boloabs: TSA can now legally examine your sticks.
TheXerox: Still not taking my Swiss Army Knife with me or in my checked luggage. It's a pity too as I almost always have a need for it when I travel.
CraicBaby: What's the point of unbanning golf clubs? You'll still have to check them because there's no way in hell they'd fit as a carry-on.
mysticcat: I flew to Miami and back 3 years ago with one of these in my backpack. oops.
cgraves67: mysticcat: I flew to Miami and back 3 years ago with one of these in my backpack. oops.Benchmades are great knives, but they are too expensive to lose. I lost two and decided that was enough. Which is why I carry cheaper, more disposable knives.
DeathCipris: I still refuse to fly because of these thugs at the TSA...what are we going to do to get these asswipes gone for good?
stuffy: Unfortunately there is no Constitutional right to fly.
KWess: Items included on the safe list for flights in Canada include parachutes and, seriously, bullwhips.Just once I'd like to board a plane wearing a parachute, swinging a bullwhip around.
KWess: So, pocket-knife OK, 20ml of water in a 125ml bottle - danger! Yeesh.Items included on the safe list for flights in Canada include parachutes and, seriously, bullwhips.Just once I'd like to board a plane wearing a parachute, swinging a bullwhip around.
slykens1: Yes, but has anyone figured out yet whether a turkey sandwich with mustard is a liquid?
ringersol: TFA: "The agency will still prohibit some knives, including those with locking blades or molded handles "So... the glorified toothpick on my watch chain fob is finally recognized as insufficient to threaten an aircraft. Fantastic.But the pocket knives we trust any 8 year old cub scout to carry are still a concern?/ facepalm
Gifted Many Few: Are we still whining and complaining what we can take on a plane? I vote nothing. There is nothing you need to pack to endure sitting for a while. I hope soon they just knock everyone out on the flight and wake you when you arrive. That way the stewardesses can get a break from the pissing and moaning too.Yes I fly. I have never had a problem getting through security because I follow the rules. I also as a rule, don't take silly shiat I know I am not going to require in my carry on.
KWess: 20ml of water in a 125ml bottle - danger!
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