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(Daily Mail)   Oregon man arrested for attacking a gay couple who had dyed their poodle pink, because their dog was "a weird color, and that's just unamerican"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Dumbass, Oregon, homophobic slurs, David Beltier, KPTV, Hillsboro  
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2013-03-05 03:26:25 AM
Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.
 
2013-03-05 03:55:04 AM

MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.


Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.
 
2013-03-05 04:13:47 AM

doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.


Sure, it's a goofy looking dog color, I agree. But the guy in question went completely nuts about it, and to be honest, probably needs psychiatric help.
 
2013-03-05 04:50:21 AM

MmmmBacon: doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.

Sure, it's a goofy looking dog color, I agree. But the guy in question went completely nuts about it, and to be honest, probably needs psychiatric help.


Crazy people always find a way to be crazy. It's unavoidable.

Just live your life like golden dart frog and you should be okay.

www.wou.edu

For those who don't know that's the most poisonous animal in the world. It puts those ten step snakes to shame because it's just as lethal with mere skin to skin contact. You do not fark with the tiny yellow frogs. In human terms, don't start fights, but always finish them.
 
2013-03-05 04:54:40 AM
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark-green?
 
2013-03-05 05:49:51 AM

SnarfVader: Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark-green?


My Dalmation Roxi, before she died, used to be the nicest shade of green. Not dark-green, more of a milky-green color. She loved to roll around in freshly-cut grass, so short of multiple baths a day, there was no way to keep her white parts from turning green.
 
2013-03-05 07:35:10 AM
cdn.gizmocrazed.com
Won't someone think of the dogs?
 
2013-03-05 07:43:08 AM
Pink is unamerican, but this would have been fine.

blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-03-05 07:57:22 AM

Via Infinito: Pink is unamerican, but this would have been fine.

[blog.timesunion.com image 550x400]


What, French? Hell no.
 
2013-03-05 08:14:02 AM
Put him in a cell with one book to read.
Clifford.
 
2013-03-05 08:17:25 AM
So is the guy homophobic or dog racist?
 
2013-03-05 08:20:30 AM

GalFriday: So is the guy homophobic or dog racist?


the guy is gayer than the gay couple.  that's what i say :)
 
2013-03-05 08:21:04 AM
My cat's a light sandy color, so for St. Patrick's Day I got a non-toxic green bingo blotter and rubbed it all over him. He loved the attention and looked kickass.
 
2013-03-05 08:23:03 AM
Thanks for playing into the stereotype of who would have committed this crime dude....

i.dailymail.co.uk images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-05 08:26:27 AM
I don't know why they bothered to dye it pink. You can't "gay" up a poodle. The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).
That's like "manning" up a moped by painting it black with skulls and flames. That's no more manly than if it were pained pink with unicorns and rainbows. It's a moped.
 
2013-03-05 08:30:36 AM
classicrockthebear.com

"Not only is it un-American, it's un-Christian!"
 
2013-03-05 08:31:16 AM

WhippingBoy: You can't "gay" up a poodle.


Although I would generally agree with your point, I think kimwim's rainbow dog upthread might challenge the validity of your theory.
 
2013-03-05 08:31:19 AM

WhippingBoy: I don't know why they bothered to dye it pink. You can't "gay" up a poodle. The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).
That's like "manning" up a moped by painting it black with skulls and flames. That's no more manly than if it were pained pink with unicorns and rainbows. It's a moped.


it's an oregon couple what do you expect
 
2013-03-05 08:33:23 AM
I hope they send him to one of the jails that use pink inmate clothes.  Then the other inmates start calling him poodle.
 
2013-03-05 08:33:30 AM
Guy in teal hoody is outraged by pink dog??
 
2013-03-05 08:36:52 AM

WhippingBoy:  The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).



The standard poodle is native to Germany, and was originally bred for water retrieving and swamp hunting, much like the beloved labradors and retrievers of today.  Not gay.  Unless of course hunting water fowl is gay in your world.

[the more you know.jpg]
 
2013-03-05 08:41:02 AM
Totally not gay.
i.dailymail.co.uk

/why do all these homos keep sucking my dick?
 
2013-03-05 08:43:52 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [classicrockthebear.com image 380x474]

"Not only is it un-American, it's un-Christian!"


WTF is going on in that picture?
 
2013-03-05 08:45:08 AM
I am a gay dog lover, but poodles make me want to punch someone.  They really do incite a hidden rage in me.  Need to jot this down for my next therapy session.
 
2013-03-05 08:45:43 AM
I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.
 
2013-03-05 08:47:06 AM

WaitWhatWhy: Pants full of macaroni!!: [classicrockthebear.com image 380x474]

"Not only is it un-American, it's un-Christian!"

WTF is going on in that picture?


Donnie Baker, uber-redneck from the Bob & Tom show.
 
2013-03-05 08:47:57 AM
You know what accessory goes great with a pink poodle?
A pink pistol.
 
2013-03-05 08:55:38 AM
To be fair, anyone who dyes their dog deserves to be hit with a wrench.

\not for being gay, though, just for being a dick
\\same with piercing or tatooing a baby
 
2013-03-05 08:56:17 AM

MmmmBacon: doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.

Sure, it's a goofy looking dog color, I agree. But the guy in question went completely nuts about it, and to be honest, probably needs psychiatric help.


You are saying they can see color right?  I had a labradoodle that could do yellows and blues pretty well.  We had a bunch of plastic balls from a ballpit, and you could have her go get a blue ball, a yellow ball, or a red ball, but she had trouble with green.  Blue was almost 100% accurate.  Yellow and read was more like 80%.  Green and she would be about dead even between yellow and blue but would sometimes pick a red.
 
2013-03-05 08:58:55 AM

Buttknuckle: I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.


Oh, good. For a moment, I thought you like it ruff.
 
2013-03-05 09:09:10 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Buttknuckle: I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.

Oh, good. For a moment, I thought you like it ruff.


You would have been barking up the wrong tree, there.
 
2013-03-05 09:10:03 AM

ImmaHoopyFrood: MmmmBacon: doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.

Sure, it's a goofy looking dog color, I agree. But the guy in question went completely nuts about it, and to be honest, probably needs psychiatric help.

You are saying they can see color right?  I had a labradoodle that could do yellows and blues pretty well.  We had a bunch of plastic balls from a ballpit, and you could have her go get a blue ball, a yellow ball, or a red ball, but she had trouble with green.  Blue was almost 100% accurate.  Yellow and read was more like 80%.  Green and she would be about dead even between yellow and blue but would sometimes pick a red.


That's because their eyesight is based on a yellow-blue scale combined with grey-scale.  They only have two cones in their eye as compared with a human's typical three.
 
2013-03-05 09:22:31 AM

StrangeQ: That's because their eyesight is based on a yellow-blue scale combined with grey-scale. They only have two cones in their eye as compared with a human's typical three.


Exactly.  Yellow to blue.  I just always run into people that tell me dogs see in black and white which is crap.  When I had the dog retrieve the balls they would accuse me of putting some scent on them or placing them a special way.  We had hundreds of these frickin balls.  It did take a long time to train though.  At least 30 hours spread over 2 months.  But she was able to apply it to other things besides balls after that.
 
2013-03-05 09:30:51 AM
Gonk? (surely not too obscure on FARK)
 
2013-03-05 09:36:18 AM

buddyrtr: Gonk? (surely not too obscure on FARK)


Nope! I love that movie.

punksonfilm.com
 
2013-03-05 09:36:33 AM

CheekyMonkey: To be fair, anyone who dyes their dog deserves to be hit with a wrench.

\not for being gay, though, just for being a dick
\\same with piercing or tatooing a baby


As an Oregonian, I would usually apologize for this type of behavior from one of my co-staters. But, dammit... sometimes it's just right.

/Have a poodle mix.
//Am I half gay?
 
2013-03-05 09:48:24 AM

felching pen: CheekyMonkey: To be fair, anyone who dyes their dog deserves to be hit with a wrench.

\not for being gay, though, just for being a dick
\\same with piercing or tatooing a baby

As an Oregonian, I would usually apologize for this type of behavior from one of my co-staters. But, dammit... sometimes it's just right.

/Have a poodle mix.
//Am I half gay?


Half gay?

Does that mean you only take the tip?
 
2013-03-05 09:49:00 AM

Buttknuckle: I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.


Sure you did.... sure you did.....
 
2013-03-05 09:52:16 AM

MmmmBacon: doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.

Sure, it's a goofy looking dog color, I agree. But the guy in question went completely nuts about it, and to be honest, probably needs psychiatric help.


Silly homosexuals.  It's a poodle.  Dyeing it pink is redundant.

Also
upload.wikimedia.org farm2.staticflickr.com
They make better hats, anyway.
 
2013-03-05 09:55:33 AM

felching pen: CheekyMonkey: To be fair, anyone who dyes their dog deserves to be hit with a wrench.

\not for being gay, though, just for being a dick
\\same with piercing or tatooing a baby

As an Oregonian, I would usually apologize for this type of behavior from one of my co-staters. But, dammit... sometimes it's just right.

/Have a poodle mix.
//Am I half gay?


Considering your Fark user name, might be more than half...
 
2013-03-05 09:56:15 AM

doglover: Just live your life like golden dart frog and you should be okay.

[www.wou.edu image 310x300]

For those who don't know that's the most poisonous animal in the world. It puts those ten step snakes to shame because it's just as lethal with mere skin to skin contact. You do not fark with the tiny yellow frogs. In human terms, don't start fights, but always finish them.

I'll see your octopus and raise you ...

4.bp.blogspot.com
The blue-ringed octopus of DEATH!
 
2013-03-05 09:58:32 AM

Via Infinito: Pink is unamerican, but this would have been fine.


cache.vevo.com
Disapproves.  And wants to get this party started.
 
2013-03-05 10:00:38 AM

Buttknuckle: I meant to say that I'm gay AND a dog lover.


Your dog is a gay homosexual.

/Somebody call Big Gay Al
 
2013-03-05 10:02:58 AM

wellreadneck: You know what accessory goes great with a pink poodle?
A pink pistol.


25.media.tumblr.com
Sure, pistols are nice.  But for the really troublesome homophobes, I recommend ...
1.bp.blogspot.com
Something a little bigger.
 
2013-03-05 10:06:10 AM
We would have also accepted:

"Ain't them French Poodles!? Why don't you drive back to France in your electric car?!"
 
2013-03-05 10:10:47 AM
Why is that dog in pink?! Judging by his outlandish fur he's some sort of freethinking anarchist.

I'll call security, sir"
 
2013-03-05 10:26:58 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: WhippingBoy:  The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).


The standard poodle is native to Germany, and was originally bred for water retrieving and swamp hunting, much like the beloved labradors and retrievers of today.  Not gay.  Unless of course hunting water fowl is gay in your world.

[the more you know.jpg]



So what you're saying is that poodles are the leather chaps (which were also not gay at one point in history) of the dog kingdom.
Poodles are, most definitely, gay (NTTAWWT).
 
2013-03-05 10:34:46 AM

WhippingBoy: Satan's Bunny Slippers: WhippingBoy:  The breed itself is already at infinite gay (NTTAWWT).


The standard poodle is native to Germany, and was originally bred for water retrieving and swamp hunting, much like the beloved labradors and retrievers of today.  Not gay.  Unless of course hunting water fowl is gay in your world.

[the more you know.jpg]


So what you're saying is that poodles are the leather chaps (which were also not gay at one point in history) of the dog kingdom.
Poodles are, most definitely, gay (NTTAWWT).


Miniature and toy/teacup poodles: gay.  Standard:not gay.

:)

JMO, YMMV,NTTAWWT. etc ad nauseum
 
2013-03-05 10:37:43 AM

doglover: MmmmBacon: Glad they arrested that douchebag. He doesn't need to be roaming the streets, attacking people for the color of their dog.

Dogs don't need to be dyed a color they can't see, either.

I think it should be illegal ($20 fine, no arrest record) to dye dogs a color they can't see. A nice blue, okay. But pink? $20 man. You done goofed.


Dog Invisibility Cloak?  Do other dogs in the park just not see the poodle and run into her at full speed?

Can a pink bunny suit help me sneak into Burns Manor after Smithers releases the hounds?
 
2013-03-05 10:53:19 AM
At least he didn't attack because they were gay
 
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