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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 27-year-old Mistress of Seduction teaches women how to land their dream man: "I go from the very basics, such as flossing and waxing, to doing role play" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-03-05 01:31:52 PM  

serfdood: At least this time, when the headline says "smoking hot", I didn't need eye bleach.


Yeah, but what's that thing on her face and where's her nose?
 
2013-03-05 01:50:28 PM  
A now, a few words from the itty bitty titty committee...
 
2013-03-05 02:10:52 PM  
I've seen horribly ugly women "seduce" very attractive men, by pretty much doing what every guy in here is saying. Men like being upfront about things, and tend to be blunt.
 
2013-03-05 02:54:59 PM  

GBB: HindiDiscoMonster: GBB: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

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Them Doctors were right!!

you're gonna have to help me out with this one...

/hangs head in shame.

Todd Akin.  I was making a crude connection between your bullshiat detector "shutting down" your desires and his statement that doctors told him that a woman's body has a way of "shutting down" its reproductive ability to prevent pregnancy from rape.


oooooh ok, thanks. now i get it.
 
2013-03-05 03:24:00 PM  
I can teach them women for free.  STOP biatching, moaning and whining all the time.  Every man will be beating your down to be with you.
 
2013-03-05 04:33:48 PM  

lordaction: I can teach them women for free.  STOP biatching, moaning and whining all the time.  Every man will be beating your down to be with you.


Actually, I kind of like the moaning
 
2013-03-05 05:43:51 PM  
"I've studied and honed my technique to a fine art, lost 20lb, corset-trained my waist and now have the skills to get the men I always thought were unattainable. In the past three years I've become a professional seductress and am now living the life of my dreams.

So in other words a whore?
 
2013-03-05 06:14:59 PM  

lordaction: Every man will be beating your down...




Is that a euphemism that I missed?
 
2013-03-05 07:32:57 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: "I've studied and honed my technique to a fine art, lost 20lb, corset-trained my waist and now have the skills to get the men I always thought were unattainable. In the past three years I've become a professional seductress and am now living the life of my dreams.

So in other words a whore?


Exactly.

I believe Snoop Dogg in "Bossin' It Up" would have something to say about this woman.
img404.imageshack.us Cordé Christopher: Pimpin' and ho'in is the best thing going.
 
2013-03-05 09:47:47 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.


and can you imagine how sharp her knees must be?! Jeeze, what a heifer.
 
2013-03-05 10:51:20 PM  

Chariset: Note to the Fark cynical: the "smoking hot" is not ironic in this case


No kidding, right? I expected explicit pictures of some snaggle-toothed she-beast.
 
2013-03-05 11:46:35 PM  
And no one did a google search for her?  (Or maybe they did and I missed it)

NSFW:

http://ardensirens.tumblr.com/
 
2013-03-06 11:16:36 AM  
That picture is a man crossdressed
 
2013-03-06 12:09:54 PM  

ironfister: That picture is a man crossdressed


I'm going with no. She's the one on the right, and the link is NSFW
 
2013-03-06 12:11:17 PM  
Another NSFW
 
2013-03-06 05:07:53 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: BrokenToilet: FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.

Shes a farmer?


Wouldn't that make her a hunter or gatherer?
 
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