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(Guardian)   FBI releases dossier on Whitney Houston. She was being blackmailed.... DUN DUN DUN   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-03-05 08:25:35 AM
you were the wind beneath her wings
 
2013-03-05 08:25:42 AM
Don't you mean...'CRACKmailed', subby? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...
 
2013-03-05 08:28:01 AM
Wow, she really didn't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T., did she?
 
2013-03-05 08:28:32 AM

FBI releases dossier on Whitney Houston. She was being blackmailed...


Living with Bobby, she probably should have been chainmailed.
 
2013-03-05 08:30:06 AM
African-Americanmailed, please.
 
2013-03-05 08:31:48 AM
Leave Whitney alone!!!

/seriously, this woman had a pretty farked up life.
 
2013-03-05 08:32:40 AM
blackmailed

[thatsracist.jpg]
 
2013-03-05 08:33:37 AM

Buttknuckle: Leave Whitney alone!!!

/seriously, this woman had a pretty farked up life.


Yeah, all that money and adoration must have been horrible.

#whitepeopleproblems

/wait, what?
 
2013-03-05 08:33:39 AM
Considering Whitney's past the only thing I can think of is that she killed a guy or was smuggling babies in from Asia.
 
2013-03-05 08:36:35 AM
Great. You can be blackmailed, the FBI will know about it, and will do absolutely nothing about it.
 
2013-03-05 08:39:10 AM
And it wasn't the FBI behind it? Color me surprised.
 
2013-03-05 08:40:17 AM

earthworm2.0: Great. You can be blackmailed, the FBI will know about it, and will do absolutely nothing about it.


The problem is if you prosecute, whatever it was you were hiding comes out during the trial.  Damned no matter what you do.
 
2013-03-05 08:41:25 AM

earthworm2.0: Great. You can be blackmailed, the FBI will know about it, and will do absolutely nothing about it.


Gloria Allred has made of living of doing it to people and the FBI hasn't done anything to her.

On another note, years ago it was said that Bobby Brown owed some money to a big time NYC drug king and refused to pay, and made it a point to flaunt the fact that he owed the money and refused to pay. So the guy kidnapped Bobby Brown and threatened to kill him unless Whitney paid up.

I though that that was what was going to be in the article.
 
2013-03-05 08:44:16 AM

WhippingBoy: Wow, she really didn't get no R.E.S.P.E.C.T., did she?


That's Aretha Franklin!
 
2013-03-05 08:52:28 AM
I saw this movie like 20 years ago.
 
2013-03-05 08:53:53 AM
black maled?
 
2013-03-05 08:55:01 AM

WhippingBoy: Buttknuckle: Leave Whitney alone!!!

/seriously, this woman had a pretty farked up life.

Yeah, all that money and adoration must have been horrible.

#whitepeopleproblems

/wait, what?


No no, its ok. Once you hit a certain amount of green the colors tend to wash out.
 
2013-03-05 09:04:15 AM
I would have black maled her, and I'm a white guy.
 
2013-03-05 09:05:38 AM
She needed a bodyguard.
 
2013-03-05 09:09:08 AM
www.examiner.com

Huh?  Blackmailed for what? Crack rocks?
 
2013-03-05 09:11:14 AM
TFA points out the primary reasons I have no desire to be famous.


/love me some privacy/anonyminity
 
2013-03-05 10:04:20 AM
It looks like you can't ██████  about ███████ with out someone saying ███████ about ███████, & that's why I ███████ censorship.
 
2013-03-05 10:33:58 AM
Interesting that they had that much info on Whitney Houston and nobody even seems the least bit surprised.

Remember when they released their files on John Lennon? Everyone was like WTF? The FBI has files on John Lennon? Is he supposed to be a threat?

I'd love to see my FBI file. I'm sure there is one. I'm not a threat to anyone. Probably everyone reading this has an FBI file and if you don't you should probably feel bad that you're so insignificant that even the FBI doesn't care about you.

Either that, or you should feel edgy for not having one.

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone in the US doesn't have a file along with a threat assessment score. On a scale of 1-100, they've probably got me pegged at about a 4.78. Martha Stewart is probably a 20.27. The person who submitted this thread? Mmmmmm....I dunno, but subby sounds dangerous. He's probably at least a 25.
 
2013-03-05 11:21:25 AM
The U.S Navy has a command ship named after something Bobby Brown used to do.

The USS Mount Whitney.

//got nothin'
 
2013-03-05 11:38:13 AM
Lesbian affair.
 
2013-03-05 12:03:03 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Huh?  Blackmailed for what? Crack rocks?


Hey now, there's no need to be posting autopsy photos in here. That's just wrong. This isn't somethingawful you know.
 
2013-03-05 12:42:55 PM
So "The Bodyguard" was more of a documentary then...
 
2013-03-05 01:38:08 PM

earthworm2.0: Great. You can be blackmailed, the FBI will know about it, and will do absolutely nothing about it.


You have to cooperate with the investigation and agree to press charges.  A lot of people might decide that it's in their best interests to go along with it.
 
2013-03-05 02:23:39 PM
If only there was someone she could have hired to protect her from the blackmailers.
 
2013-03-05 02:58:36 PM

Happy Hours: Interesting that they had that much info on Whitney Houston and nobody even seems the least bit surprised.

Remember when they released their files on John Lennon? Everyone was like WTF? The FBI has files on John Lennon? Is he supposed to be a threat?

I'd love to see my FBI file. I'm sure there is one. I'm not a threat to anyone. Probably everyone reading this has an FBI file and if you don't you should probably feel bad that you're so insignificant that even the FBI doesn't care about you.

Either that, or you should feel edgy for not having one.

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone in the US doesn't have a file along with a threat assessment score. On a scale of 1-100, they've probably got me pegged at about a 4.78. Martha Stewart is probably a 20.27. The person who submitted this thread? Mmmmmm....I dunno, but subby sounds dangerous. He's probably at least a 25.


Well, people are now used to watching shows like 24 where in just a few taps on the keyboard, they can check your email correspondences and cross-reference everyone who was in the area by checking mobile phone signals.
Just preparing you mentally.

That and how useful torture is to get information if you don't have time and lives are at stake.

/I get +20 points extra as a moo-slim
 
2013-03-05 04:12:59 PM
I would suspect that most successful entertainers have at least one person at any one time attempting to blackmail them for some perceived slight.
 
2013-03-05 04:13:07 PM

Resident Muslim: /I get +20 points extra as a moo-slim


Don't underestimate yourself. Being Muslim must be at least a +30. Add another 50 if you're Muslim and your name is Mohammed.

I used to work with a Muslim who had the last name "Mohammed". He was from India and had trouble with Indian authorities as well as the TSA. While working out his paperwork to travel and work in the US, the Indians accused him of being ISI (Pakistani intelligence).

When he got to the US he told me about getting on a plane in Arkansas. They looked at his name (and no doubt the darkness of his skin) and pulled him aside for special screening telling him "You're special". His response? "I know, I'm always special".

He has a good attitude about it, and he's the last person I would think to suspect of being a terrorist. I know very white Christians who I would be more worried about. For a while, we had a very interesting team. There was the Muslim I just mentioned, me (an agnostic) and a very conservative Christian but we all got along well even when discussing religion.
 
2013-03-06 12:56:28 AM

gopher321: Don't you mean...'CRACKmailed', subby? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

 
2013-03-06 12:57:38 AM

gopher321: Don't you mean...'CRACKmailed', subby? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

Did somebody say crack?


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2013-03-06 01:13:19 AM
I go to school with a lot of "Muslims" which to most people that means any one that's Indian, wearing a turban, from anywhere in the middle east, anyone with dark skin that wasn't Hispanic or black, etc.  So yeah, leaving school for breaks it was pretty clear who was targeted.  Most of them expect it and just make a joke of it.  And yes, believe it or not, most got along with Christians, Jews, etc.  Just like most people. It's borderline insulting when people act shocked and make jokes when they see they're cool with people of other religions.  If anything though they were discriminating with each other, like people from India not liking Pakistani's, stuff like that but more in a joking fashion.  Got old when some of the more fundamentalist Muslims gave my boyfriend and I dirty looks for being together (I'm white) but I've gotten that from Catholics too where I'm from (ex was Catholic, I am not).  Still very much in the minority.  There were always some that only hung out with each other but again, no different than any other group.  Interestingly enough when we traveled together there was never a problem, apparently traveling with a white person means your safe.  And mind you, know one hates terrorists more than Muslims.  They permanently changed their everyday lives with 9/11, and also because they are breaking the rules of their religion made even worse because they're falsely representing it while doing so (the whole killing people thing isn't exactly kosher in their religion).  Assholes are assholes and religious nuts always fall into that category.  For the most part though, they're usually in the minority.  Not all Catholics are child molesters.  Same deal.
 
2013-03-06 08:06:26 AM

redhook: gopher321: Don't you mean...'CRACKmailed', subby? Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

Did somebody say crack?

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2013-03-08 01:06:26 AM

CWeinerWV: I go to school with a lot of "Muslims" which to most people that means any one that's Indian, wearing a turban, from anywhere in the middle east, anyone with dark skin that wasn't Hispanic or black, etc.  So yeah, leaving school for breaks it was pretty clear who was targeted.  Most of them expect it and just make a joke of it.  And yes, believe it or not, most got along with Christians, Jews, etc.  Just like most people. It's borderline insulting when people act shocked and make jokes when they see they're cool with people of other religions.  If anything though they were discriminating with each other, like people from India not liking Pakistani's, stuff like that but more in a joking fashion.  Got old when some of the more fundamentalist Muslims gave my boyfriend and I dirty looks for being together (I'm white) but I've gotten that from Catholics too where I'm from (ex was Catholic, I am not).  Still very much in the minority.  There were always some that only hung out with each other but again, no different than any other group.  Interestingly enough when we traveled together there was never a problem, apparently traveling with a white person means your safe.  And mind you, know one hates terrorists more than Muslims.  They permanently changed their everyday lives with 9/11, and also because they are breaking the rules of their religion made even worse because they're falsely representing it while doing so (the whole killing people thing isn't exactly kosher in their religion).  Assholes are assholes and religious nuts always fall into that category.  For the most part though, they're usually in the minority.  Not all Catholics are child molesters.  Same deal.


Open your eyes and read the Quran sometime, not only is killing non-Muslims just fine with Islam, it is encouraged. Here is a list of 109 verses that instruct Muslims to kill infidels.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm
 
2013-03-08 12:44:28 PM

redhook: CWeinerWV: I go to school with a lot of "Muslims" which to most people that means any one that's Indian, wearing a turban, from anywhere in the middle east, anyone with dark skin that wasn't Hispanic or black, etc.  So yeah, leaving school for breaks it was pretty clear who was targeted.  Most of them expect it and just make a joke of it.  And yes, believe it or not, most got along with Christians, Jews, etc.  Just like most people. It's borderline insulting when people act shocked and make jokes when they see they're cool with people of other religions.  If anything though they were discriminating with each other, like people from India not liking Pakistani's, stuff like that but more in a joking fashion.  Got old when some of the more fundamentalist Muslims gave my boyfriend and I dirty looks for being together (I'm white) but I've gotten that from Catholics too where I'm from (ex was Catholic, I am not).  Still very much in the minority.  There were always some that only hung out with each other but again, no different than any other group.  Interestingly enough when we traveled together there was never a problem, apparently traveling with a white person means your safe.  And mind you, know one hates terrorists more than Muslims.  They permanently changed their everyday lives with 9/11, and also because they are breaking the rules of their religion made even worse because they're falsely representing it while doing so (the whole killing people thing isn't exactly kosher in their religion).  Assholes are assholes and religious nuts always fall into that category.  For the most part though, they're usually in the minority.  Not all Catholics are child molesters.  Same deal.

Open your eyes and read the Quran sometime, not only is killing non-Muslims just fine with Islam, it is encouraged. Here is a list of 109 verses that instruct Muslims to kill infidels.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/quran/023-violence.htm


Take a look at the bible while your at it
 
2013-03-08 12:45:53 PM
And "open your eyes" to my ignore list.  Go check out a Larry the Cable Guy show in the meantime.
 
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