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2013-03-05 12:01:50 PM

CygnusDarius: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...

You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...

What's a piercing?.


Wiki one image kind of NSFW
 
2013-03-05 12:08:24 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: CygnusDarius: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...

You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...

What's a piercing?.

Wiki one image kind of NSFW


STFU Donnie...

/That was teh answer I was waiting, since you were quoting the Big Lebowski :p
 
2013-03-05 12:20:31 PM

CygnusDarius: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: CygnusDarius: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...

You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...

What's a piercing?.

Wiki one image kind of NSFW

STFU Donnie...

/That was teh answer I was waiting, since you were quoting the Big Lebowski :p


Doh. I took you too literally.
 
2013-03-05 12:25:13 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: You, sir, are obviously a homo.

NTTAWWT


From the breasts up, she's great, but she's got no hips and no ass, and her legs are nothing spectacular.

Search your heart.  You know it to be true.
 
2013-03-05 12:34:33 PM
Let's see her do the cat daddy.
 
2013-03-05 12:39:06 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: Too Pretty For Prison: You, sir, are obviously a homo.

NTTAWWT

From the breasts up, she's great, but she's got no hips and no ass, and her legs are nothing spectacular.

Search your heart.  You know it to be true.


It's my penis I'm listening to and it says she's great.
 
2013-03-05 02:04:02 PM
The kittenpocalypse is upon us!
 
2013-03-05 03:19:06 PM
my guess is, she's already in california doing an upton-lookalike pr0n shoot.
 
2013-03-05 03:59:58 PM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


She has a face?
 
2013-03-05 04:22:09 PM

SmackLT: I have a natural fear of Russian women. Sooo hot when they're young, but one day, you turn around to put the empty vodka bottle in the trash and BAM she's turned into a babushka


I prefer to believe that all Russian women die at age 35 and are replaced by vicious demons that thrive only on being annoyed and angry at everything

/It's better than the truth...
 
2013-03-05 04:25:26 PM

bhcompy: Is this site like the Russian 4chan?


Looks like more of a Russian reddit, but yeah.
It's always funny to see how similar people on the other side of the world are to us.
 
2013-03-05 05:15:22 PM
Why does everyone always think that a photo/gif/video that doesn't show nudity is "safe for work"???
 
2013-03-05 05:23:43 PM

ggecko: Why does everyone always think that a photo/gif/video that doesn't show nudity is "safe for work"???


Why would anyone click a link or enter a thread with the name "Kate Upton" on it and expect any of the photos to "safe for work"???
 
2013-03-05 05:53:20 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: Too Pretty For Prison: You, sir, are obviously a homo.

NTTAWWT

From the breasts up, she's great, but she's got no hips and no ass, and her legs are nothing spectacular.

Search your heart.  You know it to be true.



i47.tinypic.comi94.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 05:59:50 PM
 
2013-03-05 06:02:35 PM
Also, chick in the article doesn't really look like her.  From certain angles yeah, because her eyes/brow/cheeks are similar, but her nose, jawline and especially chin are way different.  Mostly they're just both big-boobed blondes.
 
2013-03-05 08:11:20 PM

Gawdzila: Also, chick in the article doesn't really look like her.  From certain angles yeah, because her eyes/brow/cheeks are similar, but her nose, jawline and especially chin are way different.  Mostly they're just both big-boobed blondes.


Yeah, there's not a lot of resemblance.

Gawdzila: Kate Upton being all NSFW


Yum.  I love body painting.
 
2013-03-06 03:54:12 PM
There will be NO FIGHTING in The War Room!
 
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