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(New York Magazine)   If a random hot chick sends you a Facebook friend request, she's either a scammer, a dude, a cop, or if you're really lucky, all three   (nymag.com) divider line 19
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2013-03-05 08:22:08 AM  
"You don't say."
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2013-03-05 08:22:14 AM  
Did I miss something? Like the rest of the article?
 
2013-03-05 08:25:02 AM  

kendelrio: Did I miss something? Like the rest of the article?


http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/04/nyregion/to-stem-juvenile-robberie s- police-trail-youths-before-the-crime.html?hp&_r=1&pagewanted=all&

Really choice of source for Subby to link to...
 
2013-03-05 08:25:49 AM  

St. Snuff: kendelrio: Did I miss something? Like the rest of the article?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/04/nyregion/to-stem-juvenile-robberie s- police-trail-youths-before-the-crime.html?hp&_r=1&pagewanted=all&

Really odd* choice of source for Subby to link to...

 
2013-03-05 08:32:12 AM  

St. Snuff: kendelrio: Did I miss something? Like the rest of the article?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/04/nyregion/to-stem-juvenile-robberie s- police-trail-youths-before-the-crime.html?hp&_r=1&pagewanted=all&

Really choice of source for Subby to link to...


Thank you Snuffy.... That was a much more informative and interesting article.
 
2013-03-05 08:34:27 AM  
FTF NYT A: "We tell these teens, 'You have a choice,' " Chief Jaffe said. "You will not victimize anyone else. If you commit a new robbery or any other crime that is going to hurt people, we are going to do anything we can when you get arrested to put you in jail. Your friends will get out. You are not getting out."

So we are going to "save" these kids by spying and intimidation. Got it.
 
2013-03-05 08:53:59 AM  
What?  You mean my nine Canadian internet girlfriends might be bogus?  Dude, they're so cold up there that they don't mind a 300lb basement dweller covered in cheeto dust, right?
 
2013-03-05 09:05:25 AM  

Mirandized: FTF NYT A: "We tell these teens, 'You have a choice,' " Chief Jaffe said. "You will not victimize anyone else. If you commit a new robbery or any other crime that is going to hurt people, we are going to do anything we can when you get arrested to put you in jail. Your friends will get out. You are not getting out."

So we are going to "save" these kids by spying and intimidation. Got it.


Don't forget indoctrinating them early that the police are not your friends and not to be trusted under any circumstances.
 
2013-03-05 09:15:27 AM  
I posted an ad in Craigslist looking for a roommate in college. At the time, MySpace was more prevalent so I included a link to mine so as to prove I was a normal kid. I found a cool roommate fairly quickly but still received a few calls shortly after.

One of the calls was a girl and I kindly told her I had found someone. A day later I had a friend request from an extremely hot girl and would have chalked it up as typical MySpace spam had it not been for the fact that her location was a nearby suburb. I asked her who she was and she said she had called about the roommate ad and thought I seemed cool.

Long story short, she was absolutely nuts. She was, however, the best fark I have ever had. Managed to hook up with her several times before her Hooters tips could no longer afford to live on her own and she moved back to the Midwest.
 
2013-03-05 09:24:59 AM  
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2013-03-05 11:55:00 AM  
Can anybody explain how the Random Hot Chick scam is supposed to work? Phase One is the random "I saw your [nonexistent] photo on [site you don't use] and thought you looked cool", accompanied by a profile of Stock Photo Girl.

Phase Three, presumably, is Profit.

But I have no idea at all how Phase Two goes. Anybody?
 
2013-03-05 12:02:53 PM  
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I love you baby!
 
2013-03-05 01:45:17 PM  
Speaking of which, Facebook and LinkedIn must've just farked each other, because I am now getting facebook spam re: my linkedin contacts.
 
2013-03-05 02:40:15 PM  
Hey gay guys, same thing with hot guys from hick towns or seemingly from foreign countries.
 
2013-03-05 02:48:15 PM  

czetie: Can anybody explain how the Random Hot Chick scam is supposed to work? Phase One is the random "I saw your [nonexistent] photo on [site you don't use] and thought you looked cool", accompanied by a profile of Stock Photo Girl.

Phase Three, presumably, is Profit.

But I have no idea at all how Phase Two goes. Anybody?


They make you sign up at a site, that either 1. Gives them sign up revenue or 2. Wants your CC# or other details that they then take
 
2013-03-05 04:04:58 PM  

machoprogrammer: czetie: Can anybody explain how the Random Hot Chick scam is supposed to work? Phase One is the random "I saw your [nonexistent] photo on [site you don't use] and thought you looked cool", accompanied by a profile of Stock Photo Girl.

Phase Three, presumably, is Profit.

But I have no idea at all how Phase Two goes. Anybody?

They make you sign up at a site, that either 1. Gives them sign up revenue or 2. Wants your CC# or other details that they then take


When you say they "make" you sign up, do I take that to mean they tease you with "I would love for you to see my cute photos, you just have to sign up to this sharing service to view them" or something similar? I have to say, that sounds like minimum wage work if all they get is a referral fee. (The stolen CC# one sounds more lucrative).
 
2013-03-05 05:03:31 PM  
Scammer Cop?

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/dude
 
2013-03-06 12:56:17 AM  
dababler

Hey gay guys, same thing with hot guys from hick towns or seemingly from foreign countries.

Gays are totally unaffected by those fake personal ads, because every personal ad we've ever seen has been lies.

/ Anybody that falls for those ads gets weeded out pretty quickly.  The rest of us have evolved immunity, like those fish that can't be stung by jellyfish, and can venture fearlessly into porn sites containing nothing but fraudlent popups and the occasional hot sex scene.
 
2013-03-06 03:17:37 PM  

studebaker hoch: dababler

Hey gay guys, same thing with hot guys from hick towns or seemingly from foreign countries.

Gays are totally unaffected by those fake personal ads, because every personal ad we've ever seen has been lies.

/ Anybody that falls for those ads gets weeded out pretty quickly.  The rest of us have evolved immunity, like those fish that can't be stung by jellyfish, and can venture fearlessly into porn sites containing nothing but fraudlent popups and the occasional hot sex scene.


Also, Grindr makes the need to describe anything about yourself redundant.
 
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