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(CNSNews)   CNS Headline: "DOJ: Children Do Not Need-and Have No Right to--Mothers" Actuality: "DOJ: We can't seem to find any evidence that people in same sex relationships are any better or worse at raising kids"   (cnsnews.com) divider line 189
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2013-03-04 04:37:51 PM
Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.
 
2013-03-04 04:42:32 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_fertilisation

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-04 04:47:45 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


You got at least one immediate bite.
 
2013-03-04 04:48:24 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


Uhm, artificial insemination - you know, the jokes about turkey basters and all that - has been around formally for ages; earliest case is in the 1800s.  No coitus involved.
 
2013-03-04 04:50:11 PM

kronicfeld: Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.

You got at least one immediate bite.


I don't think I was frothy enough to count as "a bite"
 
2013-03-04 05:20:27 PM
"Evidence" is no fun, not compared to the jollies you can get by stirring up the wingnuts with headlines like that.  Who can blame CNS for making their day a bit more interesting?
 
2013-03-04 05:25:29 PM
My favorite part of that aritcle was this:

CNSNews.com is not funded by the government like NPR.
CNSNews.com is not funded by the government like PBS.


Both NPR and PBS consistently put out award winning, quality programming that is informative and entertaining.

CNS puts out garbage.
 
2013-03-04 05:29:16 PM
Regardless of the inaccuracy of the flame-baiting headline in representing the facts, even if that were the DOJ's position it is still correct. Children do not have a right to a parent, or else orphanages could force adoptions.
 
2013-03-04 05:32:01 PM

vernonFL: My favorite part of that aritcle was this:

CNSNews.com is not funded by the government like NPR.
CNSNews.com is not funded by the government like PBS.

Both NPR and PBS consistently put out award winning, quality programming that is informative and entertaining.

CNS puts out garbage.


You have to understand the circular logic at play here. That just means that they're being framed for not toeing the party line of the Gubament!
 
2013-03-04 05:36:19 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


Jesus.
 
2013-03-04 05:36:55 PM
It's craptastic headlines like this that put them on par with Think Progress.
 
2013-03-04 05:37:24 PM

JesusJuice: Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.

Jesus.


ohsnap.jpg
 
2013-03-04 05:37:30 PM
ಠ ಠ

TECHNICALITY
 
2013-03-04 05:37:53 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


So straight people should stop making gay babies.

QED. Straight, Christian People are MORE sinful than homosexuals, since they choose to produce sin on earth.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:37 PM
What does CNS stand for, anyway? "Christian Nationalist" comes to mind, but I can't figure out the S.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:51 PM
Kids do not have a right to a mother.
 
2013-03-04 05:41:54 PM

cptjeff: What does CNS stand for, anyway? "Christian Nationalist" comes to mind, but I can't figure out the S.


Christian National Socialists?
 
2013-03-04 05:41:54 PM

cptjeff: What does CNS stand for, anyway? "Christian Nationalist" comes to mind, but I can't figure out the S.


Central Nervous System. Where the big thinky gel is. But that's not important right now. You have to check that at the door when you read that article.
 
2013-03-04 05:42:30 PM
Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.
 
2013-03-04 05:42:52 PM
Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.
 
2013-03-04 05:44:17 PM

hardinparamedic: So straight people should stop making gay babies.


So should we not have anal sex?  If a woman is double penetrated will the child be bisexual?
 
2013-03-04 05:45:28 PM
I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover.  We should f*ck each other's mothers, f*ck each other's moms.
 
2013-03-04 05:45:54 PM

cptjeff: What does CNS stand for, anyway? "Christian Nationalist" comes to mind, but I can't figure out the S.


I had to go into that article and had to read one of the derptastic comments to get you this

" Cybercast News Service. "
 
2013-03-04 05:46:13 PM
fark me... if you can't believe CNSNews.com, who can you trust?
 
2013-03-04 05:46:59 PM
I think we can all agree, gay or straight, that the problems with parenting lie solely at the feet of the children.
 
2013-03-04 05:48:12 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.


snl.jt.org

GAYBEE? WHAT'S A GAYBEE?
 
2013-03-04 05:48:12 PM
What the hell is CNS?

<opens article - sees Mark Levin banner ad>

Oh. <closes without bothering to read>

Pass.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:07 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.


If you're going to troll, at least check to see if somebody is already using the trollbait you were planning to put out there.  If someone is (and they are:  See the Weeners in this thread) then try something else.

Man, things have come to a pretty pass when we have to instruct trolls on how to do it.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:44 PM

thamike: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.

[snl.jt.org image 276x206]

GAYBEE? WHAT'S A GAYBEE?


Not a gaybee. A GAY BEE
 
2013-03-04 05:50:48 PM

Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.


Stop that, please.
 
2013-03-04 05:50:56 PM

Osomatic: Man, things have come to a pretty pass when we have to instruct trolls on how to do it.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 05:51:15 PM

Osomatic: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.

If you're going to troll, at least check to see if somebody is already using the trollbait you were planning to put out there.  If someone is (and they are:  See the Weeners in this thread) then try something else.

Man, things have come to a pretty pass when we have to instruct trolls on how to do it.


Ha.  I forgot about the filter.
 
2013-03-04 05:51:25 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Regardless of anyone's for or nay on this subject, one thing remains as fact: Not a single gay person alive or who has ever been born could have existed without a man and a woman engaging in coitus.


Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.


So?
 
2013-03-04 05:51:49 PM

Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.


Selection bias. Couples that pass the adoption process are usually fabulous parents. Gay couples in general probably only barely beat the shiatty straight average.
 
2013-03-04 05:51:51 PM

the_sidewinder: Osomatic: Man, things have come to a pretty pass when we have to instruct trolls on how to do it.

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I'm SAYING!  (That's an awesome image.  I'm going to save that one.)
 
2013-03-04 05:52:10 PM

Mr_Fabulous: Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.

Stop that, please.


hehe that wasn't bad
 
2013-03-04 05:53:30 PM
Osomatic
the_sidewinder


Huh, for a second there I actually thought this was a thread relevant to homosexuality
 
2013-03-04 05:54:19 PM

Ned Stark: Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.

Selection bias. Couples that pass the adoption process are usually fabulous parents. Gay couples in general probably only barely beat the shiatty straight average.


but the only sort of gay parental situation the state has control over is the adoptive type so that solves that problem. I guess what I'm saying is that any fool with a dick can be a daddy but it takes a real man to be a fabulous father.
 
2013-03-04 05:55:15 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.


So you're saying that parthenogenetic reproduction has never resulted in a gay baby?
 
2013-03-04 05:55:50 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: Osomatic
the_sidewinder

Huh, for a second there I actually thought this was a thread relevant to homosexuality


Bummer for you, then.
 
2013-03-04 05:56:00 PM

the_sidewinder: cptjeff: What does CNS stand for, anyway? "Christian Nationalist" comes to mind, but I can't figure out the S.

I had to go into that article and had to read one of the derptastic comments to get you this

" Cybercast News Service. "


Well, that's somewhat disappointing. Thank you for your sacrifice, I hope you recover quickly.
 
2013-03-04 05:58:58 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Every single gay baby was produced by a man and a woman.

So you're saying that parthenogenetic reproduction has never resulted in a gay baby?


No, he's saying that gay amoebas are just a myth
 
2013-03-04 06:03:48 PM

the_sidewinder: " Cybercast News Service. "


It was originally "Conservative News Service."
 
2013-03-04 06:04:53 PM
Because if we view gays as equals, we're all gay!!!!
 
2013-03-04 06:06:20 PM

Ned Stark: Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.

Selection bias. Couples that pass the adoption process are usually fabulous parents. Gay couples in general probably only barely beat the shiatty straight average.


Oh please allow me to stereotype. The gay parents I know are all attentive, engaged parents. They are active in their children's lives and great examples to all parents. The couples who have split up have shown a remarkable ability to put aside their differences with their former partners for the sake of the children.

These are the gay parents I know. Therefore it is always true. Or something like that.
 
2013-03-04 06:09:03 PM
This is why all the Republicans, conservatives, and right-wing Christians in this country are so against gay marriage:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE
 
2013-03-04 06:09:09 PM

Ned Stark: Cletus C.: Gay couples are usually fabulous parents.

Selection bias. Couples that pass the adoption process are usually fabulous parents. Gay couples in general probably only barely beat the shiatty straight average.


Gay couples have to want to be parents, there is no oops. So they will in general be better.

/Unless it is a bi-girl couple. Or a lesbian that is raped (but rape can't cause pregnancies)
 
2013-03-04 06:09:41 PM

the_sidewinder: Osomatic: Man, things have come to a pretty pass when we have to instruct trolls on how to do it.

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I used to have to troll uphill both ways.
 
2013-03-04 06:12:01 PM

obenchainr: Uhm, artificial insemination - you know, the jokes about turkey basters and all that - has been around formally for ages; earliest case is in the 1800s.  No coitus involved.


I read an account of that here.  Quote:

"The supposition on the part of the Professor was that the woman was unable to conceive because of some impediment which possibly might be removed. Therefore, she was examined first. The examination was very complete, almost as perfect as an army examination, but not the slightest abnormal condition was discovered. As a matter of possible public interest, I will say that during this examination was discovered for the first time, as far as I know, the suction function of the uterus, which takes place during orgasm. "

Just what is that last sentence implying happened between the Professor and the woman?  It reads like a hoax.
 
2013-03-04 06:15:05 PM
Of course children need mothers, those sammiches aren't going to make themselves.
 
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