i like boobs

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.

As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Breast related thread with Christine Hendricks in the headline....... yes this is a bookmark.

I was never properly boob-weaned as a child. Is it too late?

I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

"Good bible"

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

Nope.

gja: Cup_O_Jo: Yeah the ledge is all great till ya go to the movies and find popcorn in your cleavage.

I will gleefully 'motorboat' the twin-peaks clean for Christina.

I am sure you would. *rolls eyes.

SchadenFraud: As a 38G, I'm not getting a kick out of this...

Are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?

Where do I apply as a master mamoth mammary manipulator

Anastacya: I wish that there was a bra school near here that I could go to. I would love to have someone measure me and give me an accurate size. And the theory that women don't think that they can be bigger than a super model is somewhat... weird.

/also waiting for the "fat" comments

I am actually like DD is a standard for supermodels? Seriously? That explains why I can't find a bra that fits. They seem like they are all made for fake boobie people. Size 2 women do not have DD boobies.

FTFA:
"And yet, despite all of the options (design and style) out there, the majority of British women are still walking around wearing the wrong sized-bra.

Worse yet, Brits apparently put the hyphen in the wrong-place...

Any farkette wanna BIE, please with sugar on top! EIP

WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

They look so very very fake.

Bras are like the secondary wrapping on Pepperidge Farm bread...  It's just one more thing between me and "toast".

Thanks Mitch.

Lethargic_Apathy: WTFark is going on with the skin color on Katie Price there?

"I need that picture now!"
"But I'm not done Photoshopping it..."
"Doesn't matter. Give me what you've got."

KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.


If every style from every manufacturer were consistent in every size this wouldn't be a problem.  Hell, I've bought the same style from the same manufacturer in the same season in different colors and found them to fit differently.  Women put up with a lot of not-quite because it's too much of a hassle to find the right fit.

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

She's a very attractive woman in most picture. And very greasy looking in others.

These are examples of both cases.

FatherChaos: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x284]

Oh, they look so tasty, don't they?

The titties? Perhaps. The rest of her? Hello no.

A soft, pale, pillowy ledge.

/There's a special Hell waiting for me . . .

KrispyKritter: i'm surprised more women don't visit a Victoria's Secret or bra specialty shop once a year for a measurement fitting to write down their correct size.

First off, while I am not a woman I would not jump to the conclusion that Victoria's Secret is some sort of gold standard for measurements pretty much anyone should be able to do.  Just leave gender out of it and consider it my experience with for-profit companies working with a complete lack of industry standards.

Which leads me to my other point:  Industry standards.  In women's fashion, the only thing I know about standards is that there are none.  You could find the exact same size piece of clothing made by three different companies in the same store and the labels will have three different sizes.  It's all about the women fussing around the mall until they find the size that fits with the smallest number on it.  As such a "size 4" or whatever is completely different from whatever the hell it meant 10 years ago.  (There's a "size 0" and even a size "00" now.  I wish I was kidding; women's clothing sizes literally make as much sense as a roulette wheel now.)  The first part of a bra size presumably means the torso measurement (in inches), but I've learned from my wife that that can be off by a couple inches.

So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.  Bras made by different manufacturers could be off by as much as a full cup size.  It's a bed women made for themselves due to ego-driven consumer habits which screws over the few that want to keep shopping simple & predictable.

Another jugs thread? For fark's sake

I find myself constantly amazed when I hear women don't get the right bra size.

/and that back pain is an actual side-effect
//that's what I keep hearing on the internet anyway
///forever alone

I like my breasts like I like my ledges. Full of chocolate goodness.



Lisa Nicole Carson--the woman on Allie McBeal with the ledgy breasts. So ledgy I dreamed of doing this off of them--

kiwimoogle84: Ladies who wish for bigger boobs- No you don't.

In my experience women don't actually want the bigger boobs; they want the attention that comes from having bigger boobs.

Except every woman I've known with naturally big boobs had a psychological force field that emanated antipathy waves at straight men something fierce because sexual harassment was basically a daily fact of life.  Then there are the unfortunate few that were targeted for sexual assault.  Sure you get attention, but you get a lot of unwanted attention and it doesn't come with any sort of "off" switch.

An article on how to unhook those slingshots would be helpful for men.

dragonchild: So, even a proper measurement means bupkus because the size labels themselves are completely arbitrary.

This is true in men's clothes as well (jeans, in particular). Even off the rack suits will vary in weird ways that don't make immediate sense.

Women's bras are no more ill-fitting than their heels. Comfort is not the goal.