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2013-03-05 09:42:21 AM
Yer average Russki don't take a dump without a plan, son.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:51 AM
Hmmm... definetely in need of more pics to form an opinion. Wouldn't want to make a decision on insufficient data!
 
2013-03-05 09:43:17 AM
"...come and keep your comrade warm..."
 
2013-03-05 09:45:08 AM
 
2013-03-05 09:46:35 AM
My penis cannot handle two Kate Uptons. Like I don't masturbate enough already....
 
2013-03-05 09:47:53 AM
This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg
 
2013-03-05 09:49:46 AM
She doesn't really look that much like her. I mean she's hot yeah, but I think I'd be able to pick them apart after a sweaty three way in a tub full of cherry jello...

Wait what was I talking about? I gotta take care of something in my bunk.
 
2013-03-05 09:50:08 AM
I have a natural fear of Russian women. Sooo hot when they're young, but one day, you turn around to put the empty vodka bottle in the trash and BAM she's turned into a babushka
 
2013-03-05 09:50:30 AM
I need to see her in about a dozen body paint only pics before I will agree she is a KU lookalike.
 
2013-03-05 09:56:04 AM
Sptiffy
 
2013-03-05 09:56:20 AM

js34603: She doesn't really look that much like her.


blonde with big tits.  That's all I saw.
 
2013-03-05 10:00:23 AM
The russian version looks like she hasn't had any sleep for weeks...but sure
 
2013-03-05 10:08:26 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you, as a nation, that the United State of America  cannotand  must not fall behind the  Soviet Union Russia as regards the Babe Race.

Has this nation ever failed when we have collectively put forth our finest effort in the attainment of a common goal? No!

If we must, we will scour this great country of ours. We will find the finest babes and then post those finest babes in Fark thread 762142 and show the  Soviet Union Russia once and for all just who is the preeminent nation on the face of this earth!

WHO'S WITH ME???
 
2013-03-05 10:12:42 AM

SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg


I'm trying to figure out what's going on in that picture. I'm guessing trying to prove there are no implants.
 
2013-03-05 10:13:09 AM
SmackLT: "Sooo hot when they're young, but one day, you turn around to put the empty vodka bottle in the trash and BAM she's turned into a babushka"

Yeah, you can (and people do) say the same thing about greek women, italian women, persian women, jewish women, irish women, ukranian women, polish women -- it's like you're on to some crazy universal truth or something!

/ people get old
// most old people are, overwhelmingly, no longer attractive
/// thanks, mr romero!
 
2013-03-05 10:16:02 AM
In those pics in the article, Kate clearly has the superior make up artist
 
2013-03-05 10:17:07 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you, as a nation, that the United State of America  cannotand  must not fall behind the  Soviet Union Russia as regards the Babe Race.

Has this nation ever failed when we have collectively put forth our finest effort in the attainment of a common goal? No!

If we must, we will scour this great country of ours. We will find the finest babes and then post those finest babes in Fark thread 762142 and show the  Soviet Union Russia once and for all just who is the preeminent nation on the face of this earth!

WHO'S WITH ME???


Trust, but verify?

Mr. Gorbbachev  Putin, tear down that blonde?
 
2013-03-05 10:17:39 AM
s.pikabu.ru

Slight resemblance.
 
2013-03-05 10:18:55 AM
Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.
 
2013-03-05 10:21:40 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg

I'm trying to figure out what's going on in that picture. I'm guessing trying to prove there are no implants.


That was my best guess as well... Kinda freaky seeing all the veins.
 
2013-03-05 10:23:43 AM

lunchinlewis: js34603: She doesn't really look that much like her.

blonde with big tits.  That's all I saw.


You say that as if its a bad thing.....
 
2013-03-05 10:25:05 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [s.pikabu.ru image 682x418]

Slight resemblance.


You are a True American, Abe.
 
2013-03-05 10:25:44 AM
I would have said "international charms race" or something about nuclear charmament.

/charm the torpedoes!
 
2013-03-05 10:26:01 AM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-05 10:26:13 AM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


I lol'd.
 
2013-03-05 10:27:11 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [s.pikabu.ru image 682x418]

Slight resemblance.


Both are so naturally beautiful, it's impossible to say who is hotter!
 
2013-03-05 10:27:39 AM
Doesn't look like Upton.
Looks like my high school girl friend.
She's going to age better than Upton.
I can tell by the nose.
 
2013-03-05 10:27:56 AM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


You forget her thumb toes.
 
2013-03-05 10:33:10 AM

vudukungfu: Doesn't look like Upton.
Looks like my high school girl friend.
She's going to age better than Upton.
I can tell by the nose.


And the knees. Always check the knees.
 
2013-03-05 10:36:27 AM

vudukungfu: Doesn't look like Upton.
Looks like my high school girl friend.
She's going to age better than Upton.
I can tell by the nose.


Dude, why are you dating high school girls, aren't you in your fifties?

Oh wait, nevermind. I forgot that old saying, "The best thing about 18 year olds? They stay the same age as I get older."
 
2013-03-05 10:38:51 AM

Gabrielmot: Dude, why are you dating high school girls, aren't you in your fifties?


She's in her 50s now.
Still smoking hot.
 
2013-03-05 10:39:09 AM
Is this site like the Russian 4chan?
 
2013-03-05 10:44:08 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.


Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...
 
2013-03-05 10:47:57 AM
Mail order bride? Guess who's comin to murica
 
2013-03-05 10:48:50 AM
If How I Met Your Mother is to be believed, every person has at least one doppelgänger out there waiting to be bumped into.

Not to detract from this thread but my doppelganger used to like to chase convenience store clerks around the store. I used to think the clerks reaction to me was just a standard woman reaction to me. Back in the late 80's, he was caught outside a house with a portable phone hooked in to the neighbor's land line calling 976 numbers and with his pants down while looking at a bunch of magazines. No. that's actually how the cops caught him.

I know it sounds like me and had some events in my life had not occurred, it could have possibly been me.

Now back to hawt Russian woman thread.
 
2013-03-05 10:48:58 AM
How many rubles do I have to dish out?
 
2013-03-05 10:49:32 AM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


fark it, let me have her, then. Let me endure her ugliness so no one else has to.

/Also
//I noticed the Ruskie is a mail-order bride
///*Checks wallet*
 
2013-03-05 10:50:15 AM

SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg

♪♪ Turn on your boob lights.  Let 'em shine wherever you go.  Let 'em make a happy glow for all the world to see. ♪♪

 
2013-03-05 10:52:16 AM

Harry Freakstorm: If How I Met Your Mother is to be believed, every person has at least one doppelgänger out there waiting to be bumped into.

Not to detract from this thread but my doppelganger used to like to chase convenience store clerks around the store.


My doppelgängers are: a male model, a TV show host, and Jason Biggs, some say.
 
2013-03-05 10:52:42 AM

SmellsLikePoo: This is from the linked russian site's comment section...

possibly NSFW, but too damn weird not to share:

http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-03_1/13624122566985.jpg


haha.  Her high beams are on.  Thought that was just an expression.
 
2013-03-05 10:54:53 AM
What's the postage?  Off to find an ATM.
 
2013-03-05 10:54:59 AM

Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.


You, sir, are obviously a homo.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-05 10:55:19 AM
I went to high school in the 80's and when they tore down the wall and the Soviet Union collapsed I felt SO betrayed. Betrayed by Hollywood, betrayed by our government. I was raised to believe that Russian women looked like shotputters wearing babushkas then all these hot eastern block women started showing up. I learned a valuable lesson that day, and have not left my bunk since.
 
2013-03-05 10:56:47 AM

Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...


You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...
 
2013-03-05 11:07:57 AM
кто?
 
2013-03-05 11:12:19 AM
Wow. Those are a couple of remarkable similarities.
 
2013-03-05 11:19:16 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Lucidz: DjangoStonereaver: Thunderpipes: Kate Upton is fat and shapeless. Saggy. Only her face is nice. Should not be in a Sears catalog let alone SI cover. Can't even see abs. By the time she is 30 she will be nasty.

Yeah, she's hideous:

[imgace.com image 640x480]

She might as well be a shoggoth.

Whats most disturbing about that picture is that she has no nipples!!!

/hates photoshop
//who knows what she really even looks like...

You want nipples? I can photoshop you nipples, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
Hell, I can photoshop you nipples by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with piercings. These f*cking amateurs...


What's a piercing?.
 
2013-03-05 11:27:04 AM

DjangoStonereaver: lunchinlewis: js34603: She doesn't really look that much like her.

blonde with big tits.  That's all I saw.

You say that as if its a bad thing.....


Not at all.
 
2013-03-05 11:30:38 AM

PreMortem: How many rubles do I have to dish out?


Before she was noticed? I'm guessing the price was already high. Now? We decide... By ancient laws of combat.
 
2013-03-05 11:31:04 AM
Came here for Russian babes...off to GIS disappointed.
 
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