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(Telegraph)   Article about ill-fitting bras with visual aids: "Christina Hendricks is displaying 'the ledge issue' caused by ill-fitting bras which give an 'over uplift' effect, transforming breasts into a 'ledge.'"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 306
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2013-03-04 08:03:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: goatleggedfellow: Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.

And here is where I disagree with you. I have many pairs of heels that I could walk in all day with no problem. In fact, most of my heels over 4 inches have more support than my usual sneakers.

This is not the issue though. It's easy to find shoes that fit generally. The trouble with brassieres is that one's breasts swell with monthly hormone changes and thus what was comfortable today is not comfortable tomorrow.


True.

Women have a lot of monthly changes that they match their clothes to. But you don't wear one bra for a whole month. You choose day by day.

/so glad I'm a man
 
2013-03-04 08:07:22 PM
Christina Hendricks should do Shakespeare.

f.nanafiles.co.il

She'd make a great Juliet - she has her own balcony to 'Oh Romeo' from.
 
2013-03-04 08:09:01 PM

goatleggedfellow: True.

Women have a lot of monthly changes that they match their clothes to. But you don't wear one bra for a whole month. You choose day by day.

/so glad I'm a man


I don't know, that could be interesting.

"Hmm, looks like I'll have to wear the big crotch pants today."
 
2013-03-04 08:12:52 PM
If there are seven faux pas (faux pi?), there should be seven farking pictures.

/rant
 
2013-03-04 08:15:26 PM

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


Can we setup a Skype and let us have a look at them for you?  I promise we are a much better judge.
 
2013-03-04 08:21:53 PM

Explodo: I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment. I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.


It doesn't really matter what terminology a man uses.  If at any point his statement indicates that the woman is incorrect, then he is wrong.  With that being the case, continue to use "straigtening out" or pick a new one and stick to that as it can be a stable point of language that can over time, if a listener is willing, help that listener to grasp the meaning of it.  If you keep changing the term to meet the moving target that a woman wants you to hit, you won't ever have anything stable.
 
2013-03-04 08:23:20 PM
Not having boobs or even moobs, I have nothing to contribute except this image of a store I used to pass each and every day. Some days I was lucky and got the red light so that I could stare and imagine.

The giant brassiere looks much larger in person, and it's been there (or a duplicate has) for at least 35 years

i48.tinypic.com
/screenshot from Google Maps, so no hires, and anything that might be mistaken for a face blurred.
 
2013-03-04 08:24:28 PM

Teufelaffe: The Muthaship: Tat'dGreaser: Don't run away when you're right!!!!

I've been married long enough to know being right ain't that important.

Being right is sometimes way worse than being wrong.


I wouldn't know, hasn't happened yet.

/or so she tells me
 
2013-03-04 08:30:43 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.


I am small and short but I umm...have "larger" chest issues. Apparently not only are they for teeny tiny ladies (but extremely tall) but also for ladies with massive shoulders. No one wins. I can't get anything to fit. Well, supermodels win. So there's that.

/love me some boobies
//BIE? EIP!
 
kth
2013-03-04 08:46:53 PM
I had a dress that created a ledge. Throughout the evening I kept on getting distracted by my own boobs.  My friends kept on talking to my chest.  Both genders.  It was hilarious.

I wish I still fit into that dress.

getting old sucks when you like to drink and hate to work out.
 
2013-03-04 08:47:02 PM

kiwimoogle84: dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.


This. I find a style I LOVE, they discontinue it, I have to buy more of something similar, they discontinue it, then I have to find something else close. And of course sizing is a joke. I'm a 38 DD in some brands, 36 D in others. Completely ridiculous. Even my steady basic T-shirt bras from Gap can vary even if I buy two of the same one. And don't get me started on wires digging into sides, spillage out front...

Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't. You don't have to hold yourself in when you go over a speed bump, or wear three brassieres to go jogging. Plus, gravity. Your chest will look better in 20 years than mine will. Fact of life.

/endrant


This! I can't get a standard measurement from one store to the next by a stanger. You can't get a decent measurement over your clothes. Most places won't carry over a DD, and there's a limited selection so you can't try it on. If you try to measure at home... Google "how to measure your bra size" and you find a different formula on each page. It's very expensive to find and buy good, comfortable bras you can trust. One bad seam and you get stabbed. Ouch!
 
2013-03-04 08:56:27 PM
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QhSOupSU6es&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D QhSOupSU6es

Ivor Biggun Bra Size 45

This thread needs less chatter and more examples of boobs.

/ booooobs
 
2013-03-04 08:58:21 PM

dopekitty74: Over there, they seem reasonably priced, but in Canada, the prices are HORRENDOUS for the over DDD bras.

/horrendous i tell you!


THIS!

I'm a 40H and currently own a grand total of 3 bras that actually fit me properly (only one of which is legitimately comfortable).  I find the main problems to be: a) Canadian prices for over DDD bras are obscene (I'm lucky if I can find anything for less than $60), and b) Only about 10% of stores that sell bras (even ones that sell ONLY lingerie) even bother stocking anything over DD or DDD!  It's flipping ridiculous that I can go to a mall with 20+ stores that sell bras and only find 2 that carry my size (which is not to say they will actually fit or look good or not be like $200 a pop).

I firmly believe the article is correct that most women are a DD or larger (at least the women I know are) but just don't know it due to DD being known as huge.  Case in point, my mother, who is quite petite, weighs about 115 lbs, and thought for the longest time that she was a B cup, finally figured out after having a proper fitting, that she is actually a DD (she'd always wanted bigger boobs and now she believes she has them - tada!).

So seriously, stores need to start stocking bigger freaking bras!

/Not even going to get into the nightmare that was trying to find maternity/nursing bras for enormously-swollen-already-massive boobs when I was pregnant.  Ugh.
 
2013-03-04 09:11:38 PM
the word you were looking for, author, is "plateau"
 
2013-03-04 09:12:25 PM
hosted-images.magazine-services.net
 
2013-03-04 09:12:45 PM

albuquerquehalsey: So we need one of these, except for boobs?


crow202.org

I See A Great Need. Relevant, but probably NSFW.

(I could also help with the hands-on standards and practices, being ISO 58008 certified and all.... )
 
2013-03-04 09:16:43 PM
my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.
 
2013-03-04 09:20:50 PM
Just freed myself from an uncomfortable bra, so getting a kick...
 
2013-03-04 09:25:23 PM

illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.


If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.
 
2013-03-04 09:25:25 PM
Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint
 
2013-03-04 09:33:52 PM

SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]


And exactly how much of that 40-F is back meat?

/I can tell it's a lot because of the flabby overhang on that thumb of yours.
 
2013-03-04 09:34:35 PM

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


Man on (under)Wire?

If only that man were me.
 
2013-03-04 09:35:33 PM

TheOther: SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]

Your thumb looks fat.
-studman69


Shiat! Beat me to it.
 
2013-03-04 09:35:33 PM

madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint


Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs
 
2013-03-04 09:41:17 PM

SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs


No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in
 
2013-03-04 09:43:53 PM

megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in


Er.. have another. On me. I'd send you email but I don't have any boobs. You could email me though. That would be almost like the same thing ;}
 
2013-03-04 09:47:41 PM

Benjimin_Dover: Explodo: I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment. I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.

It doesn't really matter what terminology a man uses.  If at any point his statement indicates that the woman is incorrect, then he is wrong.  With that being the case, continue to use "straigtening out" or pick a new one and stick to that as it can be a stable point of language that can over time, if a listener is willing, help that listener to grasp the meaning of it.  If you keep changing the term to meet the moving target that a woman wants you to hit, you won't ever have anything stable.


You sound unhappily married or recently divorced.

I'll admit that there is a good, better and best way to let your wife know that she's made a poor decision, and that the terminology can change, but I am woman enough to admit that I'm likely emotional or hormonal when the random terminology change occurs. My husband is man enough to handle it, either tactfully telling me I'm being overly sensitive or to apologize for being unkind. Not all man are created equal though, I know. I got a good one.

/just finished cleaning the bathroom for his UCL viewing party tomorrow.
//he swears he's cleaning our entire place, but he went running when he got home.
///guest bathroom is his wet-and-dirty clothes hamper, it smells like a gym bag in there 9 times out of 10.
//going to end up cooking for the party too.
/bathroom smells like cranberry orange Yankee candle now.
 
2013-03-04 09:49:35 PM

megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in


Drink more and I also have EIP ; )
 
2013-03-04 09:54:39 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )


Today. It has been a good day.
 
2013-03-04 09:56:09 PM
And that is why we should demand more women wear corcets
 
2013-03-04 09:58:53 PM
I'm clicking on a lot of profiles and not coming up with much. Ladies, I'm afraid you just can't be complaining about your boobs with no visuals. It's like a rule or something.
 
2013-03-04 10:00:57 PM

dragonchild: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.

First off, while I am not a woman I would not jump to the conclusion that Victoria's Secret is some sort of gold standard for measurements pretty much anyone should be able to do.  Just leave gender out of it and consider it my experience with for-profit companies working with a complete lack of industry standards.

Which leads me to my other point:  Industry standards.  In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none.  You could find the exact same size piece of clothing made by three different companies in the same store and the labels will have three different sizes.  It's all about the women fussing around the mall until they find the size that fits with the smallest number on it.  As such a "size 4" or whatever is completely different from whatever the hell it meant 10 years ago.  (There's a "size 0" and even a size "00" now.  I wish I was kidding; women's clothing sizes literally make as much sense as a roulette wheel now.)  The first part of a bra size presumably means the torso measurement (in inches), but I've learned from my wife that that can be off by a couple inches.

So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.  Bras made by different manufacturers could be off by as much as a full cup size.  It's a bed women made for themselves due to ego-driven consumer habits which screws over the few that want to keep shopping simple & predictable.


That's why Bravissimo doesn't go by tape measures, but by how the bra actually sits on the body- the band is snug enough (since it's the part doing most of the heavy lifting in fact, not the straps), that you're not overflowing the cups, etc. I've been lucky enough to be able to visit their stores and get fitted twice now, I just wish the bras weren't so damn expensive.
 
2013-03-04 10:01:52 PM
They are pushed together to form an ass on her chest. Asschest.
 
2013-03-04 10:04:04 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )


I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.
 
2013-03-04 10:06:03 PM

goatleggedfellow: Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.


Bras and heels are not at all comparable. Bras are (ideally) supposed to give support, especially to large-breasted women, because constant back pain is a biatch. Heels are for style, bras are for health.
 
2013-03-04 10:09:43 PM
Oh and I just happened to look and found this 10 Colorful Full Bust Bras For Spring!(sometimes NSFW )
 
2013-03-04 10:12:30 PM

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )

I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.


You must have strange relationships : )
Oh and cocaine
 
2013-03-04 10:13:55 PM

BlackArt: The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing.


CSB:
I met a local girl, a bit younger on a cruise here, and asked her out.
To my surprise, she said yes.
/word to you younger Farkers, the odds are in your favor, if you discount being shot down 99% of the time.
I met her at a local bar and she had two other friends there, both young, and attractive, presumably to judge me and bail her if all did not go well.
I did not tell her of my previous work as a dress designer, to ward off any implication that I Might not be straight., but I, too, could tell a cup size a mile away.
Anyway, I was distracted and when she reintroduced me to her "friends" she said you remeber Penelope, right?
So caught up in the beauty of the date I had I verbally dismissed her as "Oh, yeah, 36, C"
and got dumped.
/Her farking loss.
//My singer was waiting impatiently at home with her perfect, slender, sharp kneed, form in mind, with a bolt of fine Egyptian high count linen and a greig length of 56. ready to go, to make her the perfect summer dress to weare to Mozart on the Green.
/// farkin hateful bieotches.
End CSB:

/Later found out she was a niece of an ex.
//So I'm sure that came up at a family dinner.
///hope they choked on their cosmos over that one.
 
2013-03-04 10:27:01 PM

megarian: illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.

If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.


I took a friend to get properly fitted since it was obvious she was always wearing the wrong size.  She was shocked at how much a good quality bra costs (I paid for it).  I must be doing something wrong, because I didn't benefit from that.  Oh, right.  I'm old and ugly.  Never mind.

/she was 32-D, she'd been wearing a 34-C before
 
2013-03-04 10:28:20 PM

megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".


Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!
 
2013-03-04 10:31:40 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!


Sorry, I don't know how it happens but it does : )
 
2013-03-04 10:31:54 PM
Bewbs = Good
 
2013-03-04 10:33:15 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-03-04 10:35:49 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: You sound unhappily married or recently divorced.


Neither.  I was only speaking from direct observation the vast majority of relationships I have seen either in real life or media.  Books have been written on the subject also with the most recognizable Mars and Venus one.  The two sexes just have different communication styles in both the output (speaking/writing) or input (listening/reading) and once each member of a pair figures out the style of the other member, then things work well.  I think my point, that I admittedly didn't put much effort into making is that if both members are busy chasing each other round in circles trying to nail down what something means, they will never nail it down and will be destined to a life of unhappiness with exchanges of the good ole "You're a stupid witless little man" jabs and the "You're a venomous fat coont" counter punches.  The worst thing is when you think something is nailed down and has a meaning only to find that the meaning is different today than it was yesterday only to find that it goes back to the original meaning the day after that.  It just is not possible to remain sane while going through life not knowing if you are going to be "in the wrong" for doing what was "in the right" just a few hours earlier.

The policy I have is that when somebody who I love and who I think loves me says something, the DEFAULT condition is that is is NOT an attack on me and for me to go into a rage over it.  I assume that it was an error on my part in translation or something like that.  I can accept that or if desired, I can ask questions to get at the heart of it to determine if it was an attack or not but the default position is never that they are attacking me.  I see too many people that flip out before the person is even finished with the sentence and don't have much tolerance for that.  I will move on very easily if I am subjected to repeated lashings because things that I say are automatically considered an attack.  Those attacks tell me more about how that person really thinks about me more than any direct statements can.

/Eileen Dover and I have both had enough of "yelling relationships" in our pasts
//I make the sammiches
///she has D goodness
 
2013-03-04 10:37:30 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.

If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.

I took a friend to get properly fitted since it was obvious she was always wearing the wrong size.  She was shocked at how much a good quality bra costs (I paid for it).  I must be doing something wrong, because I didn't benefit from that.  Oh, right.  I'm old and ugly.  Never mind.

/she was 32-D, she'd been wearing a 34-C before


If I wasn't so bad at maths....
 
2013-03-04 10:39:00 PM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....


But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-04 10:39:25 PM

OgreMagi: megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!


SHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! DOWN - LOW, dude!!! I didn't install those "security cameras" for funsies!
 
2013-03-04 10:41:57 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )


This picture. I love it.
 
2013-03-04 10:44:02 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )

I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.

You must have strange relationships : )
Oh and cocaine


Yeah. Strange is one word for them...

And thanks for that link...now the paper I was supposed to "start" has been "moved back" until "tomorrow".

/"quotes"
 
2013-03-04 10:46:56 PM

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

This picture. I love it.


You should check out the link above or well here's the main page The Lingerie Addict( Sometimes NSFW)
 
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