Arkanaut: Perfect for the relative celebrating a birthday in prison.
engrishmajor: I'm sure as soon as he saw that knife, little cash register sounds rang out in his head when he thought about his impending lawsuit. After all, someone has to pay. His child's birthday was ruined. The kid will probably have nightmares and be emotionally damaged for life./I'm conflicted.//I hate Walmart so very much, but I might hate our frivolously litigious society more
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