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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman threatens Walmart employees with her .38 Special when the store refused to honor her dollar-off coupon. They probably won't honor it in the jail commissary either   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 158
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2013-03-04 06:23:03 PM

hardinparamedic: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: It's funny. You'd think the mandatory training involved in getting a CCW permit would include things like "You don't get to brandish your gun in a threatening manner at wal-mart employees after they escort you from the store for being an asshat."

Is that one on the test?

That's common sense.

Sadly, it's not that common.


It may be common sense, but shouldn't we be making sure that people we license to carry concealed handguns have common sense?
 
2013-03-04 06:23:08 PM

Dimensio: You have confused an act of insulting me for a mistake with a rational statement.


You should maybe learn not to play the "hey retard...!" card when making moronic easy-to-spot mistakes yourself.

I'm sure glad that a chucklehead like you who has reading comprehension "issues" is so well armed.  I'm sure you're neighbours aren't so glad.  How long until you are the angry-armed-idiot-of-the-day on Fark?
 
2013-03-04 06:24:49 PM
you're - your.  heh.  I am stoopidz too.

but unarmed, so my stupidity and bad judgement doesn't imperil everyone around me.
 
2013-03-04 06:25:46 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Dimensio: You have confused an act of insulting me for a mistake with a rational statement.

You should maybe learn not to play the "hey retard...!" card when making moronic easy-to-spot mistakes yourself.

I'm sure glad that a chucklehead like you who has reading comprehension "issues" is so well armed.  I'm sure you're neighbours aren't so glad.  How long until you are the angry-armed-idiot-of-the-day on Fark?


You have confused your own irrational hatred of firearm owners with reality.
 
2013-03-04 06:27:02 PM
There's a song by Warren Zevon that references a .38 Special, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" I think it applies the the case. It goes: "I've got a .38 Special up on the shelf. I'll sleep when I'm dead. If I start acting stupid, I'll shoot myself. I'll sleep when I'm dead." Fun catchy little tune.

/It's now stuck in my head.
 
2013-03-04 06:29:35 PM

Dimensio: How long until you are the angry-armed-idiot-of-the-day on Fark?


Do I have to have TotalFark to get in on the nominations?
 
2013-03-04 06:30:29 PM

Dimensio: You have confused your own irrational hatred of firearm owners with reality.


I have no irrational hatred of firearms.  I have a very rational, well-based fear of a society full of idiots who believe that arming themselves with easy-to-use easy-to-conceal death machines is a benefit to society, especially since the truth is that it is a society in which people get shot and killed or shot and wounded more often than in places where there isn't a broad base of well-armed imbeciles.

Stats back up the rationality of that fear.    Americans kill each other more than the citizens of other civilized western nations do and most of that killing is done with easy to use, easy to buy, easy to steal, easy to conceal handguns.
 
2013-03-04 06:34:50 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Dimensio: You have confused your own irrational hatred of firearm owners with reality.

I have no irrational hatred of firearms.  I have a very rational, well-based fear of a society full of idiots who believe that arming themselves with easy-to-use easy-to-conceal death machines is a benefit to society, especially since the truth is that it is a society in which people get shot and killed or shot and wounded more often than in places where there isn't a broad base of well-armed imbeciles.

easy to use, easy to buy, easy to steal deal, easy to conceal handguns.


Hell, that's the NRA's next jingle.
 
2013-03-04 06:38:01 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Dimensio: You have confused your own irrational hatred of firearm owners with reality.

I have no irrational hatred of firearms.  I have a very rational, well-based fear of a society full of idiots who believe that arming themselves with easy-to-use easy-to-conceal death machines is a benefit to society, especially since the truth is that it is a society in which people get shot and killed or shot and wounded more often than in places where there isn't a broad base of well-armed imbeciles.

Stats back up the rationality of that fear.    Americans kill each other more than the citizens of other civilized western nations do and most of that killing is done with easy to use, easy to buy, easy to steal, easy to conceal handguns.


Were concealed weapon permit holders disproportionately represented in violent crime statistics, your fear would be rational. They are not, however, so it is not.
 
2013-03-04 06:38:09 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: .38 Special? She should have upgraded to a .357 Magnum, then they'd take her coupons!


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2013-03-04 06:44:48 PM
Getting back to the subject:

Alday twice refused the deputy's request to exit the auto, and was tasered when she "reached over the console for something in the passenger seat."

This, is an appropriate use of a taser - actually showed restraint.
 
2013-03-04 06:49:25 PM

Etchy333: Guess_Who: It's called a canteen not jail commissary.

inmate #374838

Did you know #24601?


Oh yeah I can't forget Boggs, he was the leader of this group that called themselves the sisters. He used to beat and rape some of the new fish we got at our prison. One time he beat this one fellow who was cooked the books for our warden and the guards beat him so bad he never walked again.
 
2013-03-04 06:49:26 PM

Bigdogdaddy: oren0: Surool: So, you didn't get to buy what you wanted. You didn't get the dollar off. Now you have a criminal record and some jail time to go with it. Totally worth the $1!

You think a woman this batshiat crazy didn't already have a criminal record?

Unlikely if she had her CCW permit, which she will lose loose it now.  Thankfully.


ftfy
 
2013-03-04 06:53:32 PM

Dimensio: Were concealed weapon permit holders disproportionately represented in violent crime statistics, your fear would be rational


So, you mean NOT like the responsible licensed concealed weapons holder in TFA?

Go on and parse it and narrow it down all you like.  "Bubububut the stats on white, rural, left-handed, licensed carry permit owners show that they have greater safety!" makes you sound like even more of a fetishist freak.

Americans kill each other.  They do so more than other civilized people.  They do most of that killing with handguns. Yes,  guns just like the one you are stroking so tenderly.  Just like that one.  You're part of the problem and you're deathly afraid of the solution because....um.....freedom?
 
2013-03-04 06:54:21 PM

ManateeGag: it's people like that that make it hard for responsible gun owners.


Chances are that until Friday afternoon she WAS a responsible, legal gun owner.
 
2013-03-04 07:00:57 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Stats back up the rationality of that fear.    Americans kill each other more than the citizens of other civilized western nations do and most of that killing is done with easy to use, easy to buy, easy to steal, easy to conceal handguns.


Got any stats to back up your claim that "MOST gun owners  are looking for the most minimal reason to pull out their gun?" Maybe most of the ones you read about on the Intarwebs, but definitely not most owners.

You don't like guns. We get that. But stop spewing crap. It only makes you look like the zealots you are so strongly against.
 
2013-03-04 07:01:26 PM

Vectron:


I think I'm going to get that tattoed on my forehead. But backwards, like how ambulance is on the front of an ambulance.
That way every morning when I get up and go to the bathroom I am reminded of what I should do today.
 
2013-03-04 07:02:27 PM

Biner: Got any stats to back up your claim that "MOST gun owners  are looking for the most minimal reason to pull out their gun?"


No, because i never made that claim.
 
2013-03-04 07:08:39 PM
I am strangely okay with shootouts at the Walmart.
 
2013-03-04 07:10:12 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Cuz surely YOU aren't paranoid, unstable, prone to quick anger, drunk, ......right?


Not in the slightest.
 
2013-03-04 07:10:23 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend:So, you mean NOT like the responsible licensed concealed weapons holder in TFA?

Go on and parse it and narrow it down all you like.  "Bubububut the stats on white, rural, left-handed, licensed carry permit owners show that they have greater safety!" makes you sound like even more of a fetishist freak.

Americans kill each other.  They do so more than other civilized people.  They do most of that killing with handguns. Yes,  guns just like the one you are stroking so tenderly.  Just like that one.  You're part of the problem and you're deathly afraid of the solution because....um.....freedom?


Ah, now I get it. You're simply a dick. Show me stats that prove concealed carry permit holders represent a higher crime rate than just about any group you'd like to choose. (Including cops, priests, school teachers, and doctors.) Yes, there are some nutcases that have CCW permits. TFA shows a classic example of one, and she won't have that permit for long. But to lay the blame for handgun violence on CCW permit holders is either being ignorant or obtuse. Or a dick.
 
2013-03-04 07:11:32 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Biner: Got any stats to back up your claim that "MOST gun owners  are looking for the most minimal reason to pull out their gun?"

No, because i never made that claim.


Point taken, my bad.
 
2013-03-04 07:13:41 PM
I've never seen an attempt at a dog pile thread where multiple people got confused as to where to dog pile.  I can't decide if you people are as dumb or dumber than the people who couldn't figure out how to POSSIBLY find naked pictures of Ashley Judd on the interwebz.
 
2013-03-04 07:16:02 PM

Biner: Show me stats that prove concealed carry permit holders represent a higher crime rate than just about any group you'd like to choose.


Again....you're rebutting things that were never said.  Go for it.  Beat the shiat out of that strawman.  He deserves it.

Why don't you go after the actual statement that I made?   Americans kill each other more than other civilized people do and easy to use, easy to buy, easy to steal, easy to conceal handguns are used to do most of that killing.

There's plenty of morons in the world, but only in the USA are they encouraged by friends, TV, politicians and political lobby groups to arm themselves to the max.
 
2013-03-04 07:18:58 PM

BSABSVR: I've never seen an attempt at a dog pile thread where multiple people got confused as to where to dog pile.


Kinda ironic that the armed-and-proud-of-it faction in this thread have such terrible aim.
 
2013-03-04 07:19:41 PM
BSABSVR: ...find naked pictures of Ashley Judd on the interwebz.

What's this you say?
 
2013-03-04 07:21:02 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Kinda ironic that the armed-and-proud-of-it faction in this thread have such terrible aim.


To be fair, it's tough to conceal a knee.  At least when you need it available to jerk.
 
2013-03-04 07:23:24 PM
I couldn't find exactly the number of CCW permits in the US, but Florida has issued 2,031,106.  Some states don't even require a permit to conceal carry (I think),.
 
2013-03-04 07:32:12 PM

Bigdogdaddy: I couldn't find exactly the number of CCW permits in the US, but Florida has issued 2,031,106.  Some states don't even require a permit to conceal carry (I think),.


There was a discussion last time something like this happened (in Florida of course), and apparently the test to get your permit in FL  is not much more intensive than not shiatting on your hands for a few hours.
 
2013-03-04 07:43:52 PM

BSABSVR: Bigdogdaddy: I couldn't find exactly the number of CCW permits in the US, but Florida has issued 2,031,106.  Some states don't even require a permit to conceal carry (I think),.

There was a discussion last time something like this happened (in Florida of course), and apparently the test to get your permit in FL  is not much more intensive than not shiatting on your hands for a few hours.


It's pretty strict in KS.  Several hours of training which cost a couple hundred bucks, 100 bucks to the sheriff's department, 100 bucks to the state and it's only good for a couple of years.  And that doesn't mean you're going to qualify.
 
2013-03-04 08:15:29 PM

Glancing Blow: This girl needs to move to Lane County Oregon - the no time county.


Burglary suspect released after 16 hours


I'm not surprised this happened in Lane County Oregon.  The government in Lane County makes the stupidest moran in Floriduh look smart by comparison.

On November 12 1970 Paul Linnman told the world just how stupid their highway department is.
 
2013-03-04 08:46:01 PM

Vectron: [www.traditioninaction.org image 350x244]


Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!!
 
2013-03-04 09:01:40 PM

BSABSVR: There was a discussion last time something like this happened (in Florida of course), and apparently the test to get your permit in FL is not much more intensive than not shiatting on your hands for a few hours.


And the permit holders are still the group with the lowest crime rate. It's almost as if most people are in fact trustworthy enough to keep and carry guns, and we only see the asshats in the news.
 
2013-03-04 09:32:43 PM
WOW...the liberal "meaning rights for everyone" people are against rights of everyone who doesn't have the same liberal mental disorder.

ONE crazy biatch means all gun owners are crazy.

But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals.

F*CKING MORONS
 
2013-03-04 09:36:23 PM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW...the liberal "meaning rights for everyone" people are against rights of everyone who doesn't have the same liberal mental disorder.

ONE crazy biatch means all gun owners are crazy.

But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals.

F*CKING MORONS


Hey,  Dimensio -- this far right wing crackpot who is ignored by much of fark and openly mocked by everyone else?  He's your ally in this discussion.

And from the things he posts?  I'd guess he's probably armed just like you are.

Hope that at least gives you pause.
 
2013-03-04 09:48:43 PM

jehovahs witness protection: But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals.


Dimensio: I am certain that you will be able to validate your position by referencing data showing concealed weapons permit holders liberals

 committing violent crime at a rate higher than that of the general adult population. I therefore eagerly await your presentation.
 
2013-03-04 09:54:59 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: BSABSVR: There was a discussion last time something like this happened (in Florida of course), and apparently the test to get your permit in FL is not much more intensive than not shiatting on your hands for a few hours.

And the permit holders are still the group with the lowest crime rate. It's almost as if most people are in fact trustworthy enough to keep and carry guns, and we only see the asshats in the news.


OK.
 
2013-03-04 10:23:01 PM

jehovahs witness protection: But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals


Damn. That's weapons grade stupid.
 
2013-03-04 10:28:29 PM

Peter von Nostrand: She needs to hold on loosely to her emotions. She shouldn't get so caught up in you that she looses her temper so easy


So hold on loosely but don't let her go If you cling too tightly You're gonna lose control
 
2013-03-04 10:49:16 PM

hardinparamedic: jehovahs witness protection: But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals

Damn. That's weapons grade stupid.


Invariably
 
2013-03-04 11:31:58 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Alday, who fled the Walmart parking lot in a 2011 Ford Escape


tee hee


Car Salesman: Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. We're trying to shed that whole fugitive-on-the-run thing. This is the Escape.
George Sr. (a fugitive on the run) : What a fun name. May I test drive?
 
2013-03-05 12:08:43 AM

oren0: Surool: So, you didn't get to buy what you wanted. You didn't get the dollar off. Now you have a criminal record and some jail time to go with it. Totally worth the $1!

You think a woman this batshiat crazy didn't already have a criminal record?


She didn't have any felonies or she wouldn't have a ccw. She couldn't have had any domestic abuse charges in the past either. Hard to believe she had never been caught before, but there it is.
 
2013-03-05 01:47:24 AM
As a Walmart cashier, this doesn't surprise me. People get crazy about coupons. Especially internet coupons.
 
2013-03-05 02:23:25 AM

Peter von Nostrand: She needs to hold on loosely to her emotions. She shouldn't get so caught up in you that she looses her temper so easy


Only four posts in. Nice job.
 
2013-03-05 03:13:35 AM
Sheriff's reports do not indicate the Walmart item for which Alday was seeking to save a dollar.

Douche?
 
2013-03-05 05:11:09 AM
This is why we need gun control, not to stop responsible gun owner but to stop people like this from owning guns.
 
2013-03-05 06:11:23 AM
jehovahs witness protection:But 99.9% of all violent gun crimes are committed by liberals.

He means black people and messicans. They're all liberals now, because Obama.

/As a liberal gun advocate I have to sling crap in both directions.
//So fark you, and fark you.
 
2013-03-05 07:35:26 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: Genju: Can't you use .38 special ammo in a .357? Backwards compatibility! Until you fire it, people wouldn't know which ammo is loaded.

Yeah. I have a .357 Magnum. I have a box of .357 shells at the house, but mostly I buy .38 rounds. They're much cheaper than the .357 bullets. It's kind of neat to load three .38 rounds, followed by three .357 rounds... Bang Bang Bang BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!!


Did that to my brother with a old Ruger police issue. He had never fired it before, so I loaded him up with 5 .38s and made sure the last one was a +P .357.  He fired that last one and was left with a look of utter shock. Best WTF face ever.

And Sin_City, I've never had the desire to try this, but I imagine you could fire a .357 from a .38 as well. Once, at least.
 
2013-03-05 07:39:12 AM
Well see the problem is she used a .38 special. See, those are only before getting smaller specials. If you want a larger special you need to use a .44 special, which is larger.

Simple really.
 
2013-03-05 12:11:19 PM
Skip to 2:20

See damage differences between .38 special, .357, and .44.

/nsfw language
 
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