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(Gawker)   Newsflash: International Babe Race underway as Russkies unveil their Kate Upton lookalike   (gawker.com) divider line 9
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2013-03-05 10:56:47 AM
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Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

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She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...


You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...
2013-03-05 10:18:55 AM
2 votes:
Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.
2013-03-05 05:53:20 PM
1 votes:

GavinTheAlmighty: Too Pretty For Prison: You, sir, are obviously a homo.

NTTAWWT

From the breasts up, she's great, but she's got no hips and no ass, and her legs are nothing spectacular.

Search your heart.  You know it to be true.



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2013-03-05 11:12:19 AM
1 votes:
Wow. Those are a couple of remarkable similarities.
2013-03-05 10:55:19 AM
1 votes:
I went to high school in the 80's and when they tore down the wall and the Soviet Union collapsed I felt SO betrayed. Betrayed by Hollywood, betrayed by our government. I was raised to believe that Russian women looked like shotputters wearing babushkas then all these hot eastern block women started showing up. I learned a valuable lesson that day, and have not left my bunk since.
2013-03-05 10:50:15 AM
1 votes:

SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg

♪♪ Turn on your boob lights.  Let 'em shine wherever you go.  Let 'em make a happy glow for all the world to see. ♪♪

2013-03-05 10:48:50 AM
1 votes:
If How I Met Your Mother is to be believed, every person has at least one doppelgänger out there waiting to be bumped into.

Not to detract from this thread but my doppelganger used to like to chase convenience store clerks around the store. I used to think the clerks reaction to me was just a standard woman reaction to me. Back in the late 80's, he was caught outside a house with a portable phone hooked in to the neighbor's land line calling 976 numbers and with his pants down while looking at a bunch of magazines. No. that's actually how the cops caught him.

I know it sounds like me and had some events in my life had not occurred, it could have possibly been me.

Now back to hawt Russian woman thread.
2013-03-05 10:33:10 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Doesn't look like Upton.
Looks like my high school girl friend.
She's going to age better than Upton.
I can tell by the nose.


And the knees. Always check the knees.
2013-03-05 09:50:08 AM
1 votes:
I have a natural fear of Russian women. Sooo hot when they're young, but one day, you turn around to put the empty vodka bottle in the trash and BAM she's turned into a babushka
 
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