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(Telegraph)   Article about ill-fitting bras with visual aids: "Christina Hendricks is displaying 'the ledge issue' caused by ill-fitting bras which give an 'over uplift' effect, transforming breasts into a 'ledge.'"   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line 306
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2013-03-04 05:20:42 PM  
The ledge ain't no "issue," hehe.
 
2013-03-04 05:27:44 PM  
"Quadraboob?"
 
2013-03-04 05:28:46 PM  
I'll just get this out of the way...

www.hdwallpaperspk.com
 
2013-03-04 05:29:11 PM  
i like boobs
 
2013-03-04 05:29:26 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?
 
2013-03-04 05:29:48 PM  
Anti-bookmark.
 
2013-03-04 05:30:46 PM  
Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.
 
2013-03-04 05:31:00 PM  

blatz514: I'll just get this out of the way...

[www.hdwallpaperspk.com image 850x1196]


Good example of badly fitting bra. She's spilling out the sides, it's sitting too low, and the wire is poking in on the insides. It's kinda like they plucked out some random B cup for her. Also, at her cup size, she should probably have thicker shoulder straps.
 
2013-03-04 05:31:31 PM  
As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...
 
2013-03-04 05:31:48 PM  
Breast related thread with Christine Hendricks in the headline....... yes this is a bookmark.
 
2013-03-04 05:31:49 PM  
I was never properly boob-weaned as a child. Is it too late?
 
gja
2013-03-04 05:32:09 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.


I will gleefully 'motorboat' the twin-peaks clean for Christina.
 
2013-03-04 05:32:23 PM  
I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments
 
2013-03-04 05:32:40 PM  
"Good bible"
 
2013-03-04 05:33:51 PM  
Strong news day.
 
2013-03-04 05:35:09 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


Nope.
 
2013-03-04 05:35:27 PM  

gja: Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.

I will gleefully 'motorboat' the twin-peaks clean for Christina.


I am sure you would. *rolls eyes.
 
2013-03-04 05:36:23 PM  

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


Are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?
 
2013-03-04 05:36:27 PM  
Where do I apply as a master mamoth mammary manipulator
 
2013-03-04 05:36:39 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: gja: Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.

I will gleefully 'motorboat' the twin-peaks clean for Christina.

I am sure you would. *rolls eyes.


AW, you poor thing.

/Bait the hook better.
 
2013-03-04 05:36:48 PM  

Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments


I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.
 
2013-03-04 05:37:12 PM  
FTFA:
"And yet, despite all of the options (design and style) out there, the majority of British women are still walking around wearing the wrong sized-bra.

Worse yet, Brits apparently put the hyphen in the wrong-place...
 
2013-03-04 05:37:23 PM  

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


Pics or GTFO.
 
2013-03-04 05:37:24 PM  
Any farkette wanna BIE, please with sugar on top! EIP
 
2013-03-04 05:37:29 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


Looks like one of the hookers Jack the Ripper killed in that pic on the left.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:24 PM  

Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments


This whole notion that you need a school to teach you how to wear a properly fitting bra is nonsense. If you know how to operate a tape measure, you're good to go. That's half the battle right there. The other half? Figuring out what size your measurements equate to, depending on the bra manufacturer.

Also, couldn't the author of the article find a better example of shelf boob? Christina Hendrickson is so meh...
 
2013-03-04 05:40:58 PM  
WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?
 
2013-03-04 05:42:04 PM  
i do the food shopping. can't help notice how few women have properly fitting bras, especially noticeable from behind. they often look like they must hurt. according to my wife a decent bra can be very expensive. damn things should fit right. i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.
 
2013-03-04 05:44:21 PM  
Five foot two
Eyes of blue
Boobies DD too
Has anybody seen my girl?
 
2013-03-04 05:45:16 PM  

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?


Looks like someone used the ol' makeup shotgun.


i52.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 05:45:45 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


They look so very very fake.
 
2013-03-04 05:45:55 PM  
Bras are like the secondary wrapping on Pepperidge Farm bread...  It's just one more thing between me and "toast".

Thanks Mitch.
 
2013-03-04 05:47:17 PM  

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?


"I need that picture now!"
"But I'm not done Photoshopping it..."
"Doesn't matter. Give me what you've got."
 
2013-03-04 05:48:19 PM  

KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.



If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.
 
2013-03-04 05:48:23 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


She's a very attractive woman in most picture. And very greasy looking in others.

These are examples of both cases.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:00 PM  

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?


Probably side effects of repeatedly getting a fake bake...
 
2013-03-04 05:49:17 PM  
Shelf good.. ledge bad. got it...

/Looking at corsets as we speak.. err.. type.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:50 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


The titties? Perhaps. The rest of her? Hello no.
 
2013-03-04 05:52:41 PM  
A soft, pale, pillowy ledge.

/There's a special Hell waiting for me . . .
 
2013-03-04 05:52:59 PM  

dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.


THIS!

And don't get me started on the Genie Bra! It may be comfortable and fit well but it looks like something my Grandmother might wear!! Why can't there be sexy, comfortable bras that FIT? I'd pay handsomely for one of them!! Handsomely! Do you hear me? Handsomely!
 
2013-03-04 05:54:23 PM  

dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.



This. I find a style I LOVE, they discontinue it, I have to buy more of something similar, they discontinue it, then I have to find something else close. And of course sizing is a joke. I'm a 38 DD in some brands, 36 D in others. Completely ridiculous. Even my steady basic T-shirt bras from Gap can vary even if I buy two of the same one. And don't get me started on wires digging into sides, spillage out front...

Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't. You don't have to hold yourself in when you go over a speed bump, or wear three brassieres to go jogging. Plus, gravity. Your chest will look better in 20 years than mine will. Fact of life.

/endrant
 
2013-03-04 05:55:32 PM  

KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


First off, while I am not a woman I would not jump to the conclusion that Victoria's Secret is some sort of gold standard for measurements pretty much anyone should be able to do.  Just leave gender out of it and consider it my experience with for-profit companies working with a complete lack of industry standards.

Which leads me to my other point:  Industry standards.  In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none.  You could find the exact same size piece of clothing made by three different companies in the same store and the labels will have three different sizes.  It's all about the women fussing around the mall until they find the size that fits with the smallest number on it.  As such a "size 4" or whatever is completely different from whatever the hell it meant 10 years ago.  (There's a "size 0" and even a size "00" now.  I wish I was kidding; women's clothing sizes literally make as much sense as a roulette wheel now.)  The first part of a bra size presumably means the torso measurement (in inches), but I've learned from my wife that that can be off by a couple inches.

So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.  Bras made by different manufacturers could be off by as much as a full cup size.  It's a bed women made for themselves due to ego-driven consumer habits which screws over the few that want to keep shopping simple & predictable.
 
2013-03-04 05:56:11 PM  
Another jugs thread? For fark's sake
 
2013-03-04 05:56:46 PM  
I find myself constantly amazed when I hear women don't get the right bra size.

/and that back pain is an actual side-effect
//that's what I keep hearing on the internet anyway
///forever alone
 
2013-03-04 05:59:43 PM  
I like my breasts like I like my ledges. Full of chocolate goodness.

www.celebritux.com

Lisa Nicole Carson--the woman on Allie McBeal with the ledgy breasts. So ledgy I dreamed of doing this off of them--

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-03-04 05:59:59 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't.


In my experience women don't actually want the bigger boobs; they want the attention that comes from having bigger boobs.

Except every woman I've known with naturally big boobs had a psychological force field that emanated antipathy waves at straight men something fierce because sexual harassment was basically a daily fact of life.  Then there are the unfortunate few that were targeted for sexual assault.  Sure you get attention, but you get a lot of unwanted attention and it doesn't come with any sort of "off" switch.
 
2013-03-04 06:00:18 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Another jugs thread? For fark's sake


Do you know how I know you're gay? NTTAWWT.
 
2013-03-04 06:00:22 PM  
An article on how to unhook those slingshots would be helpful for men.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:32 PM  

dragonchild: So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.


This is true in men's clothes as well (jeans, in particular). Even off the rack suits will vary in weird ways that don't make immediate sense.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:37 PM  
Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:42 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


Love, love, LOVE that woman!

//Don't care what the haters say.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:52 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.


Like, RLY. SRSLY. OMG.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:52 PM  
Ok so I started googling where I could find these dream bras they speak of in the article. 2 places in GA. A place in Buckhead (of course) and wouldn't ya know it---that Livi Rae's place - the show Double Diva's. Which is now impossible to get an appointment at for obvious reasons. So then I google the bras by manufacturer. Who was that down there in the thread who said "pay handsomely" well the bra on sale was $109. I swear if men had to have testicle holders of some sort. Could you imagine guys. Having to have a little garment for your balls. I am dying laughing now at the vision of tiny bras on balls.
 
2013-03-04 06:03:58 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.


I don't even have a "ledge" and if I wear something other than a crew neck on I'm finding miscellaneous bits of food in my bra.

In case anyone was wondering, a chocolate chip will stain your bra.

I also have long hair and I am clumsy. Eating is frustrating.

/I still do it though
 
2013-03-04 06:04:08 PM  

KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


I dated a woman who worked in the bra section of a high-end department store. She had quite the disdain for Victoria's Secret. Apparently it is NOT where you want to go to find a properly-fitting bra.

She was well-endowed herself. But wore the most boring undergarments known to man. Apparently sexy and properly fitting don't go hand-in-hand.
 
2013-03-04 06:04:39 PM  
We call em "Shelf Boobs"
 
2013-03-04 06:04:44 PM  

dragonchild: kiwimoogle84: Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't.

In my experience women don't actually want the bigger boobs; they want the attention that comes from having bigger boobs.

Except every woman I've known with naturally big boobs had a psychological force field that emanated antipathy waves at straight men something fierce because sexual harassment was basically a daily fact of life.  Then there are the unfortunate few that were targeted for sexual assault.  Sure you get attention, but you get a lot of unwanted attention and it doesn't come with any sort of "off" switch.


So, inflatable implants then? Where to place the pump, though...
 
2013-03-04 06:05:46 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-03-04 06:06:21 PM  

Explodo: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.


No, they don't.   This is not how fake boobs move. (SFW, but fun to watch)
 
2013-03-04 06:06:25 PM  
Custom made bras can be had for $250+, boobs not included.
 
2013-03-04 06:08:23 PM  
I enjoy the visual aids, there should be more of them in this thread or EIP.
 
2013-03-04 06:09:27 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.


The better fed the girls are the bigger they get
The bigger the boobs the more food they trap
The more food they trap the tastier the recovery for the lucky guy
 
2013-03-04 06:10:55 PM  

Glancing Blow: Custom made bras can be had for $250+, boobs not included.


$250?! That's for suckers.

/See what I did there?
 
2013-03-04 06:10:55 PM  
Master Jedana will be giggling like a schoolgirl when he finds this thread.

He does everytime I say "Christina Hendrick's boobies".

Of course, he giggles everytime I mention Patrick Warburton too.....
 
2013-03-04 06:11:47 PM  

Mistress Jedana: Master Jedana will be giggling like a schoolgirl when he finds this thread.

He does everytime I say "Christina Hendrick's boobies".

Of course, he giggles everytime I mention Patrick Warburton too.....


What about Patrick Warburton's boobies?
 
2013-03-04 06:12:02 PM  

ReapTheChaos: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

Nope.


cdn04.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-03-04 06:12:51 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I like my breasts like I like my ledges. Full of chocolate goodness.

[www.celebritux.com image 246x388]

Lisa Nicole Carson--the woman on Allie McBeal with the ledgy breasts. So ledgy I dreamed of doing this off of them--

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 285x187]



i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 06:12:57 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.

The better fed the girls are the bigger they get
The bigger the boobs the more food they trap
The more food they trap the tastier the recovery for the lucky guy


Damn skippy. My fiancee is average, 34B-C ish, and since she works in a child-oriented dental practice, straps her junk DOWN at work and usually wears a high-collared Underarmor shirt under her scrubs. I still find crumbs in her bras... wtf? It's still nice to get a snack AND boobage at the same time.
 
2013-03-04 06:13:25 PM  

kiwimoogle84: dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.


This. I find a style I LOVE, they discontinue it, I have to buy more of something similar, they discontinue it, then I have to find something else close. And of course sizing is a joke. I'm a 38 DD in some brands, 36 D in others. Completely ridiculous. Even my steady basic T-shirt bras from Gap can vary even if I buy two of the same one. And don't get me started on wires digging into sides, spillage out front...

Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't. You don't have to hold yourself in when you go over a speed bump, or wear three brassieres to go jogging. Plus, gravity. Your chest will look better in 20 years than mine will. Fact of life.

/endrant


You cannot guarantee this.  Many small breasts end up being little skin flaps hanging down the front after nursing whilst the larger ones will sag, but won't be little flaps.
 
2013-03-04 06:13:32 PM  

Glancing Blow: Custom made bras can be had for $250+, boobs not included.


Awesome!  An undergarment that one is supposed to wear every day.  Right next to the armpits.  At only $250+ each I'll get 10!

Not to mention the fact that boobies tend to change size at certain times of the month.  Yay.
 
2013-03-04 06:14:15 PM  
Oh  oh oh oh oh oh how I would love to give Christina Hendricks the least satisfying 35 seconds of her life.
 
2013-03-04 06:14:40 PM  
They taste like snozzberries!

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-03-04 06:15:38 PM  

Theaetetus: blatz514: I'll just get this out of the way...

[www.hdwallpaperspk.com image 850x1196]

Good example of badly fitting bra. She's spilling out the sides, it's sitting too low, and the wire is poking in on the insides. It's kinda like they plucked out some random B cup for her. Also, at her cup size, she should probably have thicker shoulder straps.


Holy shiat, this.
 
2013-03-04 06:15:50 PM  

DemDave: who worked in the bra section of a high-end department store. She had quite the disdain for Victoria's Secret. Apparently


Victoria's Secret bras seem to mostly be designed for their models...skinny chicks with fake boobs.  My sister-in-law has big fake boobs and hers are about the same size as my wife's big real boobs.  VS bras fit big fakes, not big reals.
 
2013-03-04 06:18:13 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

This whole notion that you need a school to teach you how to wear a properly fitting bra is nonsense. If you know how to operate a tape measure, you're good to go. That's half the battle right there. The other half? Figuring out what size your measurements equate to, depending on the bra manufacturer.

Also, couldn't the author of the article find a better example of shelf boob? Christina Hendrickson is so meh...


I have used the tape measure technique. My comment was more in re: to the article. According TFA, they do not use measuring tape, but have another method, including teaching women how a bra should fit. I went to their website and watched a few of their articles. I wish that they did equate everything to a measuring tape, but I imagine that their technique has more to do with getting warm bodies into the store and using the sales method to sell their bras.

Personally, I would love to have a professional pick out a few bras, even if it is a sales routine, but if they FIT and are comfy, then I am all for it. The last time that I was measured, I tried several different styles at Victoria's secret, but none of them were 100% comfy. And most had "shelf" issues. Yes, I went up a cup size, but VS only seems to sell half-cup and demi bras, and being rather "full-busted" I have never been able to wear a demi and not fall out of it.
 
2013-03-04 06:18:17 PM  
I went for a proper fitting at a bra store in England in 2010 when I was over visiting my mother-in-law. Came out of there with two bras that made me look and feel 16 again! Over there, they seem reasonably priced, but in Canada, the prices are HORRENDOUS for the over DDD bras.

/horrendous i tell you!
 
2013-03-04 06:19:11 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: THIS!

And don't get me started on the Genie Bra! It may be comfortable and fit well but it looks like something my Grandmother might wear!! Why can't there be sexy, comfortable bras that FIT? I'd pay handsomely for one of them!! Handsomely! Do you hear me? Handsomely!


Hmm.

No such user 'Handsomely'. Tastes like chicken.

/A little gasoline for the flames.
 
2013-03-04 06:20:30 PM  
Anastacya -
please less pictures of pets, more of your boobs
 
2013-03-04 06:21:17 PM  
For you bigger-chested women, I found Natori to be a great brand.  Good support, well-structured, and they don't use so much fabric that I can only wear T-shirts unless I want the cups showing.  I get fitted at Nordstrom, and the women there are great.  I stay in the dressing room and they head out and bring back the bras that I try on.
 
2013-03-04 06:21:32 PM  

dotvincent: If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.


Exactly.  A 34 should be 34", a 36 should be 36", etc.  Instead, even though I measure 34", I usually have to buy a 38" -- and that's not even accounting for cup sizes.
 
2013-03-04 06:22:15 PM  
I didn't read the words of TFA... but how can a woman who is clearly not wearing a bra have an ill-fitting bra issue?
 
2013-03-04 06:23:11 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.


As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

imgboot.com
 
2013-03-04 06:24:19 PM  

melewen: dotvincent: If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.

Exactly.  A 34 should be 34", a 36 should be 36", etc.  Instead, even though I measure 34", I usually have to buy a 38" -- and that's not even accounting for cup sizes.


Thats because apparently super models who measure 30---are wearing DD so you get a 38DD which is really a 32 C. LOL. It is incredibly f'd up.
 
2013-03-04 06:24:26 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I like my breasts like I like my ledges. Full of chocolate goodness.

[www.celebritux.com image 246x388]

Lisa Nicole Carson--the woman on Allie McBeal with the ledgy breasts. So ledgy I dreamed of doing this off of them--

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 285x187]


I'd never watched Allie McBeal so I was unfamiliar with Ms. Carson.  I GIS'd her and, well, I was about to say "I'll be in my bunk" when I found out that she's been having severe mental health issues since the early 2000s, and that gave me a sad:   http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2009/08/what-happened-to-lisa-nicole-c a rson/#1

I really hope she manages to get herself back on track.
 
2013-03-04 06:24:53 PM  

dotvincent: Glancing Blow: Custom made bras can be had for $250+, boobs not included.

Awesome!  An undergarment that one is supposed to wear every day.  Right next to the armpits.  At only $250+ each I'll get 10!

Not to mention the fact that boobies tend to change size at certain times of the month.  Yay.


I admit, the choice between a pair of shoes and a bra is difficult - in case not obvious this is intended to be humor.  A few women I've known have had to have two different sets of clothes because of monthly body changes.
 
2013-03-04 06:25:34 PM  
A very general guide that I have had more success with and told the VS ladies so:

1. Get tape measured by salesgirl.
2. Go to bra rack/drawer
3. Pull out bra that is one cup size BIGGER and one strap size SMALLER
4. If nothing in up-size is available, promptly walk out and find a store that does.

/probably need to go up two cup sizes in reality but not much frilly stuff
//it's all rebar and duct tape at that point
 
2013-03-04 06:25:37 PM  
This thread is not delivering.  :P
 
2013-03-04 06:26:27 PM  

ph0rk: So, inflatable implants then? Where to place the pump, though...


I actually recommend push-up bras and I'm a huge sucker for a well-made corset that does what it's supposed to do to the breasts & back (so, not the things you get for cheap at a skank store).  Unless she's hopelessly small, it's enough of a boost to get a girl that much-wanted attention without the cost or permanence of a boob job.

Ironically, though, because I'm a nerd a fair number of busty women I know wear corsets for the boob & back support.  Which makes conversations while maintaining eye contact damn near an exercise in futility; these things are designed to give B-cups a cleavage you can ski down so what they do to DD chests is phenomenal.
 
2013-03-04 06:27:38 PM  

Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments


I volunteer to measure you.
 
2013-03-04 06:29:38 PM  
♫  I've been to the ledge, and there I stood and looked down. You know those look alot like friends there, baby, and I got time to mess around ♫
 
2013-03-04 06:30:07 PM  

Teufelaffe: Explodo: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.

No, they don't.   This is not how fake boobs move. (SFW, but fun to watch)


It's almost like someone has no farking idea what fake boobs look like.  I remember being young too.  Don't worry kiddo, you'll figure it out.

/hint, the fakes ones look fake, and after you've seen a few, you can spot the scars pretty fast.  (yes, even the ones in the armpit)
 
2013-03-04 06:30:42 PM  
Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.
 
2013-03-04 06:32:33 PM  
"I just wish we could teach bra fitting in schools to educate women about good practice when they are young."

Why not?
 
2013-03-04 06:33:14 PM  
Hey baby, what's up? A/S/L?
16/f/cali u?
19/m/NY whats ur bra size
26GG
wat
 
2013-03-04 06:33:24 PM  

dragonchild: Ironically, though, because I'm a nerd a fair number of busty women I know wear corsets for the boob & back support.  Which makes conversations while maintaining eye contact damn near an exercise in futility; these things are designed to give B-cups a cleavage you can ski down so what they do to DD chests is phenomenal.


Sorry, just trying to work out the causal path there.

Can't come up with one that doesn't involve a renn fair or goth club.
 
2013-03-04 06:33:55 PM  

Explodo: DemDave: who worked in the bra section of a high-end department store. She had quite the disdain for Victoria's Secret. Apparently

Victoria's Secret bras seem to mostly be designed for their models...skinny chicks with fake boobs.  My sister-in-law has big fake boobs and hers are about the same size as my wife's big real boobs.  VS bras fit big fakes, not big reals.


I used to buy theirs, mostly because they were pretty durable, but after gaining weight over the last few years I can't any more since they don't carry the size I need. I ended up at Macy's during a sale back in January and got three for about $60, which is like... 1.5 at best at VS. They also actually FIT right which was a first in a long time. Screw VS.

/fattie
//need to work on that this summer
 
2013-03-04 06:34:15 PM  

Explodo: Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.


I'm not completely sure why, but you sound creepy as hell.
 
2013-03-04 06:34:30 PM  

ph0rk: dragonchild: Ironically, though, because I'm a nerd a fair number of busty women I know wear corsets for the boob & back support.  Which makes conversations while maintaining eye contact damn near an exercise in futility; these things are designed to give B-cups a cleavage you can ski down so what they do to DD chests is phenomenal.

Sorry, just trying to work out the causal path there.

Can't come up with one that doesn't involve a renn fair or goth club.


Maybe he lives in the alternate universe The Big Bang Theory occurs in.
 
2013-03-04 06:36:04 PM  

Wise_Guy: Explodo: Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.

I'm not completely sure why, but you sound creepy as hell.


His posts look like a few stabs at art trolling. Gotta work at it somewhere, right?
 
2013-03-04 06:36:08 PM  

KrispyKritter: , especially noticeable from behind. they often look like they must hurt. according to my wife a decent bra can be very expensive. damn things should fit right. i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


The problem with Victoria's Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood is that they do not cater to the large boobied population. I buy my bras at Lane Bryant. They do a decent job fitting, but it all depends on the style of the bra you are buying. I'm pretty sure the basic t-shirt bra I'm wearing right now is a different size then my strapless bra, but they fit as they should.
 
2013-03-04 06:36:49 PM  

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?


Top-down lighting, and shadows from her hair curlers:
www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-03-04 06:39:49 PM  

Kahabut: Teufelaffe: Explodo: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.

No, they don't.   This is not how fake boobs move. (SFW, but fun to watch)

It's almost like someone has no farking idea what fake boobs look like.  I remember being young too.  Don't worry kiddo, you'll figure it out.

/hint, the fakes ones look fake, and after you've seen a few, you can spot the scars pretty fast.  (yes, even the ones in the armpit)


I hope you're not talking to me, because I have been in the presence of a whole lot of fake boobs (in person, mind you, not talking about pictures).  Most of the time when someone looks at Christina Hendricks' boobs and cries "fake!", she's in a dress or top designed specifically to "enhance" the roundness of the breasts which, to the inexperienced eye, looks like implants.  When Hendricks' is not wearing something that's squishing and lifting her boobs, they look and move like natural breasts.
 
2013-03-04 06:42:48 PM  

Wise_Guy: Explodo: Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.

I'm not completely sure why, but you sound creepy as hell.


Straightening his wife out regarding her clothing sounds creepy. I did have a very odd experience, where my husband suggested I try on smaller clothes and I could not, in my current state of mind, reconcile needing to buy clothes 2 sizes smaller than everything I owned already. I didn't really think I had lost enough to drop two sizes, but he was right. But if he said he'd straightened me out... I would not appreciate it.
 
2013-03-04 06:42:51 PM  

OgreMagi: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I volunteer to measure you.


Haha, for you, anything, OgreMagi :P
 
2013-03-04 06:42:57 PM  
ookmarkbay
 
2013-03-04 06:45:19 PM  
My wife was one of the people that could not get past the DD issue for years. She finally did a formal measurement and the result was one of those comical measurements.

/CSB ... At least for me
 
2013-03-04 06:46:12 PM  
I remember the bra burning era.

/if you had them, you let them fly. If you didn't ... Well let's just say there were frying pans for that.
 
2013-03-04 06:48:23 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Wise_Guy: Explodo: Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.

I'm not completely sure why, but you sound creepy as hell.

Straightening his wife out regarding her clothing sounds creepy. I did have a very odd experience, where my husband suggested I try on smaller clothes and I could not, in my current state of mind, reconcile needing to buy clothes 2 sizes smaller than everything I owned already. I didn't really think I had lost enough to drop two sizes, but he was right. But if he said he'd straightened me out... I would not appreciate it.


I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment.  I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.  I like going shopping with my wife.  She asks my opinion on clothes and I tell her and if I see something that I like I point it out.  Since shopping with the kids is such a pain, it's something that we do without the kids and I'm sure that my enjoyment stems from the fact that it's something that we do after we've had dinner and drinks and are just wandering around together without having to worry about the kids since they're with a sitter.  Does it make you feel better if I instead say, "I encouraged her to try different sizes and they fit much better"?
 
2013-03-04 06:49:53 PM  
There are way too many words proportional to the boobs in this thread...
 
2013-03-04 06:51:00 PM  

ph0rk: Sorry, just trying to work out the causal path there. Can't come up with one that doesn't involve a renn fair or goth club.


Well it's not "casual" as in "mainstream", but the gals I'm talking about are anime cosplayers.  I'm on staff at a convention and the hours can get long.  So, what's a busty lady to do when she's going to be on her feet for 16 hours a day?  Pack a corset and strap it on once the aches start aching.
 
2013-03-04 06:51:48 PM  

Explodo: I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.


If true, that's why you came off as creepy.

/Referring to your wife as "silly thing" probably didn't help.
 
2013-03-04 06:53:12 PM  

dragonchild: ph0rk: Sorry, just trying to work out the causal path there. Can't come up with one that doesn't involve a renn fair or goth club.

Well it's not "casual" as in "mainstream", but the gals I'm talking about are anime cosplayers.  I'm on staff at a convention and the hours can get long.  So, what's a busty lady to do when she's going to be on her feet for 16 hours a day?  Pack a corset and strap it on once the aches start aching.


causal, as in causation, but you answered that.
 
2013-03-04 06:54:31 PM  

zulius: There are way too many words proportional to the boobs in this thread...


Boo effin' hoo.  This is the Internet; you can find pics of boobs anytime, anywhere.  I have gigs' worth of boobs on my computer.  But I also like talking about boobs and there are only so many places where that can happen.
 
2013-03-04 06:56:21 PM  

dragonchild: Which leads me to my other point: Industry standards. In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none


shop.iccsafe.org
So we need one of these, except for boobs?
 
2013-03-04 06:56:52 PM  

Teufelaffe: Kahabut: Teufelaffe: Explodo: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.

No, they don't.   This is not how fake boobs move. (SFW, but fun to watch)

It's almost like someone has no farking idea what fake boobs look like.  I remember being young too.  Don't worry kiddo, you'll figure it out.

/hint, the fakes ones look fake, and after you've seen a few, you can spot the scars pretty fast.  (yes, even the ones in the armpit)

I hope you're not talking to me, because I have been in the presence of a whole lot of fake boobs (in person, mind you, not talking about pictures).  Most of the time when someone looks at Christina Hendricks' boobs and cries "fake!", she's in a dress or top designed specifically to "enhance" the roundness of the breasts which, to the inexperienced eye, looks like implants.  When Hendricks' is not wearing something that's squishing and lifting her boobs, they look and move like natural breasts.


No, I wasn't talking about you.
I'm 100% positive Hendricks' boobs are real.

/sorry, I suck at this fark thing
 
2013-03-04 06:59:45 PM  
Some women I've talked to have said this "Know Your Breasts" questionnaire helps.
 
2013-03-04 06:59:55 PM  
ImpatientlyUnsympathetic:

*clicks profile*
Why? You didn't write about your boobs.
*peruses*

You've touched on serious bidness:
Sammiches or GTFO!

/Sammiches are serious, serious bidness.
//Boast is worthless without pitchers.
 
2013-03-04 06:59:59 PM  

SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]


cacique
In the Taíno culture, the cacique rank was apparently established through democratic means. His importance in the tribe was determined by the size of his tribe rather than his warlord skills, since the Taínos were mostly a pacifist culture. They also enjoyed several privileges for their standing: they lived in a larger rectangular hut in the center of the village and had a special sitting place for the areytos (ceremonial dances) and the ceremonial ball game

Show us your Rectangular teets please.
 
2013-03-04 07:01:21 PM  

mhuckins: KrispyKritter: , especially noticeable from behind. they often look like they must hurt. according to my wife a decent bra can be very expensive. damn things should fit right. i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.

The problem with Victoria's Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood is that they do not cater to the large boobied population. I buy my bras at Lane Bryant. They do a decent job fitting, but it all depends on the style of the bra you are buying. I'm pretty sure the basic t-shirt bra I'm wearing right now is a different size then my strapless bra, but they fit as they should.


They also do not cater to the small torsoed population that is otherwise scaled normally.  Hell, nobody does.  I'm a 30DD (maybe a 28 if I could find it), thus equivalent to 34C.  My choices for bras are the boutique store (nothing under $80), one brand at Macy's (hit or miss), three brands at Nordstroms, or ordering online.   From what I remember of VS's website, the only 30s they have are like a 30A or something.   Most places that'd sell bras in my preferred price range (cheap) don't even carry 32s, let alone 30s.
 
2013-03-04 07:01:55 PM  

ladyfortuna: Explodo: DemDave: who worked in the bra section of a high-end department store. She had quite the disdain for Victoria's Secret. Apparently

Victoria's Secret bras seem to mostly be designed for their models...skinny chicks with fake boobs.  My sister-in-law has big fake boobs and hers are about the same size as my wife's big real boobs.  VS bras fit big fakes, not big reals.

I used to buy theirs, mostly because they were pretty durable, but after gaining weight over the last few years I can't any more since they don't carry the size I need. I ended up at Macy's during a sale back in January and got three for about $60, which is like... 1.5 at best at VS. They also actually FIT right which was a first in a long time. Screw VS.



I went to VS when I was younger, and it was okay.  But I'm in my mid-30s, and I just hate VS's huge "Pink" explosion.  It totally works for them, because it is generating a billion dollars a year (at least).  But I absolutely cannot take myself seriously in that store anymore.  It looks like a cheap burlesque costume shop by now.  If I wanted that, I'd go to Trashy.com for something a little more class.

Now, I am a Frederick's girl....they have larger sexy bras, and they are *great*.  36DD and not in beige, but a satin lime green with some awesome embroidery around the edges?  Nice. Fun without being slutty.
 
2013-03-04 07:09:16 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I like my breasts like I like my ledges. Full of chocolate goodness.

[www.celebritux.com image 246x388]

Lisa Nicole Carson--the woman on Allie McBeal with the ledgy breasts. So ledgy I dreamed of doing this off of them--

[cdn2-b.examiner.com image 285x187]


Ya gotta make the Goofy "yaaaahoo-hoo-hooie" yodel as you do
 
2013-03-04 07:09:19 PM  
They're not "ill-fitting" if you do it on purpose.
 
2013-03-04 07:09:53 PM  
 This article is so true, I stuffed myself into DDs forever until I went to a proper lingerie shop and got the right size, turns out I'm a G.

On a side note, I cannot stand that fashion designers keep on shoving Christina Hendricks into strapless gowns, it makes big boobs look very weird.

BIG BOOBS NEED SUPPORT, YOU NEED TO WEAR STRAPS. They don't have to be big but you need them.

For my wedding dress I couldn't go to a regular bridal shop because they're mostly sleeveless. I went for a purple evening gown instead.
 
2013-03-04 07:10:38 PM  

Kahabut: Teufelaffe: Kahabut: Teufelaffe: Explodo: FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.

No, they don't.   This is not how fake boobs move. (SFW, but fun to watch)

It's almost like someone has no farking idea what fake boobs look like.  I remember being young too.  Don't worry kiddo, you'll figure it out.

/hint, the fakes ones look fake, and after you've seen a few, you can spot the scars pretty fast.  (yes, even the ones in the armpit)

I hope you're not talking to me, because I have been in the presence of a whole lot of fake boobs (in person, mind you, not talking about pictures).  Most of the time when someone looks at Christina Hendricks' boobs and cries "fake!", she's in a dress or top designed specifically to "enhance" the roundness of the breasts which, to the inexperienced eye, looks like implants.  When Hendricks' is not wearing something that's squishing and lifting her boobs, they look and move like natural breasts.

No, I wasn't talking about you.
I'm 100% positive Hendricks' boobs are real.

/sorry, I suck at this fark thing


No worries.  :)
 
2013-03-04 07:10:55 PM  
Actually it is a hard problem. Most women wear the wrong bra size.

I went shopping with my wife and daughter and they found a place in Portland that they could buy bras that actually fit and were comfortable. The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing. While I was waiting I saw her do this with a half-a-dozen women and got it right every time. It was like one of those guess your weight guys at a carnival, but with a real function.  (The place is called "The Pencil Test". Expensive, but worth it according to everyone I have talked to who shops there.)

And yes, I got a lot of weird stares by being the only guy there.
 
2013-03-04 07:17:36 PM  
imgboot.com
 
2013-03-04 07:20:27 PM  

BlackArt: Actually it is a hard problem. Most women wear the wrong bra size.

I went shopping with my wife and daughter and they found a place in Portland that they could buy bras that actually fit and were comfortable. The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing. While I was waiting I saw her do this with a half-a-dozen women and got it right every time. It was like one of those guess your weight guys at a carnival, but with a real function.  (The place is called "The Pencil Test". Expensive, but worth it according to everyone I have talked to who shops there.)

And yes, I got a lot of weird stares by being the only guy there.


No, those stares were because you were with your daughter.  And yeah, that IS weird.
 
2013-03-04 07:20:38 PM  

Explodo: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Wise_Guy: Explodo: Sometimes all it takes is a fresh look at things without fear of changing letters and numbers.  My wife was always wearing the wrong size and I straightened her out on buying a better fit by switching to numbers/letters she didn't consider to be "her size".

She's always trying to buy everything too big...silly thing.  If she picks up an 8 and looks at it she just thinks there's no way it will fit, but it will.

I'm not completely sure why, but you sound creepy as hell.

Straightening his wife out regarding her clothing sounds creepy. I did have a very odd experience, where my husband suggested I try on smaller clothes and I could not, in my current state of mind, reconcile needing to buy clothes 2 sizes smaller than everything I owned already. I didn't really think I had lost enough to drop two sizes, but he was right. But if he said he'd straightened me out... I would not appreciate it.

I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment.  I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.  I like going shopping with my wife.  She asks my opinion on clothes and I tell her and if I see something that I like I point it out.  Since shopping with the kids is such a pain, it's something that we do without the kids and I'm sure that my enjoyment stems from the fact that it's something that we do after we've had dinner and drinks and are just wandering around together without having to worry about the kids since they're with a sitter.  Does it make you feel better if I instead say, "I encouraged her to try different sizes and they fit much better"?


Most definitely yes... While I know my husband can subtract my emotion from a situation so I can see reality and resolve conflict or achieve desirable results without banshee shrieking and crying into my pillow, if he makes it out like I am a hormonal broad with body image issues, he'll be on the receiving end my "you're a stupid, witless man" stare. And yes, like you, my husband has talked me out of buying ill-fitting clothes and if I try something on that looks awful, he'll communicate it without making me feel bad. For the record, I never ask, "does this make me look fat." He'd tell me, "no, your big behind makes you look fat."
 
2013-03-04 07:24:59 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Ok so I started googling where I could find these dream bras they speak of in the article. 2 places in GA. A place in Buckhead (of course) and wouldn't ya know it---that Livi Rae's place - the show Double Diva's. Which is now impossible to get an appointment at for obvious reasons. So then I google the bras by manufacturer. Who was that down there in the thread who said "pay handsomely" well the bra on sale was $109. I swear if men had to have testicle holders of some sort. Could you imagine guys. Having to have a little garment for your balls. I am dying laughing now at the vision of tiny bras on balls.


I like the Elomi brand, 80 bucks for a bra. I would google your town plus "Big boobed lingerie store" to find a spot to try some out and take your measurements.
 
2013-03-04 07:25:57 PM  
Ya know, it's been a looooong Monday. If any Farkettes want to make it better, EIP

/BIE request
//please and thanks
 
2013-03-04 07:29:25 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.


And here is where I disagree with you. I have many pairs of heels that I could walk in all day with no problem. In fact, most of my heels over 4 inches have more support than my usual sneakers.

This is not the issue though. It's easy to find shoes that fit generally. The trouble with brassieres is that one's breasts swell with monthly hormone changes and thus what was comfortable today is not comfortable tomorrow.
 
2013-03-04 07:29:55 PM  

BlackArt: Actually it is a hard problem. Most women wear the wrong bra size.

I went shopping with my wife and daughter and they found a place in Portland that they could buy bras that actually fit and were comfortable. The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing. While I was waiting I saw her do this with a half-a-dozen women and got it right every time. It was like one of those guess your weight guys at a carnival, but with a real function.  (The place is called "The Pencil Test". Expensive, but worth it according to everyone I have talked to who shops there.)

And yes, I got a lot of weird stares by being the only guy there.


Did you find your special purpose?
 
2013-03-04 07:30:13 PM  
The grad student with the great boobs just lost on Jeopardy :(
 
2013-03-04 07:30:14 PM  
Christina does that because she knows her boobs drop three feet when she unleashes them.
 
2013-03-04 07:32:45 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Christina does that because she knows her boobs drop three feet when she unleashes them.


No it's because Hollywood designers do NOT know what to do to someone who isn't a size zero supermodel with fakes.
 
2013-03-04 07:32:59 PM  
I went out and had a fitting recently.  Pretty sure they screwed it up in an attempt to sell me a bra - NONE of them fit reasonably well.  Band was too tight (it left marks!) and cups too big (which made me sad, since they were the size I have as my "ideal" - C.)
 
2013-03-04 07:33:11 PM  

Explodo: kiwimoogle84: dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.


This. I find a style I LOVE, they discontinue it, I have to buy more of something similar, they discontinue it, then I have to find something else close. And of course sizing is a joke. I'm a 38 DD in some brands, 36 D in others. Completely ridiculous. Even my steady basic T-shirt bras from Gap can vary even if I buy two of the same one. And don't get me started on wires digging into sides, spillage out front...

Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't. You don't have to hold yourself in when you go over a speed bump, or wear three brassieres to go jogging. Plus, gravity. Your chest will look better in 20 years than mine will. Fact of life.

/endrant

You cannot guarantee this.  Many small breasts end up being little skin flaps hanging down the front after nursing whilst the larger ones will sag, but won't be little flaps.


After babies is a completely separate issue. All boobs change then. But naturally, take someone with B's and compare them to D's at age 40 after no children. The gravity hurts.
 
2013-03-04 07:37:53 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Christina does that because she knows her boobs drop three feet when she unleashes them.


Nah, they'd hit her gut before that.

/army crawls toward the exit...
 
2013-03-04 07:38:48 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-04 07:40:56 PM  

shortymac: No it's because Hollywood designers do NOT know what to do to someone who isn't a size zero supermodel with fakes.


Hollywood forces her to wear ill fitting underwear? I thought she was an adult that can dress herself

The Muthaship: Nah, they'd hit her gut before that.

/army crawls toward the exit...


Don't run away when you're right!!!!
 
2013-03-04 07:42:27 PM  
Absolutely a bookmark.
 
2013-03-04 07:45:42 PM  
TTIUWOP.
i179.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-04 07:46:08 PM  
what kiwi said - "after babies is a completely separate issue"

I went up three cup sizes during pregnancy, settled at one cup larger permanently

no real sag yet - i often go without a bra - which makes my mother "tsk" and buy cardigans as gifts
 
2013-03-04 07:46:52 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Don't run away when you're right!!!!


I've been married long enough to know being right ain't that important.
 
2013-03-04 07:47:11 PM  
Gotta love the thread where you can get the farketes to post their bra size as they lament horrible it is to have big boobs.

Well, played Fark. Well played.

Serious question:
So this DD in Europe, is it different from the sizes in America? I only ask because it's hard to find a size bigger than a DD off the rack in the United States, and I know it they fark around with shoe sizes between Europe and the United States.
 
2013-03-04 07:47:34 PM  

The Muthaship: Tat'dGreaser: Don't run away when you're right!!!!

I've been married long enough to know being right ain't that important.


Being right is sometimes way worse than being wrong.
 
2013-03-04 07:49:24 PM  

RedT: Gotta love the thread where you can get the farketes to post their bra size as they lament horrible it is to have big boobs.

Well, played Fark. Well played.

Serious question:
So this DD in Europe, is it different from the sizes in America? I only ask because it's hard to find a size bigger than a DD off the rack in the United States, and I know it they fark around with shoe sizes between Europe and the United States.


Yes, they're different.  Here's a handy-dandy Bra Size Converter.
 
2013-03-04 07:51:29 PM  

Bruxellensis: i like boobs


I'm not a drunken frat boy, but I approve of this message.
 
2013-03-04 07:58:53 PM  

SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]


Your thumb looks fat.
-studman69
 
2013-03-04 08:01:57 PM  

GranoblasticMan: Some women I've talked to have said this "Know Your Breasts" questionnaire helps.


That was totally useful!
Thanks!
 
2013-03-04 08:03:30 PM  

kiwimoogle84: goatleggedfellow: Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.

And here is where I disagree with you. I have many pairs of heels that I could walk in all day with no problem. In fact, most of my heels over 4 inches have more support than my usual sneakers.

This is not the issue though. It's easy to find shoes that fit generally. The trouble with brassieres is that one's breasts swell with monthly hormone changes and thus what was comfortable today is not comfortable tomorrow.


True.

Women have a lot of monthly changes that they match their clothes to. But you don't wear one bra for a whole month. You choose day by day.

/so glad I'm a man
 
2013-03-04 08:07:22 PM  
Christina Hendricks should do Shakespeare.

f.nanafiles.co.il

She'd make a great Juliet - she has her own balcony to 'Oh Romeo' from.
 
2013-03-04 08:09:01 PM  

goatleggedfellow: True.

Women have a lot of monthly changes that they match their clothes to. But you don't wear one bra for a whole month. You choose day by day.

/so glad I'm a man


I don't know, that could be interesting.

"Hmm, looks like I'll have to wear the big crotch pants today."
 
2013-03-04 08:12:52 PM  
If there are seven faux pas (faux pi?), there should be seven farking pictures.

/rant
 
2013-03-04 08:15:26 PM  

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


Can we setup a Skype and let us have a look at them for you?  I promise we are a much better judge.
 
2013-03-04 08:21:53 PM  

Explodo: I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment. I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.


It doesn't really matter what terminology a man uses.  If at any point his statement indicates that the woman is incorrect, then he is wrong.  With that being the case, continue to use "straigtening out" or pick a new one and stick to that as it can be a stable point of language that can over time, if a listener is willing, help that listener to grasp the meaning of it.  If you keep changing the term to meet the moving target that a woman wants you to hit, you won't ever have anything stable.
 
2013-03-04 08:23:20 PM  
Not having boobs or even moobs, I have nothing to contribute except this image of a store I used to pass each and every day. Some days I was lucky and got the red light so that I could stare and imagine.

The giant brassiere looks much larger in person, and it's been there (or a duplicate has) for at least 35 years

i48.tinypic.com
/screenshot from Google Maps, so no hires, and anything that might be mistaken for a face blurred.
 
2013-03-04 08:24:28 PM  

Teufelaffe: The Muthaship: Tat'dGreaser: Don't run away when you're right!!!!

I've been married long enough to know being right ain't that important.

Being right is sometimes way worse than being wrong.


I wouldn't know, hasn't happened yet.

/or so she tells me
 
2013-03-04 08:30:43 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.


I am small and short but I umm...have "larger" chest issues. Apparently not only are they for teeny tiny ladies (but extremely tall) but also for ladies with massive shoulders. No one wins. I can't get anything to fit. Well, supermodels win. So there's that.

/love me some boobies
//BIE? EIP!
 
kth
2013-03-04 08:46:53 PM  
I had a dress that created a ledge. Throughout the evening I kept on getting distracted by my own boobs.  My friends kept on talking to my chest.  Both genders.  It was hilarious.

I wish I still fit into that dress.

getting old sucks when you like to drink and hate to work out.
 
2013-03-04 08:47:02 PM  

kiwimoogle84: dotvincent: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.


This. I find a style I LOVE, they discontinue it, I have to buy more of something similar, they discontinue it, then I have to find something else close. And of course sizing is a joke. I'm a 38 DD in some brands, 36 D in others. Completely ridiculous. Even my steady basic T-shirt bras from Gap can vary even if I buy two of the same one. And don't get me started on wires digging into sides, spillage out front...

Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't. You don't have to hold yourself in when you go over a speed bump, or wear three brassieres to go jogging. Plus, gravity. Your chest will look better in 20 years than mine will. Fact of life.

/endrant


This! I can't get a standard measurement from one store to the next by a stanger. You can't get a decent measurement over your clothes. Most places won't carry over a DD, and there's a limited selection so you can't try it on. If you try to measure at home... Google "how to measure your bra size" and you find a different formula on each page. It's very expensive to find and buy good, comfortable bras you can trust. One bad seam and you get stabbed. Ouch!
 
2013-03-04 08:56:27 PM  
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QhSOupSU6es&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D QhSOupSU6es

Ivor Biggun Bra Size 45

This thread needs less chatter and more examples of boobs.

/ booooobs
 
2013-03-04 08:58:21 PM  

dopekitty74: Over there, they seem reasonably priced, but in Canada, the prices are HORRENDOUS for the over DDD bras.

/horrendous i tell you!


THIS!

I'm a 40H and currently own a grand total of 3 bras that actually fit me properly (only one of which is legitimately comfortable).  I find the main problems to be: a) Canadian prices for over DDD bras are obscene (I'm lucky if I can find anything for less than $60), and b) Only about 10% of stores that sell bras (even ones that sell ONLY lingerie) even bother stocking anything over DD or DDD!  It's flipping ridiculous that I can go to a mall with 20+ stores that sell bras and only find 2 that carry my size (which is not to say they will actually fit or look good or not be like $200 a pop).

I firmly believe the article is correct that most women are a DD or larger (at least the women I know are) but just don't know it due to DD being known as huge.  Case in point, my mother, who is quite petite, weighs about 115 lbs, and thought for the longest time that she was a B cup, finally figured out after having a proper fitting, that she is actually a DD (she'd always wanted bigger boobs and now she believes she has them - tada!).

So seriously, stores need to start stocking bigger freaking bras!

/Not even going to get into the nightmare that was trying to find maternity/nursing bras for enormously-swollen-already-massive boobs when I was pregnant.  Ugh.
 
2013-03-04 09:11:38 PM  
the word you were looking for, author, is "plateau"
 
2013-03-04 09:12:25 PM  
hosted-images.magazine-services.net
 
2013-03-04 09:12:45 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: So we need one of these, except for boobs?


crow202.org

I See A Great Need. Relevant, but probably NSFW.

(I could also help with the hands-on standards and practices, being ISO 58008 certified and all.... )
 
2013-03-04 09:16:43 PM  
my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.
 
2013-03-04 09:20:50 PM  
Just freed myself from an uncomfortable bra, so getting a kick...
 
2013-03-04 09:25:23 PM  

illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.


If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.
 
2013-03-04 09:25:25 PM  
Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint
 
2013-03-04 09:33:52 PM  

SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]


And exactly how much of that 40-F is back meat?

/I can tell it's a lot because of the flabby overhang on that thumb of yours.
 
2013-03-04 09:34:35 PM  

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?


Man on (under)Wire?

If only that man were me.
 
2013-03-04 09:35:33 PM  

TheOther: SchadenFraud: Adolf Oliver Nipples: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Pics or GTFO.

As noted in the thread, sizes vary by brand - here ya go!

[imgboot.com image 850x528]

Your thumb looks fat.
-studman69


Shiat! Beat me to it.
 
2013-03-04 09:35:33 PM  

madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint


Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs
 
2013-03-04 09:41:17 PM  

SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs


No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in
 
2013-03-04 09:43:53 PM  

megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in


Er.. have another. On me. I'd send you email but I don't have any boobs. You could email me though. That would be almost like the same thing ;}
 
2013-03-04 09:47:41 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Explodo: I was very confused by the whole "creepy" thing until this comment. I didn't realize that "straighening out" had such a negative connotation.

It doesn't really matter what terminology a man uses.  If at any point his statement indicates that the woman is incorrect, then he is wrong.  With that being the case, continue to use "straigtening out" or pick a new one and stick to that as it can be a stable point of language that can over time, if a listener is willing, help that listener to grasp the meaning of it.  If you keep changing the term to meet the moving target that a woman wants you to hit, you won't ever have anything stable.


You sound unhappily married or recently divorced.

I'll admit that there is a good, better and best way to let your wife know that she's made a poor decision, and that the terminology can change, but I am woman enough to admit that I'm likely emotional or hormonal when the random terminology change occurs. My husband is man enough to handle it, either tactfully telling me I'm being overly sensitive or to apologize for being unkind. Not all man are created equal though, I know. I got a good one.

/just finished cleaning the bathroom for his UCL viewing party tomorrow.
//he swears he's cleaning our entire place, but he went running when he got home.
///guest bathroom is his wet-and-dirty clothes hamper, it smells like a gym bag in there 9 times out of 10.
//going to end up cooking for the party too.
/bathroom smells like cranberry orange Yankee candle now.
 
2013-03-04 09:49:35 PM  

megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in


Drink more and I also have EIP ; )
 
2013-03-04 09:54:39 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )


Today. It has been a good day.
 
2013-03-04 09:56:09 PM  
And that is why we should demand more women wear corcets
 
2013-03-04 09:58:53 PM  
I'm clicking on a lot of profiles and not coming up with much. Ladies, I'm afraid you just can't be complaining about your boobs with no visuals. It's like a rule or something.
 
2013-03-04 10:00:57 PM  

dragonchild: KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.

First off, while I am not a woman I would not jump to the conclusion that Victoria's Secret is some sort of gold standard for measurements pretty much anyone should be able to do.  Just leave gender out of it and consider it my experience with for-profit companies working with a complete lack of industry standards.

Which leads me to my other point:  Industry standards.  In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none.  You could find the exact same size piece of clothing made by three different companies in the same store and the labels will have three different sizes.  It's all about the women fussing around the mall until they find the size that fits with the smallest number on it.  As such a "size 4" or whatever is completely different from whatever the hell it meant 10 years ago.  (There's a "size 0" and even a size "00" now.  I wish I was kidding; women's clothing sizes literally make as much sense as a roulette wheel now.)  The first part of a bra size presumably means the torso measurement (in inches), but I've learned from my wife that that can be off by a couple inches.

So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.  Bras made by different manufacturers could be off by as much as a full cup size.  It's a bed women made for themselves due to ego-driven consumer habits which screws over the few that want to keep shopping simple & predictable.


That's why Bravissimo doesn't go by tape measures, but by how the bra actually sits on the body- the band is snug enough (since it's the part doing most of the heavy lifting in fact, not the straps), that you're not overflowing the cups, etc. I've been lucky enough to be able to visit their stores and get fitted twice now, I just wish the bras weren't so damn expensive.
 
2013-03-04 10:01:52 PM  
They are pushed together to form an ass on her chest. Asschest.
 
2013-03-04 10:04:04 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )


I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.
 
2013-03-04 10:06:03 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.


Bras and heels are not at all comparable. Bras are (ideally) supposed to give support, especially to large-breasted women, because constant back pain is a biatch. Heels are for style, bras are for health.
 
2013-03-04 10:09:43 PM  
Oh and I just happened to look and found this 10 Colorful Full Bust Bras For Spring!(sometimes NSFW )
 
2013-03-04 10:12:30 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )

I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.


You must have strange relationships : )
Oh and cocaine
 
2013-03-04 10:13:55 PM  

BlackArt: The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing.


CSB:
I met a local girl, a bit younger on a cruise here, and asked her out.
To my surprise, she said yes.
/word to you younger Farkers, the odds are in your favor, if you discount being shot down 99% of the time.
I met her at a local bar and she had two other friends there, both young, and attractive, presumably to judge me and bail her if all did not go well.
I did not tell her of my previous work as a dress designer, to ward off any implication that I Might not be straight., but I, too, could tell a cup size a mile away.
Anyway, I was distracted and when she reintroduced me to her "friends" she said you remeber Penelope, right?
So caught up in the beauty of the date I had I verbally dismissed her as "Oh, yeah, 36, C"
and got dumped.
/Her farking loss.
//My singer was waiting impatiently at home with her perfect, slender, sharp kneed, form in mind, with a bolt of fine Egyptian high count linen and a greig length of 56. ready to go, to make her the perfect summer dress to weare to Mozart on the Green.
/// farkin hateful bieotches.
End CSB:

/Later found out she was a niece of an ex.
//So I'm sure that came up at a family dinner.
///hope they choked on their cosmos over that one.
 
2013-03-04 10:27:01 PM  

megarian: illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.

If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.


I took a friend to get properly fitted since it was obvious she was always wearing the wrong size.  She was shocked at how much a good quality bra costs (I paid for it).  I must be doing something wrong, because I didn't benefit from that.  Oh, right.  I'm old and ugly.  Never mind.

/she was 32-D, she'd been wearing a 34-C before
 
2013-03-04 10:28:20 PM  

megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".


Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!
 
2013-03-04 10:31:40 PM  

OgreMagi: megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!


Sorry, I don't know how it happens but it does : )
 
2013-03-04 10:31:54 PM  
Bewbs = Good
 
2013-03-04 10:33:15 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-03-04 10:35:49 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: You sound unhappily married or recently divorced.


Neither.  I was only speaking from direct observation the vast majority of relationships I have seen either in real life or media.  Books have been written on the subject also with the most recognizable Mars and Venus one.  The two sexes just have different communication styles in both the output (speaking/writing) or input (listening/reading) and once each member of a pair figures out the style of the other member, then things work well.  I think my point, that I admittedly didn't put much effort into making is that if both members are busy chasing each other round in circles trying to nail down what something means, they will never nail it down and will be destined to a life of unhappiness with exchanges of the good ole "You're a stupid witless little man" jabs and the "You're a venomous fat coont" counter punches.  The worst thing is when you think something is nailed down and has a meaning only to find that the meaning is different today than it was yesterday only to find that it goes back to the original meaning the day after that.  It just is not possible to remain sane while going through life not knowing if you are going to be "in the wrong" for doing what was "in the right" just a few hours earlier.

The policy I have is that when somebody who I love and who I think loves me says something, the DEFAULT condition is that is is NOT an attack on me and for me to go into a rage over it.  I assume that it was an error on my part in translation or something like that.  I can accept that or if desired, I can ask questions to get at the heart of it to determine if it was an attack or not but the default position is never that they are attacking me.  I see too many people that flip out before the person is even finished with the sentence and don't have much tolerance for that.  I will move on very easily if I am subjected to repeated lashings because things that I say are automatically considered an attack.  Those attacks tell me more about how that person really thinks about me more than any direct statements can.

/Eileen Dover and I have both had enough of "yelling relationships" in our pasts
//I make the sammiches
///she has D goodness
 
2013-03-04 10:37:30 PM  

OgreMagi: megarian: illbeinmybunk: my GF is a 38G and i can tell you that two huge reasons (hehehe) why women dont get the right size bra is most places dont carry anything larger than a D and this that do charge you a fortune for it. That said, she went to some hoity toity store where they do a really good job of providing service, forget which one, but they sized her right, got her 6 bras that really gave her the support she needed (she had a bad back from a car accident 20 years ago).

She doesnt for an instant regret spending $400 on 6 bras.

If you are cool with your lady spending $400 on a bra...

...you are a pretty awesome boyfriend (or girlfriend...didn't check your profile). And hopefully you get all the benefits of those 38Gs!!!

My bras never fit. Next time I rob a bank, it's on.

I took a friend to get properly fitted since it was obvious she was always wearing the wrong size.  She was shocked at how much a good quality bra costs (I paid for it).  I must be doing something wrong, because I didn't benefit from that.  Oh, right.  I'm old and ugly.  Never mind.

/she was 32-D, she'd been wearing a 34-C before


If I wasn't so bad at maths....
 
2013-03-04 10:39:00 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....


But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-04 10:39:25 PM  

OgreMagi: megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!


SHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! DOWN - LOW, dude!!! I didn't install those "security cameras" for funsies!
 
2013-03-04 10:41:57 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )


This picture. I love it.
 
2013-03-04 10:44:02 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: SuperChuck: madgonad: Over 160 posts in a thread concerning boobs and Hendricks and there are a whopping four (lousy) pictures of Christina.

/Fark, I am disappoint

Stop complaining. Women are talking about their boobs

No. Boobs are typing. Boobs are talking about their women.

/tell this woman to drink more
//and to check email before total drunktard sets in

Drink more and I also have EIP ; )

I've been saving this one:

Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Yeah. Came up with that by myself. Canyoubelieveit!?

Yeah. I'm gonna...gonna... Hopefully switch to coke or something...re-activate some brain cells.

You must have strange relationships : )
Oh and cocaine


Yeah. Strange is one word for them...

And thanks for that link...now the paper I was supposed to "start" has been "moved back" until "tomorrow".

/"quotes"
 
2013-03-04 10:46:56 PM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

This picture. I love it.


You should check out the link above or well here's the main page The Lingerie Addict( Sometimes NSFW)
 
2013-03-04 10:53:09 PM  

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Guuuuurl, if Fark was Facebook, our status would be "in a relationship".

Does that mean we're over?

:(

Online women are so fickle!

SHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! DOWN - LOW, dude!!! I didn't install those "security cameras" for funsies!


You didn't?  Oops.  I've been a bad boy,.
 
2013-03-04 10:55:08 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: You should check out the link above or well here's the main page The Lingerie Addict( Sometimes NSFW)


Now that's my kind of woman.  Lingerie is awesome.
 
2013-03-04 10:55:35 PM  

lennavan: BlackArt: Actually it is a hard problem. Most women wear the wrong bra size.

I went shopping with my wife and daughter and they found a place in Portland that they could buy bras that actually fit and were comfortable. The amazing thing is that the woman who owned the place could look at a woman and tell her what size she should be wearing no matter what she was wearing. While I was waiting I saw her do this with a half-a-dozen women and got it right every time. It was like one of those guess your weight guys at a carnival, but with a real function.  (The place is called "The Pencil Test". Expensive, but worth it according to everyone I have talked to who shops there.)

And yes, I got a lot of weird stares by being the only guy there.

No, those stares were because you were with your daughter.  And yeah, that IS weird.


Because dad's never do laundry and see those filthy filthy things? It's his daughter buying a piece of clothing she needs. He was sitting on the one loan chair they leave out for just these events or standing around bored waiting for the ladies to finish in the dressing room, not all up in there helping her hook that contraption up.
 
2013-03-04 10:56:18 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]


I like her (1st pic)
 
2013-03-04 11:00:17 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: dragonchild: Which leads me to my other point: Industry standards. In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none

[shop.iccsafe.org image 850x850]
So we need one of these [International Building Code] , except for boobs?


My rack wold benefit greatly from an International Bra-making Code, and especially from set standards in structural reinforcement and cantilevering.  I swear to Cthulhu, if I want any kind of lift at all, my bra needs to be designed by I.M. Pei.
 
2013-03-04 11:00:53 PM  

megarian: Yeah. Strange is one word for them...

And thanks for that link...now the paper I was supposed to "start" has been "moved back" until "tomorrow".

/"quotes"



Sorry, although really you should be able to knock out the paper in a few minutes that way. Now whether anyone could read and understand it later, well....
 
2013-03-04 11:01:57 PM  

OgreMagi: tinfoil-hat maggie: You should check out the link above or well here's the main page The Lingerie Addict( Sometimes NSFW)

Now that's my kind of woman.  Lingerie is awesome.


I love that tumbler : )
 
2013-03-04 11:09:31 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


Dammit, woman, now you done and gone and made me have to open up mah Bukket...



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2013-03-04 11:13:20 PM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 425x639]
[crow202.org image 600x397]

...ill-fitting bras are annoying, whether you've got gigantically massive sweater puppies (possibly NSFW) or are a member of the IBTC (possibly NSFW). Or you might just like wearing sexy lingerie (possibly NSFW). Or you might want to go completely naked (definitely NSFW).

Keep it up, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....

But those are swimsuits your argument is invalid well still pretty attractive : )

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

Dammit, woman, now you done and gone and made me have to open up mah Bukket...

I did that?
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/Whoops : )

 
2013-03-04 11:17:04 PM  
Also as it's been said proper fittings are are good : )
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2013-03-04 11:22:09 PM  
Do any other women wonder where the wire is really supposed to go?  Is it supposed to be up under your boob, or just down and against the skin??
 
2013-03-04 11:22:56 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels?


I'm actually like you don't know how to read?

They didn't say "super models" they said "glamour models".

"Glamour model" is a fancy name for "page three girl".  People like Katie Price and Anna Nicole Smith - the trashy fake tan big tits you see in men's magazines.
 
2013-03-04 11:24:12 PM  
Yeah cause I'm going to walk into Victoria's Secret and ask for a 28JJJ or whatever the hell this woman is trying to tell me is a "real" size.  If it feels and looks okay than I'm fine wearing my "incorrectly" sized bra.  I love hearing a woman that looks like she needs a training bra tell me she's a D cup.  Unless it spills over your hand when you cup it you're not a D cup.
 
2013-03-04 11:25:49 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.


Some of us do :)  Not all that common but not all that rare either.
 
2013-03-04 11:25:50 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.


Thread's off to a good start...allow me to educate a few people.

The article says "cannot possibly fathom being larger than a DD - the default cup for all glamour models"

Glamour.  Models.

Not supermodels.

Supermodel:
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Glamour Model:

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Supermodel:
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Glamour Model:
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Get it?
 
2013-03-04 11:25:52 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie:
I did that?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x744]
/Whoops : )



In fairness, it's a competition that I am sure Farkers may not protest too loudly...

But to the Lingerie Wars:

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And of course, our Beamish Gal Christina herself...

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Purely for reference, to compare and contrast well fitting vs ill...
 
2013-03-04 11:30:13 PM  

Explodo: DemDave: who worked in the bra section of a high-end department store. She had quite the disdain for Victoria's Secret. Apparently

Victoria's Secret bras seem to mostly be designed for their models...skinny chicks with fake boobs.  My sister-in-law has big fake boobs and hers are about the same size as my wife's big real boobs.  VS bras fit big fakes, not big reals.


Fit me just fine.  Key is finding the right style.  Go to the Body by Victoria section if you a D-DDD.  Any pushup styles there are a no-no.  It's really not as hard as people make it out to be.  They have a million styles, not all of them work for everyone.
 
2013-03-04 11:31:45 PM  

Emposter: Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.

Thread's off to a good start...allow me to educate a few people.

The article says "cannot possibly fathom being larger than a DD - the default cup for all glamour models"

Glamour.  Models.

Not supermodels.

Supermodel:
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 193x261]

Glamour Model:

[s19.postimage.org image 600x800]

Supermodel:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 424x572]

Glamour Model:
[fc04.deviantart.net image 850x1308]


Get it?


Yeah. I like glamour models a LOT more than 'super' models.
 
2013-03-04 11:31:53 PM  

Emposter: Cup_O_Jo: Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.

Thread's off to a good start...allow me to educate a few people.

The article says "cannot possibly fathom being larger than a DD - the default cup for all glamour models"

Glamour.  Models.

Not supermodels.

Supermodel:
[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 193x261]

Glamour Model:

[s19.postimage.org image 600x800]

Supermodel:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 424x572]

Glamour Model:
[fc04.deviantart.net image 850x1308]


Get it?


There IS a bit more variety than that...

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2013-03-04 11:32:24 PM  

Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments



Nice hair, beautiful face..... I'll go out on a limb and assume 'double-hander'. Wow.
 
2013-03-04 11:32:30 PM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie:
I did that?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x744]
/Whoops : )

In fairness, it's a competition that I am sure Farkers may not protest too loudly...

But to the Lingerie Wars:

Purely for reference, to compare and contrast well fitting vs ill...


So it's war you want, this is madness...

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this is lingerie ; )
 
2013-03-04 11:40:43 PM  
Christina Hendrix is 40 pounds of poop in a 5 pound bag. She looks the complete opposite of sexy.
 
2013-03-04 11:50:59 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie:
I did that?
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x744]
/Whoops : )

In fairness, it's a competition that I am sure Farkers may not protest too loudly...

But to the Lingerie Wars:

Purely for reference, to compare and contrast well fitting vs ill...

So it's war you want, this is madness...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x636]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x630]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]
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this is lingerie ; )




I DO like the lines in the third and fourth pics. Very classic and clean.

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Not the best fit, but she pulls it off well enough.

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Not a great fit, and mismatched, but still she holds it well.

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Sometimes simple is best.

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Sometimes a little complication works too.

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Sometimes you just have to have fun...

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But simple is nice too.
 
2013-03-04 11:53:20 PM  
Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!
 
2013-03-04 11:54:09 PM  

spacemanjones: Christina Hendrix is 40 pounds of poop in a 5 pound bag. She looks the complete opposite of sexy.


-1/10
 
2013-03-04 11:56:58 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!


We are just comparing and contrasting styles and fits. ;)
 
2013-03-04 11:59:06 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!


I think Hubie's doing a great job I might just sit back let him win this war : )
 
2013-03-05 12:00:51 AM  

hubiestubert: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!

We are just comparing and contrasting styles and fits. ;)


Speaking of which I think Dita is trying to figure out her cup size here : )
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2013-03-05 12:06:34 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: albuquerquehalsey: dragonchild: Which leads me to my other point: Industry standards. In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none

[shop.iccsafe.org image 850x850]
So we need one of these [International Building Code] , except for boobs?

My rack wold benefit greatly from an International Bra-making Code, and especially from set standards in structural reinforcement and cantilevering.  I swear to Cthulhu, if I want any kind of lift at all, my bra needs to be designed by I.M. Pei.


"The Da Titty Code"?
 
2013-03-05 12:10:44 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!

We are just comparing and contrasting styles and fits. ;)

Speaking of which I think Dita is trying to figure out her cup size here : )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


Dita is often a curious girl critter...


This gal at least plays to her strengths.



lh5.googleusercontent.com

Chesty isn't necessary to sell an ensemble.

lh4.googleusercontent.com

Though, to be fair, sometimes the lingerie is used to enhance what Momma Nature gave you.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Or just present it in an attractive fashion.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

Or be playfully sassy...

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But Dita doesn't always dither on size or style...

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Again though, simple is sometimes best.

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2013-03-05 12:13:18 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ah, I see Maggie and Hubie have saved the thread, once again.

Bravo to you both!

We are just comparing and contrasting styles and fits. ;)

Speaking of which I think Dita is trying to figure out her cup size here : )
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

Dita is often a curious girl critter...
This gal at least plays to her strengths.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 427x640]

Chesty isn't necessary to sell an ensemble.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 409x640]

Though, to be fair, sometimes the lingerie is used to enhance what Momma Nature gave you.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]

Or just present it in an attractive fashion.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]

Or be playfully sassy...

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 449x640]

But Dita doesn't always dither on size or style...

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 366x550]

Again though, simple is sometimes best.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 427x640]
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]


Wholeheartedly agree with those sentiments.
 
2013-03-05 12:14:51 AM  

dragonchild: ph0rk: Sorry, just trying to work out the causal path there. Can't come up with one that doesn't involve a renn fair or goth club.

Well it's not "casual" as in "mainstream", but the gals I'm talking about are anime cosplayers.  I'm on staff at a convention and the hours can get long.  So, what's a busty lady to do when she's going to be on her feet for 16 hours a day?  Pack a corset and strap it on once the aches start aching.


Just FYI, but "causal path" wasn't a typo for "casual".  Think "the path starting at the cause and leading to the effect".
 
2013-03-05 12:16:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Wholeheartedly agree with those sentiments.


Once again, Fark brings agreement and symmetry. Will wonders never cease. ;)
 
2013-03-05 12:20:00 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wholeheartedly agree with those sentiments.

Once again, Fark brings agreement and symmetry. Will wonders never cease. ;)


It's a place people can truly come together, oh, ewww....
: )
 
2013-03-05 12:23:15 AM  

hubiestubert: This gal at least plays to her strengths.


Wait. Is she wearing a giant condom on her head?
 
2013-03-05 12:23:53 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Also as it's been said proper fittings are are good : )


That was the hottest thing ever.
 
2013-03-05 12:27:16 AM  
Guilty of #3 and sometimes #5. I don't like tight bras.

/also hates underwire bras
 
2013-03-05 12:28:55 AM  

megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: Also as it's been said proper fittings are are good : )

That was the hottest thing ever.


Sounds like your in need of a good fitting? ; )

/Sorry, couldn't resist
//But really there's hotter out there
/// Pics I know where to find 'em ... : )
 
2013-03-05 12:30:12 AM  
Alright too many words again : )
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2013-03-05 12:34:40 AM  
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2013-03-05 12:35:54 AM  
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2013-03-05 12:36:20 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: Wholeheartedly agree with those sentiments.

Once again, Fark brings agreement and symmetry. Will wonders never cease. ;)

It's a place people can truly come together, oh, ewww....
: )




Fark DOES love togetherness...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-05 12:38:54 AM  
I've just had the worst day at work, and this has cheered me up no end.
Thank you beautiful Farkers.

/eip for extra cheer.
 
2013-03-05 12:49:00 AM  
Maggie's right. Too much chin wagging.

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2013-03-05 12:50:42 AM  
 
2013-03-05 12:53:49 AM  

JungleBoogie: Relevant (NSFW): Harlem Shake video with a delightfully well endowed woman.


That was not the jiggles we were looking for...
 
2013-03-05 12:59:32 AM  

hubiestubert: Maggie's right. Too much chin wagging.


You have know Idea how much I like those words "Maggie's right" : P
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2013-03-05 01:03:15 AM  

skylabdown: Bras are like the secondary wrapping on Pepperidge Farm bread...  It's just one more thing between me and "toast".

Thanks Mitch.


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2013-03-05 01:03:26 AM  

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?




Too much stupid tanning.
 
2013-03-05 01:07:48 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: Maggie's right. Too much chin wagging.

You have know Idea how much I like those words "Maggie's right" : P
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I aim to please...

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Hate to disappoint a gal. ;)
 
2013-03-05 01:10:26 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-05 01:12:31 AM  
*whew* Glad I didn't post that under CigaretteSmokingMan's post.

/Fappin to Patton
 
2013-03-05 01:13:30 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Christina does that because she knows her boobs drop three feet when she unleashes them.


NSFW?
 
2013-03-05 01:15:12 AM  

hubiestubert: tinfoil-hat maggie: hubiestubert: Maggie's right. Too much chin wagging.

You have know Idea how much I like those words "Maggie's right" : P
I aim to please...
Hate to disappoint a gal. ;)


Such a gentleman : )
Too bad I'm unsound
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2013-03-05 01:17:44 AM  
Oh and this really needs too be in this thread : )
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2013-03-05 01:24:47 AM  
Unsound? Que sera sera...

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Holly Cole suits the theme I think...
 
2013-03-05 01:37:24 AM  
Don't forget your handy dandy size chart.

HIGHLY NSFW of course...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5850e450ccb5b0a242aa07fb5c54956/tumblr_m j6 cwvExuS1s7a5mso1_500.jpg

This is on the verge of "too big"
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2013-03-05 01:42:31 AM  
So many boobies, so little time.
 
2013-03-05 01:42:34 AM  

rf134a: Don't forget your handy dandy size chart.

HIGHLY NSFW of course...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5850e450ccb5b0a242aa07fb5c54956/tumblr_m j6 cwvExuS1s7a5mso1_500.jpg

This is on the verge of "too big"
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See, this is why I don't understand when women think their boobs are too small. Those are all magnificent.
 
2013-03-05 01:52:20 AM  

GranoblasticMan: rf134a: Don't forget your handy dandy size chart.

HIGHLY NSFW of course...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5850e450ccb5b0a242aa07fb5c54956/tumblr_m j6 cwvExuS1s7a5mso1_500.jpg

This is on the verge of "too big"
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See, this is why I don't understand when women think their boobs are too small. Those are all magnificent.


Size is less a matter, than shape and how a gal presents herself. Being happy in her skin, THAT is sessy. Confidence, intelligence and a sense of humor on top of that, and you've got a power. ;)
 
2013-03-05 01:55:41 AM  

hubiestubert: GranoblasticMan: rf134a: Don't forget your handy dandy size chart.

HIGHLY NSFW of course...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5850e450ccb5b0a242aa07fb5c54956/tumblr_m j6 cwvExuS1s7a5mso1_500.jpg

This is on the verge of "too big"
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See, this is why I don't understand when women think their boobs are too small. Those are all magnificent.

Size is less a matter, than shape and how a gal presents herself. Being happy in her skin, THAT is sessy. Confidence, intelligence and a sense of humor on top of that, and you've got a power. ;)


Bingo. Women are a package deal, and you're a fool if you don't take everything into account.
 
2013-03-05 02:17:16 AM  
And I'm not even done going through the last thread.

Never going to have trouble with this. (NSFW)

/EIP?
 
2013-03-05 02:21:08 AM  

foxyshadis: And I'm not even done going through the last thread.

Never going to have trouble with this. (NSFW)

/EIP?


Ah man, Model Mayhem... I know one of my exs has a pretty extensive profile on there, but I'm not sure I want to look for her.
 
2013-03-05 02:35:49 AM  
It's mission?

To learn English.
 
2013-03-05 02:39:46 AM  
 
2013-03-05 03:31:36 AM  
I have but one word: Juggalicious
 
2013-03-05 04:47:55 AM  

foxyshadis: Is this what they mean by too tight? (NSFW)


Dude, seriously. Why use than when...

She has a deviantArt (NSFW) You seem like you might like this (PNSFW) specifically if you liked that.
 
2013-03-05 05:04:30 AM  
Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

Possibly useful: True&Co. I haven't used them because I've been professionally fitted and prefer to try things on in-store.
 
2013-03-05 05:07:46 AM  
Let's try that again. Link.
 
2013-03-05 05:09:13 AM  
I could contribute something to this thread, or I could just ask for BIE.

/EIP
//obvious
 
2013-03-05 07:34:19 AM  
Am I too late for some BIE???


EIP, of course. I know the rules.
 
2013-03-05 07:47:58 AM  
 
2013-03-05 07:59:14 AM  
I am appalled by this thread, and will make sure not to bookmark it!
 
2013-03-05 08:25:28 AM  
I always seem to be too late for BIE, EIP if you're still active.
 
2013-03-05 10:20:13 AM  
This has been very instructive, and has helped me fap to the subject at hand.
 
2013-03-05 10:47:09 AM  
Marked for book!
 
2013-03-05 11:41:53 AM  

otaku69: http://imgur.com/r/Boobies/


*rightclick, save
*rightclick, save
*rightclick, save
*rightclick, save
*rightclick, save
*rightclick, save .....

/thank you, kind sir
 
2013-03-05 11:45:33 AM  
Late to the party....

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:46:14 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:46:56 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:47:48 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:49:19 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:50:20 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:51:28 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:52:39 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:53:17 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:54:21 AM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 12:28:26 PM  

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...


34G *sob* I think one of the boobs might actually be a smaller size though.

I frankenstein different bras together. Which works well enough I guess but sometimes I just want a pretty, lacy bra. Any recs?
 
2013-03-05 01:06:38 PM  

lemonysprite: SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

34G *sob* I think one of the boobs might actually be a smaller size though.

I frankenstein different bras together. Which works well enough I guess but sometimes I just want a pretty, lacy bra. Any recs?


From what my wife tells me, you're going to have to go to a specialty shop. She doesn't usually go for lacy but that's what she has to do to have a prayer of getting a good fit.
 
2013-03-05 01:55:10 PM  
Is this the weekly AW / EIP / BIE thread?  I always seem to show up late to these things.
 
2013-03-05 02:16:37 PM  

runcible spork: Let's try that again. Link.


Hey, thanks! I am going to give them a try. Maybe I will find something that doesn't result in spillage.
 
2013-03-05 03:11:56 PM  

Anastacya: runcible spork: Let's try that again. Link.

Hey, thanks! I am going to give them a try. Maybe I will find something that doesn't result in spillage.


But we like spillage.
 
2013-03-05 03:42:07 PM  

Ima_Lurker: Is this the weekly AW / EIP / BIE thread?  I always seem to show up late to these things.


Weekly? It's almost bi-weekly, or tri-weekly. But then again, who doesn't like a good bi girl or threesome?
 
2013-03-05 04:16:32 PM  

encyclopediaplushuman: foxyshadis: Is this what they mean by too tight? (NSFW)

Dude, seriously. Why use than when...

She has a deviantArt (NSFW) You seem like you might like this (PNSFW) specifically if you liked that.


Here's a nice one. (NSFW)
 
2013-03-05 04:23:37 PM  
This has been a boring "snow day" and I would rather be at school teaching the youth of America.
But since I can't be there, perhaps some kind farkettes would be willing to brighten the day with some BIE.

/Why, yes. Yes, I do have EIP.
//Thanks for asking.
///Please and thank you.
 
2013-03-05 10:18:55 PM  
Way too late to this conversation, but on the lingerie subject:  I don't get too hung up on how sheer or slinky it looks - I'm most concerned with it fitting the person wearing it comfortably, and being a piece that they truly enjoy wearing.

Usually, the comfortable, really wearable pieces aren't the slinkiest, but I just don't see a big deal with that.  No sense in buying it if you're going to hate it 10 seconds after putting it on.
 
2013-03-05 11:13:30 PM  
THUS SPAKE GRAND MOTH JOSEPH
 
2013-03-05 11:30:22 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: THUS SPAKE GRAND MOTH JOSEPH


Did you mean to say "moth"?  :)
 
2013-03-06 02:16:39 AM  
I'm very disappointed in the complete lack of BIE despite me making sure there I have EIP.  I thought at least one or two of the lovely farkettes in this thread would do the right thing.
 
2013-03-06 03:54:22 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: foxyshadis: Is this what they mean by too tight? (NSFW)

Dude, seriously. Why use than when...

She has a deviantArt (NSFW) You seem like you might like this (PNSFW) specifically if you liked that.


Because I buh can't brain now.

/Not a latex fetishist but holy crap might make an exception today.
 
2013-03-06 04:32:26 AM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Straightening his wife out regarding her clothing sounds creepy. I did have a very odd experience, where my husband suggested I try on smaller clothes and I could not, in my current state of mind, reconcile needing to buy clothes 2 sizes smaller than everything I owned already. I didn't really think I had lost enough to drop two sizes, but he was right. But if he said he'd straightened me out... I would not appreciate it.


At several points someone in your life is going to correct some long-cherished assumptions of yours. It sucks, it's irritating, but it's true, and that person will be justified for describing themselves as straightening you out. It's not the slightest bit creepy, and it might work for their relationship.

A bit condescending, though, and you might be justified in being petulant, but again, it helps no one.

Fark it, you marry someone, just laugh off their annoying quirks and fark their brains out or divorce them. Life's too short to hunt for signs of abuse in everything a partner does.
 
2013-03-06 06:32:54 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: No sense in buying it if you're going to hate it 10 seconds after putting it on.


The challenge with wearing sheer lingerie for more than 10 seconds should have nothing to do with comfort.
 
2013-03-06 09:27:24 AM  

OgreMagi: I'm very disappointed in the complete lack of BIE despite me making sure there I have EIP.  I thought at least one or two of the lovely farkettes in this thread would do the right thing.


And you won't get any with that kind of attitude. Nobody owes you BIE. Getting pissy about it sure won't help
 
2013-03-06 01:05:16 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Way too late to this conversation, but on the lingerie subject:  I don't get too hung up on how sheer or slinky it looks - I'm most concerned with it fitting the person wearing it comfortably, and being a piece that they truly enjoy wearing.

Usually, the comfortable, really wearable pieces aren't the slinkiest, but I just don't see a big deal with that.  No sense in buying it if you're going to hate it 10 seconds after putting it on.


That's not the point of slinky, shiny lingerie - it's meant to be ripped off after ten seconds.
 
2013-03-07 01:49:27 PM  

foxyshadis: encyclopediaplushuman: foxyshadis: Is this what they mean by too tight? (NSFW)

Dude, seriously. Why use than when...

She has a deviantArt (NSFW) You seem like you might like this (PNSFW) specifically if you liked that.

Because I buh can't brain now.

/Not a latex fetishist but holy crap might make an exception today.


That woman is scary looking.
 
2013-03-07 03:01:13 PM  

Kahabut: That woman is scary looking.


At times, yes, but check the pictures where she isn't wearing glasses.
 
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