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(Daily Mail)   Pop quiz hotshot. The elevator door opens and one man is choking another to death. You have a cell phone, a man bag, and your car keys. What do you do?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 268
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2013-03-05 02:27:36 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

And I disagree. Nothing hynotizes a man like an unbalanced pair of boobs. They can't look away, it's like watching a trainwreck with nipples.


 If I Farkied people, 'trainwreck with nipples' would be really tempting.
 
2013-03-05 03:17:05 AM
Leave it to the hipster douche to take a photo with his smartphone.
 
2013-03-05 03:33:28 AM

daveb0rg: eyeq360: This thread just got greenlit and will be on the main page.  I wonder what the liters will make of all of this stuff?

What, you think you're so different than the other people who don't pay 5 bucks a month to get all the shiatty submissions?  Get over yourself.


Still, it wasn't until it hit the main page that all the ITG posts started to show up, while the first part of the thread was hilarious.

/kinda miss my short spell on TF but it took way too much of my time
 
2013-03-05 03:54:07 AM

Kumana Wanalaia: I search the area for traps, hidden doors and compartments.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves of both searching for hidden compartments and strangling people in elevators.
 
2013-03-05 07:26:48 AM
i'd just walk away
i'm a BARTENDER not a BYSTANDER!
 
2013-03-05 07:40:52 AM

GBB: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x429]

Isn't this the default now?


Well, it only takes a second (and that second is very unlikely to be life or death) and you'll have evidence of who did what.
 
2013-03-05 07:52:55 AM
One man is choking another to death.
I have a cell phone, a man bag, and my car keys?

Better drink my own piss.
 
2013-03-05 08:37:30 AM
What do you mean? An African or European man bag?
 
2013-03-05 08:43:07 AM

mrlewish: Fark I am disappoint.
[pauljohnwhite.files.wordpress.com image 410x179]


"Man bag? What's that?"
"You know what a purse is?"
"Of course!"
"Same thing."
 
2013-03-05 08:50:39 AM

GBB: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x429]

Isn't this the default now?


I would be the worst witness ever, I can't even properly identify my waiter beyond the old one or fat one. Even then I frequently get them mixed up with the hostess.  So that actually may be the most helpful thing I could do to identify the attacker if they (hopefully) flee.
 
2013-03-05 09:01:07 AM
Donkey punch.
 
2013-03-05 10:52:47 AM
Call Zed, wake up The Gimp. Duh.
 
2013-03-05 11:14:11 AM
I like the fire extinguisher idea.

I might also pull the building fire alarm just so the combatants hear it and know that an emergency response is on the way.
 
2013-03-05 12:29:00 PM

RobSeace: mrlewish: Fark I am disappoint.
[pauljohnwhite.files.wordpress.com image 410x179]

"Man bag? What's that?"
"You know what a purse is?"
"Of course!"
"Same thing."


It's a European Carry-All!
 
2013-03-05 04:47:06 PM

GWSuperfan: Silentbob768768: how goes it

Oh, you know... kicking ass and taking names as usual. How about yourself?


kicking ass but ive given up on taking names
 
2013-03-05 08:04:06 PM
I would stand my ground and shoot both of them dead
 
2013-03-05 09:28:16 PM
Can't believe I haven't seen this here, but...


blog.bestitalianleather.com

Functional *and* stylish.
 
2013-03-06 12:59:12 AM
Novart

I would stand my ground and shoot both of them dead

Sure, they were beating each other up right at you.
 
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