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(Some Guy)   Is Taylor Swift performing secret rituals from the Illuminati during her shows, perhaps as part of some scheme for global domination?   (vigilantcitizen.com) divider line 160
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2013-03-04 02:58:37 PM  
So far, only these guys have this nailed. I checked WhatDoesItMean.com, BeforeItsNews.com, and WND, but they don't have anything yet.
 
2013-03-04 03:07:10 PM  
As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.
 
2013-03-04 03:07:16 PM  

St_Francis_P: WND


That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.
 
2013-03-04 03:12:24 PM  
I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.
 
2013-03-04 03:13:45 PM  
"Televised performances are meant to expose the public to the Illuminati's rituals and symbolism in order to make it trendy and part of popular culture."

Because then they can ... do ...... more ........ something...............

Well, it's really bad, anyway.
 
2013-03-04 03:17:03 PM  

James F. Campbell: St_Francis_P: WND

That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.


Give them time. They're probably determining the extent of Obama's involvement.
 
2013-03-04 03:17:48 PM  
This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

www.blindloop.com
 
2013-03-04 03:22:14 PM  
Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 03:22:19 PM  

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple
 
2013-03-04 03:35:17 PM  
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?

Yes.  Yes you are.
 
2013-03-04 04:08:24 PM  
She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate
 
2013-03-04 04:22:34 PM  
Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....
 
2013-03-04 04:24:16 PM  
You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.
 
2013-03-04 04:24:36 PM  

NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple


Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.
 
2013-03-04 04:25:29 PM  
We're through the looking glass here, people...

robot6.comicbookresources.com
 
2013-03-04 04:25:43 PM  

mainsail: Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....


Nah, she'll blame herself for falling for him in the first place.
 
2013-03-04 04:26:13 PM  
Is it a coincidence that she was born in 1989, the same year as Back to the Future part 2?
I think not my fnordy friends.
 
2013-03-04 04:26:48 PM  

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


And it won't be for lack of trying.
 
2013-03-04 04:27:35 PM  
I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?
 
2013-03-04 04:28:42 PM  
Is this the guy that did the write up the London Olympics? good stuff, he's better than most.
 
2013-03-04 04:30:08 PM  
If anything here is true is that electronic and digital media are really life sucking engagements.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:07 PM  

hardinparamedic: David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


I'm pretty sure the one on the right told me not to date robots.

/crocodylus pontifex.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:18 PM  
I think this is all a conspiracy to fool me into watching a Taylor Swift performance.  Tricksy tricksy.
 
2013-03-04 04:33:19 PM  
This article would be better if it was titled "Taylor Swifts gets implants"
 
2013-03-04 04:33:51 PM  

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


I thought she was Zuul
 
2013-03-04 04:35:27 PM  

zixr: I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?


I only care because she may have a wardrobe malfunction. I hear nudity is a big part of unholy rituals...
 
2013-03-04 04:37:03 PM  
"In fact, it (the white to black outfits) symbolizes a very profound process and this ritualistic color code is used across the entertainment industry to underline erotic meanings in performances, to wit: a girl growing into a slutty-hot young woman."

I agree completely.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:09 PM  
A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"
 
2013-03-04 04:38:12 PM  
No Spitting.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:16 PM  
For some reason, when I think of Taylor Swift, the Illuminati  does not pop into my mind.
 
2013-03-04 04:38:52 PM  

Skarekrough: You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.


She is getting paid by the hour. A week is a long time.

I've heard that the going rate for an up-and-coming artist is about 100K to be "seen" with Tay-Tay and closer to a million for her to "date" one.
 
2013-03-04 04:39:31 PM  

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]



no, those are just fronts for the 5 Jew Bankers.
 
2013-03-04 04:39:53 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-04 04:44:21 PM  

PsyLord: For some reason, when I think of Taylor Swift, the Illuminati  does not pop into my mind.


That's because the Illuminati are a mental trap for the brilliant when trying to explain away God and personal responsibility, and not pop music crap.
 
2013-03-04 04:44:23 PM  
I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-03-04 04:45:42 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-03-04 04:47:36 PM  
Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.
 
2013-03-04 04:47:49 PM  
TAYLOR SWIFT IS 4-CORNER
 
2013-03-04 04:49:18 PM  
I weep for the uninformed.
 
2013-03-04 04:49:44 PM  
Direct Article quot & picture:


i2.wp.com
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?


You're seeing it!  There is no Baphomet!


This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...  Your mind sees pattern where there is none!
 
2013-03-04 04:50:04 PM  
If that's the case, Taylor Swift just became farkING AWESOME.
 
2013-03-04 04:50:12 PM  
The comments are the best!
 
2013-03-04 04:50:37 PM  

skinink: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

And it won't be for lack of trying.


lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.
 
2013-03-04 04:51:42 PM  

cgraves67: Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.


And then break up with it and write yet another song.
 
2013-03-04 04:52:52 PM  
I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.
 
2013-03-04 04:54:32 PM  
I think everyone could benefit from having a gigantic Iron Maiden Eddie muppet incorporated into their stage show.
 
2013-03-04 04:54:55 PM  
AAAAAH!
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 04:55:47 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.


Break in to her house, rifle though her underwear drawer grabbing samples to sell to the highest bidder in Japan? Yeah, we've all been there.
 
2013-03-04 04:57:11 PM  

NostroZ: This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile...


You are straining waaaay too hard. You're gonna pop a blood vessel.

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-04 04:59:19 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]


how can you hate " the colonel"?
 
2013-03-04 05:02:12 PM  

Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.


But, what if they're right?!?

/alex jones
//david icke
//3slashies is a secret number
 
2013-03-04 05:02:39 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate


I thought that was the  Crikey! gate ...

/might the same thing
 
2013-03-04 05:04:07 PM  
Mental illness + internet= comedy gold
 
2013-03-04 05:05:04 PM  
I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.
 
2013-03-04 05:05:51 PM  

Guadior42: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

But, what if they're right?!?

/alex jones
//david icke
//3slashies is a secret number


I need to start replying to their insane theories with my own. Oh, you think the government is poisoning black people with chemtrails? Let me tell you about the TIME CUBE my friend.
 
2013-03-04 05:07:30 PM  

Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.


Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.
 
2013-03-04 05:08:32 PM  
I still- after years of hearing about this Illuminati business- have yet to discern what this is even all about.

So a secret society exists?  So what?  Who cares?

So they control a bunch of stuff... again, so what?  Who doesn't know that about four corporations essentially own everything?

Am I missing some huge mystique?  What is the aim of the people who want to "expose" the members?

I guess I'm missing the point.  I mean, if they are going to take over the world and it involves devil horns and fire, it can't be  allthat bad.
 
2013-03-04 05:08:32 PM  
Don't care if crazy..

cdn.inquisitr.com

WANT!
 
2013-03-04 05:11:07 PM  
I'll just leave this here

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 05:11:18 PM  
Why does Taylor need someone else's world-spanning umbrella organization? She has one already.
 
2013-03-04 05:13:07 PM  
what, the Obvious tag was asleep?
 
2013-03-04 05:13:19 PM  
All I got out of this story is that Taylor Swift looks !#%@$^# hot in black bondage gear...
 
2013-03-04 05:15:25 PM  
you have to wonder how your life has come to this when you find yourself looking for occult symbols in a teen pop video (or live performance, six of one...).
 
2013-03-04 05:16:27 PM  

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.


I'm convinced they all do. I've never met someone who brought up a conspiracy theory and didn't act like they had it already figured out.

Of course all conspiracy theories aren't created equal. I'm happy to listen to somebody say that they believe something and here's why. If someone said, "Actually the KGB had a campaign to spread lies about the JFK assassination" I'd say "That's an interesting theory, on what are you basing that statement?" And then we can talk about it and I can make a judgement from there. I spoke to a girl about chemtrails for an hour one day. Tried to see where she was coming from on it. Eventually had to just give up. She thinks the government is poisoning people by causing airplanes to make poison rainclouds. But when I asked her *why* the government would want to poison people with poison rainclouds, she didn't know. She didn't seem to care. So I had to just disregard it as crazy.

But if someone says, "Hey, did you know all the reporters in the world are lizard people?" I have to just sort of shake my head and walk away. There's no common ground there. That's operating under the assumption that there is such a thing as lizard people to begin with, and that they've somehow found their way into power.

What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.
 
2013-03-04 05:19:06 PM  

the801: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


no, those are just fronts for the 5 Jew Bankers.


trakt.us

I'm going to like, totally chew on your soul and spit it out.
 
2013-03-04 05:19:09 PM  
All the best bands are aligned with Satan - so what?

Not a bad song, either - better than anything on her first album, which is the musical equivalent of a mugging.

In my book, she's ridiculously lot, too.  The sort of hot where you'd probably release the hounds moments before entry, then have to make up some lie about a medication you were on.  Not that I've ever done that.
 
2013-03-04 05:20:18 PM  
if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...
 
2013-03-04 05:21:19 PM  

911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


^ I love the giant tax-free 'DONATE' button they get on youtube

thank god our government gives tax breaks to these 'ministries' otherwise how would be totally ignorant of the fact that Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to be our new demonic overlords.
 
2013-03-04 05:23:56 PM  

Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...


You're unemployed?
 
2013-03-04 05:31:17 PM  
You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.
 
2013-03-04 05:40:02 PM  
I'd be more upset if she weren't.
 
2013-03-04 05:42:32 PM  
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-03-04 05:45:35 PM  
Came for Stonecutters reference, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-04 05:47:50 PM  

basemetal: I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.


this. She could be satan in human form and I just couldn't stomach figuring it out.
 
2013-03-04 05:49:59 PM  
Taylor Momsen, maybe.  Taylor Swift, not so much.
 
2013-03-04 05:51:27 PM  
came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.
 
2013-03-04 05:54:31 PM  

logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.


I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.
 
2013-03-04 05:55:33 PM  
Dafuq did i just read?
 
2013-03-04 05:56:13 PM  
She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!

/French Canadian Bean Soup
 
2013-03-04 05:56:25 PM  

loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul


There is no Taylor, only Zuul!
 
2013-03-04 05:57:15 PM  

Treygreen13: What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.


www.davidicke.com
Agrees with your tongue-in-cheek humor

/The lizard people thing is David Icke from England.
//He's got some interesting theories and historical/religious connections.
///Up until the whole shape-shifting multi-dimension lizard people... that's just hilarious... So laughably so, one has to question his sanity, trollishness, or useful idiot persona.
 
2013-03-04 05:58:18 PM  

DanZero: I'll just leave this here

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


If I had it I would play it again.  Loved that game.
 
2013-03-04 06:02:10 PM  

Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.

I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.


I tried to type " leaving satisfied".  What did you see?
 
2013-03-04 06:02:11 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: You'd think these people would actually spend time reading some Manly P. Hall or any other sources on 'secret' knowledge to learn for themselves, instead of just believing what the church says about it all being devil worship. If there's anything more obviously evil than the roman catholic church i haven't seen it. It would at least make their theories about occult symbolism not so laughably wrong.


Right!
Sounds like these guys read the Wikipedia article on Freemasonry and the 3rd degree initiation and then started watching kids televisions, calling it the Devil's work!
 
2013-03-04 06:02:26 PM  

hardinparamedic: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Would you accept a goat that screams like a human?

Can't believe that one hasn't shown up here yet. Or if it has I missed it.


911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


Seems like every Super Bowl halftime show is Satanic these days.

The Secret Satanic Conspiracy Behind Madonna's Halftime Show
 
2013-03-04 06:04:17 PM  

DanZero: I'll just leave this here

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]



Years ago I played that game for a few weeks. One day a female co-worker asked me what I'd done over the weekend and I responded, "Oh, just a Deus-Ex marathon."

Her eyes widened a little and she looked horrified and intrigued at the same time.

Then another co-worker started talking about much he liked the game. Her expression changed again and she said, "Oohh..Deus-EX...I thought you said 'day of sex.'"

Awkward.
And yes, I would have. No hesitation.
 
2013-03-04 06:04:51 PM  

logggur: Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.

I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.

I tried to type " leaving satisfied".  What did you see?


I don't even remember now.
 
2013-03-04 06:08:43 PM  
dondueck.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-04 06:10:10 PM  
I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
The DEVIL is an ENTERTAINER!
4.bp.blogspot.com
He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.

I say my good farkers... RESIST!  Do not watch the VMAs.  Do not give your money to Bieber, Swift, or Madonna.
Spend your money at your local pub.  Drinking with your neighbors.  That's how Noah would do it (first thing he did was plant a vineyard for wine after the great flood)

/only partially kidding
 
2013-03-04 06:20:55 PM  
First the pope now this what will be the trifecta ?
 
2013-03-04 06:24:49 PM  

Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...


try lost waif
 
2013-03-04 06:35:04 PM  

NostroZ: This guy reminds me of when I take a shyat and see faces in the bathroom tile... Your mind sees pattern where there is none!


Exactly. No one is looking at you from out of the tiles, that's just crazy talk. And would you please hang the TP with the paper coming out the top, instead of your usual way. kthx
 
2013-03-04 06:54:11 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-04 06:55:17 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.


She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.
 
2013-03-04 06:55:24 PM  
I dated someone who believed in the lizard people. She was... Interesting.
 
2013-03-04 07:02:09 PM  

blatz514: Don't care if crazy..

[cdn.inquisitr.com image 386x500]

WANT!


A hungry fat chick would be more fun in the sack.
 
2013-03-04 07:04:30 PM  

Kyosuke: BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.

She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.


They dump her because she's closeted and not ready to deal with her sexual identity.
 
2013-03-04 07:09:02 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Kyosuke: BarkingUnicorn: I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.

She's not putting out. That's why the boys keep dumping her.

They dump her because she's closeted and not ready to deal with her sexual identity.


Possible.  But, I think she just has a princess delusion.
 
2013-03-04 07:13:03 PM  
This again?  Can't we just stick to chem trails, based on alien technology from the Bermuda Triangle, are being spread by Lee Harvey Oswald to make you think the Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot aren't real?
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-04 07:14:11 PM  
I would just like to thank subby for reminding me that I'm doing alright in that I'm not batshiat crazy to believe this lunacy.
 
2013-03-04 07:18:41 PM  

justneal: AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]

how can you hate " the colonel"?


Because he puts a chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!
 
2013-03-04 07:30:32 PM  

NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.


As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.
 
2013-03-04 07:30:44 PM  
Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?
 
2013-03-04 07:31:41 PM  

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


Are you a god?
 
2013-03-04 07:35:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


Nah, they're pushovers.  A little ginger and the "Reptile Overlords" will be eating out of our hands.

And mating out of season.  A lot.
 
2013-03-04 07:36:41 PM  

NuttierThanEver: That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple


imgs.xkcd.com
Good job breaking it, hero.
 
2013-03-04 07:38:29 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate


Belgium!
 
2013-03-04 07:47:36 PM  

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


Yes, for the most part.  But you forgot the connection to the Annunaki and the aliens.
 
2013-03-04 07:48:18 PM  

eyeq360: NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple

Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.


starcmc.files.wordpress.com
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
 
2013-03-04 07:49:01 PM  

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


You've forgotten that the Illuminati are trying to get control of the spirit grid by installing military installation on top of the "hub points" around the planet which will grant them power to increase the consciousness level of the entire planet allowing us to communicate with every other creature on the planet. You've also neglected to mention the existence of the Emerald Plates left by Horus 5000 years ago.
 
2013-03-04 07:49:40 PM  

loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul


There is no Taylor.  Only Zuul.
 
2013-03-04 07:50:45 PM  

ciberido: eyeq360: NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple

Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.

[starcmc.files.wordpress.com image 204x203]
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?


I would like to think that I actually think I think that, but with all of the electrostatic interference I get during the winter, the MK-ULTRA microwave reception mind control device implanted into my head acts all funny.
 
2013-03-04 07:53:00 PM  

geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup


The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER
 
2013-03-04 07:53:57 PM  
Lulz, like the guys who think Washington is laid out in a pentagram, or that somehow Saddam wasn't involved in 9/11.

/get a life, morans
 
2013-03-04 07:54:36 PM  

911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


You'd better hope she doesn't learn about the Rainbow Conspiracy.
 
2013-03-04 07:56:08 PM  
As a Freemason and Knight Templar all I can say is I find nothing ritualistic about that performance.  The 2nd half with her in the black however was sexy as hell.  I can fap to that.
 
2013-03-04 07:56:35 PM  

danceswithcrows: geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup

The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER


I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu but the worship of Nyarlathotep's Haunter of the Dark form and the Shining Trapezohedron, where the Haunter of the Dark would grant you immense knowledge in exchange for lots of sacrifices.
 
2013-03-04 08:01:09 PM  

Ratchet_of_knoxville: I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


Feh.

It's not a party until someone finds a new definition of pain and suffering as they are slowly digested over a thousand years in the belly of a sarlaac.
 
2013-03-04 08:03:00 PM  
 
2013-03-04 08:03:11 PM  

eyeq360: I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu


You might be right. Unfortunately, I can't check for sure, as the monotonous whining of muffled accursed flutes and pounding of detestable drums by the monstrous nuclear chaos outside angled space is eroding my sanity. If this keeps up, I'll have to join the state legislature....
 
2013-03-04 08:05:51 PM  

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.



I think there's a rule that says if you link to a Cracked article to prove a point, people HAVE to laugh at you.

Let's just call it "ciberido's 2nd law" until I hear a better name for it.
 
2013-03-04 08:11:18 PM  

danceswithcrows: eyeq360: I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu

You might be right. Unfortunately, I can't check for sure, as the monotonous whining of muffled accursed flutes and pounding of detestable drums by the monstrous nuclear chaos outside angled space is eroding my sanity. If this keeps up, I'll have to join the state legislature....


The Kansas state legislature is full of crazies.  The people who keep voting them in are crazy as well.  You will fit in fine.
 
2013-03-04 08:11:54 PM  
Can't wait to see her Bohemian Grove show.
 
2013-03-04 08:18:44 PM  

Transpogue: I still- after years of hearing about this Illuminati business- have yet to discern what this is even all about.

So a secret society exists?  So what?  Who cares?

So they control a bunch of stuff... again, so what?  Who doesn't know that about four corporations essentially own everything?

Am I missing some huge mystique?  What is the aim of the people who want to "expose" the members?



One could argue that conspiracy theories offer the same fundamental reassurance than religion does: the idea that, whatever ever to the contrary, there really is SOMEBODY somewhere who is controlling it all, that all the crap in your life isn't random, but is part of some Greater Plan.

There's also the attraction of being In The Know.  Even if you don't get any tangible benefit from it, the knowledge of What's Really Going On sets you apart from, and makes you better than, the sheeple.
 
2013-03-04 08:21:52 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!


ciberido: There is no Taylor.  Only Zuul.

*shakes large Slorian fist of rage*
 
2013-03-04 08:34:27 PM  

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


Yes... very much so YES!
celebpromoter.com
You see!
PETA is in on it too... another blond starlet promoting the lizard people agenda.
 
2013-03-04 08:35:53 PM  

ciberido: One could argue that conspiracy theories offer the same fundamental reassurance than religion does: the idea that, whatever ever to the contrary, there really is SOMEBODY somewhere who is controlling it all


There's probably something to that. But what about the people who go to church regularly and believe that the Lizard Vampires are corrupting our precious bodily fluids? Do they need more reassurance than their religion can provide? I'd guess that for those people, religion provides a social outlet and/or is expected by their peer group, while conspiracy theories scratch a different psychological itch. I Could Be Wrong. It's kind of a complex subject, after all.
 
2013-03-04 08:53:41 PM  

shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.


Excuse my numbers... I meant the 40s & 50s.
J. Edgar Hoover (FBI director) himself would refuse to believe in any organized crime.
"During the 1940s through mid-1950s, he seemed to ignore organized crime of the type that ran vice rackets such as drugs, prostitution, and extortion. He denied that any mafia operated in the U.S."

/Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.
 
2013-03-04 08:54:18 PM  
As a representative of the Illuminati i can assure you that this was not one of our secret rituals.  Praise Satan.
 
2013-03-04 09:06:51 PM  

Skarekrough: You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.


You try dating a bunch of famous guys who are used to getting laid every night by a different girl or three and say you're waiting for marriage.
 
2013-03-04 09:28:51 PM  
"She turned me into a newt!"
 
2013-03-04 09:34:00 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!


One of Gozers forms will be Madonna
 
2013-03-04 09:35:29 PM  

James F. Campbell: St_Francis_P: WND

That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.


Taylor Swift appeals to WND's core demographic. Clean cut, virginal, and very Jesusy without being full out Christian Pop. Unless she's caught en flagrante with a 3 Satanists of various genders, they're not going to say anything.

And if she is caught like that, they'll blame Hollywood.
 
2013-03-04 09:38:01 PM  
Yes they are performing stylized rituals, but it's just marketing.
 
2013-03-04 09:46:43 PM  

NostroZ: Yes... very much so YES!

You see!
PETA is in on it too... another blond starlet promoting the lizard people agenda.


Looks like Laura doesn't have anyplace that the sun don't shine.
 
2013-03-04 10:07:30 PM  
Just when I thought society has hit rock bottom I come to Fark only find someone dug a little derper.
 
2013-03-04 10:52:47 PM  

justneal: AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]

how can you hate " the colonel"?


You deaf man? I say you he dead.
 
2013-03-04 10:58:58 PM  
I'd be happy to make her breakfast.
 
2013-03-04 11:03:51 PM  

NostroZ: shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.

Excuse my numbers... I meant the 40s & 50s.
J. Edgar Hoover (FBI director) himself would refuse to believe in any organized crime.
"During the 1940s through mid-1950s, he seemed to ignore organized crime of the type that ran vice rackets such as drugs, prostitution, and extortion. He denied that any mafia operated in the U.S."

/Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.


There's this era of American history referred to as the "Prohibition Era."  You should probably do a little research on the subject before you ask for an apology regarding a subject you're completely farking wrong about.
www.biography.com

Hai Guise, Organized crime was super secret in the 1930's.
 
2013-03-04 11:04:13 PM  

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.


Saying the GM streetcar conspiracy was proven true is only accurate if you ignore a lot of other situations that enabled it to work in a few cities.  I don't expect much accuracy from Cracked, but if that's on a list it pretty much discredits the list and author from having anything useful to add to a conversation.

Those should be called "a list of conspiracy theories that have a tiny amount of factual backing to them."  But that wouldn't drive page views as well.
 
2013-03-04 11:11:29 PM  

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


They're all tools of Satan, who is preparing to come back as the anti-Christ in the form of (Clinton/Bush/Obama/Stephen Harper/Justin Bieber/Tom Cruise/etc) after we're all marked by the Beast also.

IT'S IN REVOLATIONS, PEOPLE!

/no, seriously, i've heard all of those people and more listed as the anti-Christ
 
2013-03-04 11:14:53 PM  

NostroZ: /Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.


No apology is necessary because the statement remains false. The fact that J. Edgar Hoover may have had his head in the sand (or merely publicly denied what he knew to be true for reasons of maintaining an "I'm in control" public face) is irrelevant to whether or not the mafia/organized crime was a known conspiracy prior to the '40s and '50s. And it was. Published accounts of the mafia's activities in America date to the 19th Century, especially in New York and New Orleans. Books like The First Family are filled with citations, newspaper clippings, extracts from police reports, and more from period sources that discuss the straight-up knowledge that there was an organized conspiracy among crime figures.

I mean, it would be kind of hard to claim that organized crime was a big secret not revealed until the '40s and '50s when none other than Al freakin' Capone was making headlines in the 1920s. The St. Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929 was huge news.

So I'm afraid that that I say is true. To imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. Even if we revise the dates back to the '40s and '50s, it remains false.
 
2013-03-04 11:30:04 PM  

NostroZ: I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
The DEVIL is an ENTERTAINER!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 260x165]
He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.


Yes, he does, but there are better fiddlers in Georgia.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:55 PM  

shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.


Fun fact:  The Mafia appear in the original Sherlock Holmes stories.
 
2013-03-04 11:42:21 PM  

eyeq360: danceswithcrows: geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup

The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER

I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu but the worship of Nyarlathotep's Haunter of the Dark form and the Shining Trapezohedron, where the Haunter of the Dark would grant you immense knowledge in exchange for lots of sacrifices.



Only Hastur knows for sure, so go ask him.  But you may have to say his name more than once to get his attention.  He's a little absent-minded.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:11 PM  
1. Chemtrails are a large-scale geo-engineering project designed to mitigate the effects of climate change.

2. The lizard people came and went. They were called The Doors.

3. Taylor Swift is just a John Mayer throwaway, just like all his songs are.
 
2013-03-05 01:03:11 AM  

loonatic112358: Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!

One of Gozers forms will be Madonna



I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something that could never destroy us, something I loved from my childhood.
 
2013-03-05 01:17:59 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-05 01:28:13 AM  

shoegaze99: So I'm afraid that that I say is true. To imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. Even if we revise the dates back to the '40s and '50s, it remains false.


World English Dictionary conspiracy theory - n - the belief that the government or a covert organization is responsible for an event that is unusual or unexplained, esp when any such involvement is denied
The head of the FBI saying there is no international organized crime outfit in the 40s & 50s fits the dictionary definition of the words I used.  You can play the 20/20 hindsight game all you want.  Tell me that Hoover had his head-up-his rear, whatever.  You can list all the books that were written AFTER the fact that put some snippets all together.

Yet, the dictionary definition remains that the Mafia was a considered a conspiracy theory back then, and was later proven true.  So true in fact, that now for me to call it a THEORY brings such animosity.  So, I'm still waiting for my apology for calling my words patently false.

/Al Capone btw did not have international ties... as per Sicilian et all... he was just a big time Chi-town bootlegger.
//Conspiracy theory is a dirty word.
///Yet, you'd be a fool to think that some people would not conspire dark deeds for their personal gain.
 
2013-03-05 01:55:48 AM  

Ratchet_of_knoxville: I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!



One homeless guy?  Amateurs

5
 
2013-03-05 01:56:41 AM  
I was thinking this was from the guy who was obsessed with the idea that Beyonce was promoting the Illuminati and Satanism at the Super Bowl, because she put her farking fingers together, but surprisingly it seems to be an entirely different kind of crazy. My fiancee made me listen to 11 minutes of that shiat over the weekend; I should have put some headphones on.

Beyonce Reps Illuminati At super bowl 2013 (Throws up pyramid)

Fundies are farking insane. This guy reminds me of John Nash.
 
2013-03-05 02:06:49 AM  

NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.


The only conspiracy theory was that the Mob owned Vegas. Yeah, right, a bunch of inbred Italians who beat and shoot people in New England and the Midwest run the gambling capitol of the world? Anything you say, buddy. The part about the Mafia owning businesses and politicians wasn't exactly a state secret, even if the evidence tended to turn up floating in a river... like the Mexican cartels today.
 
2013-03-05 02:09:12 AM  
I'd argue an alternate hypothesis that this her coming out performance. You know, the performer famed for being young and innocent trying to shift into the sexy adult market. It's a Drew Barrymore in Poison Ivy kind of moment. Or maybe it's some huge occult conspiracy. That's a neat idea too.
 
2013-03-05 02:23:04 AM  
No, but Amy Grant is.

www.atoast2wealth.com
 
2013-03-05 02:47:07 AM  
I have no comment until fnord Hagbard Celine explains himself.
 
2013-03-05 07:07:04 AM  
a global diet pill domination scheme??

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-05 07:29:44 AM  
I didn't realize there were this many paranoid schizophrenics on Fark...
 
2013-03-05 07:34:34 AM  
APOPHENIA
 
2013-03-05 12:35:58 PM  

NostroZ: The head of the FBI saying there is no international organized crime outfit in the 40s & 50s fits the dictionary definition of the words I used. You can play the 20/20 hindsight game all you want. Tell me that Hoover had his head-up-his rear, whatever. You can list all the books that were written AFTER the fact that put some snippets all together.


No, what I did was provide you with

1) a motivation for the exceedingly image-conscious Hoover to deny the mafia's existence -- and he was but single person, mind you, so deciding that the existence of an organization that was already public knowledge was actually a secret because one guy denied it is silly* -- and much more importantly,

2) just one of many, many tomes that cite actual, period, mainstream sources that acknowledged the happenings of organized crime in America. The fact that the books were written later is irrelevant. These weren't obscure sources suddenly discovered after the fact, they were known, read sources that were in front of the public, in widely read mainstream papers. They were "snippets," they were widely reported stories.

There have been many conspiracy theories related to the mafia, but the idea that the existence of the mafia itself was completely unknown is completely, utterly, provably, patently false.

*An actual conspiracy theory to cite would be the theory that Hoover was blackmailed by the mob to not investigate their crimes, a theory which has been kicking around for years.

Yet, the dictionary definition remains that the Mafia was a considered a conspiracy theory back then, and was later proven true. So true in fact, that now for me to call it a THEORY brings such animosity. So, I'm still waiting for my apology for calling my words patently false.

You were wrong. You remain wrong. Being wrong is on its own forgivable. No shame in that. We can always correct ourselves when we have the facts. But digging in the way you are? That just makes you an idiot.

Cheers.
 
2013-03-05 03:35:02 PM  
This is sad.  I really like her when she first came out but it looks like she the communist Jews that run the entertainment industry corrupt the pure, innocent white girls with lies and kabala magic until they are turned into nothing more then demon possessed sluts.
 
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