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(Yahoo)   New Pope-a-palooza 2013 hasn't started yet because SOME PEOPLE, and we're not naming names here Cardinals Pham, Lehman, Naguib, Nycz, and Hon, apparently have more important things to do than decide the future of their church   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 12
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2013-03-05 11:19:42 AM  
6 votes:
Cardinals Pham, Lehman, Naguib, Nycz, and Hon

Nice try, Vatican.  Those are just the names of Star Wars characters.
2013-03-05 11:28:01 AM  
4 votes:

SOME PEOPLE, and we're not naming names here Cardinals Pham, Lehman, Naguib, Nycz, and Hon, apparently have more important things to do


It sounds like they committed...

*puts on sunglasses*

a cardinal sin.


YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
2013-03-05 11:22:47 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe it was cloudy where they live and they couldn't see the Pope Signal in the sky?
2013-03-05 02:11:02 PM  
1 votes:
How do I know the pope is full of crap?

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2013-03-05 01:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

acad1228: I'm juast sitting back waiting, in sadistic anticipation, for people to start referring to Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana as an african-american.[www.vancouversun.com image 620x400]

And you know they will.


As a Canadian, I took immense pleasure when the US media used to refer to Michaelle Jean as "Canada's African-American Governor General."

Up here if you have reason to refer to someone's race at all, it's "Black," "Black Canadian," or sometimes if you want to be more specific "Caribbean Canadian."

Anyone care to explain why the word "black" is taboo in the US?
2013-03-05 12:57:20 PM  
1 votes:
Father Dougal: Hon?

Cardinal Hon: Don't call me Hon. I'm a GD Cardinal, call me "Your Excellency".

Father Dougal:  OK, Hon.

Rowan Aitkinson: Stop. Stop the sketch. You stole that joke from Blackadder Goes Forth.

Captain Darling: He's right, you now. (Aside: How I hate him.)

Rowan Aitkinson: Thank you, Darling.

Darling: Of course, people have been making that stupid joke about us Darlings for centuries. Blackadder Goes Forth stole most of their jokes from the British Army. Many of them are antediluvian.

Monty Python Colonel: Stop! Stop the sketch! This is getting silly. And we did that joke when Aitkenson was in short pants.

Joe Miller:  Do I hear people making a fuss about stolen jokes? Who do you think the British Army stole their ancestral jokes from? Joe Miller's Jest Book. The original. Not one of the thousands of knock-offs and American editions.

Rowan Aitkinson: But scarcely any of the jokes in Joe Miller's Jest Book are yours. I make the count three.

Joe Miller. True, enough. Well said. I withdraw my complaint.

Eric Idle:  I'd like to complain about ....

Everybody: Oh, shut up, Eric! We're running long.
2013-03-05 12:48:33 PM  
1 votes:
My hat is a swan. Your arguments are heretical.
2013-03-05 12:47:54 PM  
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: [www.newadvent.org image 550x288]

Looks like SOMEBODY is trying to impress all those sweet sweet altar boys.


They turned the discarded designs into napkin folding for the dinner table. Not shown: the Swan.
2013-03-05 12:09:26 PM  
1 votes:
www.newadvent.org

Looks like SOMEBODY is trying to impress all those sweet sweet altar boys.
2013-03-05 11:47:42 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not even catholic, but I'll do their pope'n for them. It's time a young bird took that seat.
2013-03-05 11:21:12 AM  
1 votes:

Perducci: Cardinals Pham, Lehman, Naguib, Nycz, and Hon

Nice try, Vatican.  Those are just the names of Star Wars characters.


I was about to say, why does the Catholic church's higher ups read like a list of characters from a Dune novel?
2013-03-05 11:15:30 AM  
1 votes:
I suspect the "future of their church" was decided long ago.
 
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