reillan: UsikFark: [demetrius.5mp.eu image 470x352]S'imynthah is a contraction of an offensive word that takes longer to pronounce than the known age of the universe.This is pretty much exactly where I took that name.../ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
serpent_sky: red5ish: Do you pole dance? Or are you a Yale alumnae?Neither... Part of me wonders if my life would have been different if I'd had the name I chose all along. If only because I would have had more self confidence when speaking at job interviews, or with publishing myself (not under various pseudonyms) and not always hiding behind my nickname. The one success I have to my name, my band, was done under my nickname, Pixie, which is what I had everyone call me until I had a legal name I liked (and could tolerate.) Best friends did not know my birth name, it was that deeply hidden, and I think it hindered me.Who's to say, though? I could just retroactively be making excuses for thinking I should "follow my dreams" of writing instead of realizing how well wired my brain was for law and similar careers,.... and that I failed at my dreams because I didn't want anyone to address me by my name. Though I know it brought me down a bit any time I ever heard it.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: ReapTheChaos: This headline is invalid due to the fact that strippers don't use their actual names on stage.Yeah, this. Their real names are Crystal and Karen and Brittany. Their stage names are Champagne and Velvet and Raquel.
StreetlightInTheGhetto: If your parents can afford that and didn't inherit wealth a la Beverly Hillbillies they wouldn't name you Candy in the first place.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: BumpInTheNight: hey at least they aren't selling the last shovel at home depot.[27.media.tumblr.com image 468x286]
ReapTheChaos: This headline is invalid due to the fact that strippers don't use their actual names on stage.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just think someone somewhere named their kid Ziggy Stardust. Let that sink in.
martid4: I hate when they get body glitter in the coke.
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the801: she needs to be able to use "Gemantha".
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