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(Dlisted)   Britney Spears' little sister Jamie, whose father is also named Jamie, just got engaged to a dude named Jamie   (dlisted.com) divider line 63
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2013-03-05 08:16:05 AM  
*cough*rednecks*cough*
 
2013-03-05 09:40:48 AM  
The Jamie Bunch, the Jamie Bunch. That's the way they became the Jamie Bunch.
 
2013-03-05 09:41:01 AM  
That is the weirdest case of "daddy issues" I've ever heard of that isn't outright incest.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:02 AM  
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2013-03-05 09:43:16 AM  
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the gir
 
2013-03-05 09:45:19 AM  
I can't wait until their twins, Jamie and Jamie, are born.
 
2013-03-05 09:45:30 AM  
Future news:

The body of James Spears, father of the famous singer/entertainer Britney Spears was found this morning in his garage. It seems that the unfortunate man had taken his own life.

6 hours earlier heard from Jamies room:

"Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
"fark me Jamie, fark me!!!"
 
2013-03-05 09:47:34 AM  
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Approves.
 
2013-03-05 09:47:43 AM  
I remember when she had her own show on Nick (Zoey 101) and was being touted as the next big thing.

Then she got knocked up at 16.

Buh-byeeeee.
 
2013-03-05 09:55:07 AM  
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2013-03-05 09:56:02 AM  
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Ftfm
 
2013-03-05 10:01:58 AM  
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Them.
 
2013-03-05 10:02:54 AM  

jonr: Future news:

The body of James Spears, father of the famous singer/entertainer Britney Spears was found this morning in his garage. It seems that the unfortunate man had taken his own life.

6 hours earlier heard from Jamies room:

"Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
"fark me Jamie, fark me!!!"


It wouldn't be that shocking. After all, he heard it a few years earlier when he was knocking her up.
 
2013-03-05 10:03:02 AM  

whyaduck: I remember when she had her own show on Nick (Zoey 101) and was being touted as the next big thing.

Then she got knocked up at 16.

Buh-byeeeee.


To be fair, you don't want to die an old maid in Louisiana.
 
2013-03-05 10:04:32 AM  

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Them.


Stupid file.
 
2013-03-05 10:06:31 AM  
...my favorite MILF.
 
2013-03-05 10:08:52 AM  
There's a Lannister joke in there somewhere.
 
2013-03-05 10:11:51 AM  

docilej: ...my favorite MILF.


That's a Plus One right there my friend.
 
2013-03-05 10:15:59 AM  
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/Oblig
 
2013-03-05 10:20:16 AM  
Dude looks like Doug Stanhope.
 
2013-03-05 10:29:54 AM  
so... her kids almost 5..
 
2013-03-05 10:30:49 AM  
I could never be with a man who had the same name as my father.  That would be downright farking creepy.
 
2013-03-05 10:40:15 AM  
It's summertime, summertime sum-sum-summertime
summertime, summertime sum-sum-summertime
summertime, summertime sum-sum-summertime
summerti-i-i-i-ime.
It's Summertime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeNAgBFmJpM
 
2013-03-05 10:47:00 AM  
This is from years and years of quality in breeding.
 
2013-03-05 10:48:00 AM  
Gave up going by Jamie when I hit puberty.... can't stand that name for a male adult
 
2013-03-05 10:51:57 AM  
That whore.
 
2013-03-05 10:54:58 AM  

whyaduck: Then she got knocked up at 16.

Buh-byeeeee.

That is why you never got near an underaged actress back in the nineteen thirties and forties.
It was a real loss of money if their career was ended prematurely.
In old blue eyes day, Kevin Federline and Casey Aldridge would have been found floating in the river instead.
 
2013-03-05 10:55:52 AM  
When I first saw this headline I thought it was the dad who got engaged to a guy named Jamie
 
2013-03-05 11:03:40 AM  

firstinitiallastname: When I first saw this headline I thought it was the dad who got engaged to a guy named Jamie


Same here.

:confused:
 
2013-03-05 11:15:42 AM  
I used to date a chick that had the same name as me. I got to scream my own name during sex
 
2013-03-05 11:25:36 AM  
For some reason I have Lee Majors in my head singing to his newly bionic girlfriend.
 
2013-03-05 11:36:24 AM  

mutterfark: For some reason I have Lee Majors in my head singing to his newly bionic girlfriend.


I sorta remember that.. she dies at the end of the episode, but somehow came right back with her own TV show.
 
2013-03-05 11:59:04 AM  
I used to date a girl that eventually married a guy who's last name was the same as her first name.
 
2013-03-05 12:21:20 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I could never be with a man who had the same name as my father.  That would be downright farking creepy.


Went to school with a girl who's best friend was her brother. He died in a car crash. Few years later she married a guy with the same name as her dead brother. Marriage didn't last long.
 
2013-03-05 12:29:57 PM  

Arkanaut: That is the weirdest case of "daddy issues" I've ever heard of that isn't outright incest.


"Am I in the right thread?"
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"Incest with Jamie? Cool. I'm in the right thread."
 
2013-03-05 12:41:33 PM  
Wait, is she the pregnant one or the crazy one?
 
2013-03-05 01:32:21 PM  

theurge14: Wait, is she the pregnant one or the crazy one?


Neither and both. Well, used to be anyways.
 
2013-03-05 01:38:20 PM  
The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective
 
2013-03-05 01:47:44 PM  
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Man, I know you didn't just call me Jamie!
 
2013-03-05 01:56:38 PM  
Sometimes you can't avoid it. It's not like you can pick who you fall in love with. I happened to fall for someone whose name is very similar to my sister's (same name, spelled differently), and I guarandamntee you I don't think of my sister the same way as I think of my true love (just the thought of it makes me ill).

So what do you do in this case? Well, I won't call my girl by the same version of the name that I use for my sister. Luckily, it's a name that can be shortened, so my sis gets the short version as she always has, and the woman I love gets the full version of her name (or a private nickname).

So here we probably have no problem. She calls her father "Daddy", she calls herself "Jamie", and she probably calls her man "F♥ckbunny."
 
2013-03-05 01:59:32 PM  

acad1228: The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective



The same way people think it's "butt-naked" and not "buck naked", or they call the popular store "Walmark" instead of "Walmart", or how they say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less."

Or, worst of all, how they use "literally" in place of "really", as in "I was literally shiatting bricks!" when they were not, in fact, dropping masonry from their rectum.
 
2013-03-05 02:01:59 PM  

acad1228: The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective


"Got-damn" is still ok, right?
 
2013-03-05 02:12:20 PM  
ZeroCorpse: acad1228: The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective


The same way people think it's "butt-naked" and not "buck naked", or they call the popular store "Walmark" instead of "Walmart", or how they say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less."

Or, worst of all, how they use "literally" in place of "really", as in "I was literally shiatting bricks!" when they were not, in fact, dropping masonry from their rectum.



It's actually "buck nekkid". It can also be "butt nekkid", depending on a set of very specific circumstances.
 
2013-03-05 02:14:55 PM  

ZeroCorpse: acad1228: The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective


The same way people think it's "butt-naked" and not "buck naked", or they call the popular store "Walmark" instead of "Walmart", or how they say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less."

Or, worst of all, how they use "literally" in place of "really", as in "I was literally shiatting bricks!" when they were not, in fact, dropping masonry from their rectum.


Also, you left out my favorite..."Wallah!"
I'm assuming how that might be spelled by people who don't understand that it's voilà.
 
2013-03-05 02:39:07 PM  

rogue_L_chick: Also, you left out my favorite..."Wallah!"
I'm assuming how that might be spelled by people who don't understand that it's voilà.


I usually see "wallah" used deliberately tongue-in-cheek. The people who try and fail write "viola."
 
2013-03-05 02:44:54 PM  

ChimbleySweep: rogue_L_chick: Also, you left out my favorite..."Wallah!"
I'm assuming how that might be spelled by people who don't understand that it's voilà.

I usually see "wallah" used deliberately tongue-in-cheek. The people who try and fail write "viola."


Written, yeah...but I hear it waaaay too often in random conversations.
 
2013-03-05 02:47:58 PM  

rogue_L_chick: ZeroCorpse: acad1228: The Spears Family Is Getting Another Damn Damned Jamie.

FTFT.

/Pet Peeve
//How do people not get this???
///Damn is a verb
////Damned is an adjective


The same way people think it's "butt-naked" and not "buck naked", or they call the popular store "Walmark" instead of "Walmart", or how they say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less."

Or, worst of all, how they use "literally" in place of "really", as in "I was literally shiatting bricks!" when they were not, in fact, dropping masonry from their rectum.

Also, you left out my favorite..."Wallah!"
I'm assuming how that might be spelled by people who don't understand that it's voilà.


I think we could add "Woah" to this list when it should, in fact, be "Whoa," as in "Whoa, I really shiat a brick when I found out how to correctly spell Voila while I was buck naked and perusing the aisles of the local Wal-Mart."
 
2013-03-05 03:08:12 PM  
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Also approves
 
2013-03-05 03:13:16 PM  
Irregardless
 
2013-03-05 03:26:25 PM  
I reckon the urban dictionary has that guy's picture above the phrase "SLACK-JAWED YOKEL".
 
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