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(Collider)   "Resident Evil 6: Yes, We're Still Doing This" set for a September 12th 2014 release   (collider.com) divider line 28
    More: Followup, Resident Evil, Paul W.S. Anderson, Pompeii  
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2013-03-05 12:08:20 AM  
If its quality is any thing like the game version of Resident Evil 6, I think I'll pass.
 
2013-03-05 12:17:31 AM  
Flame on, but I'll suspend my disbelief and crticial nature for a couple of hours with Mila and some Zombies anytime.
 
2013-03-05 12:42:51 AM  

Highroller48: Flame on, but I'll suspend my disbelief and crticial nature for a couple of hours with Mila and some Zombies anytime.


I would normally say so, and I really enjoyed the first 2 or 3 movies. But the most recent one (5) was really really terribad. I mean not just your normal b grade Resident Evil cheesy acting, but instead the actors pretty much completely phoned it in, and the director apparently didn't give a damn. No one was even remotely trying to act and it didn't even look like they were having fun at being bad at it either.

It just sucked. So, yeah, I'm pretty much not hopeful at all about 6. If it continues to follow the trend line of the series downward, then it will probably be an "actually angry at wasting 2 hours" movie.
 
2013-03-05 01:05:13 AM  
"the big titty-ing"
 
2013-03-05 02:02:15 AM  
Let's just do "Milla Jovovich Carrying Swords", record about 25 hours of it, and release it in 2.5 hr increments every time she needs some extra money.

I'm down.
 
2013-03-05 03:35:00 AM  
Isn't it time for a reboot, what with them 5 million clones of every character that has ever appeared in the franchise, and the whole world over run with zombies?

I'd like to see something more like the video games, with isolated outbreaks.
 
2013-03-05 05:39:45 AM  

SpikeStrip: "the big titty-ing"


No, Mila Jovovich is going to be in it.
 
2013-03-05 05:51:18 AM  
*scans link*

www.nationalconfidential.com
 
2013-03-05 06:10:32 AM  
I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.
 
2013-03-05 06:15:32 AM  

SoothinglyDeranged: I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.


This.
 
2013-03-05 07:14:48 AM  

ReapTheChaos: SoothinglyDeranged: I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.

This.


Cinematic junk food, but i'd be lying if I said I don't own all 5 on steel booked blu ray.
 
2013-03-05 07:42:11 AM  
they have to do another one, because the last one ended on such a big cliffhanger!  i'm sure that part 6 will tie up all the loose ends with a satisfying and logical conclusion to the series..

seriously though, the resident evil movies are my favorite bad movies ever.  i love the whole series even though parts 1 and 3 are the only decent ones.  parts 4 and 5 were bad but watchable, and part 2 is one of the worst movies i've ever seen.  but i love that series, mainly because milla jovovich.  although the chick they got to play ada wong in part 5 is a cutie pie as well, i would not mind seeing more of her, so to speak.
 
2013-03-05 07:44:53 AM  

ReapTheChaos: SoothinglyDeranged: I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.

This.


ditto
 
2013-03-05 07:49:13 AM  
I enjoyed the last one.  Liked seeing Jill and Ada Wong and Leon and Barry!
They're cheese, sure.  But they're fun cheese.

Meanwhile I can't muster the enthusiasm to finish the first campaign of RE:6 the game.
 
2013-03-05 08:39:51 AM  
You could put Mila on a film loop of her in leather for 6 hours cutting down zombies and the occasional husky voice one liners and I'd still pay for the blu-ray of it

..Damn you Anderson, you've found our vice.
 
2013-03-05 09:44:26 AM  
Yeah, I've watched them all.  But to be honest, I'm sick of all these G*d-D@mn clones in my G*d-D@mn movies and comics.  Afterlife (RE: 5) was pretty craptastic not in the good way.  Did she even reload her Kriss Vectors once?  At least in Ultraviolet she had some sort of magical device pulled bullets from a pocket universe to reload her weapons for her.  Well, I'll watch the next one when it's released on dvd hopefully it will be the end of the series.
 
2013-03-05 10:16:48 AM  
They need to bring back Ali Larter.
 
2013-03-05 10:34:42 AM  
My grandpa has better tits than her.

And he's dead.
 
2013-03-05 10:52:53 AM  

Mystery Vortex: My grandpa has better tits than her.

And he's dead.


nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-03-05 11:35:25 AM  
I do love some MIlla
 
2013-03-05 03:43:18 PM  

Summoner101: If its quality is any thing like the game version of Resident Evil 6, I think I'll pass.


Is that game worth it if I wait until it's $20 or less? I like the others but I've only heard bad things about 6.
 
2013-03-05 04:17:20 PM  
5 was pretty bad
 
2013-03-05 04:44:59 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Is that game worth it if I wait until it's $20 or less? I like the others but I've only heard bad things about 6.


I've only gotten halfway (if that) through the first campaign (Leons) and I'm just bored.
They've changed the inventory around (no more chests) and it's confusing. 
Far as I can tell there is no pause to organize your inventory, so it all happens in real time.
They tried to combine RE4 and RE5 and ended up with neither good parts of either.

5 was a good action game, not a good RE game.  4 was a great game, though not RE enough.
6 is also, sad to say, boring.

It's confusing and boring, the controls are wonky and it's just not fun.

Someone else on Fark put it best for me once:  Are you buying the game because you want to play the game or are you buying it for the nostalgia of playing a "Resident Evil" game?
 
2013-03-05 05:30:18 PM  

Frow: ReapTheChaos: SoothinglyDeranged: I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.

This.

ditto


Just watched the 4th one (Afterlife) on cable last night. Mindless fun. Though I don't remember the bad guy from any of the previous stuff. Where did he come from?
Also: after riddling him with bullets I was screaming at them to chop him into little pieces and put each piece in a separate freezer chamber. I'm guessing he survived the scuttle charge explosion to Agent Smith things up again in the next movie?
 
2013-03-05 06:08:39 PM  

Highroller48: Flame on, but I'll suspend my disbelief and crticial nature for a couple of hours with Mila and some Zombies anytime.


Mila has pretty much said she'll do the films as long as they keep selling.  She stars, her husband writes and  directs, and they've setup the whole enterprise so they can have their kids on-location the whole time, etc.  It's basically a big paid family vacation that pays the bills for the rest of the year.  IMHO, they'd be nuts to stop making them.
 
2013-03-05 06:18:25 PM  

buntz: farkingismybusiness: Is that game worth it if I wait until it's $20 or less? I like the others but I've only heard bad things about 6.

I've only gotten halfway (if that) through the first campaign (Leons) and I'm just bored.
They've changed the inventory around (no more chests) and it's confusing. 
Far as I can tell there is no pause to organize your inventory, so it all happens in real time.
They tried to combine RE4 and RE5 and ended up with neither good parts of either.

5 was a good action game, not a good RE game.  4 was a great game, though not RE enough.
6 is also, sad to say, boring.

It's confusing and boring, the controls are wonky and it's just not fun.

Someone else on Fark put it best for me once:  Are you buying the game because you want to play the game or are you buying it for the nostalgia of playing a "Resident Evil" game?


Ouch. Guess I'll just pick up Dead Space 3 instead once the price comes down. I'm pretty behind on my gaming lately. So I usually wait to pick up games on the cheap.
 
2013-03-05 08:01:19 PM  
RE is to the 21st century, what planet of the apes was to the 20th.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-06 07:44:19 PM  

ReapTheChaos: SoothinglyDeranged: I've watched the rest of them, why stop now.

This.


Yup...ditto.
 
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