Classic advice.  Suck a lot of dick get a lot of guys.  Works for all genders and probably most animals into human males

Green eyes.. nice.

No titties = no thanks.

SJKebab: Philbb: FTFA: "She has created seduction techniques which she guarantees will help all women, no matter how they look, to land their dream man."

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

Allow me to reiterate this for posterity.

As a man I can teach any woman what techniques will work. Show up naked and bring beer. If that doesn't work, show up naked with a naked female friend and bring beer.

/Also, if you're using your teeth, you're doing it wrong.

This. Who is responsible for teaching them that? Srsly.

It's stuff like this that will keep me clicking the "smoking hot" links.

/because every now and again it might be true.

The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.

Back fat = no thanks.

The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.

The small titties tend to stay nice as a women ages. And popping out a couple crotch fruit can even improve em.
Bigens on the other hand are nice until your women turns thirty and shiats out a couple kids. Then they turn into a big old floppy mess that hang a little lower year after year.

FTFA: " especially now I can have any man. "

Sorry Miss Twisty-nose Bed-hopper, not interested. So, *almost* any man, then.

FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.

Land the man of your dreams by putting on your robe and wizard's hat?

BigBooper: The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.

The small titties tend to stay nice as a women ages. And popping out a couple crotch fruit can even improve em.
Bigens on the other hand are nice until your women turns thirty and shiats out a couple kids. Then they turn into a big old floppy mess that hang a little lower year after year.

Dont know what kinda women YOU have been with, but my experiences have clearly been very different.

/c-cups or bigger pls
//if your woman's titties are saggy at 30, she's doing it wrong.

FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

Swallow

BigBooper 2013-03-05 06:56:22 AM The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.

The small titties tend to stay nice as a women ages. And popping out a couple crotch fruit can even improve em.
Bigens on the other hand are nice until your women turns thirty and shiats out a couple kids. Then they turn into a big old floppy mess that hang a little lower year after year.

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the author. And that nose!

BigBooper    2013-03-05 06:56:22 AM The more you eat the more you fart: No titties = no thanks.

The small titties tend to stay nice as a women ages. And popping out a couple crotch fruit can even improve em.
Bigens on the other hand are nice until your women turns thirty and shiats out a couple kids. Then they turn into a big old floppy mess that hang a little lower year after year.

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the author. Also, how about that nose job!

BrokenToilet: FTFA: I believe I am the only female pick-up artist and I don't know of anyone else who does what I do for a living.

Lots of women have done it. It's called the oldest profession.

I don't know what you're talking about but it rhymes with WHORE

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them


Them Doctors were right!!

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

Actually, you have Aspergers.

willfullyobscure: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

Actually, you have Aspergers.

oh nooooooes... ass burgers!

/and i haven't been using any excuses throughout my life... damn!

GBB: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

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Them Doctors were right!!

you're gonna have to help me out with this one...

/hangs head in shame.

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

Duuuuuuuuude

Been there, done that.  And nothing makes a woman go batshiat insane crazy like turning them down for sex.  I've had some go into creepy stalker mode, unfortunately.

Once I had one rip off her shirt and press a huge-pair of beautiful boobs into my face.  Unfortunately at the time I was living with some other girl so I had to walk away from it. She starting yelling "No man has EVER said no to me" as I walked away.

/I went home all horny and tried to have sex with my girl friend and she wasn't interested. I felt like yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST TURNED DOWN TONIGHT?"
//A friend of mine eventually did the one I turned down and had to tell me it was the best he's ever had.
///Yeah, I'm an idiot

weave: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

Duuuuuuuuude

Been there, done that.  And nothing makes a woman go batshiat insane crazy like turning them down for sex.  I've had some go into creepy stalker mode, unfortunately.

Once I had one rip off her shirt and press a huge-pair of beautiful boobs into my face.  Unfortunately at the time I was living with some other girl so I had to walk away from it. She starting yelling "No man has EVER said no to me" as I walked away.

/I went home all horny and tried to have sex with my girl friend and she wasn't interested. I felt like yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST TURNED DOWN TONIGHT?"
//A friend of mine eventually did the one I turned down and had to tell me it was the best he's ever had.
///Yeah, I'm an idiot

I am actually glad i was'nt a dog growing up.(not to say there haven't been regrets - there have), but i learned to respect women and am now with a woman who respects me and will not leave me (yes i know, never is a word that should never be used, but we have already encountered the worst things possible in our lives and we made it through together).

My two step technique for women when they want to seduce a man.

1. Point to the guy you want to seduce.

2. When you get his attention, point to your crotch.

That's it. A free service provided to you, from me.

Let's look at this objectively.  She's only 27 years old.  She claims that she lost her virginity at 22.  So let's say that she developed and started using her techniques at 23.  That's 4 years, in which she has become both an expert on seducing any man and developing  long term relationships?  I don't think so.

What does it mean to 'corset-train' one's waist?

My own philosophy I call "The Three B's"

1. Be nice
2. Be cute
3. Be quiet

Seriously tho, this lady is selling NLP courses and packaging it as seduction. Its all about finding your niche, as otherwise she would just be another quack NLP instructor.

Old Man Winter: Classic advice.  Suck a lot of dick get a lot of guys.  Works for all genders and probably most animals into human males


More or less.

I'd further generalize the advice to this on keeping a man happy:  "That thing that he wants you to do that you are not sure about doing?  Do it."

Chariset: Note to the Fark cynical: the "smoking hot" is not ironic in this case

That's true, but her eyebrows are really thick. And I don't really care for her attitude that "every man is attainable..."....not with eyebrows like that, honey.

HindiDiscoMonster: weave: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

Duuuuuuuuude

Been there, done that.  And nothing makes a woman go batshiat insane crazy like turning them down for sex.  I've had some go into creepy stalker mode, unfortunately.

Once I had one rip off her shirt and press a huge-pair of beautiful boobs into my face.  Unfortunately at the time I was living with some other girl so I had to walk away from it. She starting yelling "No man has EVER said no to me" as I walked away.

/I went home all horny and tried to have sex with my girl friend and she wasn't interested. I felt like yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST TURNED DOWN TONIGHT?"
//A friend of mine eventually did the one I turned down and had to tell me it was the best he's ever had.
///Yeah, I'm an idiot

I am actually glad i was'nt a dog growing up.(not to say there haven't been regrets - there have), but i learned to respect women and am now with a woman who respects me and will not leave me (yes i know, never is a word that should never be used, but we have already encountered the worst things possible in our lives and we made it through together).

I'm with you. 100% on respecting and being respected. I also don't enjoy being manipulated.

This woman is selling books and seminars, not relationships

I'd fark her.

KrispyKritter: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

you're the first heterosexual man i've heard state something like that aside from my brother. he's been a keyboard man in bands since i was little. wimmen would come on to him most every time he played out. early on he realized many of these ladies were married and out for a quick cheap while their husbands were away on business. turned him off big time.
he's an incredibly rare exception. i've noticed most guys will fark most anything any time. too many guys have no shame, no pride, and no control over their sexuality. that's pretty sad behavior for an adult male. in  your case, you're a control freak. you're better off being single because you would probably turn a nice woman into a man hating lesbian.

That's not how lesbianism works. /morbo

It turns out guys really aren't that picky. Especially when they're drunk.

KrispyKritter: HindiDiscoMonster: FTA; Nymphomaniac Arden Leigh says 'no man is unattainable'

First, let me just say bullshiat.

Second, I have had girls throughout my life who have tried to bed me (I never understood why till I grew up), and I always was quite capable of saying no, no matter how hot they were, or what they promised.
This has nothing to do with being gay (i am not), nor some magical ability to turn off my desire (I wanted all of em), BUT... I do NOT like being manipulated. Any attempt to manipulate me sets off my bullshiat detector, and all operations i would normally engage in such as farking the shiat out of someone will simply shut down, and no amount of further manipulation, cajoling, sweet talk, or anything else will cause me to budge.

/in other words... i am unseduceable.
//no i am not some super attractive male
///i believe they all saw me as a challenge because i payed no attention to them

you're the first heterosexual man i've heard state something like that aside from my brother. he's been a keyboard man in bands since i was little. wimmen would come on to him most every time he played out. early on he realized many of these ladies were married and out for a quick cheap while their husbands were away on business. turned him off big time.
he's an incredibly rare exception. i've noticed most guys will fark most anything any time. too many guys have no shame, no pride, and no control over their sexuality. that's pretty sad behavior for an adult male. in  your case, you're a control freak. you're better off being single because you would probably turn a nice woman into a man hating lesbian.

I don't know, man; some of us are just bullshiat-intolerant. I will drop-kick pretty much anyone from my life - not just dating or bunga-bunga consideration - if they don't knock off the manipulative behavior when called on it the first time.


/there's greasing the wheels of society
//and then there's just grease

That. Is a dude.

What's the old saying on how to keep a man happy?  Blowjobs or steak...either three times a week will keep a man happy. (Am getting tired of steak).

Mark Ratner:  And I don't really care for her attitude that "every man is attainable..."

She's just a few years from the desperate "gotta find a nice guy and settle down and make babies" realization.  Let's see how well she'll be doing getting any guy she wants then.

Venus: What does it mean to 'corset-train' one's waist?

It means you get used to not engaging your diaphragm during respiration.  It creates the effect of the boobs heaving,
since all movement if upper ribcage.

I run in the goth/industrial/burlesque/fetish/BDSM community in Atlanta.  Some women get their waists down to around 20".

While I love corsets & have several, I really like breathing, so I never wear them too tight.  Wouldn't want a man that wanted
me to suffer like that anyway.

She's cute, but crazy and trying to prove something to herself.

Pass.