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(ABC 15)   Another sinkhole has hiat in Florida, where's the swallow-up tag?   (abc15.com) divider line 107
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2013-03-04 11:46:35 PM  
Oh HELL yeah

Awesome headline
 
2013-03-05 12:03:43 AM  
Someone is taking the wrong Bushs
 
2013-03-05 12:04:01 AM  
Filter PWNage FTW.
 
2013-03-05 12:05:39 AM  
Folks, this has to be deliberate.
 
2013-03-05 12:05:45 AM  

show me: Filter PWNage FTW.


What's really funny is that the unfiltered headline would not make you think of shiat, but the filtered headline forces your mind to form the word because you know what the filter filters.
 
2013-03-05 12:06:53 AM  
Who was hit?

/just testing
 
2013-03-05 12:07:03 AM  

untaken_name: show me: Filter PWNage FTW.

What's really funny is that the unfiltered headline would not make you think of shiat, but the filtered headline forces your mind to form the word because you know what the filter filters.


Ain't that some sh*t?
 
2013-03-05 12:08:10 AM  
At your Mom's house subby.
 
2013-03-05 12:08:57 AM  
My shinkhole is a stinkhole. Your shiathole is invalid.
 
2013-03-05 12:09:55 AM  
Wanted for questioning
 
2013-03-05 12:10:11 AM  
RIP JEFF BUSH

upload.democraticunderground.com
 
2013-03-05 12:10:14 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: My shinkhole is a stinkhole. Your shiathole is invalid.


dammit it catches accented í
 
2013-03-05 12:10:34 AM  

texdent: Wanted for questioning




upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-05 12:10:59 AM  
"where's the swallow-up tag?"

So you're giving us permission to use an image of your mom?
 
2013-03-05 12:11:02 AM  
Where's the "Om nom nom" tag?
 
2013-03-05 12:12:41 AM  
I'd blame North Korea. But since it's Florida, they're doing us a favor.
 
2013-03-05 12:12:57 AM  
HOTY candidate. FARK: filterpawned HOTY candidate.
 
2013-03-05 12:13:21 AM  
Headlines like this one seem epicoontil you realize that the filter pwn in question is probably not one. It's a biatchance, don't you think?
 
2013-03-05 12:13:24 AM  
Finally, looks like Florida is falling into the sea!
 
2013-03-05 12:15:05 AM  
img845.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-05 12:16:13 AM  
There are Muslims called shiates.
There are Mushrooms called shiatake (which Firefox flags as misspelled)
/testing
 
2013-03-05 12:18:36 AM  

studebaker hoch: Folks, this has to be deliberate.


Florida is eating its spawn?
 
2013-03-05 12:19:01 AM  
Wow, both were pwned.
Let's try "was" "previously" "hit", but only like in the headline:
I was hit by a bat.
 
2013-03-05 12:19:11 AM  
A second sinkhole has hit Florida.
 
2013-03-05 12:20:03 AM  
I call bullshiat.
 
2013-03-05 12:21:23 AM  

Gyrfalcon: studebaker hoch: Folks, this has to be deliberate.

Florida is eating its spawn?


I think he's talking about prankster Subby trying to fool us into thinking this is a filterpwned headline. I just verified that "has hit" does not get converted to "has hiat".
 
2013-03-05 12:26:02 AM  
I think Florida is trying to find Jeb Bush, but it's navigationally challenged. Someone throw a Garmin GPS into the hole.
 
2013-03-05 12:27:33 AM  
Puz called the situation "evolving."

...and was then immediately swarmed by protestors.
 
2013-03-05 12:29:04 AM  

Paris1127: Headlines like this one seem epicoontil you realize that the filter pwn in question is probably not one. It's a biatchance, don't you think?


I liked Mel Blanc until the 70s or so.
 
2013-03-05 12:29:45 AM  

LDM90: Paris1127: Headlines like this one seem epicoontil you realize that the filter pwn in question is probably not one. It's a biatchance, don't you think?

I liked Mel Blanc until the 70s or so.


Wheeee!
 
2013-03-05 12:32:40 AM  
"Surrender, and I shall be merciful!"

content8.flixster.com
 
2013-03-05 12:32:46 AM  
Literally the stuff of my nightmares.
 
2013-03-05 12:37:15 AM  

Vindibudd: Literally the stuff of my nightmares.


If that is true, then you should stop having these nightmares. Look at all the damage you've caused!
 
2013-03-05 12:43:38 AM  

Charlie Chingas: "where's the swallow-up tag?"

So you're giving us permission to use an image of your mom?


Whoa, whoa, buddy. Wait a minute there. Have some respect why don't you for the nice lady? She's only trying to make a livin'.

Like yours.
 
2013-03-05 12:45:52 AM  
I am concerned.  How will Fark survive if  Florida sinks into oblivion?
 
2013-03-05 12:48:30 AM  
Time to call these guys.
images.cwtv.com
 
2013-03-05 12:48:35 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: FARK rebel soldier: My shinkhole is a stinkhole. Your shiathole is invalid.

dammit it catches accented í


Am I posting the first reply to your first post in which you realize that the FARK programmers are too clever, and that there is absolutely no way around their mighty filters?

/How did I do that?
 
2013-03-05 12:50:19 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I am concerned.  How will Fark survive if  Florida sinks into oblivion?


Arizona.
 
2013-03-05 12:50:50 AM  
Hey Florida: Nananana Hey hey hey Goodbye! Down the shiate hole you go, where she rises nobody cares!
 
2013-03-05 12:50:58 AM  

Vindibudd: Literally the stuff of my nightmares.


You need to eat more spicy food and watch different shows before sleeping.  I suggest soft core porn and shows about fuzzy bunnies.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:23 AM  

COMALite J: FARK rebel soldier: FARK rebel soldier: My shinkhole is a stinkhole. Your shiathole is invalid.

dammit it catches accented í

Am I posting the first reply to your first post in which you realize that the FARK programmers are too clever, and that there is absolutely no way around their mighty filters?

/How did I do that?


Are you a wizard?

I'm intrigued.
 
2013-03-05 12:56:37 AM  
 
2013-03-05 12:57:32 AM  
Epic until I was hit back in 1994.
 
2013-03-05 12:58:34 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Epic until I was hit back in 1994.


When did the filter become self-aware?

N1994
 
2013-03-05 01:00:20 AM  
Calls started coming in at 4:20PM. Must've been some powerful weed. Actually, must've been some powerful spice since that's the big thing in the area.
 
2013-03-05 01:00:54 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: LDM90 Are you a wizard? I'm intrigued.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%EF%AC%81#Stylistic_ligatures


Weird, I thought he just bolded the i and nothing else in the word.
 
2013-03-05 01:03:59 AM  
Blanc until Blanc until blancoontil
 
2013-03-05 01:14:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: studebaker hoch: Folks, this has to be deliberate.

Florida is eating its spawn?


Obama has a sinkhole machine
 
2013-03-05 01:15:23 AM  
Bullshiat, this isn't just a sinkhole.  Ask Kevin Bacon.
 
2013-03-05 01:15:47 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: HaywoodJablonski:

When did the filter become self-aware?


I noticed a couple of months ago I posted a South Park reference, the one with Randy on "Wheel of Fortune", and it got filtered to "attractive and successful". And I typed it with an a. At some point, I suspect the filter, or whoever controls it, just started to mess with us.
 
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