serfdood: At least this time, when the headline says "smoking hot", I didn't need eye bleach.
GBB: HindiDiscoMonster: GBB: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'First, let me just say bullshiat.Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge./in other words... i am unseduceable.//no i am not some super attractive male///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them[t2.gstatic.com image 224x224]Them Doctors were right!!you're gonna have to help me out with this one.../hangs head in shame.Todd Akin. I was making a crude connection between your bullshiat detector "shutting down" your desires and his statement that doctors told him that a woman's body has a way of "shutting down" its reproductive ability to prevent pregnancy from rape.
lordaction: I can teach them women for free. STOP biatching, moaning and whining all the time. Every man will be beating your down to be with you.
lordaction: Every man will be beating your down...
Tsar_Bomba1: "I've studied and honed my technique to a fine art, lost 20lb, corset-trained my waist and now have the skills to get the men I always thought were unattainable. In the past three years I've become a professional seductress and am now living the life of my dreams.So in other words a whore?
The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.
Chariset: Note to the Fark cynical: the "smoking hot" is not ironic in this case
ironfister: That picture is a man crossdressed
Nutsac_Jim: BrokenToilet: FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.Shes a farmer?
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