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(ABC 15)   Another sinkhole has hiat in Florida, where's the swallow-up tag?   (abc15.com) divider line 25
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2013-03-05 12:03:43 AM
5 votes:
Someone is taking the wrong Bushs
2013-03-05 03:16:53 AM
2 votes:

WillofJ2: insert bad joke about spitting vs swallowing?


what's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and a Olympic diver? One Spitz, the other swallows.
2013-03-05 01:24:05 AM
2 votes:
No, I'm not a furry...

I have Watership Downs Syndrome.
2013-03-05 12:05:45 AM
2 votes:

show me: Filter PWNage FTW.


What's really funny is that the unfiltered headline would not make you think of shiat, but the filtered headline forces your mind to form the word because you know what the filter filters.
2013-03-05 12:04:01 AM
2 votes:
Filter PWNage FTW.
2013-03-04 11:46:35 PM
2 votes:
Oh HELL yeah

Awesome headline
2013-03-05 07:23:03 PM
1 votes:
cierratuatha.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-05 07:10:18 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: FARK rebel soldier: FARK rebel soldier: My shinkhole is a stinkhole. Your shiathole is invalid.

dammit it catches accented í

You cannot defeat the filter. Many have tried.

Try making a Yakov Smirnoff joke. I dare you.


Unleaded AND Premium?  WHAT A COUNTRY!

/nope, still good
2013-03-05 01:32:35 AM
1 votes:

sloshed_again: Paris Hilton goes to Florida now a man is missing!


welcome to my favorites list
2013-03-05 01:28:25 AM
1 votes:
Paris Hilton goes to Florida now a man is missing!
2013-03-05 01:27:05 AM
1 votes:
This country is clearly collapsing from within, I blame Obama.
2013-03-05 01:25:13 AM
1 votes:

ParagonComplex: Calls started coming in at 4:20PM. Must've been some powerful weed. Actually, must've been some powerful spice since that's the big thing in the area.


Spice would tend to cause wormholes, not sinkholes.
2013-03-05 01:24:35 AM
1 votes:
So, Florida really does suck....
2013-03-05 01:17:30 AM
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: Abacus9: HaywoodJablonski: HaywoodJablonski:

When did the filter become self-aware?

I noticed a couple of months ago I posted a South Park reference, the one with Randy on "Wheel of Fortune", and it got filtered to "attractive and successful". And I typed it with an a. At some point, I suspect the filter, or whoever controls it, just started to mess with us.

attractive and successful African-Americans?


Huh.
2013-03-05 12:45:52 AM
1 votes:
I am concerned.  How will Fark survive if  Florida sinks into oblivion?
2013-03-05 12:43:38 AM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: "where's the swallow-up tag?"

So you're giving us permission to use an image of your mom?


Whoa, whoa, buddy. Wait a minute there. Have some respect why don't you for the nice lady? She's only trying to make a livin'.

Like yours.
2013-03-05 12:32:40 AM
1 votes:
"Surrender, and I shall be merciful!"

content8.flixster.com
2013-03-05 12:27:33 AM
1 votes:
Puz called the situation "evolving."

...and was then immediately swarmed by protestors.
2013-03-05 12:18:36 AM
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: Folks, this has to be deliberate.


Florida is eating its spawn?
2013-03-05 12:13:21 AM
1 votes:
Headlines like this one seem epicoontil you realize that the filter pwn in question is probably not one. It's a biatchance, don't you think?
2013-03-05 12:12:41 AM
1 votes:
I'd blame North Korea. But since it's Florida, they're doing us a favor.
2013-03-05 12:10:59 AM
1 votes:
"where's the swallow-up tag?"

So you're giving us permission to use an image of your mom?
2013-03-05 12:08:10 AM
1 votes:
At your Mom's house subby.
2013-03-05 12:07:03 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: show me: Filter PWNage FTW.

What's really funny is that the unfiltered headline would not make you think of shiat, but the filtered headline forces your mind to form the word because you know what the filter filters.


Ain't that some sh*t?
2013-03-05 12:05:39 AM
1 votes:
Folks, this has to be deliberate.
 
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