkin City Coroner: I don't know which is more infuriating: finding fecal matter in the food, or finding an extra "a" in the word "fecal".

Well, learn proper English spelling rather than English 'for Americans'.


faecaul?

Weu doun't speull liuke youu guuys becauuse weu liuke tou beu efficieunt.
 
2013-03-05 06:28:33 PM
I also read that they keep finding traces of Allen wrench matter in the brownie mix.
 
2013-03-05 06:29:07 PM
Wanted for questioning:
www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2013-03-05 06:29:59 PM
img.photobucket.com

/got nothin'
 
2013-03-05 06:30:59 PM
furniture factory -> furniture -> hotel -> hotel bathroom -> pipes -> cakery downstairs -> your mouth
www.blogonair.org
the circle of liiiiiiiiiife
 
2013-03-05 06:35:23 PM
Strangely I'm okay with this.  Perhaps its due to products from China killing US children and pets.  Karma is a biatch.
 
2013-03-05 06:37:44 PM

Porndip Poonpat: Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?


It's a VERY large furniture store... but yes, I agree.
I got an ice cream there once... soft serve chocolate...
Ewwwww
 
2013-03-05 06:39:31 PM
I don't see why this was a problem. It's not as if anyone in China could afford an imported Ikea cake, anyway.
 
2013-03-05 06:41:04 PM

Russ1642: When you fail the Chinese health inspection you've really outdone yourself.


That was my first thought.  Holy shiat, they'll eat fruit grown in nightsoil, what the hell did you do the cakes, asshole?
 
2013-03-05 06:45:43 PM

Porndip Poonpat: Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?


The swedish salmon, and cheese are awesome there. The various pickled fish substances are ok. The hot dogs are cheap and edible. And they have lots of foreign chocolates. I always grab some stuff like that when I am there which is about once a year, usually for cheap shelving, sheets/pillows, or desk-lamp type stuff.

So I guess I am one of those people.

Ikea in Italy is exactly the same, only way more crowded, and unlike people in civilized countries, if Italians are busy talking/posturing in the center of the ikea "path", and they see someone struggling with a cart to get past them, they wont move - they will stare as if to say "My obstruction of your cart amuses me, I shall now stand with a different posture, and then I may go block some high traffic doorways with my exquisite loitering"

/not bitter. Italians are funny.
//never living there again
 
2013-03-05 06:45:53 PM
mmm... nutty.
 
2013-03-05 06:58:15 PM
Some ass sembly required.
 
2013-03-05 07:01:29 PM
Poop thred!!1!

i1191.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 07:04:47 PM
Well it was going into China, so I'm sure that they figured that the mercury would kill the bacteria.
 
2013-03-05 07:05:04 PM
*samples cake* "This is crap!"
 
2013-03-05 07:08:49 PM

FunkOut: Porndip Poonpat: Who the hell buys food at a furniture store?

I often wonder why they put furniture in my food store. All those silly lamps and sofas are quite irrevelant compared to the lingonberry syrup and pickled herring.


So at least we agree that the twain should meet.
 
2013-03-05 07:09:11 PM
you eat your girlfriends poop why not eat horse shiat
 
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