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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 27-year-old Mistress of Seduction teaches women how to land their dream man: "I go from the very basics, such as flossing and waxing, to doing role play" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-03-05 01:03:46 AM
11 votes:
FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.
2013-03-05 03:51:44 AM
5 votes:
Be hot, put out and you can land most guys.

Don't be a biatch, and you can keep 'em.
2013-03-05 07:11:03 AM
4 votes:
If there are women PAYING her to teach them how to land a guy, then, yea, I can see how they'd be too stupid to figure out how to do it themselves.
2013-03-05 07:54:54 AM
3 votes:
1. Rules for landing a boy:
Enjoy farking him, or at very least convince him you do (that includes being willing to do it more than once or twice a week, in the bedroom, with the lights off).
Clean up after him.
Cook for him.

2. Rules for landing a man:
All of the above PLUS:
Don't put up with bullshiat from him (which includes him pulling his own weight on domestic chores).

3. Rules for KEEPING a man:
All of the above PLUS:
Don't give him bullshiat.

A bullshiat-free relationship is a solid one. Very many people can't manage that.
2013-03-05 07:45:18 AM
3 votes:

Mark Ratner:  And I don't really care for her attitude that "every man is attainable..."


She's just a few years from the desperate "gotta find a nice guy and settle down and make babies" realization.  Let's see how well she'll be doing getting any guy she wants then.
2013-03-05 07:29:07 AM
3 votes:
Let's look at this objectively.  She's only 27 years old.  She claims that she lost her virginity at 22.  So let's say that she developed and started using her techniques at 23.  That's 4 years, in which she has become both an expert on seducing any man and developing  long term relationships?  I don't think so.
2013-03-05 07:26:30 AM
3 votes:
My two step technique for women when they want to seduce a man.

1. Point to the guy you want to seduce.

2. When you get his attention, point to your crotch.

That's it. A free service provided to you, from me.
2013-03-05 06:59:36 AM
3 votes:
FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.
2013-03-05 01:39:00 AM
3 votes:
Role playing advice #1: Pathfinder is better than 4th Edition
2013-03-05 12:42:49 AM
3 votes:
Classic advice.  Suck a lot of dick get a lot of guys.  Works for all genders and probably most animals into human males
2013-03-05 09:37:21 AM
2 votes:

BarleyGnome: Backpack. 50' rope. 10' pole. Hammer. Iron spikes. 3 days of iron rations.


Normally I have to pay extra for that kind of action, whats the up charge?

HindiDiscoMonster: ///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


Easiest way to nail the hot girl at the bar, buy drinks and faun over her less attractive friend. She'll be stumbling over trying to get your attention. Keep it up and those panties will be your keepsake in the morning.

And you'll get a nice bonus because you can now nail her friend, as your star approved by someone more attractive than her.
2013-03-05 06:57:55 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: " especially now I can have any man. "

Sorry Miss Twisty-nose Bed-hopper, not interested. So, *almost* any man, then.
2013-03-05 06:56:07 AM
2 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.


Back fat = no thanks.
2013-03-05 06:52:01 AM
2 votes:

SJKebab: Philbb: FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

Allow me to reiterate this for posterity.

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

/Also, if you're using your teeth, you're doing it wrong.


This. Who is responsible for teaching them that? Srsly.
2013-03-05 05:09:00 AM
2 votes:
Green eyes.. nice.
2013-03-05 04:33:48 PM
1 votes:

lordaction: I can teach them women for free.  STOP biatching, moaning and whining all the time.  Every man will be beating your down to be with you.


Actually, I kind of like the moaning
2013-03-05 11:52:47 AM
1 votes:
www.dmvfollowers.com


"100 Ways to Please Your Man" -by Some Lady

That list aint 100 things long...that list is 4 things long

1. Suck his dick
2. Play with his balls
3. Fix him a sandwich
4. Don't talk so much
2013-03-05 11:25:48 AM
1 votes:

SJKebab: Philbb: FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

Allow me to reiterate this for posterity.

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

/Also, if you're using your teeth, you're doing it just right.


FTFY
2013-03-05 11:24:33 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: One of her clients was a London businesswoman who was successful and attractive but had a stalled love life. Arden says: "There was one 'target' she was interested in but she couldn't get him to notice her, so she called me.

"She insisted she had tried it all - subtle glances across the crowded room, flirty body language when he approached her - but after listening, I reckoned she hadn't tried much at all. To seduce, you cannot let fear of rejection override your desire and that's what she did."


I notice a subtle error in the way that client went about her plan. Subtle? Body language? She's trying to hook a guy. Ask him if he wants to go out for lunch. My theory is that men don't (always) notice body language because they have been burned more than once. You want it? You ask. Don't "hint" at anything.
2013-03-05 10:19:39 AM
1 votes:
ladies, since when has getting a man to sleep with you been a mystery?  we're men, not women.

1.)  be hot and slim.
2.)  be friendly.
3.)  get laid.

should take about 20 minutes from you deciding you wanna get laid, to you getting laid.  assuming you're hot and friendly.  if you're not hot and friendly...

1.)  try to get hotter, lose weight.
2.)  try not to be such a biatch.
3.)  get laid.

if you're fug...

1.)  lower your standards a lot.
2.)  get laid.

now getting a man to commit is another story.  but i didn't see anything relevant to that in the article.  maybe it's in the book.
2013-03-05 09:45:35 AM
1 votes:

jigger: She needs to sand down about an inch of that makeup and then we'll see.


This. Smoking hot women don't need that much crap on their faces.
2013-03-05 08:10:49 AM
1 votes:
At least this time, when the headline says "smoking hot", I didn't need eye bleach.
2013-03-05 07:47:01 AM
1 votes:
I don't think she's selling advice for women to get schlubs like us. I'm going to guess that it's for nabbing rich guys.
2013-03-05 07:40:22 AM
1 votes:
It turns out guys really aren't that picky. Especially when they're drunk.
2013-03-05 07:37:08 AM
1 votes:

Old Man Winter: Classic advice.  Suck a lot of dick get a lot of guys.  Works for all genders and probably most animals into human males


More or less.

I'd further generalize the advice to this on keeping a man happy:  "That thing that he wants you to do that you are not sure about doing?  Do it."

2013-03-05 07:31:56 AM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


you're the first heterosexual man i've heard state something like that aside from my brother. he's been a keyboard man in bands since i was little. wimmen would come on to him most every time he played out. early on he realized many of these ladies were married and out for a quick cheap while their husbands were away on business. turned him off big time.
he's an incredibly rare exception. i've noticed most guys will fark most anything any time. too many guys have no shame, no pride, and no control over their sexuality. that's pretty sad behavior for an adult male. in  your case, you're a control freak. you're better off being single because you would probably turn a nice woman into a man hating lesbian.
2013-03-05 07:19:49 AM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.


Duuuuuuuuude

Been there, done that.  And nothing makes a woman go batshiat insane crazy like turning them down for sex.  I've had some go into creepy stalker mode, unfortunately.

Once I had one rip off her shirt and press a huge-pair of beautiful boobs into my face.  Unfortunately at the time I was living with some other girl so I had to walk away from it. She starting yelling "No man has EVER said no to me" as I walked away.

/I went home all horny and tried to have sex with my girl friend and she wasn't interested. I felt like yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST TURNED DOWN TONIGHT?"
//A friend of mine eventually did the one I turned down and had to tell me it was the best he's ever had.
///Yeah, I'm an idiot
2013-03-05 07:13:56 AM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


Actually, you have Aspergers.
2013-03-05 06:59:47 AM
1 votes:
Land the man of your dreams by putting on your robe and wizard's hat?
2013-03-05 06:53:13 AM
1 votes:
It's stuff like this that will keep me clicking the "smoking hot" links.

/because every now and again it might be true.
2013-03-05 02:59:45 AM
1 votes:

Philbb: FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.


Allow me to reiterate this for posterity.

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

/Also, if you're using your teeth, you're doing it wrong.
2013-03-05 01:05:37 AM
1 votes:
Note to the Fark cynical: the "smoking hot" is not ironic in this case
 
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