dittybopper: This is actually wrong: who seem to have never learned that a bullet fired into the air must fall down somewhere and could kill or injure someone.You could fire a shotgun up in the air with small shot and the worse thing that might happen is someone might get one in their eye if they happen to be looking straight up.
QuietMan: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Just tell your kids to distract their grandpa by asking to play his classic hit 'Cat Scratch Fever.'"
The My Little Pony Killer: dotvincent: Oh, puleeze. All you've got to do is teach your child how to be responsible around guns. A child taught from an early age to be responsible will never do something stupid with a weapon.Or even just teach them not to mess with other people's belongings while in their homes.
dittybopper: This is actually wrong: who seem to have never learned that a bullet fired into the air must fall down somewhere and could kill or injure someone.
Walker: Sounds good made up to me.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: If you see Dear Abby, aim for the head
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