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(Some Guy)   Is Taylor Swift performing secret rituals from the Illuminati during her shows, perhaps as part of some scheme for global domination?   (vigilantcitizen.com) divider line 21
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2013-03-04 03:12:24 PM
3 votes:
I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.
2013-03-04 05:16:27 PM
2 votes:

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.


I'm convinced they all do. I've never met someone who brought up a conspiracy theory and didn't act like they had it already figured out.

Of course all conspiracy theories aren't created equal. I'm happy to listen to somebody say that they believe something and here's why. If someone said, "Actually the KGB had a campaign to spread lies about the JFK assassination" I'd say "That's an interesting theory, on what are you basing that statement?" And then we can talk about it and I can make a judgement from there. I spoke to a girl about chemtrails for an hour one day. Tried to see where she was coming from on it. Eventually had to just give up. She thinks the government is poisoning people by causing airplanes to make poison rainclouds. But when I asked her *why* the government would want to poison people with poison rainclouds, she didn't know. She didn't seem to care. So I had to just disregard it as crazy.

But if someone says, "Hey, did you know all the reporters in the world are lizard people?" I have to just sort of shake my head and walk away. There's no common ground there. That's operating under the assumption that there is such a thing as lizard people to begin with, and that they've somehow found their way into power.

What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.
2013-03-04 04:49:44 PM
2 votes:
Direct Article quot & picture:


i2.wp.com
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?


You're seeing it!  There is no Baphomet!


This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...  Your mind sees pattern where there is none!
2013-03-05 01:28:13 AM
1 votes:

shoegaze99: So I'm afraid that that I say is true. To imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. Even if we revise the dates back to the '40s and '50s, it remains false.


World English Dictionary conspiracy theory - n - the belief that the government or a covert organization is responsible for an event that is unusual or unexplained, esp when any such involvement is denied
The head of the FBI saying there is no international organized crime outfit in the 40s & 50s fits the dictionary definition of the words I used.  You can play the 20/20 hindsight game all you want.  Tell me that Hoover had his head-up-his rear, whatever.  You can list all the books that were written AFTER the fact that put some snippets all together.

Yet, the dictionary definition remains that the Mafia was a considered a conspiracy theory back then, and was later proven true.  So true in fact, that now for me to call it a THEORY brings such animosity.  So, I'm still waiting for my apology for calling my words patently false.

/Al Capone btw did not have international ties... as per Sicilian et all... he was just a big time Chi-town bootlegger.
//Conspiracy theory is a dirty word.
///Yet, you'd be a fool to think that some people would not conspire dark deeds for their personal gain.
2013-03-04 09:38:01 PM
1 votes:
Yes they are performing stylized rituals, but it's just marketing.
2013-03-04 06:54:11 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-04 06:10:10 PM
1 votes:
I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
The DEVIL is an ENTERTAINER!
4.bp.blogspot.com
He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.

I say my good farkers... RESIST!  Do not watch the VMAs.  Do not give your money to Bieber, Swift, or Madonna.
Spend your money at your local pub.  Drinking with your neighbors.  That's how Noah would do it (first thing he did was plant a vineyard for wine after the great flood)

/only partially kidding
2013-03-04 06:02:11 PM
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.


Right!
Sounds like these guys read the Wikipedia article on Freemasonry and the 3rd degree initiation and then started watching kids televisions, calling it the Devil's work!
2013-03-04 05:31:17 PM
1 votes:
You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.
2013-03-04 05:11:18 PM
1 votes:
Why does Taylor need someone else's world-spanning umbrella organization? She has one already.
2013-03-04 05:04:07 PM
1 votes:
Mental illness + internet= comedy gold
2013-03-04 04:52:52 PM
1 votes:
I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.
2013-03-04 04:50:12 PM
1 votes:
The comments are the best!
2013-03-04 04:45:42 PM
1 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2013-03-04 04:33:18 PM
1 votes:
I think this is all a conspiracy to fool me into watching a Taylor Swift performance.  Tricksy tricksy.
2013-03-04 04:27:35 PM
1 votes:
I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?
2013-03-04 04:26:48 PM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


And it won't be for lack of trying.
2013-03-04 04:08:24 PM
1 votes:
She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate
2013-03-04 03:35:17 PM
1 votes:
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?

Yes.  Yes you are.
2013-03-04 03:17:48 PM
1 votes:
This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

www.blindloop.com
2013-03-04 03:07:10 PM
1 votes:
As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.
 
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