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(Automoblog)   Introducing the super rare, super fast Lamborghini Veneno. In other news, Lamborghini selected to build next Batmobile   (automoblog.net) divider line 43
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2013-03-05 02:09:25 AM
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I.. want.. this.. car..
 
2013-03-05 04:28:11 AM
I think it IS a Batmobile already..
 
2013-03-05 04:51:21 AM
It better shoot flames out the back.
 
2013-03-05 08:16:30 AM
Anyone else think the back of that looks like a Cylon toaster?
 
2013-03-05 08:40:49 AM
Passes anything but a gas station.
 
2013-03-05 08:41:45 AM
....do you want to ride with Batman?
 
2013-03-05 08:44:12 AM
FTFA: "Lamborghini has figured no matter way to commemorate the occasion with a special supercar."

What is this I don't even
 
2013-03-05 08:44:17 AM
But then everyone will know how small you penis is subby
 
2013-03-05 08:46:10 AM
I like the silver one better... but the black one is very very pretty.

/I still don't think it counts as a production car, with only 5 being made.
 
2013-03-05 08:46:36 AM
Much cuter:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-05 08:46:37 AM

strangeluck: I.. want.. this.. car..


So.....much......this!


/my peener would DOUBLE in size!!
//to TWO inches!!!
 
2013-03-05 08:46:47 AM

Slaxl: It better shoot flames out the back.


www.slowcarfast.com
 
2013-03-05 08:47:19 AM

strangeluck: I.. want.. this.. car..


Why? It's hideous. My 12 year old could design a better looking car than this.

/Can't wait for Clarkson to tear it to shreds.
 
2013-03-05 08:53:09 AM
One of my Greens just got recycled. Run with it Subby.
 
2013-03-05 09:01:00 AM
Wotta piece of shiat.

I really do NOT understand the fascination with Lambos. Remember the early-mid 1960s VW microbus? The ones that somehow magically immolated themselves with alarming regularity?

Lambos are like that. You can spend a million on a turd, and its still just a turd. I appreciate the design concepts, but for actual usability in an exotic car you get one of these:

images.forum-auto.com

Tame as a kitten when you need it to be, it'll go from L.A. to San Francisco in 3 1/2 hours, and it won't need a new $20,000 clutch every month.

And they don't catch fire just sitting at a stoplight.
 
2013-03-05 09:04:34 AM
Has a Lambo ever won a formula 1 race or are they just pretty junk for people with more money than knowledge?
 
2013-03-05 09:10:10 AM
Yeah, but the GPS keeps saying "By Your Command" after everthing....
 
2013-03-05 09:21:05 AM
2 seats ,   blaaa dont want
 
2013-03-05 09:23:40 AM

Deathfrogg: Wotta piece of shiat.

I really do NOT understand the fascination with Lambos. Remember the early-mid 1960s VW microbus? The ones that somehow magically immolated themselves with alarming regularity?

Lambos are like that. You can spend a million on a turd, and its still just a turd. I appreciate the design concepts, but for actual usability in an exotic car you get one of these:

[images.forum-auto.com image 355x200]

Tame as a kitten when you need it to be, it'll go from L.A. to San Francisco in 3 1/2 hours, and it won't need a new $20,000 clutch every month.

And they don't catch fire just sitting at a stoplight.


These cars aren't about being useful, or reliable, they're about exciting the child within, and arousing the passion for recklessness and fun that we all dream of being rich enough to do. If I could afford this Lambo I would already have a Koenigsegg, no doubt about it, but it's not a team game where you gotta disparage the competition. They're all amazing bits of engineering. Some are more practical, some are ludicrous, all are wonderful.
 
2013-03-05 09:27:26 AM

IsNoGood: 2 seats ,   blaaa dont want


Totally, man. Where do they expect me to put my boxes of microwave mac n' cheese?

/ Too few cupholders.
// Cup holder does not fit 64 oz. Big Gulp.
 
2013-03-05 09:28:32 AM

H31N0US: Has a Lambo ever won a formula 1 race or are they just pretty junk for people with more money than knowledge?


yadadrop.com
I have more money than knowledge..
 
2013-03-05 09:29:41 AM

Deathfrogg: Wotta piece of shiat.

I really do NOT understand the fascination with Lambos. Remember the early-mid 1960s VW microbus? The ones that somehow magically immolated themselves with alarming regularity?

Lambos are like that. You can spend a million on a turd, and its still just a turd. I appreciate the design concepts, but for actual usability in an exotic car you get one of these:

[images.forum-auto.com image 355x200]

Tame as a kitten when you need it to be, it'll go from L.A. to San Francisco in 3 1/2 hours, and it won't need a new $20,000 clutch every month.

And they don't catch fire just sitting at a stoplight.


So a Koenigsegg is now a reliable, affordable vehicle? Right......

No way I'd ever pay over $50k for any car, but Lambos are damned sexy. They have got to run out of names of bad-assed bulls pretty soon, though, right? Poison is a pretty good name for a bull/car.
 
2013-03-05 09:35:18 AM
Fortunately, it is a relief to automotive fans that numerous automakers regard their anniversaries with deeper consideration than most married men bid to their own partnership.
Spare me.  It's a MARKETING PLOY NOT A MARRIAGE YOU HORSES ASS.

Celebrating its 50th year of building desirable high-performance sports cars, Lamborghini has figured no matter way to commemorate the occasion . . .
Sometimes spell check just doesn't do the job and you have to in fact READ what you WROTE.

An Italian sports car company,
I thought there were conventions about STATING THE OBVIOUS

If you can't write better than a twelve year old boy then I recommend you let the man with the camera do all the work and you run your carefully written captions by an editor YOU hire to help you keep your job.

If those of us with jobs worked the way the author writes we'd be looking for a new job.  Not usually a crank about this kind of stuff but it's really starting to get on my nerves.
 
2013-03-05 09:40:30 AM
majestic:

So a Koenigsegg is now a reliable, affordable vehicle? Right......

No way I'd ever pay over $50k for any car, but Lambos are damned sexy. They have got to run out of names of bad-assed bulls pretty soon, though, right? Poison is a pretty good name for a bull/car.


Did I say affordable? I've worked on (and driven) Porches, Lambos, Ferraris and once had the privilege of riding in a Koenigsegg and looking under the hood with a customer.  My boss at the time hated Italian cars with a passion. they were all Fiats as far as he was concerned.

But he was German.

The customer with the 'zegg was looking for a place to have his maintenance done, which means the Koenigsegg people send a mechanic out from Los Angeles and rent a bay in the shop.
 
2013-03-05 09:45:01 AM

Deathfrogg: majestic:

So a Koenigsegg is now a reliable, affordable vehicle? Right......

No way I'd ever pay over $50k for any car, but Lambos are damned sexy. They have got to run out of names of bad-assed bulls pretty soon, though, right? Poison is a pretty good name for a bull/car.

Did I say affordable? I've worked on (and driven) Porches, Lambos, Ferraris and once had the privilege of riding in a Koenigsegg and looking under the hood with a customer.  My boss at the time hated Italian cars with a passion. they were all Fiats as far as he was concerned.

But he was German.

The customer with the 'zegg was looking for a place to have his maintenance done, which means the Koenigsegg people send a mechanic out from Los Angeles and rent a bay in the shop.


Was your boss a certain Mr. Ford?
 
2013-03-05 09:48:54 AM

sno man: Anyone else think the back of that looks like a Cylon toaster?


Does it even have a rear bumper?  I thought a car wasn't street legal without one?

/shrug
 
2013-03-05 09:48:56 AM
That thing would look pretty good towing my jet skis to the lake.
 
2013-03-05 09:49:21 AM
Slaxl:

Was your boss a certain Mr. Ford?

No.
 
2013-03-05 09:55:56 AM
Too breakable, not badass enough.


Even if I won large stacks of Powerball Lotto bucks, and could easily afford to drop $3.9 million every month, I still could not buy a car that expensive. Even if I didn't wreck it, there are far too many dumbasses on every road.
 
2013-03-05 10:21:12 AM

Savage Belief: strangeluck: I.. want.. this.. car..

Why? It's hideous. My 12 year old could design a better looking car than this.

/Can't wait for Clarkson to tear it to shreds.


I wouldn't drive it.  It has sharp knees.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:56 AM
Damn that thing is ugly.
 
2013-03-05 10:58:44 AM
I came.
 
2013-03-05 11:20:35 AM
I'd take today's new Ferrari over this (despite its horrible name). Or even the F12berlinetta.

LaFerrari

F12berlinetta
 
2013-03-05 11:41:15 AM
There has to be someone somewhere taking bets on the first time one of them will be destroyed by some idiot who tried to drive it in a way beyond his/her level of experience.
 
2013-03-05 11:45:09 AM
Really? No one remembers this?
 
2013-03-05 01:39:24 PM
Super fast, eh.  Let me know what time it gets with this guy at the wheel before I'll even consider it:
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-05 01:58:07 PM
majestic:

So a Koenigsegg is now a reliable, affordable vehicle? Right......

With the Top Gear wing it is.  And I believe it's spelled Koeniseggiseggggnignigsegigisegggg.
 
2013-03-05 02:16:37 PM

Oldiron_79: But then everyone will know how small you penis is subby


You sound like you drive a pathetic car, and is angry about it.
 
2013-03-05 03:04:30 PM
Twice the price of a Bugatti and still can't beat it in performance.
 
2013-03-05 03:06:36 PM
2/10.
Would NOT ride.
 
2013-03-05 03:33:17 PM

Oldiron_79: But then everyone will know how small you penis is subby


I figured Veneno actually means "vagina-like penis."

That said, my Veneno is so big I would like to have a Veneno to park in my Veneno.

/Veneno.
 
2013-03-05 06:23:50 PM

FlyPanAm: Slaxl: It better shoot flames out the back.

[www.slowcarfast.com image 850x478]


That was one of the coolest episodes of Top Gear ever.  The sound of those cars, especially the Lambo, ripping around the track gave me goosebumps.  That thing wails like a demon.


NightSteel: I'd take today's new Ferrari over this (despite its horrible name).

LaFerrari


I do like the Lambo, I've always sorta liked their over-the-top styling even though it isn't usually my thing.  I think they make it work (the Aventador I thought was particularly beautiful).  That Ferrari is really sweet though.  It looks like the result of a passionate one-night-stand between an Enzo and a 458 Italia.
 
2013-03-06 03:20:17 PM
How does it handle in the snow?  :-)
 
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