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(Daily Mail)   Oregon man arrested for attacking a gay couple who had dyed their poodle pink, because their dog was "a weird color, and that's just unamerican"   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Oregon, homophobic slurs, David Beltier, KPTV, Hillsboro  
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5257 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2013 at 8:09 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-05 08:41:02 AM  
4 votes:
Totally not gay.

/why do all these homos keep sucking my dick?
2013-03-05 08:58:55 AM  
2 votes:

Buttknuckle: I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.

Oh, good. For a moment, I thought you like it ruff.
2013-03-05 08:26:27 AM  
2 votes:
I don't know why they bothered to dye it pink. You can't "gay" up a poodle. The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).
That's like "manning" up a moped by painting it black with skulls and flames. That's no more manly than if it were pained pink with unicorns and rainbows. It's a moped.
2013-03-05 08:14:02 AM  
2 votes:
Put him in a cell with one book to read.
2013-03-05 07:43:08 AM  
2 votes:
Pink is unamerican, but this would have been fine.
2013-03-05 03:55:04 AM  
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.
2013-03-05 05:00:02 PM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark-green?

hard to see them, they're 'bout two inches tall....
2013-03-05 11:21:07 AM  
1 vote:
2013-03-05 10:06:10 AM  
1 vote:
We would have also accepted:

"Ain't them French Poodles!? Why don't you drive back to France in your electric car?!"
2013-03-05 09:36:18 AM  
1 vote:

buddyrtr: Gonk? (surely not too obscure on FARK)

Nope! I love that movie.
2013-03-05 08:47:06 AM  
1 vote:

WaitWhatWhy: Pants full of macaroni!!: [ image 380x474]

"Not only is it un-American, it's un-Christian!"

WTF is going on in that picture?

Donnie Baker, uber-redneck from the Bob & Tom show.
2013-03-05 08:31:16 AM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: You can't "gay" up a poodle.

Although I would generally agree with your point, I think kimwim's rainbow dog upthread might challenge the validity of your theory.
2013-03-05 08:30:36 AM  
1 vote:

"Not only is it un-American, it's un-Christian!"
2013-03-05 08:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
So is the guy homophobic or dog racist?
2013-03-05 07:57:22 AM  
1 vote:

Via Infinito: Pink is unamerican, but this would have been fine.

[ image 550x400]

What, French? Hell no.
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