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2013-03-05 09:42:14 AM
When she was young and just a bad little kid, her momma noticed funny things she did...
 
2013-03-05 09:44:44 AM
I dunno. Sounds like a party.
 
2013-03-05 09:47:55 AM
Subject is jolly and dangerous.  I repeat, subject is jolly and dangerous.
 
2013-03-05 09:51:05 AM
www.trbimg.com

Someone needs to warn people of the enormous dangers of nitrous oxide and those evil dentists that hook unsuspecting innocents to its evil ways.
 
2013-03-05 10:12:00 AM
That's a big N2O, N2O
 
2013-03-05 10:28:04 AM
www.trbimg.com
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-03-05 10:29:06 AM

I_Am_Weasel: That's a big N2O, N2O


*groooooooaaaaaaaan*

/well done
 
2013-03-05 10:38:44 AM
Actually, yes it is.
 
2013-03-05 10:45:52 AM
We must do the banning of nitrogen and oxygen in the United States of the Americas as this will be the only way to come to safety from such the menace.  You can look at this girl and find that she is among the most attractive of females because listen while the mugshot of this is not the perfect thing it is still quite the attractiveness and someone I would wish to be friends with because while I would be the beautiful person who would stand out against her at the bar she would also not be someone who has so much ugliness that it would scare the others away as they see through the brilliant plan of me.  Now I will say this to you if you find she to be the unattractive individual you are probably the person who does not have the sexings.  So before you make judgment why do you not try for having the nitrous oxide poisoning and see if it does not make you the person who runs from the police.  There are some upon which have said that when you huff this substance only the single time you then become the individual with addiction.  I am not sure if this is the true thing but I believe it probably is and so this is the person who needs the help and not the criminalization.  You are welcome.
 
2013-03-05 11:29:21 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-05 11:30:01 AM
Actually subby, it's the ONLY WAY.
 
2013-03-05 11:30:21 AM
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2013-03-05 11:34:07 AM

realmojo: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x208]


Came for the Frank Booth comment.

Leaving *sniiiiiiiifffffff*...ahhhh...satisfied.
 
2013-03-05 11:35:56 AM
Nitrous oxide is crap.  Thirty seconds of euphoria and twelve hours of feeling as if your throat's been raped by a badger.
 
2013-03-05 11:44:15 AM

I_Am_Weasel: That's a big N2O, N2O


I'm saving that one for later. Never seen it written like that. Like Little Johnny and H2SO4.
 
2013-03-05 11:52:13 AM
Sun Sentinel has a paywall now?
 
2013-03-05 12:00:28 PM
I would never drive on nitrous.  Did the first time, not knowing what it was like, being a young idiot.  I think for like fifteen seconds I couldn't see a thing.
 
2013-03-05 12:01:59 PM
I didn't even know that abusing nitrous was such a big thing until I went to Bonnaroo a few years ago. There was a guy standing on a set of trash cans with a tall cylinder yelling "Big, giant farking balloons, ten bucks." He had a line of dozens of people waiting to get their balloons too. Saw people walking away from him with a balloon stuck between each finger on each hand. I'm all set with that stuff myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess...
 
2013-03-05 12:06:44 PM

meow said the dog: We must do the banning of nitrogen and oxygen in the United States of the Americas as this will be the only way to come to safety from such the menace.  You can look at this girl and find that she is among the most attractive of females because listen while the mugshot of this is not the perfect thing it is still quite the attractiveness and someone I would wish to be friends with because while I would be the beautiful person who would stand out against her at the bar she would also not be someone who has so much ugliness that it would scare the others away as they see through the brilliant plan of me.  Now I will say this to you if you find she to be the unattractive individual you are probably the person who does not have the sexings.  So before you make judgment why do you not try for having the nitrous oxide poisoning and see if it does not make you the person who runs from the police.  There are some upon which have said that when you huff this substance only the single time you then become the individual with addiction.  I am not sure if this is the true thing but I believe it probably is and so this is the person who needs the help and not the criminalization.  You are welcome.

Hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again.

 
2013-03-05 12:07:00 PM

JustMatt: I didn't even know that abusing nitrous was such a big thing until I went to Bonnaroo a few years ago. There was a guy standing on a set of trash cans with a tall cylinder yelling "Big, giant farking balloons, ten bucks." He had a line of dozens of people waiting to get their balloons too. Saw people walking away from him with a balloon stuck between each finger on each hand. I'm all set with that stuff myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess...


Business protip: Try, by any means possible, to smuggle a nitrous tank and a pack of large balloons into any rave, festival, gathering, love-in or forest campground that you can.

Those things are literally a license to mint money.
 
2013-03-05 12:11:23 PM
FTA: "When cops conducted a traffic stop after a witness gave cops a description of their car, a 1994 Dodge Stealth. the duo 'fessed up, according to the report."

Did they get any stealthier in subsequent models?


/ Still smarting over that "invisible" paint from Acme
 
2013-03-05 12:13:54 PM
The rest of the mugshots are fun too.  You could play a game of "match the mugshot to the crime" and probably do pretty well with most of them.
 
2013-03-05 12:14:03 PM
Hmm......Young lady......high speed chase, while huffing......could be interesting.....and hot.

*clicks link*
"Auuuuuugghhhhhh!"
/curls up in fetal position and weeps.
 
2013-03-05 12:16:46 PM
img49.imageshack.us

You wanna get in here dude? It's so fuzzy!
 
2013-03-05 12:17:27 PM

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was doing fine until the bats came.
 
kgf
2013-03-05 12:18:13 PM
"Huffing nitrous oxide while leading police on a high speed chase is no way to go through life, young lady "

That's just your opinion, of course.
 
2013-03-05 12:34:30 PM
Remember this guy from a month ago? I don't recall if he made Fark or not. Someone should get these crazy kids together.
 
2013-03-05 01:00:17 PM
thumbs.mugshots.com

But it's like I'm walking on sunshine!
 
2013-03-05 01:02:06 PM

Ishkur: JustMatt: I didn't even know that abusing nitrous was such a big thing until I went to Bonnaroo a few years ago. There was a guy standing on a set of trash cans with a tall cylinder yelling "Big, giant farking balloons, ten bucks." He had a line of dozens of people waiting to get their balloons too. Saw people walking away from him with a balloon stuck between each finger on each hand. I'm all set with that stuff myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess...

Business protip: Try, by any means possible, to smuggle a nitrous tank and a pack of large balloons into any rave, festival, gathering, love-in or forest campground that you can.

Those things are literally a license to mint money.


Yeah, I figured the guy made out like a bandit. Funny enough, my friend has a tank of USP nitrous for the medical device we're making (used in a thermal expansion for freezing stuff, not breathing) down at the shop. Fortunately, selling medical devices is slightly more lucrative and much more legal than selling hippie crack. At least we can have a backup plan though...
 
2013-03-05 01:04:03 PM
and driving a Hummer. Hummin' and huffin'.
 
2013-03-05 01:34:53 PM
Humdinger?
 
2013-03-05 01:38:36 PM
Grzep
 
2013-03-05 02:06:37 PM

signaljammer: I would never drive on nitrous.  Did the first time, not knowing what it was like, being a young idiot.  I think for like fifteen seconds I couldn't see a thing.


Uhh no. You became a gay porn pitcher for Jesus for 15 seconds. That's it. That's the entire High. 15 seconds and your motor skills are completely shot...for another 3 hours.

It is a completely useless high. Fark. At least weed hangs on a while and makes you think creatively.

/no weed or smokes or anything
//voted for CA Prop 19
///has done whippets
 
2013-03-05 02:52:32 PM

ChildOfBhaal: Nitrous oxide is crap.  Thirty seconds of euphoria and twelve hours of feeling as if your throat's been raped by a badger.


Mrs Poopy says that after huffing nitrous during childbirth it isn't her throat that feels like its been raped by a badger.

/ I've never been allowed a go.
// at either the nitrous or the childbirth.
 
2013-03-05 02:53:02 PM
"Hippy Crack! Get yer red hot Hippy Crack!
Better to sit down than fall down."

/loves balloons and headaches.
 
2013-03-05 03:35:58 PM
I'm 41 and I still looooooves me some hippie crack!!
 
2013-03-05 05:04:53 PM

meow said the dog: We must do the banning of nitrogen and oxygen in the United States of the Americas as this will be the only way to come to safety from such the menace.  You can look at this girl and find that she is among the most attractive of females because listen while the mugshot of this is not the perfect thing it is still quite the attractiveness and someone I would wish to be friends with because while I would be the beautiful person who would stand out against her at the bar she would also not be someone who has so much ugliness that it would scare the others away as they see through the brilliant plan of me.  Now I will say this to you if you find she to be the unattractive individual you are probably the person who does not have the sexings.  So before you make judgment why do you not try for having the nitrous oxide poisoning and see if it does not make you the person who runs from the police.  There are some upon which have said that when you huff this substance only the single time you then become the individual with addiction.  I am not sure if this is the true thing but I believe it probably is and so this is the person who needs the help and not the criminalization.  You are welcome.


Do you write police reports for a living?
 
2013-03-05 05:30:56 PM
For those who say it only lasts 15 to 30 seconds, maybe you are doing it wrong?

Inhale/Exhale/Repeat until you can not hold the balloon any longer, you don't just inhale a lungful and let it go into the atmosphere...


never had any after effects from it personally, nor known anyone else who had a sore throat or anything like that.
 
2013-03-05 09:01:42 PM

ChildOfBhaal: Nitrous oxide is crap.  Thirty seconds of euphoria and twelve hours of feeling as if your throat's been raped by a badger.


You must be doing the shiat for auto use. Food or medical grade are yummy.

Ishkur: JustMatt: I didn't even know that abusing nitrous was such a big thing until I went to Bonnaroo a few years ago. There was a guy standing on a set of trash cans with a tall cylinder yelling "Big, giant farking balloons, ten bucks." He had a line of dozens of people waiting to get their balloons too. Saw people walking away from him with a balloon stuck between each finger on each hand. I'm all set with that stuff myself, but whatever floats your boat I guess...

Business protip: Try, by any means possible, to smuggle a nitrous tank and a pack of large balloons into any rave, festival, gathering, love-in or forest campground that you can.

Those things are literally a license to mint money.


Omnipresent in arena parking lots for years here in Philly. Not so much anymore. They sold them in green balloons for Eagles games. I saw a paddy wagon with at least 50 tanks once in a phish parking lot. No arrests, but confiscated a bunch.

/just follow the loud hissing sound, you'll find them.
//bring your own punching balloon, they fill REAL big.
///Definitely better to sit down than fall down. Had a buddy lose a couple teeth.
 
2013-03-05 09:43:36 PM
Whippet. Whippet good.

/Try to detect it!
//It's not too late...
 
2013-03-05 11:33:17 PM

Ishkur: Business protip: Try, by any means possible, to smuggle a nitrous tank and a pack of large balloons into any rave, festival, gathering, love-in or forest campground that you can.

Those things are literally a license to mint money.


True dat.  I remember slowly and painfully dismantling my tent after a couple Deer Creek Phish shows in the '90s.  The nitrous guys a few rows away simply woke up, exited their tent, and left without it, one muttering to the other, "fark it, we'll buy another one."

/cool story, hippie
 
2013-03-06 12:58:28 AM

karmaceutical: Sun Sentinel has a paywall now?


Try this: http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html
 
2013-03-06 06:43:28 AM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: [thumbs.mugshots.com image 200x240]

But it's like I'm walking on sunshine!


And don't it feel good!

/seriously, the most hated band in New Orleans
 
2013-03-06 07:15:47 AM
Cameras ready, prepare to flash
 
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