C18H27NO3: The guy holding the couch is my favorite.He looks like he's pondering whether or not there's room enough for himself and his stuff amid the ruckus.
IamAwake: so uh, what happens when a prankster like this stumbles upon someone with a conceal carry permit, that just shoots the attacker?
mrswood: what if the choker is the good guy and the chokee is the bad guy? how do i know which side i'm on?
Porndip Poonpat: arentol
Spaced Cowboy: Walk the fark away. Learned long ago that getting involved in other people's violent problems only makes you a target of their derp headed violence. If you're stupid enough to resort to violence in public, you're too stupid for me to be involved with.
ongbok: Let me see. I would record it, and when they are done, put my phone in my man bag, take out my car keys and run to my car, drive home, and once I get home watch the video and beat off frivolously.
Jclark666: I'd take my hatchet out of my man bag, and be all like, smash, smash smuh-ashiathen I'd grab their wallets and run.
StokeyBob: Being already a pretty much disarmed public, I'm surprised anyone got involved.
Phil Moskowitz: This is an excellent way to get your actors murdered.
LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.[img.photobucket.com image 139x192]
Brainsick: [i127.photobucket.com image 300x248]Start strangling the dude strangling the other dude/There can be only one
Jument: What if the choker is actually the good guy? Maybe the other guy is a raving psycho and the other guy fought back and managed to get the upper hand just as the doors opened. What then, biatches!?Seriously funny thread. That'll do, Fark, that'll do.
Lucky LaRue: I check dictionary.com on my cell phone for the definition of "man bag"
Just_a_Bear: Lucky LaRue: I check dictionary.com on my cell phone for the definition of "man bag"after a bazillion comments, I still don't know.
PunGent: Just_a_Bear: Lucky LaRue: I check dictionary.com on my cell phone for the definition of "man bag"after a bazillion comments, I still don't know.Never saw the old Seinfeld episode?
MBK: Kick the attacker in the head.
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