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2013-03-05 12:12:57 PM
the interviewer was a bit of a prat, but, yeah, she's awesome.
 
2013-03-05 12:34:47 PM
Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)
 
2013-03-05 12:36:17 PM
 
2013-03-05 12:54:21 PM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


I don't know any 12 year old boys but when I was 12 I didn't know any boys with B cups. Except that one fat fark. But he's most likely dead from a  heart attack by now.
 
2013-03-05 01:02:50 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-03-05 01:04:27 PM
I'll admit that I know very little about Mila Kunis.  I know who she is, I know she's damn hot and I know she's the voice of Meg in Family Guy.  But I've never actually seen an interview with her.  She definitely comes across well in that interview.  My respect for her has increased significantly.

I'm curious though, is it true that she has been to marine weddings?  She mentions something about that in the interview.  Does she have a habit of attending events that one wouldn't expect an celeb like her to attend?
 
2013-03-05 01:07:20 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: I'm curious though, is it true that she has been to marine weddings? She mentions something about that in the interview. Does she have a habit of attending events that one wouldn't expect an celeb like her to attend?


I think a marine invited her to some dance and she didn't want to seem like a dick so she was sort of guilted into going.
 
2013-03-05 01:14:41 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: I'll admit that I know very little about Mila Kunis.  I know who she is, I know she's damn hot and I know she's the voice of Meg in Family Guy.  But I've never actually seen an interview with her.  She definitely comes across well in that interview.  My respect for her has increased significantly.


Then feast your eyes on this
 
2013-03-05 01:31:54 PM

FlashHarry: the interviewer was a bit of a prat, but, yeah, she's awesome.


Yeah, I'm not sure how "nervous" that guy really was. Seemed like there was some intent on his part to turn the junket into "let me flirt with this woman for as long as she/her handlers will let me".

Which, I can't fault him for, really.
 
2013-03-05 01:32:38 PM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


and she's talented and charismatic on-screen unlike the other
 
2013-03-05 01:34:40 PM
A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.
 
2013-03-05 01:34:56 PM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


The good thing about the really small and skinny ones though is once they get tired you can grab them and use them like a fleshlight
 
2013-03-05 01:35:55 PM

Killer Cars: FlashHarry: the interviewer was a bit of a prat, but, yeah, she's awesome.

Yeah, I'm not sure how "nervous" that guy really was. Seemed like there was some intent on his part to turn the junket into "let me flirt with this woman for as long as she/her handlers will let me".

Which, I can't fault him for, really.


Yeah, the questions he had went out the window in a hell of a hurry when his brain realized, 'Hey, dumbass, you've got Mila Kunis right in front of you. Make a play for her, dammit.'
 
2013-03-05 01:38:14 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


What about smoking hot?
 
2013-03-05 01:42:32 PM
Am I the only one to let out a hearty MEH! here?
 
2013-03-05 01:42:33 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


What about smoking pole?
 
2013-03-05 01:42:55 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


She will be crushed I'm sure.  It is big of you not to lead her on.  Best to set things straight right from the start and all that.
 
2013-03-05 01:43:37 PM
After seeing Lawrence on Conan a month ago, she wins.

First I had ever heard or seen of this fine-ass lady.
 
2013-03-05 01:45:08 PM
I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...
 
2013-03-05 01:45:30 PM
Saw a piece yesterday about Jennifer Lawrence's hometown, and one of her best friends since middle school, who happens to be severely mentally handicapped.  It showed them at premiers of her movie, showed them in photographs, etc.  He took out his phone and called her.  You could tell the love she has for him, and vice versa.  His mom was crying when talking about how great she is to him, and how great she's always been to him.

I instantly became a fan of Jennifer Lawrence the person, not just the hot actress.
 
2013-03-05 01:47:35 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

The good thing about the really small and skinny ones though is once they get tired you can grab them and use them like a fleshlight


Well, that only works  really well if they're also double-amputees.
 
2013-03-05 01:48:09 PM
I love Mila Kunis.

I'd love to have a conversation like that. I just want to hear her tell me "I want to come".

I'm surprised she said she had tended bar before. When would that have been? Because she started on That '70s Show when she was about 12 and I can't imagine that after that gig she would ever have to tend bar. But she is Russian (or maybe Ukrainian - can't remember for sure) and I guess they have 8 year olds serving there?

Dude, 8 year olds.

Oh, and if you're reading this Jackie Meg Mila, can I ask you out on a date? I promise not to tell Kelso.
 
2013-03-05 01:49:41 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.
 
2013-03-05 01:50:15 PM
Totally unrelated, but has anyone figured out a way to block these (Featured Partner) posts?
 
2013-03-05 01:50:24 PM

Tarl3k: I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...


First I'm hearing about this. Where have I been?
 
2013-03-05 01:50:31 PM
Both the women to voice Meg on Family Guy have been smokin' hot.
 
2013-03-05 01:52:57 PM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Saw a piece yesterday about Jennifer Lawrence's hometown, and one of her best friends publicity props since middle school, who happens to be severely mentally handicapped.


Fixed that for you
 
2013-03-05 01:53:31 PM

Mugato: The sound of one hand clapping: I'm curious though, is it true that she has been to marine weddings? She mentions something about that in the interview. Does she have a habit of attending events that one wouldn't expect an celeb like her to attend?

I think a marine invited her to some dance and she didn't want to seem like a dick so she was sort of guilted into going.


Ah, OK.  Pretty cool of her to go though I guess.  I don't think it would have hurt her career if she didn't.  I'm sure plenty of celebs get offers like that and just ignore them.
 
2013-03-05 01:55:31 PM

lithappens: Tarl3k: I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...

First I'm hearing about this. Where have I been?


After Sex. It also features Zoe Saldana.
 
2013-03-05 01:55:53 PM

Katie Couric's Crotch: Totally unrelated, but has anyone figured out a way to block these (Featured Partner) posts?


m.fark.com
 
2013-03-05 01:57:48 PM

Tarl3k: I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...


My reaction to this was pretty much 'Holy crap what!!'.  How the heck I missed this I don't know but after a quick google search my mistake has now been rectified.

And I thank you good sir for alerting me to this important information.
 
2013-03-05 01:58:42 PM

Gosling: Killer Cars: FlashHarry: the interviewer was a bit of a prat, but, yeah, she's awesome.

Yeah, I'm not sure how "nervous" that guy really was. Seemed like there was some intent on his part to turn the junket into "let me flirt with this woman for as long as she/her handlers will let me".

Which, I can't fault him for, really.

Yeah, the questions he had went out the window in a hell of a hurry when his brain realized, 'Hey, dumbass, you've got Mila Kunis right in front of you. Make a play for her, dammit.'


At the most, that's what he's like, or at the least, it's a persona he puts on. He's a British radio personality and has a funny bit on called "24 Years At The Tap End", which is mostly about his awkward, bumbling British life before the age of 24 - when he realized he'd spent his whole life taking baths the wrong way, with his head at the tap end.
 
2013-03-05 02:01:35 PM

WhiskeySticks: First I had ever heard or seen of this fine-ass lady.


seriously?
 
2013-03-05 02:02:30 PM
Considering Mila is cool with Seth McFarland, Seth Green, and a bunch of other seemingly cool and definately funny dudes, she wins.

They should probably make out with each other just to confirm who is better though.
 
2013-03-05 02:02:55 PM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


if that is what 12 year old boys look like where you live, i'm moving to your town so i can coach youth sports.

/said it before, and i will say it again...
 
2013-03-05 02:03:51 PM

Katie Couric's Crotch: Totally unrelated, but has anyone figured out a way to block these (Featured Partner) posts?


Ad block on Firefox seems to work for me both on desktop and mobile.
 
2013-03-05 02:03:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


Yeah, not trying to be a Studman or anything, but smoking is one of those habits that really is revolting to me.  I have friends that are smokers.  Some aren't too bad.  But one is a chain smoker that always has an aura of smoke around him.  Every time he gets near me, the smell makes me want to vomit.
 
2013-03-05 02:07:31 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


but if she stops smoking she won't be high enough to do you.
 
2013-03-05 02:10:51 PM
Shut up, Katniss.

/hehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh... Katniss..... sounds like 'Cat piss'......
 
2013-03-05 02:13:38 PM

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


LOLWUT.  That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.
 
2013-03-05 02:15:14 PM

Buttknuckle: LOLWUT. That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.


Isn't that how all Jennifer Lawrence stories end?
 
2013-03-05 02:15:45 PM
This guy is a total idiot.
 
2013-03-05 02:18:19 PM

Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.

LOLWUT.  That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.


I don't believe it was random. I read it as an allegory. Aesop comes to mind.
 
2013-03-05 02:19:34 PM
She likes Blue Moon? Bleh. Overrated beer is overrated. If she truly was a beer fan, she'd have said Arrogant Bastard
 
2013-03-05 02:22:24 PM

Happy Hours: I'm surprised she said she had tended bar before. When would that have been? Because she started on That '70s Show when she was about 12 and I can't imagine that after that gig she would ever have to tend bar. But she is Russian (or maybe Ukrainian - can't remember for sure) and I guess they have 8 year olds serving there?


No, she was 15 when she started the show, not 12. Her parents allowed her to pursue acting but so long as she had a "real" job and helped the family. Like they owned a CVS or Walgreens type drug store so after shooting episodes her mom would pick her up from the studio where she was expected to work as a cashier for the rest of the day or do her homework in the back office. As a young woman he bar tended before her career really took off. So basically on the tail end of doing That 70's show. I bet you dollars to doughnuts that's why she's one of those "down to Earth" actresses.

And yes, she and her family were from the Ukraine which is why she speaks Russian fluently. And she kicked ass at this junket.

/just had to IMDB her for the start date of her show
//I'm only older than her by 2 months
 
2013-03-05 02:27:03 PM

Spartapuss: lithappens: Tarl3k: I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...

First I'm hearing about this. Where have I been?

After Sex. It also features Zoe Saldana.


But is it REALLY Mila's body that you see, or is it just a body double? She has used body doubles in the past and I seem to recall her saying she would never get naked in a movie.
 
2013-03-05 02:27:40 PM

Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.

LOLWUT.  That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.


Read it again.

I'll give you a clue - he thought she was being a biatch but it was just....
 
2013-03-05 02:30:44 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


I'm sure she's heartbroken.
 
2013-03-05 02:33:05 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

The good thing about the really small and skinny ones though is once they get tired you can grab them and use them like a fleshlight


Hahahahahahahaha (deep breath) hahahahahaha...
 
2013-03-05 02:40:33 PM
Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.
 
2013-03-05 02:53:37 PM
Mila Kunis is the daughter of immigrants. Her parents ran a drugstore franchise and she worked as a cashier there - even when she was on That '70s Show. (Probably during hiatus.) Good for them for keeping her grounded and not letting her get chewed up and spit out like so many young Hollywoodites.
 
2013-03-05 02:54:42 PM

FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.


Probably true, but when you're traveling around for days/weeks talking about nothing other than this one movie you just filmed, any other conversation is more interesting.
 
2013-03-05 02:54:54 PM

KatjaMouse: Happy Hours: I'm surprised she said she had tended bar before. When would that have been? Because she started on That '70s Show when she was about 12 and I can't imagine that after that gig she would ever have to tend bar. But she is Russian (or maybe Ukrainian - can't remember for sure) and I guess they have 8 year olds serving there?

No, she was 15 when she started the show, not 12.


Hyperbole, how does it work? And I may be wrong, but I thought when she first auditioned for it she was only 14. She was probably 15 before they actually started filming it.

Her parents allowed her to pursue acting but so long as she had a "real" job and helped the family. Like they owned a CVS or Walgreens type drug store so after shooting episodes her mom would pick her up from the studio where she was expected to work as a cashier for the rest of the day or do her homework in the back office. As a young woman he bar tended before her career really took off. So basically on the tail end of doing That 70's show. I bet you dollars to doughnuts that's why she's one of those "down to Earth" actresses.

I can't even imagine. So she did that when she was on That '70s Show? If I were a customer there, I would have been a bit starstruck I think. She does seem very "down to Earth" to me. That's one of the reasons I like her so much. Her looks certainly don't hurt though.


/just had to IMDB her for the start date of her show
//I'm only older than her by 2 months


Now whenever I read any of your posts I will imagine you look like Mila Kunis and read your words in her voice.
 
2013-03-05 02:59:47 PM

Katie Couric's Crotch: Totally unrelated, but has anyone figured out a way to block these (Featured Partner) posts?


Yes.
 
2013-03-05 02:59:55 PM

Atomic Spunk: Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.

LOLWUT.  That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.

I don't believe it was random. I read it as an allegory. Aesop comes to mind.


www.toonarific.com

"And the moral is: every platter has a silver lining."
 
2013-03-05 03:07:37 PM
I wonder how many times a day people tell her "Shut up, Meg".
 
2013-03-05 03:09:06 PM

Happy Hours: HideAndGoFarkYourself: Saw a piece yesterday about Jennifer Lawrence's hometown, and one of her best friends publicity props since middle school, who happens to be severely mentally handicapped.

Fixed that for you


I'm typically snarky, but there's pictures of these two going back to their middle school days, before she became a star.  There are pictures of them at movie premier's before she was a star too.
 
2013-03-05 03:21:56 PM

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


THIS!

 She should vape instead. Think of all the cannabinoids she is destroying through combustion.
 
2013-03-05 03:33:50 PM

Beaver1224: FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.

Probably true, but when you're traveling around for days/weeks talking about nothing other than this one movie you just filmed, any other conversation is more interesting.


Yeah, when you've been answering the same questions again and again to different interviewers every fifteen minutes the chance to talk about something different is probably welcome.
 
2013-03-05 03:43:49 PM

Beaver1224: FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.

Probably true, but when you're traveling around for days/weeks talking about nothing other than this one movie you just filmed, any other conversation is more interesting.


These interview sessions are boring as fark for the stars. They sit a room and interviewer after interviewer come in and ask the same questions over and over. It is similar to how they treat criminal suspects except it pays much better.

So to get someone who is off script probably makes her whole day.
 
2013-03-05 03:44:08 PM

AltheaToldMe: Am I the only one to let out a hearty MEH! here?


"Hearty Meh" sounds like a great band name.
 
2013-03-05 03:45:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


I think you're confusing her with Anne Hathaway.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7613268/82735849#c82735849
 
2013-03-05 03:48:58 PM
Obligatory:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsirWZoSUA

Mila defends Timberlake in fluent Russian when a reporter indirectly suggests that he should stick to music.
 
2013-03-05 03:50:20 PM

FlashHarry: WhiskeySticks: First I had ever heard or seen of this fine-ass lady.

seriously?


Yes. My television watching consists of NHL games, Conan, documentaries and such.

Movies? Yeah not so much.
 
2013-03-05 04:05:22 PM

AltheaToldMe: Am I the only one to let out a hearty MEH! here?


Yes. Yes you are.
 
2013-03-05 04:08:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


You were too stupid to feed yourself and SHE'S the problem?
 
2013-03-05 04:10:36 PM
I don't know about "awesome and down-to-earth." Her tone of voice with him is that sort of sarcastic/condescending faux-"friendliness" thing that high-status people sometimes use in dealing with clearly low-status people when they're forced to interact. On the surface, it sounds like it's expressing interest in what the person is saying, but the subtle connotation is "I can't believe you don't see how beneath me this all is." You hear the same thing in every high school hallway when the head cheerleader needs the dork from the AV club to give her a ride to the quarterback's house ("Now, Eggbert, what I don't get is is the hobbit a dwarf? . . . Oh, so are they different species or just different races? Uh huh... that's fascinating! You're so smart!")

The thing is, I'm not sure if the guy was that dorky genuinely, or whether he put on that fumbling personna to get her off guard and talking about stuff other than the movie. (Howard Stern does the same thing, but with the "drooling pervert" kind of personna). Every other interviewer left with the same "James Franco is great to work with, my character was complex, etc." bits, and this guy leaves with "I used to tend bar, I like Blue Moon, and I had these weird bit parts on Baywatch you didn't know about" stuff. So he's either a dork or he's brilliant, but she comes off mostly as the hot girl who knows she's hot.
 
2013-03-05 04:24:54 PM

Principal Clarinet: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]


and I bet that still looks better then whatever you stick your dick in


/its easy to get a "bad" picture of anyone
 
2013-03-05 04:37:05 PM
I still think Lawrence is by far the prettier of the two.

/not calling anyone ugly, just have my preference.
 
2013-03-05 04:44:59 PM

oldfarthenry: (Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


While she may not be as curvy as Jennifer Lawrence, saying she has the body of a 12-year-old boy is kind of silly..

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2013-03-05 04:49:16 PM

Farking Canuck: Beaver1224: FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.

Probably true, but when you're traveling around for days/weeks talking about nothing other than this one movie you just filmed, any other conversation is more interesting.

These interview sessions are boring as fark for the stars. They sit a room and interviewer after interviewer come in and ask the same questions over and over. It is similar to how they treat criminal suspects except it pays much better.

So to get someone who is off script probably makes her whole day.


They should do what Michelle Williams does during her press sessions.

David Letterman - Michelle Williams' Word Game
 
2013-03-05 04:50:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


I call bullshiat on your story...just because...
Well...I'd have to believe a guy with "well endowed" wordplay as a screen name scored access to Jennifer Lawrence's hotel room.
 
2013-03-05 04:50:24 PM
That was awesome in a bottle...

I've been avoiding it all day because I didn't want to get busted watching a video at work. Now I must go kick myself for doing that. What a great interview, I have to say that she was great at making the guy feel like he mattered. Who cares if she was interested ort not, she made him feel more at ease, and rolled with it, rather than acting like a diva. She made this guy's year, and that's why she got this video circulated.

Seriously though, I believe her when she says that the standard video routine is getting boring as hell for her. She probably loved being able to just sit down and shoot the shiat.
 
2013-03-05 05:04:00 PM

Killer Cars: FlashHarry: the interviewer was a bit of a prat, but, yeah, she's awesome.

Yeah, I'm not sure how "nervous" that guy really was. Seemed like there was some intent on his part to turn the junket into "let me flirt with this woman for as long as she/her handlers will let me".

Which, I can't fault him for, really.


He's got that stammering, nervous Hugh Grant thing going. He acts scared, but he's probably knee deep in it.
/lucky SOB.
 
2013-03-05 05:06:59 PM

Mark Ratner: I think you're confusing her with Anne Hathaway.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7613268/82735849#c82735849


QFT

/I knew I had read that exact paragraph before
 
2013-03-05 05:08:55 PM

FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.


I disagree.  It would probably be a nice change of pace for a celeb to talk about the interviewer for once.
 
2013-03-05 05:09:13 PM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Happy Hours: HideAndGoFarkYourself: Saw a piece yesterday about Jennifer Lawrence's hometown, and one of her best friends publicity props since middle school, who happens to be severely mentally handicapped.

Fixed that for you

I'm typically snarky, but there's pictures of these two going back to their middle school days, before she became a star.  There are pictures of them at movie premier's before she was a star too.


I probably shouldn't judge since I really have no idea who she is. I didn't mean any snark, but I'm usually cynical and skeptical especially when a celeb does something that makes them look good.

I've probably just seen too many people who treated those less fortunate than them with disdain and only embraced them to demonstrate what a good person they are.
 
2013-03-05 05:23:28 PM

FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.


Notice how quickly she switched to answering all the things you'd expect her to answer even though he didn't ask the questions? That's because they get asked the same shiat 10 times a day on these press junkets. Guarantee she enjoyed this interview more than the other 9 repetitive wankfests she did that day.
 
2013-03-05 05:37:04 PM
You know how I know Fark is gay?

A Mila Kunis / Jennifer Lawrence thread 80 posts long and shoegaze99 is the only one to step up.

/I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-05 05:40:10 PM
I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.
 
2013-03-05 05:54:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


THANK YOU!!! One of my pet peeves is when people uses sour grapes improperly, especially in regards to sports teams.
 
2013-03-05 05:54:47 PM

Dion Fortune: I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.


Pretty much this.
 
2013-03-05 06:19:40 PM
The guy doing the interview was Chris Stark, co-host and friend of Scott Mills on BBC radio1. His '24 years at the tap end' is actually worth a listen. (while you're there, check out the christmas single. It's belatedly awesome)

Chris didn't know who he was going to interview until he was face-to-face with them. all he knew was that it was a hollywood A-lister, so he no chance to prepare person-or-movie-specific questions.

he's also a massive Mila fan, and has mentioned how much he'd like to meet her several times, so coming face to face with his crush obviously threw him for 6, so his awkwardness and demeanour are perfectly understandable.

Plus, as Mila gives away in her long spiel, she sits in the same chair answering the same questions over and over to people who think they're the first person to ask them, so to have a guy sitting before you talking about his mate Sir Dosser (Bish bash bosh) and watching soccer must have been a welcome respite, and she obviously relished the opportunity relax and have fun for 10 bloody minutes.

I reckon he's got her phone number, but he ain't telling
 
2013-03-05 06:29:21 PM

Dion Fortune: I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.


OK, now tell us your thoughts on Kate Upton.
 
2013-03-05 07:04:56 PM

shoegaze99: FuturePastNow: Yeah, she's hot and all, but I don't believe for a moment that she was actually interested in that guy's life and friends.

Notice how quickly she switched to answering all the things you'd expect her to answer even though he didn't ask the questions?


I found that great, especially because I think she was looking more at her handler than at the interviewer at that point. She basically took material that a boring interviewer would have wasted ten minutes of her life asking about and regurgitated it in about 60 seconds, just as a "FARK YOU" to her handler.

Sounds like she had a bad experience with Jagerbombs...or a good one.
 
2013-03-05 07:07:17 PM
People who see Mila Kunis and think "12-year old boy" should be kept away from 12-year old boys.
 
2013-03-05 07:45:53 PM

LivingDeadX1: You know how I know Fark is gay?

A Mila Kunis / Jennifer Lawrence thread 80 posts long and shoegaze99 is the only one to step up.

/I am disappoint.


Actually THIS is stepping up:

www.straitpinkie.com
 
2013-03-05 07:51:08 PM
Jennifer Lawrence is going to be on Leno tonight. It's a repeat. And I can't stand Leno. And Kimmel has Lauren Cohan on tonight, so I'll probably be watching that instead.
 
2013-03-05 07:53:37 PM

lithappens: Tarl3k: I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...

First I'm hearing about this. Where have I been?


Black Swan, see it.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 08:04:30 PM

shoegaze99: oldfarthenry: (Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

While she may not be as curvy as Jennifer Lawrence, saying she has the body of a 12-year-old boy is kind of silly..


He's trying to play up a liking for fat girls as some weird way to score imaginary woman brownie points. What he means by "12 y/o boy body shape" is "not shaped like a middle school lunchlady."
 
2013-03-05 08:13:11 PM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


Yeah Studman69, tell us all about her sharp knees and how she doesn't meet the high standards set forth by the "Fat Admirers Society Quarterly" that you edit.
 
2013-03-05 08:34:41 PM

Bender The Offender: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

Yeah Studman69, tell us all about her sharp knees and how she doesn't meet the high standards set forth by the "Fat Admirers Society Quarterly" that you edit.


you realize you're on Fark right?

Where guys embrace fatties, and insult healthy shaped women like Kunis and Lawrence in hopes that some Farkette will embrace them with BIE and vagina.
 
2013-03-05 08:50:49 PM

Bender The Offender: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

Yeah Studman69, tell us all about her sharp knees and how she doesn't meet the high standards set forth by the "Fat Admirers Society Quarterly" that you edit.


Are you illiterate?
 
2013-03-05 08:59:20 PM

fusillade762: They should do what Michelle Williams does during her press sessions.

David Letterman - Michelle Williams' Word Game


Michelle Williams + Astroglide = I'll be in my bunk
 
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2013-03-05 10:03:14 PM
i also like blue moon
 
2013-03-05 10:45:15 PM
Brunette - hot, awesome, funny & down to earth - check
Blonde - hot, awesome, funny & down to earth -check

ooo...now I just need a hot, awesome, funny & down to earth redhead
This will complete my fantasy pack.
 
2013-03-05 11:22:57 PM

rogue49: Brunette - hot, awesome, funny & down to earth - check
Blonde - hot, awesome, funny & down to earth -check

ooo...now I just need a hot, awesome, funny & down to earth redhead
This will complete my fantasy pack.


Felicia Day?
 
2013-03-05 11:34:17 PM
Having quite a bit of experience interviewing people in the film business, I can say that you always get better material if you just start shooting the shiat with your subject. The fastest way to a boring interview is to ask questions like "What drew you to this role?" - which will be the 977th time the actor or actress has heard that question. You get even better results if you start off with a question that catches them completely off guard, but doesn't come completely out of left field, like embarrassing them with the fact that you saw some obscure thing they made before they were famous.

Having said that, I did choke once, with almost the exact same opening as this guy. Charlize Theron. I had a bunch of great questions for her, but the first got twisted in my mouth into something about how pretty she was, and I just came off like a creep. That was an uncomfortable 25 minutes.

On the other hand, I blew an interview with Laura Linney once - ran out of questions and hadn't really gotten into a winging-it rhythm yet with her. I ended up hemming and hawing, and finally saying, "I got nothin'," which just cracked her up. We talked about completely unrelated stuff (like the fact that I went to high school with the DP on the movie she was promoting), had a great time, and ended with her saying, "Next time I'm in town, you'd better come prepared, my friend!"
 
2013-03-05 11:58:22 PM

Dion Fortune: I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.


congrats, you are the new Studman69. Gotta be hard to post on fark when your balls deep in supermodel all the time.
 
2013-03-06 12:29:29 AM

Dion Fortune: I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.


I mean, that's kinda the point about Mila Kunis for me. She isn't bullshiatty fakey looking. Just a mostly normal, non glamour modely, on the cute side of normal looking girl. I would probably accidentally try and buy her a beer if I saw her alone at a bar, but now i at least kniw to make it a Blue Moon, hell, bring me obe too! Because I suck at recognizing people in public. Sometimes close friends and family, lol.
 
2013-03-06 01:03:37 AM
Every time I see her I see and hear Jackie Burkhart (sp?) and her mindless prattling. I think I need to see her in some other movies. Maybe she'll look different then.
 
2013-03-06 02:29:52 AM

douchebag/hater: Dion Fortune: I'm sure they are nice people but I am suprised both are such popular actresses.
Jennifer Lawrence has dead soulless eyes, and would look better if she dropped some of that weight.
And Mila Kunis has that slut-next-door-look, she's awfully butterfaced when she's not caked in makeup and photoshop.

Pretty much this.


You both have terrible taste. And since I'm on the internet I might as well go ahead and say you're terrible people too, just to be thorough.

/Would jump on Jennifer Lawrence in less than a heart beat. Assuming my wife didn't beat me to it....
 
2013-03-06 04:18:49 AM

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


...they have the exact same body shape.  Lawrence got flack because she wasn't emaciated like Katniss was described in "The Hunger Games"...and the narrative went overboard calling her a "fattie" for it.  Thus, the thinking that she's "curvier".
 
2013-03-06 04:21:56 AM

IlGreven: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

...they have the exact same body shape.  Lawrence got flack because she wasn't emaciated like Katniss was described in "The Hunger Games"...and the narrative went overboard calling her a "fattie" for it.  Thus, the thinking that she's "curvier".


Um, no, Kunis really does have narrow hips and shoulders, and a shallower torso.  They're both mature women, but Kunis is closer to the waifish European standard, compared to Lawrence's full-bodied farmer's daughter stature.
 
2013-03-06 04:31:53 AM

HotWingAgenda: IlGreven: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

...they have the exact same body shape.  Lawrence got flack because she wasn't emaciated like Katniss was described in "The Hunger Games"...and the narrative went overboard calling her a "fattie" for it.  Thus, the thinking that she's "curvier".

Um, no, Kunis really does have narrow hips and shoulders, and a shallower torso.  They're both mature women, but Kunis is closer to the waifish European standard, compared to Lawrence's full-bodied farmer's daughter stature.


...and perception is reality.

/The only difference between them may be, ironically, Lawrence's narrower waist.
//That waist makes her hips and boobs look bigger by comparison, thus the "full-figured" perception.
 
2013-03-06 07:02:28 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Having quite a bit of experience interviewing people in the film business, I can say that you always get better material if you just start shooting the shiat with your subject. The fastest way to a boring interview is to ask questions like "What drew you to this role?" - which will be the 977th time the actor or actress has heard that question. You get even better results if you start off with a question that catches them completely off guard, but doesn't come completely out of left field, like embarrassing them with the fact that you saw some obscure thing they made before they were famous.

Having said that, I did choke once, with almost the exact same opening as this guy. Charlize Theron. I had a bunch of great questions for her, but the first got twisted in my mouth into something about how pretty she was, and I just came off like a creep. That was an uncomfortable 25 minutes.

On the other hand, I blew an interview with Laura Linney once - ran out of questions and hadn't really gotten into a winging-it rhythm yet with her. I ended up hemming and hawing, and finally saying, "I got nothin'," which just cracked her up. We talked about completely unrelated stuff (like the fact that I went to high school with the DP on the movie she was promoting), had a great time, and ended with her saying, "Next time I'm in town, you'd better come prepared, my friend!"


That's interesting. Charlize Theron is pretty amazing since she can look totally hot, but also play the role of one of the ugliest serial killer prostitutes I've ever seen.

I wouldn't know what to do if I were tasked with interviewing her. I'd probably start with. "Do you want to have a drink with me after we get this bullshiat interview over with?"
 
2013-03-06 07:53:57 AM

Tarl3k: Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene


She made that scene smoking hawt in spite of the director's blatant CGI efforts to make the audience as uncomfortable as possible.  But overall, if you actually watched the whole movie, I think she KO'ed Natalie Portman.  It wasn't even close.  NP did a functional job with her role, but even if the script was weak, the cinematography was painstakingly meticulous in helping out NP as much as possible.  OTOH, Mila Kunis downright impressed me.  She didn't have a minor role by any means, but whatever the scene called for her to do (which was a lot, considering the movie was largely about NP's character trying to figure out MK's enigmatic personality) -- precocious nymphet, promiscuous skank, conniving biatch or misunderstood nice girl -- she nailed it.  Her mannerisms were perfect in almost every scene and frankly the movie would've gone from bad to intolerable if Mila wasn't such a joy to watch.

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something. Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


She's from Kentucky.  I think it's illegal to not smoke there.
 
2013-03-06 09:21:01 AM

dragonchild: Tarl3k: Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene

She made that scene smoking hawt in spite of the director's blatant CGI efforts to make the audience as uncomfortable as possible.  But overall, if you actually watched the whole movie, I think she KO'ed Natalie Portman.  It wasn't even close.  NP did a functional job with her role, but even if the script was weak, the cinematography was painstakingly meticulous in helping out NP as much as possible.  OTOH, Mila Kunis downright impressed me.  She didn't have a minor role by any means, but whatever the scene called for her to do (which was a lot, considering the movie was largely about NP's character trying to figure out MK's enigmatic personality) -- precocious nymphet, promiscuous skank, conniving biatch or misunderstood nice girl -- she nailed it.  Her mannerisms were perfect in almost every scene and frankly the movie would've gone from bad to intolerable if Mila wasn't such a joy to watch.

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something. Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

She's from Kentucky.  I think it's illegal to not smoke there.


Hell it's illegal to keep all your TEETH in that state.

/would hit both equally
//have equal no chance at either of course
 
2013-03-06 09:40:36 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Having quite a bit of experience interviewing people in the film business, I can say that you always get better material if you just start shooting the shiat with your subject.


It's the same with interviewing dopey politicians and public figures, too. If you ask the same old dry, totally expected questions you get nicely canned, rehearsed answers. Not only is that absolutely boring, it's a disservice to the people you're supposed to be serving with those interviews, i.e. your readers, viewers and listeners. If you just talk to those politicians, you get a much more honest picture of who they are and what they believe.
 
2013-03-06 09:54:36 AM

shoegaze99: It's the same with interviewing dopey politicians and public figures, too. If you ask the same old dry, totally expected questions you get nicely canned, rehearsed answers. Not only is that absolutely boring, it's a disservice to the people you're supposed to be serving with those interviews, i.e. your readers, viewers and listeners.


Um, the "people you're supposed to be serving" are advertisers, and no one knows that better than the editor.  So the reporter is instructed to write an article about, "How Jennifer Lawrence feels about here latest role," and the content is so vapid and the deadline so ridiculous (typically the same day the editor ordered it) that the article is often written before the interview.  By the time the interview starts the reporter's just fishing for quotes and the "pros" will give them the canned answers they need to get the assignment done on time.  And the system works because celebrity junkies will read this schlock anyway.  Stupid editor, stupid assignment, stupid article, stupid question, stupid answer, stupid people eat it up.  Everyone's happy.

But here's where Mila Kunis or Jennifer Lawrence can really screw up the process.  Not only are they genuine, they're clever to boot, so their responses shake the reporter out of the mindless routine that's enslaved him for so long.  The reporter momentarily forgets he's a mindless cog milking celebrities for quotes to feed a stupid money-making machine.  By making the reporter remember what it's like to feel human, the reporter remembers that the celebrities are also human -- and damn hot humans at that.  Suddenly enthralled by her charm, he wants to turn the interview into something more than a dog-and-pony show, but this means using parts if his brain that shut down years ago from lack of use.  He tries to say something -- anything -- to continue the unexpectedly casual conversation, but it's too late.  He's vulnerable and uncomfortable and unable to deal with this sudden emergence of dignity.

Or, most celebrity reporters are just incredibly stupid people, and this guy screwed up because he's a horny jackass who forgot his job when he got delusional about getting in Mila's knickers.  I really don't care either way.
 
2013-03-06 11:29:25 AM
At least Mila hasn't let her bisexuality become an issue...
 
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