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(Think Progress)   Smart People: If the GOP really meant what they say about same sex unions and the "sanctity" of marriage, they would try to outlaw divorce. Iowa GOP: fair enough, let's do that then. Smart People: [facepalm]   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 205
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2013-03-05 12:33:23 PM
Maybe they should tell them about Sacrastic ball?
 
2013-03-05 12:37:10 PM
as despicable and unrealistic as this proposal is, I gotta give 'em props for being logically consistent.
 
2013-03-05 12:40:28 PM

Weaver95: as despicable and unrealistic as this proposal is, I gotta give 'em props for being logically consistent.


It's not about saving the sanctity of marriage, it's about saving the hymens of women. Specifically this guy's 16-year-old granddaughter, who he publicly says he thinks will become promiscuous. Yes, a teenage girl, who is in the social hell known as high school.

Again, Republican men striving so hard to save women from themselves that they trample over a few in the process...
 
2013-03-05 12:42:03 PM
Your granddaughter is never going to speak to you again, gramps.
 
2013-03-05 12:43:05 PM

mahuika: Again, Republican men striving so hard to save women from themselves that they trample over a few in the process...


?
 
2013-03-05 12:44:15 PM
Might as well go full potato
 
2013-03-05 12:45:17 PM
It's cheaper to keep her anyway.
 
2013-03-05 12:46:18 PM
I don't think smart people say that
 
2013-03-05 12:46:21 PM
We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!!
 
2013-03-05 12:46:44 PM

mahuika: It's not about saving the sanctity of marriage, it's about saving the hymens of women.


Fun fact: in the official GOP code book, "sanctity" means "hymens."

/additionally "family values" means "plowing a rent boy in ins chocolate starfish"; "fiscal conservatism" means "fark you, i got mine"; and, inexplicably, "apple" means "pear"
 
2013-03-05 12:47:17 PM
Do they do butt stuff? I don't think people should be married if they're gonna do butt stuff.

/I nearly counted all the way to potato today.
//Got stuck after "one..."
 
2013-03-05 12:47:30 PM

FarkedOver: We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!!


Dude, you just jinxed us all you asshole.
 
2013-03-05 12:47:33 PM
Yeah, I bet you think about your granddaughter having sex all the time, you farked up excuse for a man. Keep your dick out of politics and leave everyone above the age of consent alone. Christ.
 
2013-03-05 12:47:36 PM
I bet he wouldn't worry like this if he had a grandson. Funny how we rarely hear about teenage boys or men and THEIR promiscuity. Nope, all those trashy wimmin's fault...
 
2013-03-05 12:47:54 PM

skullkrusher: I don't think smart people say that


Well, you certainly wouldn't know.
 
2013-03-05 12:48:04 PM
"There's a 16-year-old girl in this whole mix now. Guess what? What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?" Gassman said.

I don't know. Is she going to go to U of Iowa? Then count these as her innocent years, gramps.

Fun fact: teenagers like to have sex. I know, weird, right?
 
2013-03-05 12:48:09 PM
So how long before honor killings are made legal?
 
2013-03-05 12:48:20 PM
The more you tighten your grip, GOP, the more female voters will slip through your fingers.
 
2013-03-05 12:48:25 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Might as well go full potato


Did you see his picture?  Full potato that's been left out in the sun for a week.
 
2013-03-05 12:48:40 PM
Shine on, Theodore G. Assman.
 
2013-03-05 12:49:05 PM
imagine how promiscious it'll make the 16-year old boys.

Does he have no concern for them?
 
2013-03-05 12:49:16 PM
Also, pretend this plan goes through, and the only thing you can get divorce for is abandonment or adultery. Um, ok... won't that encourage adultery and abandonment of families then?
 
2013-03-05 12:49:37 PM
And it just keeps coming. WHAT THE fark?
 
2013-03-05 12:49:46 PM
I'll bet the first words his granddaughter learned to say were: "Grandpa is an asshole."
 
2013-03-05 12:49:57 PM

LucklessWonder: skullkrusher: I don't think smart people say that

Well, you certainly wouldn't know.


A) Who are you?
B) that was some low hanging fruit
C) are you saying I cannot hear what smart people say? Your joke sucked.
D) Who are you?
E) Lurkers who snark from the peanut gallery in unfunny ways are pussies.
 
2013-03-05 12:50:18 PM

Gosling: So how long before honor killings are made legal?


probably not for another decade at least.
 
2013-03-05 12:50:47 PM

skullkrusher: LucklessWonder: skullkrusher: I don't think smart people say that

Well, you certainly wouldn't know.

A) Who are you?
B) that was some low hanging fruit
C) are you saying I cannot hear what smart people say? Your joke sucked.
D) Who are you?
E) Lurkers who snark from the peanut gallery in unfunny ways are pussies.


Shut up dummy.

/just kidding.  I love you.
 
2013-03-05 12:50:47 PM
Reposted for relevance...

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


At least they're addressing an issue that people have taken up with them. But, at which point do they think that their contributors and thus, their biggest clients, are going to really let them give wimminfolks the means to stay married to billionaires?

At which point are these folks going to take exception to Red Lobster?  I mean, they actively support women working outside of the home, shellfish, mixing of dairy with meats, polyblend fibers and pork. THESE are all things that Leviticus proscribes as well, so why aren't folks up in arms about them?
 
2013-03-05 12:50:49 PM

FarkedOver: We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!!

All women have to have sex with skullkrusher

/selfish lover
//not really
 
2013-03-05 12:51:27 PM

FarkedOver: skullkrusher: LucklessWonder: skullkrusher: I don't think smart people say that

Well, you certainly wouldn't know.

A) Who are you?
B) that was some low hanging fruit
C) are you saying I cannot hear what smart people say? Your joke sucked.
D) Who are you?
E) Lurkers who snark from the peanut gallery in unfunny ways are pussies.

Shut up dummy.

/just kidding.  I love you.


heh - you actually get into it, you can snark. You have my permission, my pinko friend.
 
2013-03-05 12:51:47 PM

SisterMaryElephant: imagine how promiscious it'll make the 16-year old boys.

Does he have no concern for them?


That's just boys becoming men. We have to take care that these girls don't become harlots.

See the difference?
 
2013-03-05 12:52:29 PM

skullkrusher: FarkedOver: We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!! All women have to have sex with skullkrusher

/selfish lover
//not really


Re-thinking my statement, I think us men should keep up our record of being complete failures in bed.  When it comes to sex I am a republican because FARK YOU I GOT MINE! LOL!
 
2013-03-05 12:53:44 PM

skullkrusher: LucklessWonder: skullkrusher: I don't think smart people say that

Well, you certainly wouldn't know.

A) Who are you?
B) that was some low hanging fruit
C) are you saying I cannot hear what smart people say? Your joke sucked.
D) Who are you?
E) Lurkers who snark from the peanut gallery in unfunny ways are pussies.


A)Some guy who posts on fark  (mostly the sports thread)
B)Yes it was, this is fark
C)I'm saying smart people avoid you so you wouldn't know what they say
D)A farker of some vintage who seems to have hit a nerve with a cheap gag
E)Posted 188 times in last 1 days, so not a lurker, not a frequent poster. And "snark from the peanut gallery in unfunny ways " is pretty much the modus operandi of this site.
 
2013-03-05 12:53:47 PM

FarkedOver: skullkrusher: FarkedOver: We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!! All women have to have sex with skullkrusher

/selfish lover
//not really

Re-thinking my statement, I think us men should keep up our record of being complete failures in bed.  When it comes to sex I am a republican because FARK YOU I GOT MINE! LOL!


and I'm the libbiest lib ever to lib. Please, my dear, you go a second time. I can wait

/call me
//if a woman answers hang up
 
2013-03-05 12:53:56 PM
I still believe that the introduction of the no-fault divorce was one huge mistake.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:02 PM

FarkedOver: I think us men should keep up our record of being complete failures in bed.


This man is insane and does not speak for me.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:27 PM

LucklessWonder: C)I'm saying smart people avoid you so you wouldn't know what they say


I guess you're right. Smart people never converse with me.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:28 PM
livingincinema.com
 
2013-03-05 12:54:35 PM
There is no bar of intelligence or civility that can be set so low that the GOP cannot wriggle underneath it.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:47 PM
Y'all remember that thread about people not dating outside of their political party affiliations any more?

FarkedOver: When it comes to sex I am a republican because FARK YOU I GOT MINE! LOL!



I think that's a large reason why I'd shun a republican suitor.
 
2013-03-05 12:55:28 PM

skullkrusher: LucklessWonder: C)I'm saying smart people avoid you so you wouldn't know what they say

I guess you're right. Smart people never converse with me.


Oh, I know I'm a dumbass, so I agree. I was just plucking at the low hanging fruit you left.
 
2013-03-05 12:55:30 PM

skullkrusher: FarkedOver: skullkrusher: FarkedOver: We need to make sex less enjoyable for women.  Female circumcisions for all women!!! All women have to have sex with skullkrusher

/selfish lover
//not really

Re-thinking my statement, I think us men should keep up our record of being complete failures in bed.  When it comes to sex I am a republican because FARK YOU I GOT MINE! LOL!

and I'm the libbiest lib ever to lib. Please, my dear, you go a second time. I can wait

/call me
//if a woman answers hang up


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 12:55:35 PM
Yeah, somehow I don't think "Pass this law or my granddaughter might blow you" is the negative incentive that he thinks it is.  Though it would make for a more interesting National Lampoon cover than "Buy this magazine or we'll shoot this dog".
 
2013-03-05 12:55:51 PM

LucklessWonder: skullkrusher: LucklessWonder: C)I'm saying smart people avoid you so you wouldn't know what they say

I guess you're right. Smart people never converse with me.

Oh, I know I'm a dumbass, so I agree. I was just plucking at the low hanging fruit you left.


get your own fruit. Might I suggest the Entertainment tab?
 
Ehh
2013-03-05 12:55:53 PM
Bring on the derp!
 
2013-03-05 12:56:07 PM

poorcku: I still believe that the introduction of the no-fault divorce was one huge mistake.


Why?
 
2013-03-05 12:56:18 PM
Why not outlaw marriage and everyone has sex with each other?
 
2013-03-05 12:56:32 PM

poorcku: I still believe that the introduction of the no-fault divorce was one huge mistake.


Yeah, we should wait for people with violent tendencies to actual hurt their spouses before we grant a divorce. Otherwise, we're communists.
 
2013-03-05 12:56:40 PM
"There's a 16-year-old girl in this whole mix now. Guess what? What are the possibilities of her being more promiscuous?" Gassman said.

Really? Ass-man thinks that it is more healthy for this girl to sit through night after night of her parents fighting, manipulating each other(And her), and badmouthing the other behind their back?  What a clueless retard...
 
2013-03-05 12:56:53 PM
This is like that South Park episode, sarcastaball.

/bad analogy guy
 
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