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(Daily Mail)   Oregon man arrested for attacking a gay couple who had dyed their poodle pink, because their dog was "a weird color, and that's just unamerican"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Oregon, homophobic slurs, David Beltier, KPTV, Hillsboro  
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2013-03-05 11:21:07 AM  
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2013-03-05 11:58:42 AM  
vudukungfu:
Put him in a cell with one book to read.
Clifford GAY ASS PORN.


ciberido:
for the really troublesome homophobes, I recommend

Nice... I really like the thingy on the handle to weasel around bans on rifles with pistol grips, very classy :/
 
2013-03-05 12:05:45 PM  
There are a lot of reasons why you shouldn't dye a dog's fur.  Most of the sane reasons have to do with the dog's well-being.
"Because pink dogs are unAmerican" is not a sane reason.
 
2013-03-05 12:17:23 PM  
 
2013-03-05 12:21:56 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: WhippingBoy: Satan's Bunny Slippers: WhippingBoy:  The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).


The standard poodle is native to Germany, and was originally bred for water retrieving and swamp hunting, much like the beloved labradors and retrievers of today.  Not gay.  Unless of course hunting water fowl is gay in your world.

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So what you're saying is that poodles are the leather chaps (which were also not gay at one point in history) of the dog kingdom.
Poodles are, most definitely, gay (NTTAWWT).

Miniature and toy/teacup poodles: gay.  Standard:not gay.

:)

JMO, YMMV,NTTAWWT. etc ad nauseum


I see what you're saying:

- If a toy/teacup poodle was a movie, it would be "Brokeback Mountain"
- If a standard poodle was a movie, it would be "Top Gun" (which is TOTALLY not gay!)

Gotcha!
 
2013-03-05 12:35:50 PM  
There's a crazy in my neighborhood who has trouble dealing with one of my dogs. The dog's 'problem'? She has one ear up and one down.
 
2013-03-05 12:38:21 PM  
Please, people, for the love of god stop dying your dogs. It's just plain wrong.
 
2013-03-05 12:50:51 PM  

natazha: There's a crazy in my neighborhood who has trouble dealing with one of my dogs. The dog's 'problem'? She has one ear up and one down.


Our Chow's like that. The vet said it's simply a lack of cartilage in one of her ears.
 
2013-03-05 12:51:04 PM  

natazha: There's a crazy in my neighborhood who has trouble dealing with one of my dogs. The dog's 'problem'? She has one ear up and one down.


That's some bad OCD.
 
2013-03-05 01:36:52 PM  
When color photography was relatively uncommon, at Easter time my grandmother had her poodle dyed lavender and grandpa took color photos.

Photos came back from the lab. Poodle was muddy brown.

Next year, poodle was lavender again and grandpa took pix again. Photos came back muddy brown.

Year three, grandpa is again dropping off a roll of film and says to the guy at the photo lab, "What am I doing wrong? Every Easter, Dot dyes her poodle lavender and every year the photos come back brown."

The photo technician said, "When I saw the lavender dog, I threw out all my chemicals, started over, and spent hours trying to get the photos to come out a normal color."

CSB?
 
2013-03-05 02:04:33 PM  
Gee, I wonder how they got the idea to color their dog?

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2013-03-05 04:32:28 PM  

GalFriday: So is the guy homophobic or dog racist?


He doesn't like colored dawgs.
 
2013-03-05 05:00:02 PM  

SnarfVader: Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark-green?


hard to see them, they're 'bout two inches tall....
 
2013-03-05 06:57:02 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Gee, I wonder how they got the idea to color their dog?

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GET THAT OFF MY farkING MONITOR
 
2013-03-05 07:08:27 PM  
I would have expected this between the river and Gresham eastwards but Hillsboro? I always thought Hillsboro was the more upscale part of Portland. Or perhaps having lived in Gresham, it seemed the upscale part?
 
2013-03-05 09:01:07 PM  

leonel: I would have expected this between the river and Gresham eastwards but Hillsboro? I always thought Hillsboro was the more upscale part of Portland. Or perhaps having lived in Gresham, it seemed the upscale part?


My first guess was that he'd wandered over from Cornelius, but according to TFA, he's homeless.
 
2013-03-06 03:40:00 AM  
Cue Ed Sanders of The Fugs: Enjoy The Illiad (AKA"Johnny Pissoff")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-G4SOGsLpc
 
2013-03-06 05:31:29 PM  
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2013-03-06 05:34:32 PM  
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2013-03-06 05:37:28 PM  
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