FARK.com: (7625408) Pop quiz hotshot. The elevator door opens and one man is choking another to death. You have a cell phone, a man bag, and your car keys. What do you do?

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		Pop quiz hotshot. The elevator door opens and one man is choking another to death. You have a cell phone, a man bag, and your car keys. What do you do? (dailymail.co.uk)		268
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Lucky LaRue		2013-03-04 07:38:23 PM

I check dictionary.com on my cell phone for the definition of "man bag"

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:38:58 PM

Take a picture.

Upload to Fark.

Post a thread asking "Wat do?"

No_47		2013-03-04 07:41:41 PM

pee on them

MBK		2013-03-04 07:42:20 PM

Kick the attacker in the head.

gunsmack		2013-03-04 07:42:21 PM

Keep going wherever I was going.

/ pretty far past giving a shiat anymore

UsikFark		2013-03-04 07:42:21 PM

eyeq360		2013-03-04 07:42:23 PM

Swing the man bag as a modified flail. Take the cell phone, use it as a fist weight and punch the choker. If the car keys are on a chain, you can use that to flail at the choker--eye level. Or you take the car keys and use that as a eye-gouging implement.
If you don't want to use your items as tools of pain, a good strike to the shin might do the job.

violentsalvation		2013-03-04 07:43:00 PM

Shoot the hostage.

Yuri Futanari		2013-03-04 07:43:58 PM

Masturbate furiously.

doglover		2013-03-04 07:44:15 PM

I break it up.

Linkster		2013-03-04 07:44:36 PM

Watch until the doors close then take the stairs!

jadeblue		2013-03-04 07:44:38 PM

violentsalvation: Shoot the hostage.
I came in to post:
silentstephi.com

oi_piss_me_off		2013-03-04 07:45:16 PM

leave the cell phone, cross the river with the man bag and the car keys, leave the keys on the other side, go back with the bag and get the phone and take them both back.

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:45:45 PM

KICK THEM IN THE TESIBULLS!

we'refromthesamestory		2013-03-04 07:46:04 PM

Subby,

What are you smoking? Can I get some?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-03-04 07:46:47 PM

Take the stairs.

I_C_Weener		2013-03-04 07:47:02 PM

Wait...which floor are they going to?

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:47:31 PM

Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.

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Bathia_Mapes		2013-03-04 07:47:43 PM

Throw them both down the well and pee on them.

Purelilac		2013-03-04 07:48:07 PM

I saw that video on Gawker. I'd probably start screaming and call 911 at the same time.

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:48:21 PM

IM THE PEE-ER DANGIT

SilentStrider		2013-03-04 07:48:31 PM

I_C_Weener: Wait...which floor are they going to?

The Thirteenth.

Blushing Wall Flower		2013-03-04 07:48:48 PM

FLASH YER BEWBS!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-03-04 07:49:28 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

Fatty McFatcheeks		2013-03-04 07:49:54 PM

wait for the next elevator.

Linkster		2013-03-04 07:50:00 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

Good answer!

Yuri Futanari		2013-03-04 07:50:04 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

That is the answer to everything.

SilentStrider		2013-03-04 07:52:00 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

*note to self, find where Blushing Wall Flower works, wait in elevator with accomplice for her to arrive*

monty666		2013-03-04 07:52:21 PM

Quickly jump in the elevator and press the buttons for every floor and then run out and laugh and then pull my cell phone out of my man purse and call a psychic and ask him "guess what I just saw"

OtherLittleGuy		2013-03-04 07:52:21 PM

Fix the cable.

Blushing Wall Flower		2013-03-04 07:52:23 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

*snort* You wish!

Linkster: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

Good answer!

\o/

SirVagTheTighty		2013-03-04 07:52:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

The liters are going to think you are a questionable lady now lol

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:52:27 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

redoctober65		2013-03-04 07:52:32 PM

I'd annex the Sudetenland and sign a non-aggression pact with Russia

UsikFark		2013-03-04 07:52:33 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

Something will be choked.

I_C_Weener		2013-03-04 07:53:43 PM

LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

Well, looks like I've got a new term to GIS.

Blushing Wall Flower		2013-03-04 07:54:27 PM

SirVagTheTighty: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

THAT'S YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

The liters are going to think you are a questionable lady now lol

I wasn't talking about *my* boobs, now was I? :P

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:55:01 PM

I pull a delicious pastrami on rye out of my man-bear-pig and I offer it to the choker.

The chokee gets a sip of my delicious Ecto Cooler.

Blushing Wall Flower		2013-03-04 07:55:19 PM

LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

And I disagree. Nothing hynotizes a man like an unbalanced pair of boobs. They can't look away, it's like watching a trainwreck with nipples.

atlfarkette		2013-03-04 07:55:32 PM

LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.

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LOL! If that wont freak the attacker out I don't know what will.

Linkster		2013-03-04 07:55:41 PM

I_C_Weener: LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

Well, looks like I've got a new term to GIS.

Also include Walleyed!

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:56:11 PM

My eyes are up here Michael!

sarahthustra		2013-03-04 07:56:21 PM

immediately begin cpr.

I_C_Weener		2013-03-04 07:56:33 PM

Linkster: I_C_Weener: LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

Well, looks like I've got a new term to GIS.

Also include Walleyed!

Oh god. It's like Picasso threw up on RedTube.

SilentStrider		2013-03-04 07:56:49 PM

I_C_Weener: LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

Well, looks like I've got a new term to GIS.

That GIS is surprisingly mostly safe for work.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-03-04 07:56:51 PM

SirVagTheTighty: The liters are going to think you are a questionable lady now lol

I DON'T HAVE TO BE OBJECTIFIED LIKE THIS

Yuri Futanari: That is the answer to everything.

I thought 42 was the answer?

Blushing Wall Flower: *snort* You wish!

No, I wished that I had the ability to fly.

It didn't even work. I can't even jump very high.

*sad face*

LlamaGirl		2013-03-04 07:56:55 PM

atlfarkette: LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.

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LOL! If that wont freak the attacker out I don't know what will.

I'd love to see any man that would not shriek like a girl and stop whatever he is doing if that happened.

GWSuperfan		2013-03-04 07:57:23 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: it's like watching a trainwreck with nipples.

Farkied.

I_C_Weener		2013-03-04 07:57:56 PM

SilentStrider: I_C_Weener: LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

Well, looks like I've got a new term to GIS.

That GIS is surprisingly mostly safe for work.

I know. But they didn't!!! Way to ruin everything!