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(NYPost)   *SLEEPER AGENT*....Hotel bar boots Rodman because he just won't STFU about what a great guy Kim Jong Un is   (m.nypost.com) divider line 47
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2013-03-05 10:28:08 AM
About how I would expect Rodman to act when drunk
 
2013-03-05 10:29:26 AM
I'd think he just won't STFU would be sufficient
 
2013-03-05 10:32:21 AM
Dennis Rodman - attention-whore extraordinaire.
 
2013-03-05 10:56:07 AM
They have to [Bleep] pissed off?
 
2013-03-05 10:56:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd think he just won't STFU would be sufficient


Yeah, whatever topic he's on about I'm pretty sure I could do without hearing about it.
 
2013-03-05 11:03:34 AM
When does Kim Jong Un's reality show air?
 
2013-03-05 11:03:42 AM
"He's always a problem," one insider told us. "He is loud and does weird stuff. Like, he'll come down to the front desk in his bathrobe in the middle of the night and make demands that people have to run to the store for him. He's belligerent about it. I thought he was just on TV getting sober?"

Look, I'm not going to excuse that sort of behavior.  But can we please stop acting naive and surprised by behavior that comes straight out of the Modern Celebrity Guidebook?

This is how it is done now.  It's required if you're a "reality" star.

He might be doing it for recognition.  He may really be like that.  It's an insignificant distinction.
 
2013-03-05 11:07:44 AM
Dennis Rodman is relevant now? Is it 1998 already?
 
2013-03-05 11:16:43 AM
He was waving around a signed copy of the dictator's huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it

Ok...where is it?
 
2013-03-05 11:28:20 AM
I thought that guy was flat broke, how is it that he's demanding anything at swank hotels? And what would they have to lose by telling him to fark off?
 
2013-03-05 11:29:26 AM

jaylectricity: He was waving around a signed copy of the dictator's huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it

Ok...where is it?


Near the bedding plants at Lowes or Home Depot.
 
2013-03-05 11:31:17 AM
I discount the opinion of anyone that wears sunglasses indoors.
 
2013-03-05 11:36:38 AM
Snufflanopoulos's interview with Rodman was hilarious.  I'm pretty sure Dennis didn't understand half the things George was saying.
 
2013-03-05 11:39:15 AM
the dictator's huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it.

Look Dennis, I'm sure you have a tat there, and maybe shorty has un dong cawk tat too, but I ain't reading either, so keep your clothes on guys.
 
2013-03-05 11:42:52 AM
I kinda can't believe what kind of a dick that guy has turned into.
 
2013-03-05 11:43:40 AM
My dad works in Newport Beach.  He said he used to see Rodman every day outside of Hooters, pacing and yelling at people on his phone.  Rodman, that is, not my dad.
 
2013-03-05 11:43:43 AM
Well he's about the only guy in the world who still thinks Rodman is relevant.

/we should have gotten those post nuclear test sanctions in place while Rodman was over there and made sure the sanctions prevented his return
 
2013-03-05 11:49:20 AM

STRYPERSWINE: Rodman, that is, not my dad.


You're dad was yelling at them inside the hooters.

/I think I have a higher net worth than rodman.
 
2013-03-05 11:51:11 AM
So, KJU has the Prick of Destiny, and his name is Dennis Rodman?

I suspect Rodman has never met a head of state of another country before.   KJU is probably everything Rodman described "humble, young, inexperienced".   Having said that, is KJU a figurehead of a military dictatorship?   Or does he actually have the reigns to Best Korea?    I don't think we know for sure.

'KJU Wants Obama to call him.'    Well of course he does, by taking the call (or ignoring it) he would gain a bit of status as the sought after party instead of the seeking party.   Is that how it works in Korean values?
 
2013-03-05 11:53:49 AM
justanotherfarkinfarker:

/I think I have a higher net worth than rodman.

A newborn baby has a higher net worth. His net worth is -$1,000,000 or so.
 
2013-03-05 11:56:14 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I thought that guy was flat broke, how is it that he's demanding anything at swank hotels? And what would they have to lose by telling him to fark off?


I saw his ex-wife (or one of them, anwyay) on Pawn Stars hawking some of his old jerseys to pay some bills.  The worm, indeed.
 
2013-03-05 11:58:46 AM
I actually believe Rodman.  He's jut so farking ignorant of everything outside his world of hookers and blow that he doesn't understand why NK gets such a bad rap.  It's both sad and infuriating at the same time
 
2013-03-05 12:03:57 PM

jaylectricity: justanotherfarkinfarker:

/I think I have a higher net worth than rodman.

A newborn baby has a higher net worth. His net worth is -$1,000,000 or so.


You'd think signing autographs at Tilted Kilts across the country for $50 a pop would net more.
 
2013-03-05 12:05:24 PM
According to some of the conservatives on my FB feed, Dennis Rodman is the new Jane Fonda. Who knew exercising soft power is the most threatening thing to this country?

/some of them are ultra christians too
//who apparently missed the lessons of love thy neighbor and love thy enemy
 
2013-03-05 12:06:08 PM
Not sure if he's really a deranged butthole or just a has-been attention whore.

We get it Dennis! You like murderous despots! STFU or GTFO!

Damn! I miss the days when it was only Lada GagGa or Kim Kardashian who were insufferably annoying.
 
2013-03-05 12:08:53 PM

jaylectricity: A newborn baby has a higher net worth. His net worth is -$1,000,000 or so.


A newborn baby has a higher net worth than me too. Luckily I don't have any child support or IRS debt. That I know of anyway.
 
2013-03-05 12:10:10 PM

Diogenes: "He's always a problem," one insider told us. "He is loud and does weird stuff. Like, he'll come down to the front desk in his bathrobe in the middle of the night and make demands that people have to run to the store for him. He's belligerent about it. I thought he was just on TV getting sober?"

Look, I'm not going to excuse that sort of behavior.  But can we please stop acting naive and surprised by behavior that comes straight out of the Modern Celebrity Guidebook?

This is how it is done now.  It's required if you're a "reality" star.

He might be doing it for recognition.  He may really be like that.  It's an insignificant distinction.


I came to say this. How is it even a little bit surprising that he is loud and does weird stuff? His entire life is about attention and recognition. He was on Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, so you know he's got special problems other than a massive ego. The only thing less surprising about Dennis Rodman being annoying to other people is if he was found dead from his substance abuse. Dr. Drew can't do anything for anyone, five of those people have spiraled back down after getting his "help" to end up dead.
 
2013-03-05 12:11:43 PM
I thought I was reading an Onion article. Wow.
 
2013-03-05 12:26:17 PM
www.bvvp.com
 
2013-03-05 12:41:32 PM
Elle: Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.
Jay: All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.
Elle: Rodman? You're kidding.
Jay: Nope.
Elle: Not much of a disguise.
 
2013-03-05 12:48:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd think he just won't STFU would be sufficient


I would think being Rodman would be enough

What a dick he is. If I went to NK and met Kim Jong Un, I would probably try to be polite, but as soon as I started drinking (which Rodman apparently did) I would probably reignite the Korean War because I would probably kick Kim in his teeny balls,.

/Hopefully Bill Clinton would come rescue me like he did with those reporters a few years back
 
2013-03-05 12:55:12 PM
This is great news! So when is Rodman relocating to Best Korea? What do I need to do to expedite his paperwork?
 
2013-03-05 01:04:11 PM

Rhypskallion: So, KJU has the Prick of Destiny, and his name is Dennis Rodman?

I suspect Rodman has never met a head of state of another country before.   KJU is probably everything Rodman described "humble, young, inexperienced".   Having said that, is KJU a figurehead of a military dictatorship?   Or does he actually have the reigns to Best Korea?    I don't think we know for sure.

'KJU Wants Obama to call him.'    Well of course he does, by taking the call (or ignoring it) he would gain a bit of status as the sought after party instead of the seeking party.   Is that how it works in Korean values?


It's entirely possible that KJU has some, but not a ton power. He may not want the gulags as one example but just doesn't have enough say yet to eliminate them.
 
2013-03-05 01:26:27 PM

durbnpoisn: I kinda can't believe what kind of a dick that guy has turned into.


Yeah, but he also has a huge..... manifesto.
 
2013-03-05 01:27:58 PM
"Dennis was making a total jerk of himself. He wouldn't leave, and he wouldn't let anyone talk to him about shutting up,"

Raise your hand if you're surprised.
 
2013-03-05 01:32:55 PM

Rhypskallion: 'KJU Wants Obama to call him.'    Well of course he does, by taking the call (or ignoring it) he would gain a bit of status as the sought after party instead of the seeking party.   Is that how it works in Korean values?


I would like Obama to call me. It's about as likely as Obama calling anyone else who occasionally posts to the Politics tab.

I would definitely accept Obama's call though. I would tell him how I think he should run the country and he would probably ignore 90% of what I said. And that would probably be good for the country.
 
2013-03-05 02:06:28 PM
I bet that bar will think twice about trampling on his first amendment rights after we get done boycotting them!
 
2013-03-05 02:37:54 PM

cannibalparrot: I bet that bar will think twice about trampling on his first amendment rights after we get done boycotting them!


Are you suggesting a Fark party at that bar?  I can see it, the bar will be Rodman free.  Now lets switch Rodman's citizenship to NK, deport him and move on.
 
2013-03-05 02:45:34 PM

lack of warmth: cannibalparrot: I bet that bar will think twice about trampling on his first amendment rights after we get done boycotting them!

Are you suggesting a Fark party at that bar?  I can see it, the bar will be Rodman free.  Now lets switch Rodman's citizenship to NK, deport him and move on.


I see no problems with this course of action.

Let's make it happen.
 
2013-03-05 03:27:14 PM
Of all the things that man has done, that have negatively impacted his personality, I think reality TV was the worst.
 
2013-03-05 03:36:37 PM

Gifted Many Few: I discount the opinion of anyone that wears sunglasses indoors.



The sun never sets on a badass....
 
2013-03-05 04:09:01 PM
Rodman's visit will end up being super-beneficial to how we deal with N.Korean leadership in the future.  In the ABC interview, Rodman kept repeating how this is a 28-year-old kid running the country.  Don't forget that.  One who is humbled by former American stars.  We could dismantle the whole nuclear programme by sending over Doogie Howser and a few choice American Gladiators.  Maybe Stan Hansen.
 
2013-03-05 04:23:48 PM
I'm guessing Kim Jong Un just has a thing for former NBA stars turned part-time transvestites.

He love Alabama Black Snake long time.
 
2013-03-05 04:56:42 PM
 
2013-03-05 05:56:04 PM
I think Pyongyang needs to do more celebrity outreach.  I would love for Best Korea to become the next Scientology.
 
2013-03-06 11:55:16 AM
Team America predicted something like this.
 
2013-03-06 01:26:19 PM
New UN ambassador to Best Korea?
 
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