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2013-03-04 07:18:41 PM

justneal: AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]

how can you hate " the colonel"?


Because he puts a chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!
 
2013-03-04 07:30:32 PM

NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.


As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.
 
2013-03-04 07:30:44 PM
Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?
 
2013-03-04 07:31:41 PM

kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.


Are you a god?
 
2013-03-04 07:35:09 PM

hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]


Nah, they're pushovers.  A little ginger and the "Reptile Overlords" will be eating out of our hands.

And mating out of season.  A lot.
 
2013-03-04 07:36:41 PM

NuttierThanEver: That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple


imgs.xkcd.com
Good job breaking it, hero.
 
2013-03-04 07:38:29 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate


Belgium!
 
2013-03-04 07:47:36 PM

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


Yes, for the most part.  But you forgot the connection to the Annunaki and the aliens.
 
2013-03-04 07:48:18 PM

eyeq360: NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple

Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.


starcmc.files.wordpress.com
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
 
2013-03-04 07:49:01 PM

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


You've forgotten that the Illuminati are trying to get control of the spirit grid by installing military installation on top of the "hub points" around the planet which will grant them power to increase the consciousness level of the entire planet allowing us to communicate with every other creature on the planet. You've also neglected to mention the existence of the Emerald Plates left by Horus 5000 years ago.
 
2013-03-04 07:49:40 PM

loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul


There is no Taylor.  Only Zuul.
 
2013-03-04 07:50:45 PM

ciberido: eyeq360: NuttierThanEver: hardinparamedic: This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

[www.blindloop.com image 497x352]

That's just what the Reverse Vampires want you to think

/wake up sheeple

Unless the Reverse Vampires are in cahoots with them and they want you to think that they want you to think the opposite.

[starcmc.files.wordpress.com image 204x203]
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?


I would like to think that I actually think I think that, but with all of the electrostatic interference I get during the winter, the MK-ULTRA microwave reception mind control device implanted into my head acts all funny.
 
2013-03-04 07:53:00 PM

geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup


The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER
 
2013-03-04 07:53:57 PM
Lulz, like the guys who think Washington is laid out in a pentagram, or that somehow Saddam wasn't involved in 9/11.

/get a life, morans
 
2013-03-04 07:54:36 PM

911Jenny: A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:

http://youtu.be/21GOSnJc4Mg

"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"


You'd better hope she doesn't learn about the Rainbow Conspiracy.
 
2013-03-04 07:56:08 PM
As a Freemason and Knight Templar all I can say is I find nothing ritualistic about that performance.  The 2nd half with her in the black however was sexy as hell.  I can fap to that.
 
2013-03-04 07:56:35 PM

danceswithcrows: geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup

The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER


I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu but the worship of Nyarlathotep's Haunter of the Dark form and the Shining Trapezohedron, where the Haunter of the Dark would grant you immense knowledge in exchange for lots of sacrifices.
 
2013-03-04 08:01:09 PM

Ratchet_of_knoxville: I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


Feh.

It's not a party until someone finds a new definition of pain and suffering as they are slowly digested over a thousand years in the belly of a sarlaac.
 
2013-03-04 08:03:00 PM
 
2013-03-04 08:03:11 PM

eyeq360: I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu


You might be right. Unfortunately, I can't check for sure, as the monotonous whining of muffled accursed flutes and pounding of detestable drums by the monstrous nuclear chaos outside angled space is eroding my sanity. If this keeps up, I'll have to join the state legislature....
 
2013-03-04 08:05:51 PM

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.



I think there's a rule that says if you link to a Cracked article to prove a point, people HAVE to laugh at you.

Let's just call it "ciberido's 2nd law" until I hear a better name for it.
 
2013-03-04 08:11:18 PM

danceswithcrows: eyeq360: I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu

You might be right. Unfortunately, I can't check for sure, as the monotonous whining of muffled accursed flutes and pounding of detestable drums by the monstrous nuclear chaos outside angled space is eroding my sanity. If this keeps up, I'll have to join the state legislature....


The Kansas state legislature is full of crazies.  The people who keep voting them in are crazy as well.  You will fit in fine.
 
2013-03-04 08:11:54 PM
Can't wait to see her Bohemian Grove show.
 
2013-03-04 08:18:44 PM

Transpogue: I still- after years of hearing about this Illuminati business- have yet to discern what this is even all about.

So a secret society exists?  So what?  Who cares?

So they control a bunch of stuff... again, so what?  Who doesn't know that about four corporations essentially own everything?

Am I missing some huge mystique?  What is the aim of the people who want to "expose" the members?



One could argue that conspiracy theories offer the same fundamental reassurance than religion does: the idea that, whatever ever to the contrary, there really is SOMEBODY somewhere who is controlling it all, that all the crap in your life isn't random, but is part of some Greater Plan.

There's also the attraction of being In The Know.  Even if you don't get any tangible benefit from it, the knowledge of What's Really Going On sets you apart from, and makes you better than, the sheeple.
 
2013-03-04 08:21:52 PM

Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!


ciberido: There is no Taylor.  Only Zuul.

*shakes large Slorian fist of rage*
 
2013-03-04 08:34:27 PM

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


Yes... very much so YES!
celebpromoter.com
You see!
PETA is in on it too... another blond starlet promoting the lizard people agenda.
 
2013-03-04 08:35:53 PM

ciberido: One could argue that conspiracy theories offer the same fundamental reassurance than religion does: the idea that, whatever ever to the contrary, there really is SOMEBODY somewhere who is controlling it all


There's probably something to that. But what about the people who go to church regularly and believe that the Lizard Vampires are corrupting our precious bodily fluids? Do they need more reassurance than their religion can provide? I'd guess that for those people, religion provides a social outlet and/or is expected by their peer group, while conspiracy theories scratch a different psychological itch. I Could Be Wrong. It's kind of a complex subject, after all.
 
2013-03-04 08:53:41 PM

shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.


Excuse my numbers... I meant the 40s & 50s.
J. Edgar Hoover (FBI director) himself would refuse to believe in any organized crime.
"During the 1940s through mid-1950s, he seemed to ignore organized crime of the type that ran vice rackets such as drugs, prostitution, and extortion. He denied that any mafia operated in the U.S."

/Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.
 
2013-03-04 08:54:18 PM
As a representative of the Illuminati i can assure you that this was not one of our secret rituals.  Praise Satan.
 
2013-03-04 09:06:51 PM

Skarekrough: You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.


You try dating a bunch of famous guys who are used to getting laid every night by a different girl or three and say you're waiting for marriage.
 
2013-03-04 09:28:51 PM
"She turned me into a newt!"
 
2013-03-04 09:34:00 PM

Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!


One of Gozers forms will be Madonna
 
2013-03-04 09:35:29 PM

James F. Campbell: St_Francis_P: WND

That's surprising. This sort of stuff is their forte.


Taylor Swift appeals to WND's core demographic. Clean cut, virginal, and very Jesusy without being full out Christian Pop. Unless she's caught en flagrante with a 3 Satanists of various genders, they're not going to say anything.

And if she is caught like that, they'll blame Hollywood.
 
2013-03-04 09:38:01 PM
Yes they are performing stylized rituals, but it's just marketing.
 
2013-03-04 09:46:43 PM

NostroZ: Yes... very much so YES!

You see!
PETA is in on it too... another blond starlet promoting the lizard people agenda.


Looks like Laura doesn't have anyplace that the sun don't shine.
 
2013-03-04 10:07:30 PM
Just when I thought society has hit rock bottom I come to Fark only find someone dug a little derper.
 
2013-03-04 10:52:47 PM

justneal: AdolfOliverPanties: Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 224x225]

how can you hate " the colonel"?


You deaf man? I say you he dead.
 
2013-03-04 10:58:58 PM
I'd be happy to make her breakfast.
 
2013-03-04 11:03:51 PM

NostroZ: shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.

Excuse my numbers... I meant the 40s & 50s.
J. Edgar Hoover (FBI director) himself would refuse to believe in any organized crime.
"During the 1940s through mid-1950s, he seemed to ignore organized crime of the type that ran vice rackets such as drugs, prostitution, and extortion. He denied that any mafia operated in the U.S."

/Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.


There's this era of American history referred to as the "Prohibition Era."  You should probably do a little research on the subject before you ask for an apology regarding a subject you're completely farking wrong about.
www.biography.com

Hai Guise, Organized crime was super secret in the 1930's.
 
2013-03-04 11:04:13 PM

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.


Saying the GM streetcar conspiracy was proven true is only accurate if you ignore a lot of other situations that enabled it to work in a few cities.  I don't expect much accuracy from Cracked, but if that's on a list it pretty much discredits the list and author from having anything useful to add to a conversation.

Those should be called "a list of conspiracy theories that have a tiny amount of factual backing to them."  But that wouldn't drive page views as well.
 
2013-03-04 11:11:29 PM

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?


They're all tools of Satan, who is preparing to come back as the anti-Christ in the form of (Clinton/Bush/Obama/Stephen Harper/Justin Bieber/Tom Cruise/etc) after we're all marked by the Beast also.

IT'S IN REVOLATIONS, PEOPLE!

/no, seriously, i've heard all of those people and more listed as the anti-Christ
 
2013-03-04 11:14:53 PM

NostroZ: /Now hopefully you'll check your 'patently false' registration and issue an apology like an honorable gentleman.


No apology is necessary because the statement remains false. The fact that J. Edgar Hoover may have had his head in the sand (or merely publicly denied what he knew to be true for reasons of maintaining an "I'm in control" public face) is irrelevant to whether or not the mafia/organized crime was a known conspiracy prior to the '40s and '50s. And it was. Published accounts of the mafia's activities in America date to the 19th Century, especially in New York and New Orleans. Books like The First Family are filled with citations, newspaper clippings, extracts from police reports, and more from period sources that discuss the straight-up knowledge that there was an organized conspiracy among crime figures.

I mean, it would be kind of hard to claim that organized crime was a big secret not revealed until the '40s and '50s when none other than Al freakin' Capone was making headlines in the 1920s. The St. Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929 was huge news.

So I'm afraid that that I say is true. To imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. Even if we revise the dates back to the '40s and '50s, it remains false.
 
2013-03-04 11:30:04 PM

NostroZ: I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
The DEVIL is an ENTERTAINER!
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 260x165]
He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.


Yes, he does, but there are better fiddlers in Georgia.
 
2013-03-04 11:33:55 PM

shoegaze99: NostroZ: Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

As well it should have been, because it was by definition a conspiracy. The mafia is still a conspiracy. That hasn't changed. It is made up of men conspiring to commit crimes.

If you mean to imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. There were published accounts of the Mafia at work (then under a different name) in the U.S. as far back as the 19th Century.


Fun fact:  The Mafia appear in the original Sherlock Holmes stories.
 
2013-03-04 11:42:21 PM

eyeq360: danceswithcrows: geekbikerskum: She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!
/French Canadian Bean Soup

The guys at the Church of Starry Wisdom said everything was just fine, and there's no need to worry about anything, an xDxD{_
eth0: transmit timed out
NO CARRIER

I thought the Church of the Starry Wisdom wasn't connected to Cthulhu but the worship of Nyarlathotep's Haunter of the Dark form and the Shining Trapezohedron, where the Haunter of the Dark would grant you immense knowledge in exchange for lots of sacrifices.



Only Hastur knows for sure, so go ask him.  But you may have to say his name more than once to get his attention.  He's a little absent-minded.
 
2013-03-04 11:54:11 PM
1. Chemtrails are a large-scale geo-engineering project designed to mitigate the effects of climate change.

2. The lizard people came and went. They were called The Doors.

3. Taylor Swift is just a John Mayer throwaway, just like all his songs are.
 
2013-03-05 01:03:11 AM

loonatic112358: Zeppelininthesky: loonatic112358: kid_icarus: As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.

I thought she was Zuul

There is no Taylor, only Zuul!

One of Gozers forms will be Madonna



I tried to think of the most harmless thing, something that could never destroy us, something I loved from my childhood.
 
2013-03-05 01:17:59 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-05 01:28:13 AM

shoegaze99: So I'm afraid that that I say is true. To imply that the mafia was a big secret in the 1960s that wasn't confirmed to exist until later, that's patently false. Even if we revise the dates back to the '40s and '50s, it remains false.


World English Dictionary conspiracy theory - n - the belief that the government or a covert organization is responsible for an event that is unusual or unexplained, esp when any such involvement is denied
The head of the FBI saying there is no international organized crime outfit in the 40s & 50s fits the dictionary definition of the words I used.  You can play the 20/20 hindsight game all you want.  Tell me that Hoover had his head-up-his rear, whatever.  You can list all the books that were written AFTER the fact that put some snippets all together.

Yet, the dictionary definition remains that the Mafia was a considered a conspiracy theory back then, and was later proven true.  So true in fact, that now for me to call it a THEORY brings such animosity.  So, I'm still waiting for my apology for calling my words patently false.

/Al Capone btw did not have international ties... as per Sicilian et all... he was just a big time Chi-town bootlegger.
//Conspiracy theory is a dirty word.
///Yet, you'd be a fool to think that some people would not conspire dark deeds for their personal gain.
 
2013-03-05 01:55:48 AM

Ratchet_of_knoxville: I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!



One homeless guy?  Amateurs

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