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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Asked how police tracked down the SUV, Lowe said: "They just followed the direction that the accidents were going in"   (kentucky.com) divider line 30
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2013-03-05 12:55:01 PM
Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.
 
2013-03-05 12:56:30 PM
Vachroan Johnson wins Best Perp First Name of the year award
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 12:56:33 PM

themanuf: Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.


it's like an impossible "complete the series" test.
 
2013-03-05 12:56:35 PM
This one really needs the dumba*s tag.
 
2013-03-05 12:59:26 PM
Police began getting calls about a white Jeep Cherokee at 9:55 p.m., said Lt. Eric Lowe.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/03/04/2542440/after-5-wrecks-in-one-nigh t -in.html#storylink=cpy
At first I thought I'd be confronted with a beered up redneck when I click the article link and instead I wondered why he wasn't driving a white Ford Bronco.
 
2013-03-05 01:01:08 PM
We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce.
 
2013-03-05 01:03:04 PM
media.kentucky.com

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2013-03-05 01:03:33 PM

GBB: themanuf: Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.

it's like an impossible "complete the series" test.


Not to mention a "which of these things doesn't belong" test. (The answer is "Glenn Hyundai," an auto dealership, but the whole thing looks like a trick question.)
 
2013-03-05 01:05:59 PM
Trying to get away from this guy, no doubt
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2013-03-05 01:08:41 PM
Reminiscent of my GTA driving style.
 
2013-03-05 01:09:05 PM

themanuf: Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.


can't figure out how to get a google map image straight into here, so here's the link to play "find the road" and satellite it to play "find the hyundai dealership".  It's quite a small area, on the 1000 feet zoom level.

https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=37.991462,-84.44345&spn=0.0188 73 ,0.038581&sll=37.992916,-84.449329&sspn=0.018872,0.038581&t=m&z=15
 
2013-03-05 01:12:58 PM
Vachroan Johnson, that is Dacron and Velveeta's brother.
 
2013-03-05 01:16:18 PM
Score another one for push pins!

But if you rearrange a few pins, they form an arrow pointing right at the police station. ; )
 
2013-03-05 01:17:58 PM
 
2013-03-05 01:18:53 PM

themanuf: Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.


Buckhorn Drive - residential street...it's Kentucky so deer...Buckhorn State Park is very scenic
Man o' War Boulevard - named for the horse of course...the one that was arguably the best horsing horse ever...road constitutes sort of a partial outer belt to the city...think of Lexington like a wagon wheel...this is the rim above the wheel
Richmond Road - major artery that goes out toward Richmond, Kentucky...one of the said "spokes"
Glenn Hyundai - car dealership
South Eagle Creek Drive - residential street off Richmond Road...yes there really is an Eagle Creek or was until it was dammed up
Squires Road - residential street on edge of town connected to South Eagle Creek by Beaver Creek Dr...alternative route out of the neighborhood that S. Eagle Creek Drive takes you into
Dewey Drive - short residential street...may be named for a former governor of Kentucky
Tuscaloosa Lane - residential street in same neighborhood as Dewey Dr. though not connected...presumably named for city in Alabama...meh

He didn't drive far but any distance is too far when you are as hammered as this guy apparently was.

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/03/04/2542440/after-5-wrecks-in-one-nigh t -in.html#storylink=c
 
2013-03-05 01:19:25 PM
FTA:

"Then the vehicle a sign "

Epic photoshop opportunity, just need to toss in a comma and an exclamation point.  Book 13 verse eleventy: "Then, the vehicle a sign!"
 
2013-03-05 01:20:05 PM

12349876: themanuf: Buckhorn Drive, Man o' War Boulevard, Richmond Road, Glenn Hyundai, South Eagle Creek Drive, Squires Road, Dewey Drive, and Tuscaloosa Lane.

What an odd conglomeration of street names.

can't figure out how to get a google map image straight into here, so here's the link to play "find the road" and satellite it to play "find the hyundai dealership".  It's quite a small area, on the 1000 feet zoom level.

https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=37.991462,-84.44345&spn=0.0188 73 ,0.038581&sll=37.992916,-84.449329&sspn=0.018872,0.038581&t=m&z=15


Yeah, so I misread the Hyundai dealership as a street.  In my defense, can you blame me -
FTA: "Then the vehicle a sign at Glenn Hyundai on Richmond Road"
 
2013-03-05 01:20:17 PM
Then the vehicle a sign

the whole thing.
 
2013-03-05 01:24:31 PM
Jeep builds SUVs?
 
2013-03-05 01:33:17 PM
That's some fine police work there, Lowe
 
2013-03-05 01:53:06 PM
But if the vehicle accidentally a sign, then who was phone?
 
2013-03-05 01:53:55 PM
They see him rollin'... they hatin'
 
2013-03-05 02:06:58 PM
I don't see what the big deal is about this story.  He doesn't drive any better than anyone else in Kentucky.
 
2013-03-05 02:07:46 PM

WelldeadLink: Then the vehicle a sign

the whole thing.


...is this dangerous?
 
2013-03-05 02:14:21 PM
That's some damn fine police work, Lowe.
 
2013-03-05 02:31:46 PM
True cool story.
One time I looked down a one-way street and saw a shower of sparks on one side, and then on the other side.  Finally a car appeared, bouncing off cars on the left and then bouncing off cars on the right.  There may have been some alcohol involved.
 
2013-03-05 02:32:16 PM
"and you will know us by the trail of tread.."
 
2013-03-05 08:03:56 PM
media.screened.com

Approves.
 
2013-03-05 08:05:16 PM

grinding_journalist: We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce.


Mister Peejay, his tiny fist shaking.
 
2013-03-06 05:09:45 AM

YixilTesiphon: But if the vehicle accidentally a sign, then who was phone?


Dog.
 
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