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(NBC Connecticut)   Not only did a Dunkin' Donuts worker throw coffee in a robber's face. But as he fled she called after him, 'go run on Dunkin''   (nbcconnecticut.com) divider line 84
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2013-03-05 08:51:04 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Alright Hamilton!
 
2013-03-05 09:08:54 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-03-05 09:15:12 AM  
I hope she then put her sunglasses on and screamed, "YEEEAAAAHH!!!"
 
2013-03-05 09:22:15 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 09:27:44 AM  
Done in one
 
2013-03-05 09:52:14 AM  
i4.ytimg.com

YOU'RE OFF THE farkIN' CHAIN!
 
2013-03-05 09:57:41 AM  
I wonder how fast the police arrived on scene.
 
2013-03-05 09:58:57 AM  
One move and I'll fill you full of donut holes.
 
2013-03-05 10:03:32 AM  
This happened in the US, right?  When does her prison sentence start?
 
2013-03-05 10:04:19 AM  
This is seriously the best thing I've read in ages.

doodleaday.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-05 10:05:40 AM  
love these stories.
 
2013-03-05 10:06:13 AM  
Now, if it had been McDonald's coffee, she could be up on charges for assault with a deadly weapon.
 
2013-03-05 10:06:27 AM  

dittybopper: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x133]

Alright Hamilton!


Done in 1.
 
2013-03-05 10:06:51 AM  
thought coffee was for closers
 
2013-03-05 10:07:35 AM  
That night must have been very fun. The next morning, less so. Who's responsible for this? Does anybody know?
 
2013-03-05 10:08:17 AM  
Risking your life for your boss's profit = hero
 
2013-03-05 10:09:06 AM  

dittybopper: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x133]

Alright Hamilton!


Came for this. Glad to see that not everyone is slipping these days ;-)

/tasty waves
//cool buzz
///I'm fine
 
2013-03-05 10:09:08 AM  
How long until the lawsuit happens and Dunkin fires the employee for being reckless?
 
2013-03-05 10:09:31 AM  
Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"
 
2013-03-05 10:11:22 AM  
She'll be fired. Restaurants and stores always insist that you never, ever take on a robber yourself; let them take what they want and then call the police. They're insured against that kind of thing and don't want to risk elevating violence. She went against s.o.p.
 
2013-03-05 10:11:28 AM  

dittybopper: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x133]

Alright Hamilton!


Pack it up, we're done here
 
2013-03-05 10:11:33 AM  

degenerate-afro: How long until the lawsuit happens and Dunkin fires the employee for being reckless?


Dude, it's West Haven. The robber was lucky he wasn't sold for spare parts.
 
2013-03-05 10:11:39 AM  

Xenomech: This happened in the US, right?  When does her prison sentence start?


...or at least, when will she be fired?
 
2013-03-05 10:11:51 AM  

RanDomino: Risking your life for your boss's profit = hero


At some point, yes, because without profit, there is no job.

Also, *NOT* resisting this sort of stuff just encourages more of it.  I'd rather economically motivated crimes shift to non-confrontational things like theft and burglary instead of robbery.  Less chance of someone getting hurt.  How do you do that?  You make the potential cost to the robber higher, and the potential payoff lower.
 
2013-03-05 10:12:51 AM  

FarkinHostile: Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"


Yeah, but you're either quick, or dead.  I wasn't going to spend 20 minutes finding just the right picture.
 
2013-03-05 10:14:56 AM  
Former worker.... Former.

/soon
 
2013-03-05 10:15:26 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
also approves
 
2013-03-05 10:15:27 AM  

belhade: She'll be fired. Restaurants and stores always insist that you never, ever take on a robber yourself; let them take what they want and then call the police. They're insured against that kind of thing and don't want to risk elevating violence. She went against s.o.p.


It's *PRECISELY* that sort of attitude that encourages robbery, and in fact that makes robbing places like that somewhat lucrative.
 
2013-03-05 10:15:32 AM  
Thanks for keeping it real.
 
2013-03-05 10:16:05 AM  
The wife switched me from my regular Dunkin Turbo to Maxwell House this morning.  Farking biatch.
 
2013-03-05 10:16:36 AM  

dittybopper: FarkinHostile: Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

Yeah, but you're either quick, or dead.  I wasn't going to spend 20 minutes finding just the right picture.


Yup, and I'm the dead. And pedantic. ;)
 
2013-03-05 10:17:17 AM  

belhade: She'll be fired. Restaurants and stores always insist that you never, ever take on a robber yourself; let them take what they want and then call the police. They're insured against that kind of thing and don't want to risk elevating violence. She went against s.o.p.


I'm pretty sure that usually applies for non-violent attackers.  When a dude starts climbing through the drive-thru window at you, it's safe to assume he doesn't have your best interests in mind.
 
2013-03-05 10:17:31 AM  

Nogale: Now, if it had been McDonald's coffee, she could be up on charges for assault with a deadly weapon.


I'm wondering how long till he lawyer's up and sues for millions.
 
2013-03-05 10:18:42 AM  

dittybopper: belhade: She'll be fired. Restaurants and stores always insist that you never, ever take on a robber yourself; let them take what they want and then call the police. They're insured against that kind of thing and don't want to risk elevating violence. She went against s.o.p.

It's *PRECISELY* that sort of attitude that encourages robbery, and in fact that makes robbing places like that somewhat lucrative.


As I read the article, he was trying to climb in the drive-thru window.  At that point, all bets are off.  She had every right to defend herself, and DD has no business telling her she can't.  She obviously felt threatened.

Dunkin' Donuts would have a PR nightmare on its hands if it fired her.
 
2013-03-05 10:19:14 AM  
And I thought catch phrases only happened in movies

At least she didn't say "Would you like fries with that?"
 
2013-03-05 10:20:02 AM  

FarkinHostile: dittybopper: FarkinHostile: Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

Yeah, but you're either quick, or dead.  I wasn't going to spend 20 minutes finding just the right picture.

Yup, and I'm the dead. And pedantic. ;)


"Pedantic Zombies" would be a cool band name.
 
2013-03-05 10:23:15 AM  

dittybopper: Also, *NOT* resisting this sort of stuff just encourages more of it.


Exactly. People always seem to forget/ignore this point. "Once you have paid him the Dane-geld You never get rid of the Dane".
 
2013-03-05 10:31:36 AM  
The man fled the area in a newer model white Ford Explorer, without stealing anything


He got all that free coffee that he didn't pay for.
 
2013-03-05 10:31:47 AM  
No shirt, no shoes, nooooo dice!
 
2013-03-05 10:31:48 AM  

FarkinHostile: Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"


"you worked at all american burger."

"seven months ago."
 
2013-03-05 10:33:27 AM  

Mark Ratner: FarkinHostile: Nice job, dittybopper, although in that picture at that specific moment the quote was "I know you!"

/ "Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

"you worked at all american burger."

"seven months ago."


Ha, Mark Ratner. Let's get Demone in here
 
2013-03-05 10:33:31 AM  
What does that even mean?
 
2013-03-05 10:35:01 AM  
"Go run on Dunkin."?  WTF?
 
2013-03-05 10:37:14 AM  
Yup, dunkin donuts gets robbed, first thing that happens is the whole place gets dusted for prints. Then they look for microfibers and zoom enchance and such as
 
2013-03-05 10:38:05 AM  

Two16: "Go run on Dunkin."?  WTF?


I had to look that up too.  Apparently their coffee has a loyal following and when you're drinking it you are "running on Dunkin".
 
2013-03-05 10:38:27 AM  
www.iruntheinternet.com
 
2013-03-05 10:40:19 AM  
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3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-05 10:45:29 AM  
hero? more like lucky. sometimes that kind of thing doesn't end well at all.

---


Lee can't control his anger any more. He grabs the coffee pot off the table and flings hot coffee into Elliot's face. Elliot screams and falls to his knees,


Instinctively, Nicholson shoots Lee twice.


Alabama screams.


Boris lets loose with his Uzi, pinting Nicholson red with bullets.


DIMES

(screaming)

Cody!!!


Nicholson flies backwards.


Marvin fires his shotgun, hits Nicholson in the back, Nicholson's body jerks back and forth then on the floor.


Clarence opens the bathroom door.


Dimes hits the ground firing.


A shot catches Clarence in the forehead.


Alabama screams.


Dario fires his sawed-off. It catches Clarence in the chest, hurling him on the bathroom sink, smashing the mirror.


It might have been a stand-off before, but once the firing starts everybody either hits the ground or runs for cover.


Dimes, Alabama, Dick, Lenny, an IA Officer and Wurtlitzer hit the ground.


Boris dives into the kitchen area.


Monty tips the table over.


Marvin dives behind the sofa.


Dario runs out of the door and down the hall.


With bullets flying this way and that, some don't have time to anything. Two IA Officers are shot right away.


Frankie takes an Uzi hit. He goes down firing both automatics.


Elliot gets it from both sides.


Alabama is crawling across the floor, like a soldier in war, towards the bathroom.


Clarence, still barely alive, lays on the sink, twitching. He moves and falls off.


Alabama continues crawling.


Marvin brings his sawed-off from behind the sofa and fires. The shotgun blast hits the glass table and Monty. Monty stands up screaming.


The Cops on the ground let loose, firing into Monty.


As Monty gets hit, his finger hits the trigger of the Uzi, spreading fire all over the apartment.
 
2013-03-05 10:45:31 AM  
It's the 21st century and movie blood still looks fake.
 
2013-03-05 10:49:48 AM  

Farce-Side: The wife switched me from my regular Dunkin Turbo to Maxwell House this morning.  Farking biatch.


FACT: That is grounds for divorce in every state in New England. In Massachusetts, you can file criminal charges against her.
 
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