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(KAIT Jonesboro)   You've drunkenly rammed your vehicle into a mobile home and police are close behind, so you: C) attempt to flee the scene in a battery-powered toy truck   (craigheadcounty.kait8.com) divider line 44
    More: Dumbass, DWI, breathalyzer tests, Jonesboro, toy trucks, crimes  
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2013-03-04 11:55:37 PM  
AKA a typical Sunday in Arkansas.
 
2013-03-04 11:56:21 PM  
...and I have relatives in Arkansas.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:43 PM  
goddamn that sounds awesome.

I would love it if there was dash-cam footage of that. and like a police pit maneuver to stop her.

or helicopter footage of spike-strips being used.

with a John Bunnell voice-over ala Family Guy- Flintstones/Star Wars
 
2013-03-05 12:23:14 AM  
How did this not happen in Florida?
 
2013-03-05 03:16:52 AM  
I wanna party with this chick.
 
2013-03-05 03:17:31 AM  

SilentStrider: How did this not happen in Florida?


Sink hole would have gotten him first.
 
2013-03-05 03:18:47 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 03:26:21 AM  
 
2013-03-05 03:30:31 AM  
upshiftautoblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-05 03:32:54 AM  
That booking pic alone would get you at least a 3 month chip at your local AA meeting place.
 
2013-03-05 03:36:47 AM  
What kind of range those things got? 50? 100 yards?
 
2013-03-05 03:39:02 AM  
Pow-pow-power wheels.
 
2013-03-05 03:40:25 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-03-05 03:41:56 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

/witty comment about being hot
 
2013-03-05 03:50:09 AM  
that's a rough 29
 
2013-03-05 04:03:47 AM  

aaronius: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]

/witty comment about being hot


Came for this.  Fark, you seldom disappoint.
 
2013-03-05 04:06:29 AM  

aaronius: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]

/witty comment about being hot


Came for the Go-Go Action Bronco, just surprised it took five meme's to get to it.
 
2013-03-05 04:15:53 AM  

robohobo: Pow-pow-power wheels.


Power wheels power makes it go!
 
2013-03-05 04:20:59 AM  

WillofJ2: [upshiftautoblog.files.wordpress.com image 470x314]


That looks like a ridiculously expensive toy car.  Like, one of the ones they only have at the toy store for display purposes, with a sarcastic $5,000 price tag on it.
 
2013-03-05 04:21:55 AM  
5 charges by 5:30 pm on a Sunday, stay classy.

//oblig:  What's her fark handle?
 
2013-03-05 04:34:41 AM  
I know this has nothing to do wtfh, but- I can imagine myself on one of the giant trains that are big enough for adults to ride, but smaller than needed to transport a lot of freight. Just riding that train, not high on cocaine, working for Julian and Ricky running bricks south. I know- I am rather stoned.
 
2013-03-05 04:35:47 AM  

Rufus Lee King: HotWingAgenda: WillofJ2: [upshiftautoblog.files.wordpress.com image 470x314]

That looks like a ridiculously expensive toy car.  Like, one of the ones they only have at the toy store for display purposes, with a sarcastic $5,000 price tag on it.

I'm just glad that there's one made for our younger African-American brothers:

[static5.businessinsider.com image 590x443]


Keep Obama in president, you know.
 
2013-03-05 04:36:56 AM  
fwiw- I take a Farkette into a drs office a few times a years for spinal injections. One of the drs there is big time into steam engines and big and little trains, or otherwise it would have been off of my lydar .
 
2013-03-05 05:11:35 AM  
DNRTFA,

Did this land the perp TWO counts of DWI?
 
2013-03-05 05:33:42 AM  
Sound like a scene from a MUD.
 
2013-03-05 05:34:06 AM  

Point02GPA: That booking pic alone would get you at least a 3 month chip at your local AA meeting place.


Yeah, but AA chips don't taste very good and you can't drink them.
 
2013-03-05 06:00:11 AM  
Going to the insanity defense.
 
2013-03-05 06:15:51 AM  
I think subby is confused about the standard a,b,c format for headlines.   Jumping straight to c?   Fail.
 
2013-03-05 06:40:13 AM  
You make fun of her, but if she had pulled it off she'd have been a folk hero
 
2013-03-05 06:55:06 AM  

snailbarf: that's a rough 29


I thought she looked like she'd scrub up real nice... She was totally without makeup, and looked to be baked well beyond what i could still be upright with. (grammer?)

I need more photographic evidence that it's a rough 29. Plus, I'm a rough 34, so I've nothing to be judgin.
 
2013-03-05 06:56:16 AM  

uttertosh: grammer?


I barely know her.
 
2013-03-05 07:23:15 AM  
Pissing in public isn't disorderly, goddamnit.

I think "When you gotta go, you gotta go" should be a Constitutional amendment.
 
2013-03-05 07:26:23 AM  

LordOfThePings: uttertosh: grammer?

I barely know her.


X-D

nice +1
 
2013-03-05 07:33:22 AM  

ertznay: I wanna party with this chick.


You stay away from my sister!!!
 
2013-03-05 07:34:54 AM  
Too bad it wasn't the police motorcycle with real working lights. She would have blended right in.
 
2013-03-05 07:51:52 AM  

Gelatinous: robohobo: Pow-pow-power wheels.

Power wheels power makes it go!


Glad i'm not the only one. The jingle is now stuck in my head.
 
2013-03-05 08:15:40 AM  
 
2013-03-05 08:21:42 AM  

Point02GPA: That booking pic alone would get you at least a 3 month chip at your local AA meeting place.



prodmod.com
 
2013-03-05 10:05:24 AM  

hardinparamedic: I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]


But they did:

aaronius: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]

/witty comment about being hot

 
2013-03-05 11:04:33 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Has anyone posted this yet?
 
2013-03-05 11:34:07 AM  
Yay! MY FIRST GREENLIGHT!

/been Farkin' for years
//and I live 3 minutes from where this happened
 
2013-03-05 12:09:29 PM  
-_-
 
2013-03-05 12:17:40 PM  

Rufus Lee King: HotWingAgenda: WillofJ2: [upshiftautoblog.files.wordpress.com image 470x314]

That looks like a ridiculously expensive toy car.  Like, one of the ones they only have at the toy store for display purposes, with a sarcastic $5,000 price tag on it.

I'm just glad that there's one made for our younger African-American brothers:

[static5.businessinsider.com image 590x443]


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-05 12:28:31 PM  
FTA: Another witness told police that Craft, who was dressed in a white sweat shirt with no pants or shoes on, began yelling at him.

NO PANTS

NO SHOES

NO PROBLEM!
 
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