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(Yahoo)   The Karate Kid is now the Karate Old Guy, so get off his lawn   (movies.yahoo.com) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, Karate Kid, Pat Morita, Ralph Macchio, Elisabeth Shue, Mr. Miyagi, Roadside Attractions, Hilary Swank, Jaden Smith  
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18727 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Mar 2013 at 12:11 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-05 12:18:24 AM
How about we make a movie with Ralph Macchio being the teacher of some poor kid who's getting bullied, and.... You know what? I wouldn't watch that even if someone made that movie. Sorry, Ralph.
 
2013-03-05 12:20:26 AM
Sweep the leg.
 
2013-03-05 12:24:46 AM
just bang the shiat out of that Elisabeth Shue looking biatch
 
2013-03-05 12:25:39 AM
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2013-03-05 12:25:52 AM
Hai!
 
2013-03-05 12:27:59 AM
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 Sweep the leg leaves, Johnny!
 
2013-03-05 12:30:01 AM
"Get him a body bag! Yeaaaah!"
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2013-03-05 12:33:03 AM
Wanna feel old? Ralph Macchio is now the same age that Pat Morita was in the first 'Karate Kid'

Morita was young for his role. His character is a WWII vet, but in reality Morita was 13 when the war ended.
 
2013-03-05 12:34:58 AM
"Gotten," taxandspend-san, "Gotten."

Apparently, "yes," is the answer you are seeking.
 
2013-03-05 01:06:40 AM
Idea for new sequel:  Daniel LaRusso and Eugene Martone are revealed to be twin brothers who open a joint school for karate and blues to honor their former teachers.  Pack it with cameos of contemporary martial artists and musicians.  In the climax the new kid has to make his way through a multi-levelled house, Game of Death-style, alternately duelling with fists and slide guitar.  If he loses, Daniel and Eugene go to hell.
 
2013-03-05 01:10:28 AM
I love weird temporal milestones. XKCD did one that pointed out that the moon landing happened closer to the great depression than current day. One of my favorite is that anything that happened in the 1970s happened closer to WW2 than current day.
 
2013-03-05 01:11:24 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Wanna feel old? Ralph Macchio is now the same age that Pat Morita was in the first 'Karate Kid'

Morita was young for his role. His character is a WWII vet, but in reality Morita was 13 when the war ended.


And Ralph Machio was in his 20s when he did that role, not some teenager.
 
2013-03-05 01:16:54 AM

ReapTheChaos: B.L.Z. Bub: Wanna feel old? Ralph Macchio is now the same age that Pat Morita was in the first 'Karate Kid'

Morita was young for his role. His character is a WWII vet, but in reality Morita was 13 when the war ended.

And Ralph Machio was in his 20s when he did that role, not some teenager.


What's better is Karate Kid 3 came out 8 years after KK, but the storyline is the next years tournament. So Macchio was around 31, playing a 17 year old, with a noticeably fatter ass than he had a few months earlier. The evil sensei in that movie (Kreese's buddy from Vietnam, somehow) was younger than Macchio.

That's also why Daniel never kisses his love interest in that movie, she was a legit 16 so they're "just friends"
 
2013-03-05 01:27:56 AM
I wish I loved anything as much as that guy loves being evil.

/not obscure here
 
2013-03-05 01:43:24 AM
 
2013-03-05 01:59:10 AM
Obligatory (NSFW illustration at the beginning of the article)
 
2013-03-05 02:04:57 AM

Craptastic: "Get him a body bag! Yeaaaah!"
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The quintessential face for douchebaggery.
 
2013-03-05 02:11:57 AM
I liked the Jaden Smith version, and still want a sequel.
 
2013-03-05 02:21:27 AM
If you really want to remake Karate Kid, make it about an asian kid who moves to america, gets beaten by bullies, then meets the school janitor played by machio who teaches him to box.
 
2013-03-05 02:26:43 AM

buckeyebrain: Obligatory (NSFW illustration at the beginning of the article)


That was radical
 
2013-03-05 02:31:41 AM
Wax On F*ck Off with Ralph Machio
 
2013-03-05 02:49:32 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Wanna feel old? Ralph Macchio is now the same age that Pat Morita was in the first 'Karate Kid'

Morita was young for his role. His character is a WWII vet, but in reality Morita was 13 when the war ended the owner of Arnold's Drive-in.




www.restaurantlaughs.com
 
HBK
2013-03-05 03:01:25 AM

taxandspend: Jaroga: "Gotten," taxandspend-san, "Gotten."

Apparently, "yes," is the answer you are seeking.

The scary thing about that: I'm a copy writer.


Not: a very good one.
 
2013-03-05 03:40:39 AM
I liked The Next Karate Kid....
 
2013-03-05 05:57:56 AM
No mercy.
 
2013-03-05 09:00:25 AM

Bob The Nob: No mercy.


well it is for the weak.
 
2013-03-05 09:34:09 AM

Cheater71: Wax On F*ck Off with Ralph Machio


Came for this. Well done.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:29 AM
I once got bored in a hotel room waiting for a dinner date with some friends, so me and my girlfriend watched Karate Kid 3 (or whichever one has Michael Ironside). On the Spanish channel. So we translated in lines that I hope weren't accurate.

/The best was Miyagi on a soccer field with Ironside and Miyagi puts his hands up like "I once caught a fish this big". Ironside scowls at him and our joke was "I thought you were Japanese". Miyagi goes "half Japanese" then widens the gap between his hands and goes "half Irish". We ended up going for a walk. There was no topping the timing of that joke.
 
2013-03-05 11:40:22 AM
He doesn't look bad for 51
 
2013-03-05 11:56:47 AM

frestcrallen: Idea for new sequel:  Daniel LaRusso and Eugene Martone are revealed to be twin brothers who open a joint school for karate and blues to honor their former teachers.  Pack it with cameos of contemporary martial artists and musicians.  In the climax the new kid has to make his way through a multi-levelled house, Game of Death-style, alternately duelling with fists and slide guitar.  If he loses, Daniel and Eugene go to hell.


That is freaking brilliant.  Guest starring Elizabeth Shue and Steve Vai.
 
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