FloydA: And ten thousand people-oids split into small tribes,coveting the highest of the sterile sky-scrappers,like packs of dogs assaulting theglass fronts of Love Me Avenue...
jayhawk88: Ten teams of sharpshooters armed with rifles equipped with infra-red sights have bagged more than 2,000 of the brutish rodents in recent weeks, city officials told state media. That's a drop in the ocean: Iran's rat population easily outnumbers the sprawling capital's 12 million inhabitants. The city council is now boosting the number of sniper squads to 40, officials said.This was my favorite part. We deployed snipers, and they killed 2000 rats, a drop in the bucket. So let's quadruple the number of snipers, and we'll then have 4 drops in our bucket.
Satanic_Hamster: Obviously, the better solution is to release larger cats. Maybe jaguars or lions or tigers.
Ambitwistor: Satanic_Hamster: Obviously, the better solution is to release larger cats. Maybe jaguars or lions or tigers.When wintertime rolls around, they simply freeze to death.
scottydoesntknow: Also:[0.tqn.com image 500x444][palmettopublicrecord.org image 600x353]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Persian cats too chicken?
wildcardjack: Hmmm, too bad I think the right ammo isn't allowed to be sent to Iran...[i.pgcdn.com image 250x250]Varmint Grenades making pink mists out of prairie dogs.
The Irresponsible Captain: You just need bigger cats.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x600]
FooDog: Ideal solution would be a .22 PCP air rifle with polymag predator pellets.
Stone Meadow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Persian cats too chicken?Take on an 11-pound rat? You bet them pussies are chicken.Also...[blog.bt-store.com image 468x350]
doglover: FooDog: Ideal solution would be a .22 PCP air rifle with polymag predator pellets.Too complicated. Just have every man, woman, and child carry a slingshot.[mytwocents.files.wordpress.com image 340x378]
FooDog: I like your direction, but you lack vision. Machete slingshot biatch!
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