Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.Yeah, she's hideous:[imgace.com image 640x480]She might as well be a shoggoth.Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!/hates photoshop//who knows what she really even looks like...
GavinTheAlmighty: Too Pretty For Prison: You, sir, are obviously a homo.NTTAWWTFrom the breasts up, she's great, but she's got no hips and no ass, and her legs are nothing spectacular.Search your heart. You know it to be true.
SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg♪♪ Turn on your boob lights. Let 'em shine wherever you go. Let 'em make a happy glow for all the world to see. ♪♪
vudukungfu: Doesn't look like Upton.Looks like my high school girl friend.She's going to age better than Upton.I can tell by the nose.
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