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(The Blaze)   This story has it all: ice sculptures, creepy Amerisrael logos, cardboard Presidents and Palestinian warnings over the "Muslim sovereignty" of the Temple Mount. It even ends with a US Ambassador insulting Iraq, Lebanon, Egypt and Turkey   (theblaze.com) divider line 43
    More: Obvious, Temple Mount, Turkey, Palestinians, Muslims, United States, Israelis, warning sign, Israel Radio  
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2013-03-05 08:33:40 AM  
A Blaze Link? Insta-green?

This can only spell trouble.
 
2013-03-05 08:34:30 AM  
The comments section has a fine selection of derp.
 
2013-03-05 08:38:47 AM  
thoughtcatalogcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-05 08:43:48 AM  

IronOcelot: The comments section has a fine selection of derp.


The article was actually fairly well-written and informative for Blaze, then the comments section just jumps to Obama being a former Muslim and the death penalty for apostasy. The Secret Service must be getting a kick.
 
2013-03-05 08:44:08 AM  
OK, can we please ban any headlines from starting with any variation of "This one has it all".  I keep mentally reading them in the voice of Stefan from SNL...
 
2013-03-05 08:45:18 AM  
The Blaze?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-05 08:52:25 AM  
The Blaze?  Does someone need clicks so they went off their meds again?
 
2013-03-05 08:57:10 AM  
I know, I'll get my news from a Shock Jock who found a more lucrative radio outlet in the 2000 elections.  Its like getting your news from a nutty Bircher, but from a guy who used to do lines of his delorean's dashboard.
 
2013-03-05 09:06:21 AM  
I don't care if "having it all" means supermodel porn. I'm not clicking a Beck link, either.
 
2013-03-05 09:17:29 AM  
i.imgur.com

Dude, that's some serious funny. Blaze or not--that's awesome.
 
2013-03-05 09:25:26 AM  
This story also has The Blaze logo on it, so largely it amounts to nothing.
 
2013-03-05 09:26:47 AM  
Glenn Beck is a  weird dude, the gold conspiracy nutter people/libertarian wackadoodles usually also think jews control the media and the banks to the detriment of us all so it's a weird combo of beliefs he's cobbled together.
 
2013-03-05 09:27:45 AM  

people: Its like getting your news from a nutty Bircher, but from a guy who used to do lines of his delorean's dashboard.


I'd actually rather get my news from the guy who snorted coke off the dash of his DeLorean than any of the conservative media outlets out there; at least the coke guy (who'd likely have been a dentist) would have interesting stories to tell.
 
2013-03-05 09:33:38 AM  
collider.com
 
2013-03-05 09:42:46 AM  

Headso: Glenn Beck is a  weird dude, the gold conspiracy nutter people/libertarian wackadoodles usually also think jews control the media and the banks to the detriment of us all so it's a weird combo of beliefs he's cobbled together.


He tells his audience what the focus groups say they want to hear.
 
2013-03-05 09:44:12 AM  
Can we all start a thing where we post "Thanks, Drew!" whenever a trolly link goes green?


"Thanks, Drew!"
 
2013-03-05 09:52:32 AM  
A Blaze link?  No click for you, beeeeeeeeeeee-YOTCH!
 
2013-03-05 09:53:09 AM  

neversubmit: Can we all start a thing where we post "Thanks, Drew!" whenever a trolly link goes green?


"Thanks, Drew!"



No. If the whole "Shut up, fill in asshole's name, you Cock!" didn't pan out, this one certainly won't. Try more sarcasm or bitterness.
 
2013-03-05 09:57:34 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: people: Its like getting your news from a nutty Bircher, but from a guy who used to do lines of his delorean's dashboard.

I'd actually rather get my news from the guy who snorted coke off the dash of his DeLorean than any of the conservative media outlets out there; at least the coke guy (who'd likely have been a dentist) would have interesting stories to tell.


Maybe if he was the guy who "I used to do drugs.  Still does drugs, but used to, too" guy.

Instead, you get the "used to do coke," but is now a Mormon, giving you recycled extremist bircher conspiracies from the Cold War.
 
2013-03-05 10:02:08 AM  
The Blaze?

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-05 10:19:12 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: IronOcelot: The comments section has a fine selection of derp.

The article was actually fairly well-written and informative for Blaze, then the comments section just jumps to Obama being a former Muslim and the death penalty for apostasy. The Secret Service must be getting a kick.


"KickinBack
Posted on February 27, 2013 at 10:22am
I'm sorry, but the left-wing "speech for peace" pic of Obama and the masses looks a little uncomfortably like a Nazis rally..."

"redfish52
Posted on February 27, 2013 at 8:47am
There are two reasons why we have such a strong military presence in the Middle East. 1- Oil...no doubt about it. 2- Some day Israel will fall to Muslim extremest and we will loose our Christian foothold in the region. Right or wrong we as Christian's have been fighting a Holy War for hundreds of years and will continue for hundreds to come. Remember, the Muslim's overtook Christian Forces and took over Jerusalem to which eventually the Christian's took it back...it will happen again. We have to have a foothold n the Middle East or it will turn into a Muslim Extremist Paradise and massive bloodshed to cleanse the region of what they believe are non-believers."

Wow. Just wow.


*Kicks self for clicking on that shiat*
 
2013-03-05 10:21:15 AM  

StopLurkListen: The Blaze?

[i.imgur.com image 303x455]
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mlkshk.com
 
2013-03-05 10:21:50 AM  
the process begins by Israel letting Obama know exactly which spot on their ass to kiss.
 
2013-03-05 10:23:53 AM  
The Blaze?  I don't think so.

Beck is simply limbaugh 2.0
 
2013-03-05 10:34:10 AM  

cc_rider: Some day Israel will fall to Muslim extremest and we will loose our Christian foothold in the region.



Just. Wow.
 
2013-03-05 10:40:39 AM  
NOPE
 
2013-03-05 10:46:24 AM  

tricycleracer: [collider.com image 339x344]


Cam for the SNL Stephan.  leave satisfied.

This comment thread has it all - cats, Obama NOPE spoofs, GROWLs (That thing where an owl is grumpy), and Homer Simpson melting back into the bushes while listening to bagpipes, and a guy who just stands in the corner shouting "KEVIN!"
 
2013-03-05 10:47:43 AM  
FTFA: "The United States has a special bond with Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East,"

Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?
 
2013-03-05 11:26:03 AM  
Drew and the mods....trolling for page views.

Not clicking and  no ad revenue for you cretins....Suck my adblock/flashblock.
 
m00
2013-03-05 11:58:19 AM  
Palestinian political and religious leaders over the weekend publicly warned Obama against visiting the Al-Aqsa mosque compound in Jerusalem, because it might compromise its "Muslim sovereignty." That site - known as the Temple Mount - marked the location of the ancient First and Second Temples and is for Jews the holiest site in their religion. Muslims also believe the site is holy, and it houses both the Al-Aqsa mosque and the Dome of the Rock.

I've always thought this was bullshiat. 1st Temple of Jerusalem was built in 957 B.C., about 1500 years before the birth of Mohammed. Muslims were like "first and second temples eh?" and build a mosque on top of it in 700 AD. NOW they are like to jews: "how DARE you want access to the holiest site in your religion. don't you know there's a mosque there?"
 
2013-03-05 12:17:58 PM  

OceanVortex: tricycleracer: [collider.com image 339x344]

Cam for the SNL Stephan.  leave satisfied.

This comment thread has it all - cats, Obama NOPE spoofs, GROWLs (That thing where an owl is grumpy), and Homer Simpson melting back into the bushes while listening to bagpipes, and a guy who just stands in the corner shouting "KEVIN!"


Don't forget the Smallahu Akbars.  It's that thing, where a Palestinian midget calls you infidel and punches you in the crotch until you ask him to stop. Or beg him to continue.
 
2013-03-05 12:40:39 PM  

russlar: FTFA: "The United States has a special bond with Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East,"

Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?


Because the states now holding elections are undemocratic when they vote for the wrong guy
 
2013-03-05 02:02:49 PM  

pootsie: russlar: FTFA: "The United States has a special bond with Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East,"

Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?

Because the states now holding elections are undemocratic when they vote for the wrong guy


Tom Lehrer said it best ... http://youtu.be/KrhXwf5cYwQ
 
2013-03-05 02:17:55 PM  
cc_rider:
"redfish52
Posted on February 27, 2013 at 8:47am
There are two reasons why we have such a strong military presence in the Middle East. 1- Oil...no doubt about it. 2- Some day Israel will fall to Muslim extremest and we will loose our Christian foothold in the region. Right or wrong we as Christian's have been fighting a Holy War for hundreds of years and will continue for hundreds to come. Remember, the Muslim's overtook Christian Forces and took over Jerusalem to which eventually the Christian's took it back...it will happen again. We have to have a foothold n the Middle East or it will turn into a Muslim Extremist Paradise and massive bloodshed to cleanse the region of what they believe are non-believers."


So vote Republican.
 
2013-03-05 03:51:03 PM  

russlar: Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?


That was partly my point when I SUBMITTED the article/headline. Its actually a pretty decent story with some interesting information and graphics that would creep out both sides of the aisle here for different reasons. But nooooo..the whiny pants contingent just decided to brag about taking its ball and go home. I wasn't trolling. This a perfect display of how the "Libturds" supposedly won't read or take in other points of view--you've now proved the criticism has merit. And you're proud of it. Thanks for making yourselves look like a bunch of candy asses who can dish it out but can't take it. Since when did "I'm not clicking" practically become a stupid badge of conformist honor around here?
 
2013-03-05 03:52:42 PM  

russlar: Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?


By the way, I wasn't criticizing you personally, russlar. You obviously read TFA and should be commended for it. You put other Politics tab denizens to shame. Thanks for reading it.
 
2013-03-05 06:02:17 PM  

Somacandra: russlar: Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?

That was partly my point when I SUBMITTED the article/headline. Its actually a pretty decent story with some interesting information and graphics that would creep out both sides of the aisle here for different reasons. But nooooo..the whiny pants contingent just decided to brag about taking its ball and go home. I wasn't trolling. This a perfect display of how the "Libturds" supposedly won't read or take in other points of view--you've now proved the criticism has merit. And you're proud of it. Thanks for making yourselves look like a bunch of candy asses who can dish it out but can't take it. Since when did "I'm not clicking" practically become a stupid badge of conformist honor around here?


You submitted a link to a known whacknut's site and expected it to be taken seriously? Really?
 
2013-03-05 10:31:45 PM  

Somacandra: russlar: Did we just officially admit Iraq was a failure?

That was partly my point when I SUBMITTED the article/headline. Its actually a pretty decent story with some interesting information and graphics that would creep out both sides of the aisle here for different reasons. But nooooo..the whiny pants contingent just decided to brag about taking its ball and go home. I wasn't trolling. This a perfect display of how the "Libturds" supposedly won't read or take in other points of view--you've now proved the criticism has merit. And you're proud of it. Thanks for making yourselves look like a bunch of candy asses who can dish it out but can't take it. Since when did "I'm not clicking" practically become a stupid badge of conformist honor around here?


You got a greenlight. That's all that matters.

Seriously, Glenn Beck doesn't deserve to make a living doing anything political.
 
2013-03-05 11:52:09 PM  

m00: Palestinian political and religious leaders over the weekend publicly warned Obama against visiting the Al-Aqsa mosque compound in Jerusalem, because it might compromise its "Muslim sovereignty." That site - known as the Temple Mount - marked the location of the ancient First and Second Temples and is for Jews the holiest site in their religion. Muslims also believe the site is holy, and it houses both the Al-Aqsa mosque and the Dome of the Rock.

I've always thought this was bullshiat. 1st Temple of Jerusalem was built in 957 B.C., about 1500 years before the birth of Mohammed. Muslims were like "first and second temples eh?" and build a mosque on top of it in 700 AD. NOW they are like to jews: "how DARE you want access to the holiest site in your religion. don't you know there's a mosque there?"


And then they welcome Obama with these statements:
Echoing that sentiment is Hamas which released a statement calling a potential Obama visit to the site "a diplomatic catastrophe" and "an imminent danger which the Al-Aqsa Mosque and Jerusalem have never faced."
Hamas suggested that such a visit would be even more dangerous than were the U.S. to move its embassy to Jerusalem.

/Really?
//REALLY?
yippayap.com
 
2013-03-06 12:19:03 AM  

OceanVortex: tricycleracer: [collider.com image 339x344]

Cam for the SNL Stephan.  leave satisfied.

This comment thread has it all - cats, Obama NOPE spoofs, GROWLs (That thing where an owl is grumpy), and Homer Simpson melting back into the bushes while listening to bagpipes, and a guy who just stands in the corner shouting "KEVIN!"


Huh? I thought I heard someone in the corner shouting "Kevin"?
 
2013-03-06 08:52:01 AM  
I thought it was "Alan"?

v011o.popscreen.com

/hot hot hot
 
2013-03-06 12:08:40 PM  

OceanVortex: tricycleracer: [collider.com image 339x344]

Cam for the SNL Stephan.  leave satisfied.

This comment thread has it all - cats, Obama NOPE spoofs, GROWLs (That thing where an owl is grumpy), and Homer Simpson melting back into the bushes while listening to bagpipes, and a guy who just stands in the corner shouting "KEVIN!"


... Rabbis dressed up like Joaqim Phoenix... Human fire hydrants...
 
2013-03-06 07:44:18 PM  
Gosh, the article was actually OK.

Sadly, the comments were not, but what can anyone expect of the fans of a guy who is simply not courageous enough to dunk an Obama bobblehead figurine in genuine pee?
 
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