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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 27-year-old Mistress of Seduction teaches women how to land their dream man: "I go from the very basics, such as flossing and waxing, to doing role play" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line 28
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2013-03-05 07:00:15 AM  
8 votes:
A non-fat chick getting men to have sex with her.
May history forever remember the lessons learned this day.
2013-03-05 01:03:46 AM  
8 votes:
FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.
2013-03-05 06:59:36 AM  
5 votes:
FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.
2013-03-05 01:39:00 AM  
4 votes:
Role playing advice #1: Pathfinder is better than 4th Edition
2013-03-05 07:13:56 AM  
3 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


Actually, you have Aspergers.
2013-03-05 09:50:09 AM  
2 votes:

kobrakai: jigger: She needs to sand down about an inch of that makeup and then we'll see.

This. Smoking hot women don't need that much crap on their faces.


Bukkake
2013-03-05 08:44:28 AM  
2 votes:

Ratchet_of_knoxville: So, what's wrong with that girls nose? We need a photoshop contest to fix it.


i46.tinypic.com

This sexy disguise is always a crowd pleaser. And it helps hide the slight imperfections of her nose.
2013-03-05 08:09:33 AM  
2 votes:

BrokenToilet: FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.


Shes a farmer?
2013-03-05 07:52:35 AM  
2 votes:
Wonder what she'd look like with tits.
2013-03-05 07:26:30 AM  
2 votes:
My two step technique for women when they want to seduce a man.

1. Point to the guy you want to seduce.

2. When you get his attention, point to your crotch.

That's it. A free service provided to you, from me.
2013-03-05 07:10:13 AM  
2 votes:
Swallow
2013-03-05 02:59:45 AM  
2 votes:

Philbb: FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.


Allow me to reiterate this for posterity.

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

/Also, if you're using your teeth, you're doing it wrong.
2013-03-05 10:48:15 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently you aren't familiar with official Fark terminology.

"Smoking Hot" is a term reserved for middle-aged, homely, fat women with bad teeth.
2013-03-05 10:19:39 AM  
1 vote:
ladies, since when has getting a man to sleep with you been a mystery?  we're men, not women.

1.)  be hot and slim.
2.)  be friendly.
3.)  get laid.

should take about 20 minutes from you deciding you wanna get laid, to you getting laid.  assuming you're hot and friendly.  if you're not hot and friendly...

1.)  try to get hotter, lose weight.
2.)  try not to be such a biatch.
3.)  get laid.

if you're fug...

1.)  lower your standards a lot.
2.)  get laid.

now getting a man to commit is another story.  but i didn't see anything relevant to that in the article.  maybe it's in the book.
2013-03-05 09:37:21 AM  
1 vote:

BarleyGnome: Backpack. 50' rope. 10' pole. Hammer. Iron spikes. 3 days of iron rations.


Normally I have to pay extra for that kind of action, whats the up charge?

HindiDiscoMonster: ///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


Easiest way to nail the hot girl at the bar, buy drinks and faun over her less attractive friend. She'll be stumbling over trying to get your attention. Keep it up and those panties will be your keepsake in the morning.

And you'll get a nice bonus because you can now nail her friend, as your star approved by someone more attractive than her.
2013-03-05 09:32:36 AM  
1 vote:
Backpack. 50' rope. 10' pole. Hammer. Iron spikes. 3 days of iron rations.
2013-03-05 08:10:49 AM  
1 vote:
At least this time, when the headline says "smoking hot", I didn't need eye bleach.
2013-03-05 07:47:01 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think she's selling advice for women to get schlubs like us. I'm going to guess that it's for nabbing rich guys.
2013-03-05 07:45:18 AM  
1 vote:

Mark Ratner:  And I don't really care for her attitude that "every man is attainable..."


She's just a few years from the desperate "gotta find a nice guy and settle down and make babies" realization.  Let's see how well she'll be doing getting any guy she wants then.
2013-03-05 07:44:31 AM  
1 vote:
What's the old saying on how to keep a man happy?  Blowjobs or steak...either three times a week will keep a man happy. (Am getting tired of steak).
2013-03-05 07:40:22 AM  
1 vote:
It turns out guys really aren't that picky. Especially when they're drunk.
2013-03-05 07:29:07 AM  
1 vote:
Let's look at this objectively.  She's only 27 years old.  She claims that she lost her virginity at 22.  So let's say that she developed and started using her techniques at 23.  That's 4 years, in which she has become both an expert on seducing any man and developing  long term relationships?  I don't think so.
2013-03-05 07:14:58 AM  
1 vote:

willfullyobscure: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

Actually, you have Aspergers.


oh nooooooes... ass burgers!

/and i haven't been using any excuses throughout my life... damn!
GBB
2013-03-05 07:13:10 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


t2.gstatic.com
Them Doctors were right!!
2013-03-05 06:59:47 AM  
1 vote:
Land the man of your dreams by putting on your robe and wizard's hat?
2013-03-05 06:57:55 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: " especially now I can have any man. "

Sorry Miss Twisty-nose Bed-hopper, not interested. So, *almost* any man, then.
2013-03-05 06:53:13 AM  
1 vote:
It's stuff like this that will keep me clicking the "smoking hot" links.

/because every now and again it might be true.
2013-03-05 12:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
Classic advice.  Suck a lot of dick get a lot of guys.  Works for all genders and probably most animals into human males
 
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