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(Abilene Reporter-News)   Hey, Abby - I can't figure this one out. Should I take my young children over to my alcoholic, belligerent gun nut father-in-law who keeps loaded guns everywhere and fires them off in the house?   (reporternews.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-05 12:11:17 PM
12 votes:
"Just tell your kids to distract their grandpa by asking to play his classic hit 'Cat Scratch Fever.'"
2013-03-05 11:01:20 AM
7 votes:
If you see Dear Abby, aim for the head
2013-03-05 11:46:58 AM
4 votes:
What did you expect when you married into the Stereotype Family?
2013-03-05 01:02:17 PM
2 votes:
1. It does not say he was in the house when he fired the gun.  In fact, "firing into the air" is completely contradictory to "firing inside of a house".

2. A bullet fired into the air CAN kill someone on the way down.

3. FTA: "Last summer, during one of his moments of inebriation" - I thought he was an alcoholic...  Alcoholics don't have moments of inebriation, they have moments of sobriety.  Oh, I'm sorry, what you meant was, he drinks more than YOU, so therefore he has a crippling disease in which he absolutely has to be drunk at all times and cannot stand even a whiff of alcohol without trembling.  Go to an AA meeting lady, and see what REAL alcoholism is...

4. FTA: "When my husband and I travel with our children, ages 7, 5 and 4, to visit his family, we stay in Earl's home. I feel the combination of alcohol and loaded, unsecure guns is not safe for my children." - So stay in a hotel you cheap quim.  Your children's lives are important enough to whine about online, and want someone else's lifestyle to change, but not important enough to spend 50 bucks a night to stay in a hotel...

5. FTA: "I do want my children to have a relationship with their grandfather. "  - But, only on your terms... I can only imagine what kind of ace-of-biatches wife you must be...  You don't want a family you want trained pets.
2013-03-05 12:10:34 PM
2 votes:
 "what good is an unloaded gun?"

Wife says that when I've had too much to drink.
2013-03-05 11:56:19 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: This is actually wrong:

 who seem to have never learned that a bullet fired into the air must fall down somewhere and could kill or injure someone.

You could fire a shotgun up in the air with small shot and the worse thing that might happen is someone might get one in their eye if they happen to be looking straight up.


Wrong, I watched 1000 Ways to Die and a bullet went up in the air and killed somebody on the way down. It was on TruTV, so you know...
2013-03-05 11:55:42 AM
2 votes:
Dad?
2013-03-05 10:54:45 AM
2 votes:
Sounds good to me. Go for it.
2013-03-05 03:32:40 PM
1 votes:
I keep loaded guns all over the place specifically because I don't want your farking kids wandering around my house. I even put a few inside ziplocks and scattered them around the yard. You wouldn't believe how peaceful my neighborhood is these days.
2013-03-05 02:37:24 PM
1 votes:
Pretty sure "gun shy in South Carolina" is my sister in law
2013-03-05 01:32:40 PM
1 votes:
I forgot to mention..  As part of this biatch woman's diatribe...

FTA:  He has been accumulating ammunition at an accelerated rate because he's afraid that large clips will soon be banned.

Two points here...
1. Where is he buying AMMO, I can't find anywhere!!!
2. Why would someone buy AMMUNITION if mags are being banned.  Wouldn't you acquire clips/mags?  What do these two have to do with each other, other than you trying to paint him as a lunatic.

He drinks to excess and becomes belligerent and angry when drunk.

I would too if I had a biatch-pussy for a son and a harpy daughter in law.
2013-03-05 01:02:49 PM
1 votes:

QuietMan: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]


Legos are a gateway weapon. Ban Legos!
2013-03-05 12:34:24 PM
1 votes:
Dear Gun-Shy:

Why do you hate the 2nd Amendment?

Abby
2013-03-05 12:28:50 PM
1 votes:
This sounds like my relatives.

My mother and I have secret hidden codes for "Start the got damned car, they've opened a bottle of rye.  We have mere minutes until the arsenal comes out."
2013-03-05 12:27:07 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Just tell your kids to distract their grandpa by asking to play his classic hit 'Cat Scratch Fever.'"


LOL
2013-03-05 12:21:25 PM
1 votes:
homerize.com
2013-03-05 12:18:22 PM
1 votes:
as an alcoholic gun nut who keeps loaded guns in various places, i now see why the nieces and nephews don't so much stay with me.  i'm ok with this arrangement.
2013-03-05 12:14:20 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: dotvincent: Oh, puleeze.  All you've got to do is teach your child how to be responsible around guns.  A child taught from an early age to be responsible will never do something stupid with a weapon.

Or even just teach them not to mess with other people's belongings while in their homes.


This also works with diet. Calmly explaining to them how a diet high in sugar is bad for them will ensure they keep away from sweets and stick with vegetables and complex carbohydrates.
2013-03-05 12:12:36 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: This is actually wrong:

 who seem to have never learned that a bullet fired into the air must fall down somewhere and could kill or injure someone.


This is especailly true if the bullet lodges into the fuselage of a passing airplane, and brings it down in a fireball of death.

I won't be doing that again.
2013-03-05 12:08:01 PM
1 votes:
Oh, puleeze.  All you've got to do is teach your child how to be responsible around guns.  A child taught from an early age to be responsible will never do something stupid with a weapon.
2013-03-05 12:00:06 PM
1 votes:
If you give the children guns, then they will play the role of "good guys with guns"
2013-03-05 11:37:14 AM
1 votes:
"Earl," is an alcoholic and an avid gun enthusiast. He owns many weapons; I don't know the exact number. He has been accumulating ammunition at an accelerated rate because he's afraid that large clips will soon be banned. He drinks to excess and becomes belligerent and angry when drunk.

tea party patriot?
2013-03-05 11:31:24 AM
1 votes:

Walker: Sounds good made up to me.


FTFY
2013-03-05 11:13:13 AM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If you see Dear Abby, aim for the head


Done in two.
 
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