Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 240x196]Barney: Andy! I just got us a contract to protect the U S Emabssies! I'm gonna bring 2 billion dollars in to Mayberry! Aint cha excited?...
lack of warmth: You mean we are finally going to have better security at our embassies that will prevent scenes like that one from Taken 2. Liam telling his daughter about the soldiers guarding out front "They'll move." and I was thinking 'What, they will put enough bullets in that car to make it a cheese grater.'Or was the guards trained by the same people who trained the TSA, they only shoot up the cars driven by 'brown' people.
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