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(BBC)   UN: "Dammit, Hamas. Let your women run in the Gaza marathon or so help me I will turn around and cancel this race"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 138
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2013-03-05 09:47:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-05 10:04:13 AM
And today in cultures we will point and gawk at,
 
2013-03-05 10:07:11 AM
Not Helping.
 
2013-03-05 10:18:10 AM
"We did not tell Unrwa to cancel the marathon and we haven't prevented it, but we laid down some conditions: We don't want women and men mixing in the same place," he added.

That sort of thinking will lead to a complete lack of little Hamas-ians.
 
2013-03-05 10:35:30 AM
Hamas must have been devastated when Augusta let women golf.
 
2013-03-05 10:42:22 AM
And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?
 
2013-03-05 10:43:12 AM
Gaza has a marathon?
 
2013-03-05 10:44:16 AM

cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


because the women are as brainwashed into their cultural status as the men. It's disgusting.
 
2013-03-05 10:44:20 AM

cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


Something to do with proving that yes, raped women do get pregnant..
 
2013-03-05 10:45:00 AM

Fart_Machine: Gaza has a marathon?


It's the cheapest way to clear a minefield.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:24 AM

OtherLittleGuy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 382x375]


Done in one.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:44 AM
I couldn't imagine running a marathon in a burka anyway.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:49 AM

cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?



Once you make the bargain with ther father's, you get to do with them as you will. Any objection warrants a beating. It's right there in the Special Book.
 
2013-03-05 10:47:02 AM
images.sugarscape.com
 
2013-03-05 10:48:03 AM

give me doughnuts: cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


Once you make the bargain with ther father's, you get to do with them as you will. Any objection warrants a beating. It's right there in the Special Book.


Gah. Apostrophe FAIL!

Where is the annoying flower thingy?
 
2013-03-05 10:49:41 AM
plaza.ufl.edu
What women in gaza marthon may look like. (from ps contest)
 
2013-03-05 10:51:23 AM

give me doughnuts: Where is the annoying flower thingy?



It was in the Politics Tab a couple minutes ago
 
2013-03-05 10:52:27 AM
Good to see Gaza has such a surplus of food that there are actually marathon runners there.

I thought they were all starving because of the embargo.
 
2013-03-05 10:52:46 AM
What, nobody's blamed the Israeli Apartheid state for the oppression of Palestinian women? For shame. I bet the Juice did this!
 
2013-03-05 10:55:27 AM
Aw, their own little strip of Dark Ages. Tribalism, oppression, and fundamentalism, what's not to like?
 
2013-03-05 10:57:45 AM

vernonFL: Hamas must have been devastated when Augusta let women golf.


Hamas thought they would be the caddies.
 
2013-03-05 10:57:58 AM

I_Am_Weasel: "We did not tell Unrwa to cancel the marathon and we haven't prevented it, but we laid down some conditions: We don't want women and men mixing in the same place," he added.

That sort of thinking will lead to a complete lack of little Hamas-ians.


This sounds like a policy we should help them embrace.
 
2013-03-05 10:58:44 AM

vernonFL: Hamas must have been devastated when Augusta let women golf.


Oddly, Augusta requires female golfers to wear green burkas when they're playing.
 
2013-03-05 11:00:52 AM

WorldCitizen: Aw, their own little strip of Dark Ages. Tribalism, oppression, and fundamentalism, what's not to like?


Are you talking about Texas or  South Carolina?  I get confused...
 
2013-03-05 11:03:57 AM

Nurglitch: What, nobody's blamed the Israeli Apartheid state for the oppression of Palestinian women? For shame. I bet the Juice did this!


HotWingConspiracy

"The Israelis have the final word on every single thing that happens in their illegally occupied territories, that's not pretending."

Give him a chance, he'll be here soon.
 
2013-03-05 11:04:05 AM

cgraves67: Fart_Machine: Gaza has a marathon?

It's the cheapest way to clear a minefield.


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2013-03-05 11:05:39 AM

Nurglitch: What, nobody's blamed the Israeli Apartheid state for the oppression of Palestinian women? For shame. I bet the Juice did this!


Just because the Israelis oppress the Palestinians doesn't mean the Palestinians can't oppress their own people.

/Oppression for everyone!
 
2013-03-05 11:10:26 AM

vernonFL: Hamas must have been devastated when Augusta let women golf.


Amusingly, I remember back when the NYTimes had their campaign to get Augusta to admit women, that another reporter showed up at the club to see a foursome of women teeing off, with some at least being black.  The reporter said "you set that up," ignorant of the fact that female GUESTS had been allowed to golf for a long time.
 
2013-03-05 11:10:54 AM

cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


When it comes down to getting those brownie points from their imaginary friend for the afterlife, the pious stop at nothing.
 
2013-03-05 11:13:11 AM
The Un sounds intolerant.
 
2013-03-05 11:13:42 AM

Glenford: OtherLittleGuy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 382x375]

Done in one.



What is the significance of that photo?  Never seen it before.
 
2013-03-05 11:14:10 AM
Fark Hamas

Violence-supporting theocratic facists, all of them.

Fark Israel

Imperialistic psuedo-theocratic facists, all of them.

Seriously, why the fark does the U.S. try to get involved?
 
2013-03-05 11:17:31 AM

DeathBySmiley: Fark Hamas

Violence-supporting theocratic facists, all of them.

Fark Israel

Imperialistic psuedo-theocratic facists, all of them.

Seriously, why the fark does the U.S. try to get involved?


I'm confused now. Who are we talking about?
 
2013-03-05 11:19:05 AM
Women really have to be front line soldiers in some of these backwards territories.  Can you imagine Hammas or the Taliban fighting against an all-female armed force?  I think the chance of being beaten by women would deter them from entering into the fight in the first place.  The chances of losing cred would just be too great.
 
2013-03-05 11:19:39 AM

cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


One difference in your attempt to create a false comparison between the two is that Hamas has dictatorial control over the Palestinians.  The Ultra-orthodox in Israel comprise about 8% of the population and are dealt with in a Democracy.

Both I'm sure are not good in the sack when it comes to sex with women... but missionary authoritarian has never been a turn on for the ladies.
 
2013-03-05 11:20:48 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: cptjeff: And meanwhile, the ultra orthodox in Israel are spitting on women who dare to show their ankles.

Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?

When it comes down to getting those brownie points from their imaginary friend for the afterlife, the pious stop at nothing.


Not sure why Hamas and the Orthodox Jews don't get along better. They both hate women, and don't like to see them mixing about with the men. Seems like they would actually have lots in common.
 
2013-03-05 11:22:58 AM

CokeBear: Not sure why Hamas and the Orthodox Jews don't get along better. They both hate women, and don't like to see them mixing about with the men. Seems like they would actually have lots in common.


Different hats.
 
2013-03-05 11:23:32 AM

karmaceutical: WorldCitizen: Aw, their own little strip of Dark Ages. Tribalism, oppression, and fundamentalism, what's not to like?

Are you talking about Texas or  South Carolina?  I get confused...


Mississippi, actually.
 
2013-03-05 11:25:29 AM
I can see why the UN would want to encourage stuff like marathons to build a sense of community and normalacy in Gaza. That said, the fundamental problem is that the UN is there in the first place. Gazans are a dependant population and they will never "grow up" as long as they are a charity case.
 
2013-03-05 11:26:10 AM

cptjeff: Seriously, how do any of these asses get women to have sex with them?


At gunpoint.
 
2013-03-05 11:28:27 AM

Epoch_Zero: CokeBear: Not sure why Hamas and the Orthodox Jews don't get along better. They both hate women, and don't like to see them mixing about with the men. Seems like they would actually have lots in common.

Different hats.


Isaac: I Iike your hat
Ishmael: Fark You
 
2013-03-05 11:29:55 AM

raerae1980: Glenford: OtherLittleGuy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 382x375]

Done in one.


What is the significance of that photo?  Never seen it before.


She entered the Boston Marathon when it was an all male event. That's the race organizer trying to physically remove her from the race.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathrine_Switzer
 
2013-03-05 11:30:06 AM

Epoch_Zero: CokeBear: Not sure why Hamas and the Orthodox Jews don't get along better. They both hate women, and don't like to see them mixing about with the men. Seems like they would actually have lots in common.

Different hats.


Both hate bacon.
 
2013-03-05 11:32:34 AM

raerae1980: Glenford: OtherLittleGuy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 382x375]

Done in one.


What is the significance of that photo?  Never seen it before.


Found some better pics. You can see her boyfriend bodycheck the race official:  http://thestory.org/sidebars/katherine-switer-1964-boston-marathon
 
2013-03-05 11:33:30 AM
To hell with Hamas.  After all, we have Kara Goucher.

www.mynextrace.com
 
2013-03-05 11:35:38 AM
What ever happened to Tatsuma?
 
2013-03-05 11:38:04 AM
I hope this doesn't spark a race war.
 
2013-03-05 11:38:36 AM

Glenford: raerae1980: Glenford: OtherLittleGuy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 382x375]

Done in one.


What is the significance of that photo?  Never seen it before.

Found some better pics. You can see her boyfriend bodycheck the race official:  http://thestory.org/sidebars/katherine-switer-1964-boston-marathon


Hey, thanks for that.  Learned something new :D
 
2013-03-05 11:42:47 AM

moanerific: What ever happened to Tatsuma?


He relinquished his mortal coil and became one with the oversoul.
 
2013-03-05 11:44:00 AM

TrollingForColumbine: Epoch_Zero: CokeBear: Not sure why Hamas and the Orthodox Jews don't get along better. They both hate women, and don't like to see them mixing about with the men. Seems like they would actually have lots in common.

Different hats.

Isaac: I Iike your hat
Ishmael: Fark You


Is this what you really believe?  That somehow all the oppressive controlling religious asshats out there would get along because they realize they all hate the same thing?

Just play that out in your mind for something that you actually understand.... How about ultra-conservative from Islam here in Dearborn Michigan USA and the local religious people's reaction to a group who shares the same books and acknowledges the holiness of Christ.

Please tell me you're trolling in your assumption that Hamas and Ultraorthodox Jews would ever agree on anything or their similarity purely based on hate.

I'll just assume it's based on your understanding limited understanding of the world and a simplification of any group to "they are not like me, so they are all the same."
 
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