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2013-03-05 08:04:24 AM  
♪ We saw her boobs. ♫
 
2013-03-05 09:07:49 AM  
Damn!

Who hit Geena with the ugly stick?
 
2013-03-05 09:22:40 AM  
*sortofwant.jpeg*
 
2013-03-05 09:37:00 AM  
But he didn't perform that song. Captain Kirk came back from the future and prevented him from doing it.
 
2013-03-05 09:41:17 AM  
Link to the first 14 minutes of the Oscars shenanigans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOCKl_R10ic

(copy 'n' paste - Fark keeps throwing away the URL)

Includes 'We Saw Your Boobs' song.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:19 AM  
Dammit. Never mind: AMPAS got to it and it's been taken down.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:51 AM  
I rewatched Fletch the other day, and just realized she was in that.
 
2013-03-05 09:43:10 AM  
This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.
 
2013-03-05 09:43:39 AM  
Someone needs to tell her to STFU and get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
 
2013-03-05 09:44:07 AM  
Yet another female celeb that found her inner feminist after she reached her expiration date.  In another 20 years we'll be hearing this same self-serving drivel from Scarlett.
 
2013-03-05 09:49:23 AM  
Her outrage is about as real as her current acting career
 
2013-03-05 09:50:04 AM  
Damn, Geena!
 
2013-03-05 09:51:04 AM  

Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.


Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.
 
2013-03-05 09:53:30 AM  

fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.


Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?
 
2013-03-05 09:54:47 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?


Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.
 
2013-03-05 09:55:52 AM  

fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.


You're not alone, friend.  Loved the headline.
 
2013-03-05 09:55:53 AM  
I was against Pol Pot's activities but since I never said anything about how bad Hitler was, my argument is invalid. Or something.
 
2013-03-05 10:03:19 AM  
Considering Geena Davis wore a see-through dress to the Emmys years ago, I don't give a flying f*ck what she has to say about the demeaning of women. Typical double standard Hollywood b*tch.
 
2013-03-05 10:05:54 AM  
Many women still don't seem to get the concept of "busting your balls". Men insult and demean each other all the time. If instead of crying you counter with something like "Go suck your mother's dick" you'll earn their respect for life.
 
2013-03-05 10:11:00 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: Considering Geena Davis wore a see-through dress to the Emmys years ago, I don't give a flying f*ck what she has to say about the demeaning of women. Typical double standard Hollywood b*tch.


A few moments of self-examination could do wonders for you.  If it doesn't, a few years of secondary education.  If you reach that far without a change in thought process, you should seek professional help.  Perhaps medication.
 
2013-03-05 10:12:28 AM  
Demeaning?

Two words, Ms. Davis: Cutthroat Island.
 
2013-03-05 10:31:44 AM  

fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.


I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.
 
2013-03-05 10:32:29 AM  
GD, please feel free to shut your dick hole and how bout you mix in a shave every once in awhile.
 
2013-03-05 10:35:45 AM  

Sybarite: ♪ We saw her boobs. ♫



When?
(Genuine question; for "ahem" research purposes.)
 
2013-03-05 10:38:12 AM  
Put me in the "either that's a terrible headline or I don't get it" group.

What does Geena or Oscars have to do with the half-wit beauty from SC?

/my money's on "it's a terrible headline"
 
2013-03-05 10:39:40 AM  
So what no pictures of Geena Davis as a slutty vampire?
 
2013-03-05 10:40:40 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.


For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.
 
2013-03-05 10:40:56 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.


Maybe he's implying all women are airheads?
 
2013-03-05 10:41:04 AM  

tacos4jesus: Put me in the "either that's a terrible headline or I don't get it" group.

What does Geena or Oscars have to do with the half-wit beauty from SC?

/my money's on "it's a terrible headline"


Unless Geena's scrubbed the interwebby of her pageant career, subby's definition of hypocrite is someone who isn't an omni-present critic of everything wrong in the world.
 
2013-03-05 10:41:10 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.


I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

Besides that, she follows the conventional arc for Hollywood actresses..1) leverage your good looks and sex appeal into a successful career, 2) get old and turned down for any meaningful roles, 3) turn into a feminist decrying the shallowness of Hollywood's obsession with youth and beauty.
 
2013-03-05 10:41:48 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Sybarite: ♪ We saw her boobs. ♫


When?
(Genuine question; for "ahem" research purposes.)


The Fly and Tootsie.
 
2013-03-05 10:42:10 AM  
www.newsgab.com

Geena Davis, in the before time.
 
2013-03-05 10:42:42 AM  

Generation_D: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.


WTF does that have to do with Geena Davis?
 
2013-03-05 10:43:11 AM  

Generation_D: Geena Davis, in the before time.


Looks like she's smuggling a small woodland animal down there
 
2013-03-05 10:45:18 AM  

fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.


That's a very, very dumb "point".
 
2013-03-05 10:46:51 AM  

Saber: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Sybarite: ♪ We saw her boobs. ♫


When?
(Genuine question; for "ahem" research purposes.)

The Fly and Tootsie.


Thanks.

I don't remember them in the Fly, although I think maybe I've only ever seen it edited for broadcast on TV.

That film always leaves me stuck with with strangest urge to count freckles.

Haven't seen Tootsie since before I hit puberty.
 
2013-03-05 11:07:13 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".


The larger message still applies.  The time for speaking out against demeaning women is when you're young and pretty and men are throwing stuff at you.  Not when you're old, bitter and bent and no one is paying attention to you anymore.
 
2013-03-05 11:07:54 AM  
It sorta looks like both of them have messed with their features through surgery so they have that going for them which is nice.
 
2013-03-05 11:09:40 AM  

Khellendros: Archimedes' Principal: Considering Geena Davis wore a see-through dress to the Emmys years ago, I don't give a flying f*ck what she has to say about the demeaning of women. Typical double standard Hollywood b*tch.

A few moments of self-examination could do wonders for you.  If it doesn't, a few years of secondary education.  If you reach that far without a change in thought process, you should seek professional help.  Perhaps medication.


This is why I enjoy FARK.com .  Any comment posted by anyone is guaranteed to piss off somebody, somewhere.

Party on.
 
2013-03-05 11:17:08 AM  
George C. Scott kicks every one of you pantywaists' asses.
 
2013-03-05 11:23:11 AM  

Archimedes' Principal: Khellendros: Archimedes' Principal: Considering Geena Davis wore a see-through dress to the Emmys years ago, I don't give a flying f*ck what she has to say about the demeaning of women. Typical double standard Hollywood b*tch.

A few moments of self-examination could do wonders for you.  If it doesn't, a few years of secondary education.  If you reach that far without a change in thought process, you should seek professional help.  Perhaps medication.

This is why I enjoy FARK.com .  Any comment posted by anyone is guaranteed to piss off somebody, somewhere.

Party on.


Pissed, no.  Befuddled, yes.  To see a that level of nonsensical rant based off of nothing still surprises me.  She wears a provocative dress at an awards ceremony once, and pushes for women's rights - so she's a "typical double standard Hollywood b*tch"?  These things have nothing to do with each other.  Reminded me of:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 11:23:47 AM  

Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".


But you're the only one who didn't get the joke...
 
2013-03-05 11:30:46 AM  

Wendy's Chili: Generation_D: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.

WTF does that have to do with Geena Davis?


I bet you respond to, "Knock, knock" with "Where?!  I don't hear anyone at the door.  What are you talking about?   What door?  How is this related to doors?"
 
2013-03-05 11:37:55 AM  

Im_Gumby: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".

But you're the only one who didn't get the joke...


It still doesn't seem very joke-like to me.
 
2013-03-05 11:39:36 AM  
Shut up Meg.
 
2013-03-05 11:41:44 AM  
Yes, the star of "Earth Girls are Easy" is here to tell us about the objectifying of women.
 
2013-03-05 11:41:59 AM  
Not sure if these are subtle attempts to white knight Geena Davis or just really trolling.

//it's Fark. People will defend anything.
 
2013-03-05 11:49:45 AM  
She's talking about the same Oscars that have to have separate categories for men & women either because A) Men are better at everything and women couldn't possibly compete with them or B) If the categories were combined it would highlight the huge disparity in the number of well-written roles for men and for women?

Also, I assume the academy's response of, "Shut up has-been, we don't care if he calls you a coont as long as ratings are up" means she will be returning her Oscar in protest.
 
2013-03-05 11:52:17 AM  

Im_Gumby: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".

But you're the only one who didn't get the joke...


No. I "got" it. Geena Davis is a failure for not mentioning every instance of sexism in the history of man during her commentary about the Oscars.

I just gave subby the benefit of the doubt and waited to see if there was an actual reason for tying the Miss Teen USA competition to Geena Davis before trashing the headline. But there isn't, so it's a weak sauce headline and whoever greened it should be placed on administrative leave until they learn the difference between "clever & snarky" and "Republican-style grievence whining".
 
2013-03-05 11:57:08 AM  

Wendy's Chili: Im_Gumby: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".

But you're the only one who didn't get the joke...

No. I "got" it. Geena Davis is a failure for not mentioning every instance of sexism in the history of man during her commentary about the Oscars.

I just gave subby the benefit of the doubt and waited to see if there was an actual reason for tying the Miss Teen USA competition to Geena Davis before trashing the headline. But there isn't, so it's a weak sauce headline and whoever greened it should be placed on administrative leave until they learn the difference between "clever & snarky" and "Republican-style grievence whining".


As someone who wrote a rejected headline referencing Ms. Davis's boobs, I agree with the above sentiment.  They went with this?
 
2013-03-05 11:58:29 AM  
FTFA: Ironically, Davis was once the target of one of Family Guy's typically random celebrity slams.

How is that irony?
 
2013-03-05 12:06:28 PM  

Alphax: Im_Gumby: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA. 2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.

That's a very, very dumb "point".

But you're the only one who didn't get the joke...

It still doesn't seem very joke-like to me.


It's Geena's terrible phrasing: "It's a shame that that triumph was enveloped in an awards ceremony containing disrespect for women" (FTFA).

The joke is that she sounds like Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 explaining maps or whatever.

/Not really that funny, but c'mon, son.
//Not subby
 
2013-03-05 12:10:14 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Generation_D: Geena Davis, in the before time.

Looks like she's smuggling a small woodland animal down there


It's a beaver
 
2013-03-05 12:18:08 PM  
Mule!
 
2013-03-05 12:20:47 PM  

Surly U. Jest: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Generation_D: Geena Davis, in the before time.

Looks like she's smuggling a small woodland animal down there

It's a beaver


I've got something to feed it..
 
2013-03-05 12:31:02 PM  

Surly U. Jest: It's a beaver


img.poptower.com
 
2013-03-05 12:41:32 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Generation_D: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.

WTF does that have to do with Geena Davis?


You should have to turn in your Fark password.
 
2013-03-05 12:43:51 PM  
She's probably still holds a grudge against McFarlane for this:


Stewie Griffin: Chris, whatever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies, but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough but when she smiles you see too much gum. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio... Chris? Ah, I'll tell you in the morning.
 
2013-03-05 12:47:58 PM  
Subby complains that Geena Davis is a hypocrite today. Said nothing about Athenian actor/ politician Aeschines in 4th Century B.C.
 
2013-03-05 01:10:44 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Wendy's Chili: Generation_D: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.

WTF does that have to do with Geena Davis?

You should have to turn in your Fark password.


Why? For calling out a garbage headline?

Listen, half-wits... If Geena Davis had competed in beauty pageants, was a judge for a beauty pageant, or even if she merely had nice things to say about them at some point in her life, it would make her a hypocrite and the headline would work. But as far as I can tell, she has never done any of those things, so the headline is just whiny nonsense.

Comedy 101, people.
 
2013-03-05 01:14:47 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Hillbilly Jim: Wendy's Chili: Generation_D: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Wendy's Chili: fozziewazzi: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Google Miss South Carolina Teen USA.  2007.

Is Geena Davis a former beauty queen or something?

Why do I suddenly feel like the old guy around here.

I'm still lost. The googles return nothing about Davis being in a beauty pageant.

For christssake.

Miss South Carolina, when the maps were liked such as.

WTF does that have to do with Geena Davis?

You should have to turn in your Fark password.

Why? For calling out a garbage headline?

Listen, half-wits... If Geena Davis had competed in beauty pageants, was a judge for a beauty pageant, or even if she merely had nice things to say about them at some point in her life, it would make her a hypocrite and the headline would work. But as far as I can tell, she has never done any of those things, so the headline is just whiny nonsense.

Comedy 101, people.


I agree.  Most of the people on this thread are morons.  George C. Scott refused to attend the show to accept his Best Actor award for bloody friggen Patton because he thought it was too much of a skin show.  But when some chick says a word against the latest show, they're jumping all over her.
 
2013-03-05 01:20:35 PM  

fozziewazzi: I think the point was that Davis criticized the Oscars for demeaning women but is notably silent on beauty pageants that do nothing but objectify women.


I don't understand.  Why would an Oscar-winning actress would pay more attention to the Oscars than some teen beauty pageant? It makes no sense.
 
2013-03-05 01:43:01 PM  
Of all the threads to bring popcorn to, did not expect this to be one.
 
2013-03-05 02:02:29 PM  
I think we can all agree that the headline sucks. The real issue is why Geena Davis doesn't care about black people.
 
2013-03-05 02:03:48 PM  
All I know is that she was the best President we ever had.
 
2013-03-05 02:28:40 PM  
fozziewazzi:
The larger message still applies.  The time for speaking out against demeaning women is when you're young and pretty and men are throwing stuff at you.  Not when you're old, bitter and bent and no one is paying attention to you anymore.

Sooooo, women are only allowed to speak out about women being demeaned as beautiful and otherwise valueless objects if they are beautiful and otherwise valueless objects at the time?

notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-03-05 02:52:44 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Damn!

Who hit Geena with the ugly stick?


Father Time?
 
2013-03-05 03:06:05 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Damn!

Who hit Geena with the ugly stick?

media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
You shut yer bug mouth!

She's tall, intelligent and a champion Olympic archer, too!
 
2013-03-05 03:30:19 PM  
Wow. It never ceases to amaze me - the level of stupidity that Americans in general have fallen to. As an (escaped) American, I appreciate Seth for what he is doing, and I think, at its deepest levels, I understand it. Aside from the peppered moments of true comedic genius, he generally, IMHO, is saying, "look at this ridiculous mockery. If this were happening in the real world around you, you would, and should, be offended, because it is wrong. Since I am, instead, having a character do it, or presenting it myself, ironically, you should enjoy the show, walking away not desensitized to race/sex/any-other-ism, but acutely aware of it, y'all." To play the buffoon to expose what is f'd up in our society is a noble and high-minded endeavor. To do so through spit-take fart jokes is just a joy. It seems America really has become the land of the haves-and-have-nots. I am glad to be in the 1% that has a sense of irony.
 
2013-03-05 03:57:55 PM  

Precision Boobery: Surly U. Jest: It's a beaver

[img.poptower.com image 600x405]


Welcome to FARK.jpg?
 
2013-03-05 04:50:04 PM  
She's not hot anymore, so why do I care what she has to say?
 
2013-03-05 04:55:17 PM  

give me doughnuts: Demeaning?

Two words, Ms. Davis: Cutthroat Island.


I liked Cutthroat Island
 
2013-03-05 04:58:02 PM  

Doc_Gerbil: Damn!

Who hit Geena with the ugly stick?


time and, i'm just guessing here, cupcakes.
 
2013-03-05 05:26:32 PM  
Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.
 
2013-03-05 05:35:20 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Money does strange things to people.
 
2013-03-05 05:58:42 PM  
Damn, what happened to Geena Davis?  I had a thing for her since Long Kiss Goodnight, but apparently she has devolved from that brainy hottie to a crusty and bitter Gloria Steinam clone.

Geena in better days
pippo69movs.altervista.org
 
2013-03-05 06:27:05 PM  
I don't get the headline either...

I'm turning in my fark password.  Here it is: ********
 
2013-03-05 09:00:55 PM  

Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.


Beeblebrox: I don't get the headline either...

I'm turning in my fark password.  Here it is: ********



Explained for you:   http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww
 
2013-03-05 09:05:44 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Beeblebrox: I don't get the headline either...

I'm turning in my fark password.  Here it is: ********


Explained for you:   http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww


Ohhhh.... I get it now.

You think that's Gena Davis in the video or something? Is that it?
 
2013-03-05 09:37:30 PM  
sad to grow irrelevant and bitter.
 
2013-03-05 09:51:52 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Beeblebrox: I don't get the headline either...

I'm turning in my fark password.  Here it is: ********


Explained for you:   http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww


Yes, I know the origin of the comment in the headline.  It still doesn't explain what it has to do with Geena Davis...
 
2013-03-05 10:01:59 PM  

Beeblebrox: ZeroCorpse: Peepeye: This headline....I don't understand it. Is it a joke I don't get? I'm not usually a grammar snob, but yikes.

Beeblebrox: I don't get the headline either...

I'm turning in my fark password.  Here it is: ********


Explained for you:   http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww

Yes, I know the origin of the comment in the headline.  It still doesn't explain what it has to do with Geena Davis...


They are saying Geena could have stated her opinion more eloquently. It was a lame "joke".
 
2013-03-05 10:43:02 PM  
Did subby suffer a stroke while typing the headline?
 
2013-03-06 07:47:51 AM  
Let's rewind and think rationally.

Geena Davis, who is a sweetheart by the way, my ex helped deliver her baby, is chair of the Califonia Commission on the Status of Women and girls.  It wasn't just about the jokes about boobs, but the forced bulimia actresses committed to fit into dresses, etc.  The Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson, contacted Geena and alongside another female lawyer drafted a letter to the Academy.

Is it all Geena's doing?  No.  Not by a long shot.

Is it her being hypocritical?  Is it her begging to be in a spotlight after her career has faded?  No.
 
2013-03-06 08:15:53 AM  
She's never been as sexy as she was in The Fly. Granted, that's not the reason most people remember the film, but it's like that for me.
 
2013-03-06 09:20:12 AM  
Oh, I get it now. It's a reference to Beetlejuice
 
2013-03-06 10:27:11 AM  

Daercoma: Let's rewind and think rationally.

Geena Davis, who is a sweetheart by the way, my ex helped deliver her baby, is chair of the Califonia Commission on the Status of Women and girls.  It wasn't just about the jokes about boobs, but the forced bulimia actresses committed to fit into dresses, etc.  The Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson, contacted Geena and alongside another female lawyer drafted a letter to the Academy.

Is it all Geena's doing?  No.  Not by a long shot.

Is it her being hypocritical?  Is it her begging to be in a spotlight after her career has faded?  No.


Actresses were forced to make themselves vomit after eating so they would fit into dresses?

 
Who did this? Is there any footage?


You'd think this would be a bigger story.
 
2013-03-06 12:17:09 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Actresses were forced to make themselves vomit after eating so they would fit into dresses?


That's not the half of it.  Actors have it much worse.  Where's their righteous champion?

Look!  Look what Hanks was forced to do:

hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com

Look!  Look at what they forced Bale to do:

ripmacdre415.files.wordpress.com

Call the movie cops!
 
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