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(Gawker)   Your kid is more likely to stay off the pole if her name is Samantha, as opposed to S'imynthah   (gawker.com) divider line 125
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2013-03-04 10:00:13 PM

NASAM: What in The: A former colleague has a son named 'Jacksyn'. What relevance this has, I have no idea, but it's just a farked-up name.

That's truly terrible. My kid had a "Jaxsen" her class, I'd say Jacksyn beats it.

Here are some of my FB friend's kids names:
Jayleigh
Destynee
Journey
Breyauna
Tierrah

WTF people.


WTF NASAM, why are you broadcasting my kids' names on Fark????
 
2013-03-04 10:21:12 PM
I once took a call from a woman named Gynyfer. I asked if I could call her Gyno for short.
 
2013-03-04 10:27:13 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: I found a picture of S'imynthah.

[blogs.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]


Is that Stallone?
 
2013-03-04 10:28:33 PM

megarian: I am guilty of naming my iguana Ziggy Stardust. He does dance for hibiscus flowers.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-03-04 10:36:07 PM

SuperChuck: megarian: I am guilty of naming my iguana Ziggy Stardust. He does dance for hibiscus flowers.

Pics or it didn't happen


He's SEVEN!!!!
 
2013-03-04 11:02:09 PM
 
2013-03-04 11:41:48 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Who ever heard of a skinny girl named "Rhonda"?

Yes..

cache2.artprintimages.com

 
2013-03-04 11:42:47 PM
I have NEVER known a girl called Samantha who was not a very rude girl indeed. On the other hand I have never met a girl called Simynthah at all so I guess..
 
2013-03-04 11:44:50 PM
I like Ritalyn for a girl. Appropriate for the times.
 
2013-03-04 11:59:47 PM
I may be named one of those things, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/not a stripper
//anymore
 
2013-03-05 12:25:00 AM

Queensowntalia: I may be named one of those things, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

/not a stripper
//anymore


Hear that? ... *boom*

That was the sound of your profile collapsing under the weight of all those clicks.
 
2013-03-05 12:54:31 AM
And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good f**king name OK. Hi whats your name? Todd. I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f**king boys names comin' from. Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names. You wanna hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago. Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill. Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil. What happened? Todd. And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker. Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker. F**k Tucker, Tucker sucks. And f**k Tuckers friend Kyle. Thats another soft name for a boy. Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shiat out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.

- George Carlin
 
2013-03-05 01:09:31 AM
You mean people aren't going to take you seriously if you have a name that looks like someone closed their eyes and typed randomly on a keyboard? No way. Shenanigans. You know, someone should write a book on the origin of black people names. Someone had to start the trend of making De masculine and La feminine and then adding cracker names at the end with difficult spelling.
 
2013-03-05 02:01:54 AM

megarian: SuperChuck: megarian: I am guilty of naming my iguana Ziggy Stardust. He does dance for hibiscus flowers.

Pics or it didn't happen

He's SEVEN!!!!


But how old is that in iguana years?
 
2013-03-05 02:02:58 AM

ParagonComplex: You mean people aren't going to take you seriously if you have a name that looks like someone closed their eyes and typed randomly on a keyboard? No way. Shenanigans. You know, someone should write a book on the origin of black people names. Someone had to start the trend of making De masculine and La feminine and then adding cracker names at the end with difficult spelling.


A person's name really says more about their parents than it does about them.
 
2013-03-05 03:24:19 AM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: . Katie Brooklyn totally sounds like she'll do extra favors for money, alcohol, shoes, purses or blow.


This, is a true stement.
 
2013-03-05 03:33:56 AM

SuperNinjaToad: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Who ever heard of a skinny girl named "Rhonda"?

Yes..

[cache2.artprintimages.com image 360x450]


Except that her name is "Rhona" not "Rhonda".
 
2013-03-05 03:40:43 AM
Also, any name after a virtue is right out. No Hopes, Chastities, etc, etc.
 
2013-03-05 03:51:07 AM
I like how when you read obituaries in a small-town paper, you can tell just about every (Scotch-Irish-English heritage) woman who's over 80 by her name, before you even read the age. Irene, Doris, etc.
 
2013-03-05 04:36:06 AM

Terrible Old Man: Also, any name after a virtue is right out. No Hopes, Chastities, etc, etc.


I knew a Charity in high school. She was evil (don't know it she became a stripper or not). She was a member of the Young Republicans - not why I thought she was evil, but there it is.
 
2013-03-05 03:41:30 PM

Abacus9: ParagonComplex: You mean people aren't going to take you seriously if you have a name that looks like someone closed their eyes and typed randomly on a keyboard? No way. Shenanigans. You know, someone should write a book on the origin of black people names. Someone had to start the trend of making De masculine and La feminine and then adding cracker names at the end with difficult spelling.

A person's name really says more about their parents than it does about them.


It says everything about their parents. A kid can't choose the name he or she is born with, but they can sure as hell refuse to answer to it in school, and they can surer as heller legally change it ASAP.
 
2013-03-05 04:34:34 PM
Woman came in to work the other day trailing 2 munchkins. Summer and Seven. Hmmmmm.
 
2013-03-06 12:19:55 AM

Trance354: Woman came in to work the other day trailing 2 munchkins. Summer and Seven. Hmmmmm.


chockblock.files.wordpress.com

What Seven may look like.
 
2013-03-06 12:21:26 AM
ParagonComplex:

A person's name really says more about their parents than it does about them.

It says everything about their parents. A kid can't choose the name he or she is born with, but they can sure as hell refuse to answer to it in school,


No, they really can't.

and they can surer as heller legally change it ASAP.

I wouldn't call 18 years later ASAP.
 
2013-03-06 12:24:24 AM
ParagonComplex:

Besides, why should they have to change their name if they don't want to? Having an unusual name says nothing about you, and shouldn't bar you from employment possibilities or a good school. It's just a name. All names, even the conventional ones, were made up at some point.
 
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